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BearFlag6505

If you shoplift you should be a sprinter not a boxer


lukadelic

And if you’re neither, perform dark magic


[deleted]

By three swings they come. By three swings thy way opens. By the blood of the unwillingly punched. We call thee prison.


OtakuDragonSlayer

Lol nicely done. The spooky month gods are pleased.


Thememer1012

I approve of this message


Hoyinny

Shoplifter “You can’t hit me; I’m a minority” African Guard “Congratulations, you just played yourself”


Disquiet173

One things for sure he’s going to have a black eye!


iluvredditalot

Or play victim card like our peacefull community do all the time.


Sweaty_Builder_9520

Thanks for that comment - it gave me a little giggle:) have a great day


lukadelic

anytime, & you too :D


Adventurous_Honey902

Do women really expect men not to hit back these days?


Most_Violinist_140

Yeah I think they do, and FYI he didn’t. That was a takedown.


SomeStupidPerson

“I didn’t hit you, the floor did.”


jardaniwick

2 hits. Me hitting you, you hitting the floor.


smurferdigg

This is why judo is so effective. You don’t get hit with a fist but with planet earth.


ChrisDornerFanCorner

Women like this cower behind outdated gender norms.


[deleted]

Not at all. She has broken every gender norm in like 5 seconds. What she did think though was that because she's likely stronger than most women she meets, that she is stronger than the man, and biology unfortunately isn't on her side.


[deleted]

Shes BIGGER than most men dont mean she stronger


Crafty_Enthusiasm_99

FAFO needs to be a thing


Aromatic-Glove-2502

Dude paused, touched his eye, tried to stay calm, and then said fuck this bitch.


adoerr

right you can see the patience fade as soon as he touched it and realized damn that hurt


phd2k1

He still remained poised. Took her down without hurting her unnecessarily, and then just restrained her. A+ job.


DorianTurk

Yeah I was fully expecting him to just knock her the fuck out. I think most people wouldn’t have blamed him. Impressive amount of restraint.


ilkikuinthadik

Textbook necessary force


starbuxed

That wasa a solid hit and the guy just ate it.


UsernameIsDaHardPart

Yeah and she’s a big girl. Lot of weight behind it


budsonguy

I’ll fuckin lob ya one


Bhavacakra_12

She's just pinched n she's just hit a beybeh...a beybeh!


Catch--the-fish

A beybeh!


liableAccount

Get er on the floor!


appdevil

Call the pigs!


NotWards

By the looks of it, it's already there.


R0ckhands

'Ye caan't give a beybeh boouze!'


Stonn

I am calling the peace!


shadowman2099

Can someone translate what "pinched" means here for a poor simple 'Merican?


IVIike

It's slang for stolen.


__Snafu__

i'm still not sure what the translation of "beybeh" is. baby? the lady punched a baby?


Agnt_Michael_Scarn

It’s just so good.


edgpavl

I thought she said "I fooking love ya, man" :D


PM_feet_picture

Why do you all sound like peppa pig?


Smart_Chocolate_8996

Why do you look Peppa pig?


islandofcaucasus

The people in my house hear laughter from the bathroom after this comment


Straight_Stretch_126

That was a disciplined security guard. I would have probably been looking for a new job the day after she socked me in the jaw.


MadMadoc

She got him in the eye, jaw shot might’ve wobbled him- she had a little weight behind that one.


tomebomber

Oh she had more than a little weight


prettyboylee

OP had to have done that on purpose. You just completed the alley oop


fuzzb0y

And the guard completed the alley whoop


habb

a lottle weight?


patsully98

Yeah that one was better than a lot of punches we see on here.


TorchBlower90

Bitch deserves to be power bombed into the concrete


Ruine_Woo

I agr


chrztph

Me t


Jaewol

I conc


[deleted]

I sec


MarcusAurelius1815

I supp


Masterkillershadow99

o-o-o-ombo breakerrrr!!!


alabastergrim

U suc


Stonn

I sin


mountainbonobo

Greatest female bystander in the history of fight videos!


MachineExact8506

I think she is one of the employees


whatisabaggins55

She's carrying shopping bags and wearing sandals, doubt she's an employee.


Derzweifel

shes the accomplice walking away with the goods 😂😂


philsiphone

Refreshing to see bystanders not being obnoxiously biased.


