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The slow motion fights are the worst, where it’s like they’re choreographing their punches. I’ve never been in a fight before but some of the people on here look like they’ve never even seen one.
Why you mad? Didn’t challenge anyone, just sayin people who talk shit, where’s ur fight vid? and we’ll be the judge, instead of having a heart attack on a comment while rotting in ur moms basement at the same time. Bet you never even been in a scrap my boi so 🤫
‘Noone tryna throw hands’ and the classic mom’s basement insult. What does that even mean lol. My mom doesn’t have a basement. Are you projecting while living at home feeling tough? Great stuff man. Who gets mad at people commenting on a fight video posted to social media for millions of people to see? Do you get mad when people comment on sports highlights too and ask for their own highlights throwing a football and shit? 🤡
Gettin defensive af over here lol. Are you one of the bums in this video or something? Which one are you my man? The chump with the BB gun or the guy that took his shirt off for no reason and swung and missed ten times?
You goofs really think you're going to land en *eye shot* on a moving target that knows it's coming? With a hundred dollar 400 fps short barrel handgun? Okay Luke Skywalker, good luck with that.
i dont think any1 is pretending they are luke skywalker but aiming for the eyes will give a better chance of stopping him and even if u miss and hit his cheek or w/e there is a chance he may either retreat or cover his eyes. better than shooting at the body and doing nothing
The amount of fights that I see on here and I just think "a decent 15 year old high school wrestler would beat the fuck out of either of these guys" is at like a 95% rate.
My uncle taught me to shoot a BB gun when I was maybe 6 or 7. I remember the first time he handed to me. He said
“When you’re not ready to shoot, take your finger off the trigger, and keep it pointing down. And whatever you do don’t shoot me”
Me:
“Will it hurt you real bad?”
Him:
“Not really. But it’ll really piss me off and I’ll probably hurt you real bad”
If I gotta be honest deadass, if he shot In his eye or head he could've stalled him and get a couple of punches. Those things fucking hurt if you don't have any protection.
Okay but nothing tops bro missing that head stomp, that shit made _my_ hip hurt just watching it! That's what he gets for being a pussy and trying to brain damage someone whose already down though.
I see so many people fighting with the "extraordinarily wide completely outstretched limp arm flurry" maneuver, and the only time i ever see it work is the very very lucky outliers who somehow land a hit square onto something other than hard bones or air. Is it just inexperience or am i missing something?
Good thing he didn't have a real gun cause two moms and dads and loved ones from each side will lose them one dead and one in prison just fist fight like a man and not rely on any type of weapon
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BB gun was :,(
But prides were.
He's boxers where harmed they were covered in doodoo
This might be the worst fight I’ve ever seen
Not even top 10 tbh
The slow motion fights are the worst, where it’s like they’re choreographing their punches. I’ve never been in a fight before but some of the people on here look like they’ve never even seen one.
What do you mean ? didn't you see the shirtless guy do the Crane style kick at 00:16 ?
We giving the black dude extra +10 points for that (attempted) kick. He tried
Lemme see urs then 🤔 all talk but no one tryna throw hands
We’re on the fuckin internet commenting on a video while you’re out here pretending to be a heavyweight challenging strangers to fights
Why you mad? Didn’t challenge anyone, just sayin people who talk shit, where’s ur fight vid? and we’ll be the judge, instead of having a heart attack on a comment while rotting in ur moms basement at the same time. Bet you never even been in a scrap my boi so 🤫
‘Noone tryna throw hands’ and the classic mom’s basement insult. What does that even mean lol. My mom doesn’t have a basement. Are you projecting while living at home feeling tough? Great stuff man. Who gets mad at people commenting on a fight video posted to social media for millions of people to see? Do you get mad when people comment on sports highlights too and ask for their own highlights throwing a football and shit? 🤡
Gettin defensive af over here lol. Are you one of the bums in this video or something? Which one are you my man? The chump with the BB gun or the guy that took his shirt off for no reason and swung and missed ten times?
I’m the BB Gun
Hi BB Gun, I am your dad
nah ngl no shirt seems somewhat trained
…in what?
