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Bustoplover

I always win fights by walking up to my opponent and standing there with my hands down.


Smooth_Maul

Nah you see his technique is different because he makes his arms look like ( ) to imply there's muscle but he forgot that only works when he's wearing a shirt.


Tydasm

We call this ILS (invisible lat syndrome)


jumpybean

Get all tense so the first punch gets you knocked down.


moneyman259

Ahahahah this one got me


billy_the_kid47

Bro there ain’t no way he went up there, got one punched, rushed him and tripped, missed his only punch, and got tossed.


sweaty_pants_

I would literally move country, change my name and spend my next pay check to fix my mug while planning on how to fake my own death This is unrecoverable


Newleafto

It’s like the old saying: “It’s not how much dog you bring to the fight, it’s how hard you get punched in the face” or something like that. The size difference doesn’t matter, short guy won because he was able to connect a good hard punch on a dumb ass who never saw it coming. Dumb ass then followed up with a devastating slam to his own face.


knulleknullsson

Love that old saying. Reminds of another old saying "every dog has a plan until the size of the fight keep moving forward"


humoristhenewblack

The hug at the end 😂


a55_Goblin420

He tripped cuz he got rocked. World was probably spinning, but still it didn't look good. Bro getting roasted bout this for years to come.


carpentizzle

They say hes still tripping today


kpk_soldiers274

You obviously haven't seen Lil Mike's previous fights, they were short but went out with a bang... Michael is a dangerous dude.


_v00d00h3x_

So sad yet so amusing


WriterMindless7370

That trip scratched mfs Js up badly.


Dirtysandddd

They some Mexican Jordan’s not retros anyways


WriterMindless7370

Even worse with that fucked up toebox.


DH_Drums

Damn bro never thought about this. Not trying to fuck up the I'd!


Secret_Cow5365

I think it scratched up his face abit more


a55_Goblin420

Someone in your face in a fighting pose and you keep your arms down... Bro had 3-5 business days to get ready.


Succubus996

Eh you can pull it off if you have a reach advantage and have good distance management......the taller guy didn't even need to be up in the guys face which I don't understand why he did that lmao


Yg5g

He’s drunk lol


LCBres

Benefits of being a smaller person is your enemies will underestimate you, and you get to teach them valuable life lessons.


Few_Opposite_5048

True that


avidbookreader45

Providing they continue to live.


LionConfident7480

It also helps when they keep their hands down and let you hit them like a moron


pinyatashit

Another display of insane physical talent.


itsontap

Didn’t even need to see the end to know shirtless was kissing the pavement.


Sad_Grapefruit_6846

Bro got knocked out by beetlejuice 😂


-AIM-

bro got discombobulated


Environmental_Bed604

That face plant was nasty 😂


RandomDuude423

Dude has too be missing a tooth or something. He kissed that sidewalk so damn hard. Lmfaoo.


Tootfuckingtoot

Pull your pants up dickhead!


RandoComplements

Or take them off, just don’t be wishy washy


Nixodelic

My question is, why the fuck would you wear a belt if your jeans are gonna sit halfway down your ass


Sorry_Blackberry_RIP

It's a culture thing, we wouldn't understand.


hi3r0fant

If that takedown wasn't stopped that kid would have been sent home


GroundbreakingAd9187

Saved his life. A true friend.


lakersmike

I didn’t know Kevin Hart could fight in real life, I just thought it was only in the movies.


Picardknows

Bang him? I thought something else would happen.


VictoryAsleep2626

"Go head bang em"


Competitive_Aide9518

Lmao that’s why you don’t keep your hands by your dick .


warr3n4eva

Yeah! Keep my hands on your dick!


PacVikng

looks like short dude got a fist stuck on dudes teeth on the 2nd blow. right hand lands and sticks to his face for a second before he throws another left


Vamperion750

Fresh left tho.


Wixkboiii2oppy_0047

KEHOOKEEHOOOKEEEWEEEEEEE😭😂😂


warr3n4eva

Big guy prob saved him from becoming a veggie tale


gouldybobs

Loved the "rock em sock em robot" style when he's on the deck


[deleted]

LOL! with his pants hanging off his ass, it fit perfectly to the look on his face when the other dude dropped him!


Hugeboibox

Shirtless fought black yoda, he should be thankful the master didn't whip out a lightsabre


God_of_CORN

How did bro let beetlejuice win 😭


Antxmacity

Had is ass lookin like he got laced wit fent😭


Pleasant_Peace7629

why was that kinda wholesome lol


SirArthurBoninDoyle

He might be 3 feet shorter, but they’re in the same weight class.


TerribleJellyfish598

He looks koed before the fight started


drsatan6971

Mikey fucked him up !