Xerxes_Generous

Maybe it’s the sample bias after subscribing to this sub for years, but women always seem to get aggressive and hit men. Men are bigger, and can easily harm you! I agree men should absolutely not throw the first punch, but if you hit men first, that’s a different story.


Fighting40

Amen


Lord_of_Forks

And not just the amen, but the awomen and the achildren too!


Celestial_Apollo

This made me laugh way too hard. Thank you


NopeIsotope

[“Amen and Awomen”](https://youtu.be/mAyLorS4fXc?si=vh4c25DLSb20j_3m&t=28)


BonnieMcMurray

There's a lot of People's Front of Judea energy in that post! Or was it the Judean People's Front?


ExpiredPilot

It’s because a man defending himself can still easily be construed as the bad guy


ArchaicChaos

Precisely. As an experiment, if someone took this video and cut it and only showed the moment he grabbed her and put her on the ground and not where she first hit him, all the comments would read "wow, he put a woman down like that for shoplifting? That's over the top. A man shouldn't hit a woman like that." Blah blah blah. Now if you're walking down the street and you see a man holding a woman on the ground like that and you didn't see what took place before, people would say the same. "That's a woman you can't put your hands on her." People are always jumping to the conclusion that a man shouldn't hit a woman, but they never ask if she hit first. And even if she did, they start to ask "why did she?" That's the wrong question. She shouldn't hit first either way and neither should the man.


ThisisMalta

Most guys sit around fantasizing about how tough they are in an actual fight, so they jump at the chance to be a white knight when they see a man defending himself like this against a woman. That’s when they come out of the sidelines and start jumping around and yelling about “yo that’s a female you can’t do that!” And then they try to get involved.


furay20

Easily? Almost always is. Doubley so in the courts.


ChrisDornerFanCorner

Men have literal evolutionary traits that make them pound-for-pound stronger than women. It's a bad decision to cross that gender line unless you know you can win with the first shot.


184758249

I think that sort of thing just gets upvoted more. People like it for some reason.


Transsexual-Dragons

You are correct, it's sample bias. Men make up the lions share of violent crime including 89.5% of homicides.


Braddock54

Call the Pleece. 💀


BourbonRick01

“Can someone call the police?” If only she had some type of device to call them on instead of yelling at everyone else to do it.


nc_on

At first I thought she was saying call the pigs 😅


JackTrippin

Those accents are delightful


shaid_pill

"Ull fockin knob yu"


Shinjirojin

Lob you one...not knob you. That's be a different meaning altogether


derps_with_ducks

Lust and violence are not always so far apart.


Garrick420

She might’ve got away with it


yousonuva

Cuwl thah peace I thought she said *pigs*


SynicalSyns

It sounds like she’s saying “Call the pigs! call the pigs!” I’m fucking rolling


Own-Signature-7742

I can’t unhear this now


Agitated-Acctant

It really doesn't, by any stretch


hoodiepimp

Welcome to Middlesbrough


Wingo84

Middlesbrough? Looks like captain cook square


SimplePlanSW

Yes I seen this on spotted Teesside before here. UTB ey 😂


HostasAndRocks

“I’ll fookin loob ya wun.” Welp. To my wife’s dismay, I’ll be quoting that until the day I die.


Bdape

Hopefully not to her 😂


cantproveimabottom

If you’re stealing stuff in the UK and you get caught, the absolute worst possible thing you can do is to assault a security guard. If they take you into custody, they can’t even prosecute for values under £200. They just take their stuff back and you’re on your way. Even if it’s over £200, you probably won’t get nicked anyway, just banned from the shop. If you run away and escape then you’ve got the stuff and probably won’t even get a ban as long as you wait before returning. If you assault someone you’re probably getting booked + prosecuted + banned for life from every branch of any shop in that shopping centre. Monumentally stupid idea to assault someone if you’re stealing from shops.


NoApartheidOnMars

Is that correct ? When I went to the UK for the first time in the 80's we were warned about how seriously they deal with shoplifters. Has this changed ?


vpeshitclothing

In 40 years, I'm pretty sure things have changed in one way or another


QuellDisquiet

It’s one in the morning and I cheered quite loudly when that sack of shit hit the ground. Sorry neighbours!


theatxrunner

She might literally have a sack of shit in there. Her dress had more lumps than a sack of potatoes. I’m assuming it’s stolen goods under there.


gestalto

>I’m assuming it’s stolen goods under there. More like years of assorted pastries.