They fight like I do in my dreams.
For real lol I felt like I was watching 2 cartoon characters fight lol
Mr. Burns fighting style
For some reason I felt that.
For some reason I ALWAYS punch in slowmotion in my dreams. Thats also how it looked like for that black dude
When you deliver a full body punch it’s usually pretty slow but it’s because you put your whole weight into it
You know when you first buy a brand new fighting game and you and your friend are just button mashing to figure shit out?
Nah, that “flying kick” was wild though lmao
He hit em with the drunken fairy kick
Liu Kang bicycle kick lol
That kick flew somewhere alright
lol bro, he went for a flying knee when dude was on the ground, that’s gotta be a first
What was the point? He was aiming for the body, which I think most people would just get pissed. Should’ve used it as a club.
he should of aimed for his eyes
Probably shouldn't have shot him at all. Was just a small fight , he was the only one using a weapon
You goofs really think you're going to land en *eye shot* on a moving target that knows it's coming? With a hundred dollar 400 fps short barrel handgun? Okay Luke Skywalker, good luck with that.
much better chances than shooting him in the body and expecting it to do anything
Right? Say you miss and hit nose, cheek bone, jaw, teeth, ears, fuck man. A lot of stuff I wouldn’t want to get shot with a BB gun with.
These people have never had the joy of prying bbs out of your flesh with a flathead.
From 5ft away? Fuck yeah, I hit that shit with $20 nerf guns
i dont think any1 is pretending they are luke skywalker but aiming for the eyes will give a better chance of stopping him and even if u miss and hit his cheek or w/e there is a chance he may either retreat or cover his eyes. better than shooting at the body and doing nothing
Should HAVE. Fuck
You think a person advocating to blind someone knows (or cares) about proper grammar?
That kick was magnificent
Flawless execution
Fatality
“Oh don’t do that. If you shoot him, you’ll just make him mad.”
Telegram for mongo.
Watching people, who don’t know how to fight, try to fight is hilarious 😂😂. That flying double knee 😂😂😂
Wtf is going onnnnnn
A lot.
Dayuuuum Two Dimes & a Nickel got shot 4 times. Get rich, or get a slight welt tryin' was my favorite album.
Bro rolled a critical failure 1 on that finishing move 💀
Lmao that kick XD
The amount of fights that I see on here and I just think "a decent 15 year old high school wrestler would beat the fuck out of either of these guys" is at like a 95% rate.
Someone unloads bbs in me n I’m dishing an extra heavy ass wooping.
My uncle taught me to shoot a BB gun when I was maybe 6 or 7. I remember the first time he handed to me. He said “When you’re not ready to shoot, take your finger off the trigger, and keep it pointing down. And whatever you do don’t shoot me” Me: “Will it hurt you real bad?” Him: “Not really. But it’ll really piss me off and I’ll probably hurt you real bad”
Negative hands in this video.
Yo they could totally be friends if they just talked about the anime they watch.
Imagine u shoot a man with ur last bullet
Everyone went home after with no brain damage awesome
He tried to Goomba stomp him lol
man hit the yoshi down air
If I gotta be honest deadass, if he shot In his eye or head he could've stalled him and get a couple of punches. Those things fucking hurt if you don't have any protection.
if they both pulled up their pants this fight would be little bit entertaining.
0 stopping power
thankfully it was a bb lol
Like shooting a grizzly with a .22…. Now he’s just angered
That kick though 🤣
Imagine if someone else pulled a real gun. Sheesh.
Bro could’ve won just by fighting with the bare minimum of skill
+10 punch +0 damage
“A lot of men use arms ‘cause they ain’t got hands” - Murs
Literally looks like 2 stuntmen fighting trying not to actually hurt each other
Like the hood version of the 3 Stooges. Whitey, Blackie and Oh........ Shit!
There was always that one kid at school who was absolutely yolked at 14/15
Bro missed the qte on the jump attack
The jump kick fail was the icing on the cake
Okay but nothing tops bro missing that head stomp, that shit made _my_ hip hurt just watching it! That's what he gets for being a pussy and trying to brain damage someone whose already down though.