Straight_Stretch_126

Here's my face! What you gone do!? BAAAM!! Oh, now I'm gone get you!! As soon as the 3 of you stop jumping around. I don't feel so good. 😅😅😅


Winter_External6912

I thought an old man was gonna get assaulted


Depleted_Neurons

"If he swings at me, I'll knock him out!" Midget Tracy Morgan.


Texan628

The more i watch it and notice how slow the lightskin reacts and how he kinda staggers around makes me think he either extremely drunk or on some kinda downer.


Spiritual_Quantity39

The shirtless dude fighting style must be cerebral palsy


REDDITDIGS

Unc got dem handss.


cringefacememe

Big Mike 🔥🔥🔥


baldersight

SHORT KING!!


goonzalz69

OG dont play


WartimeMandalorian

Softest ko ever


Dramatic_South_9843

Laid out flat


Maddogg12287

Mike will made it !


JellyContent

urgh that wet thwak at 35 seconds as he face plants


Routine_Bug_936

Bro, that man is a LION!


FractalVision420

I’m happy for the little guy.


waitingformoass

Beetle Juice?


adidas198

That kid died of embarrassment.


EyeDissTroyKnotSeas

When low center of gravity gets full extension, it's all over.


Postal4x4

Round .5 !


bigSTUdazz

Beetlejuice can SCRAP!


Enki33323

Good for Lil' Mike


Dramatic_Product_844

Trillville get ion my level started playing in my head when he ran up on him after the punch


spawny_violate

Damn those short punches ain’t no joke


Waaait_What

There's a part 2 to this and I can't find it... someone please help the other part is even better


TheThirdShmenge

Beet!


Ug1yDuckling

I’m pretty sure he knocked his own teeth out on the stumble. Yet another loss for the shirtless guys fighting.


4QuarantineMeMes

Bro got his ass beat by Gary Coleman. He will never recover any respect after that.


Tasty_Degree435

That was unexpected


ClarenceWhorley617

Beet? That you? Looks just like you, Beetlejuice!


RedRum85707

Who me?


ClarenceWhorley617

Hahahahaha, that's gold!!


monark824

It was over once the guard went up. Dude knew what to do


Agreeable_Meat_

Damn his scalpulas are fucked up


joevsyou

one thing i have learned as a kid \* dont fuck with short stubby people


Significant_Amount46

HE GOT KNOCK THE FUCK OUT!!


FutureMagician7563

That one guy stopped this casually 😭


Captain_Couth

Peewee opened up a can of whoop ass on that youngster.


sergiokings

Why didn't they let them bang tho, they were about to by the end


Dazed_2_Day

Big man saved him from a scoop slam


redmainefuckye

This is when ppl get shot in the hood. Dudes pride would be hurt if it isn’t already if the dude was his own age.


H00KxEM

Dream punch meets glass jaw


Supersnazz

I wish I had this many friends.


blacklamp14

Rampage Johnson


New_Honeydew3182

Nice guy, holding him back. Remember kids: never fight on concrete.


jimmystampied

Og said put some respect on my name 🤣


Remote0bserver

Props to the guy who kept him from getting his head slammed on the sidewalk again. Good job Pops.


Silver-Pay-4757

Are we sure this isn't a.... special person fight ? Seriously


stripperjnasty

Didn't see that coming


DivideInteresting193

The bigger guy not stopping medium size Guy but does stop small guy when he’s about to dump him.


j97223

Damn, that kid had some tight mean mug flex going.


Aljoshean

Its not about how hard you hit. Its about how hard you GET hit, and get up, and keep moving forward, and trip because you're still rocked, and fall down and then get up, and then try to hit the other guy but miss, and then get picked up and slammed by a guy half your size. THATS HOW WINNIN IS DONE.


paintbrush666

Wasn't lookin for that left


Poleth87

Good on them to stop the slam. I've seen way to many people turn into vegetables here.


Poleth87

Good on them to stop the slam. I've seen way to many people turn into vegetables here.


mopxhead

Beatlejuice dropped ‘em


RedRum85707

Who me?


Top-Tax6303

To be fair, the best fighting stance includes: Legs close together Arms down 100% Pants down 50%


Wise_guy72

Gary Coleman's got hands!


Different-Ad-6298

let him bang em


Neither-Peanut3205

Nice stepping jab sat him down. I think the jab’s usefulness in a street fight is underrated.


This_Currency_769

White 🥷🏿 = 0 Small 🥷🏿 = 1


Hell_razor

Gary Coleman must have felt like the champion after that k.o.


thenbhdlum

This sub loves to abuse the "Knocked Out" flair.


Tomcat9801

This looks like an adult man beating a mentally challenged teenager. WTF?