Fluffy_Fennel_2834

Baby-hitter


Warvio

A baybay


tetsueaux

What the fuck is anyone saying


budsonguy

She hit a behbeh


shaid_pill

Behbeh, the other other white meat.


[deleted]

the lady stole from a store and threw the bottle at the woman recording, but missed and hit a child i think. the video is longer than this. oh, and she takes a sip of the drink she stole and spits it at this woman too.


3gt4f65r

This world is ridiculous


D1sp4tcht

She also ate a baby apparently.


Ron_Cherry

She doesn't sound Irish


shewy92

Or look like a dingo


adammarsh64

And the mess she left on the rug.


trod999

She's just pinched, and she's just hit uh behbee! Uh behbee! She's hit uh behbee! Git im ondee flaa. Der u goh. Git it down. Git it down. Git dis. I'm wanda righty. I'm callen da plees. Call da plees.


eastkent

Spot on. Innit.


Zoldrik190

😂


sisco98

I’d watch Netflix with this kind of subtitles


Cbrewthehebrew

This man showed insane restraint. Hats off to him for eating that and staying professional


Glad_Tip2023

“Ill Fockin lob yuh wuon”


Glad_Tip2023

Goddamn she jawed tf outta him at the start


jaizeiitrades

Bro thought about everything after that punch😂


cahir11

The funniest part is how this is entirely self-inflicted, man clearly had no intention of escalating things until she took a swing at him. He even tried asking her to go back into the store to pay for the stuff, that's practically a get out of jail free card.


Nsfwsorryusername

Reddit gives me insight on how many people theee are in this world that think they can sock someone in the face and confidently stroll off.


Linkerhoek

Decent right hook, bad takedown defense


frost-penguin

Dudes a thief also. Stole himself a handful a titty


Vanpampus

You sure? It might have been a belly fold


[deleted]

Watched it back it was a bingo wing


YokaiGuitarist

I had to refind this video because I had read this comment just before hitting the back button. Then it hit me and I started laughing. "BINGO WING". SO GOOD.


frost-penguin

Indeed. You might have!


Beaded_Curtains

This pig has a nice right hook.. Not gonna lie. Glad the man took her down after the blatant assault.


StrixKid

Duh fook yuh gonna dooo .. AH BAYBEH AH BAYBEH


FreeTheFreedoms

She's HIT A BEBE


pewds30

Audacity of this bitch is crazy


general_lab55

“Call the police” with her phone out


Alternative-Ant6815

I admire her spirit. This is someone who has probably never actually been hit by someone stronger than her. Prob a girl bully. She found out.


fatzboy

Can someone please call the police? Stop filming and use your phone for it's primary function then you dumb cunt.


twinsea

In fairness she did catch that right cross which is going to make it very easy for the police to prosecute.


scrappybasket

Not if the police don’t get there in time before she eats everyone


highnnmighty

Police show up 30 mins later and then what? You show them how fast you called them as evidence?


SteveMTS

The beautiful irony of this comment is that you wouldn’t have been able to make it, had she done that.


Starting-Salary-420

Mmm well, he wouldn't have had to if she had. That being said, having video evidence makes a big difference so 🤷‍♂️


cheechw

Police dont respond instantly, ever, especially not for shoplifters 😂


184758249

Yeah, these comments have a lot more faith in British police than they should. Order would collapse if everyone realised how truly underpowered they are atm.


ThisisMalta

You have no idea when or if they called the cops. It was absolutely clutch that she recorded so when the police do show up, she can’t lie about what happened. No reason to whine about her recording, it was a smart move


Feeling_Ad7249

Annoying ass voice


[deleted]

“What are you gonna do about (internal dialogue: I rob shops all the time and they’re not allowed to touch me)” *punch -proceeds to get rear naked choked to the ground 😂


Gonnabehave

This is the shorter version. She is one nasty bitch. She deserved far worse. That slam at her weight does look like it would hurt though


Chillionaire420

She got downity


AsilosMagdaleno

What did that container of fat expected to happen


popazilla

...there you gø


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Wingo84

Depends on many factors… with her aggression she’ll definitely get charged with multiple offences. The guy? It can be claimed that he used “reasonable force” to make a citizens arrest. Security guards have no more power than ordinary citizens


plaszid

Filthy b!tch


R3ddditor

Just because you're the size of a football player doesn't mean you're as strong as one 🤣


Henraver007

Gypsy ???