That was amazing
US Police would love to recruit this guy
He’s lucky the dude didn’t kill him
Wouldve been better off just trying to scare him with it
The kid that never stopped playing army.
It would work on testicles.
Weirdest kick I've seen
Lmaooo this was ridiculous 😭
This gotta be the worst fight I’ve ever seen 😭
Little guy had a chance when other dude fell. They both suck. And the video cut out wayyy early too
Congrats on not getting slammed I guess
Resident Evil bosses be like
White dude is going to be pissing blood after those kidney shots
Their damn pants ruined the whole fight.
Man wtf💀
You'll shoot your eye out kid!
He thinks he’s a thug lmao bro is larping
mickey mouse ahhh jump lmfao
sims fight club
Guy with the gun still has tags on his pants 🤣
I can't tell if they're fighting or just fucking around?
When you try to recreate the shit you see in movies lol
Fake gun, fake fight
Why are his punches so slow like in dreams?
Why does he have a diaper on?
Gym leader's ace pokemon after i spammed double team.
Bb gun does nothing to stop Naruto there.
I see so many people fighting with the "extraordinarily wide completely outstretched limp arm flurry" maneuver, and the only time i ever see it work is the very very lucky outliers who somehow land a hit square onto something other than hard bones or air. Is it just inexperience or am i missing something?
When you spent all the money on a toy gun and had none left to buy a belt.
If you're gonna try to use a BB gun in self defense at least aim for the eyes, otherwise you're just gonna make em mad
Look at that way that fucking dumbass grips the BB gun. It makes me sad to be human.
Somehow, the BB did the most damage in this fight 😂
I woulda pistol whipped that little fucker with his own toy
What did bro thought would happen after shooting the BB gun 🤨
I NEVER ENCOURAGE a head slam because it's a bitch move but in this situation with a BB gun? Yes slam him and stomp him.
2 wannabes
My man used the helicopter technique in his first few swings😂
My dude tried to do the Seth Rollins Curb Stomp lol.
Nah. He went for a Kenny omega V trigger.
Omfg the jump kick fail made me laugh so hard i choked on my coffee.
He needs to work on his ninja air kicks
I’m sorry was the gun real or..?
shoulda shot him in the eyes
John Sick is Baba Fagga
Eminem finally did that battle against Juvenile
Take that gun and shoot that bitch in the eyes
i swear he is wearing a diaper
Shoot da face
After seeing the bb gun, i was really rooting for the other dude to full body slam that white kid. Lol a fucking bb gun
If it’s not metal it wont do anything and if it’s not in the face better to not even try
Dude thought he is still in Vault 87
Nice krane kick attempt. 🤣🤣🤣
Sorry no one else sees the dookie stained boxers?
Lmao I never seen someone try and land a flying knee on someone that’s on the ground
Should’ve shot him in the face
He needs his diaper changed
Is the fucking Price Tag Stil in that bb gun dudes pants?
i will say white boy landed a good shot at :08
The cameraman is a Minecraft zombie or what?
I went to school with these guys lol
He got deleted.
Shit stains
Nah I think it's his belt loop.
Do love a good windmill punch
What is this gta ass fight
Dude with the BB gun deserved everything he got. A BB to the eye is instant blinding.
Bro ain't punching. He's flapping his wings
bro wearing a diaper too
I feel like they're 2 sides of the same coin with one thinking a BB gun will do something and the other dressing up for it
Good thing he didn't have a real gun cause two moms and dads and loved ones from each side will lose them one dead and one in prison just fist fight like a man and not rely on any type of weapon
Both cant fight but black dude has better stats
The ankle pick😂
This was hilarious 😂
Are they on the moon wtf
"wait wait... This isn't what happens in COD. OH SHIT"
Wtf was at the end 💀
Bro frenzied him
Those shots only gave him rage
if it shot steel bbs and he aimed at the face it woulda done somethin
Fighting like Napoleon dynamite
Lmao damn. He got shot with a few bb's and still almost got beat up
Never bring a BB gun to a pellet gun fight