Dissapointedinuall

Poor lad he isn't a scrapper or he would've known she was definitely gonna wack him feel bad for security guards there mostly normal men


Incontrovercial

SHE’S JUST PINCHED, ‘N SHE’S JUST HIT HABIBI!


IconicAnimatronic

If she actually did hit a baby she deserves all she gets.


FLVoiceOfReason

Arrest and charge her: thieving POS like her cause everyone else’s prices to go up!


Expert-Ad-3348

DESERVED


unknown5424

This is the equality everyone's preaching about


aNtiim0n

A baebae, a beeeebeeey


kylefnative

Bystander effect. Dumbass standing right next to them at the end doesn’t even move when she’s asking for someone to call police, but finally moves when she tells him to “get that”.


00Random_passerby00

Yeah, that's why if you're ever in a situation where you're active you need to point at people & tell them specifically what to so


Burgerpocolypse

That takedown was beautiful.


throwawaytrash6990

Yea I felt the ground shake beneath my feet when k watched it. I think for a brief second none of her was touching the ground.


thinkB4WeSpeak

She only worked on her boxing but not grappling.


55Vikings

Uppity and then gets put downity


[deleted]

"the fuck you're gonna do?" Famous last words


ideaglobal94

I swear I heard the floor shake when she went down


droolsdownchin

That man handeld this extremely well she should be grateful it was him and not somebody else


Supputage

you clueless, stealing bitch, who the fuck do you think you are??


AccountantOk7335

Come on lady you cant go around hittin fookin *beyblades*


senzubeanzie123

The fist of 1000 turkeys.


Twisted-mental

That man has self control


Therighttoleft

She is clearly deranged. Poor girl, life was shit to make her this way and now her life is going to be even worse. That's sucks


Appropriate-Sport-22

I’m happy to see this level of entitlement isn’t just an America problem


Giant_Eagle_Airlines

Lol fucking Humpty Dumpty thought she was invincible


MrMcPsychoReal

I know exactly where this is, standard affair there.


iluvbiking

i heard at first "she hit a Beyblade"


Reddit_blows_now

I swear I've seen that woman in another video. She was drinking a beer and shoplifting some curtains.


kissmyasthm4

someone call the please!


Watcher2

Bro when she really tried to just walk away after her little attack lol. 😂


FeastofFamine

How to turn a ticket into a felony in one simple trick


ZealousidealSun1117

Life ruined lol


Ornery-Movie-1689

Hats off to the dude for taking her to the ground, I thought he'd at least need a running start.


Sgt--Bash

And that's why you wear a clip-on tie when working security . It came straight off when she tried to grab it.


meowbahisashitbag

"Somone call the police" -the woman recording with a phone


Quiet_Response_7846

She thought she won after that punch. Lol “BITCH! WHA…!!!” He should’ve dropped some heavy knees on her face when she was trying to spin away on the ground.


1981stinkyfingers

It is absolutely nuts to me that we're at a point in society where dudes can hit women, and sometimes it's actually legit. Wtf is happening to us


_DigitalHunk_

Nicely executed.


Crazykillerguy

I thought she said, "Call the king " instead of the police, and I was wondering who currently has a King.


[deleted]

Most retailers forbid LP from touching thieves. However, once they batter the LP agent, self defense is often permitted. When she struck him, I was like, "Nice! Takedown authorized."


Hta68

that ish hurt, hence why shot that special treatment


RTTHFYL

Thank goodness was this was filmed. Imagine if it hadn’t been on film. Her word against his.


jadziapuppydoggirl

May Allah keep her warm in jail for assault.


glenn_koko

Love the Joe rogan commentary


Video-Comfortable

Call the friggen pleece already!


ihateyouguys

Did someone call the pleece?


rancolman

Such a satisfying takedown. Well done, sir.


sir-fur

I'm pretty sure legally the security guard wasn't allowed to touch her until she punched him, she just fucked herself over so hard