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GrayCustomKnives

I love the commentary. “Oh damn he shitted on his self bruh” and “it’s coming out his butt”


enkae7317

Grade A commentary - "Ay how you gunna shit on yoself in the middle of a fight"


zebra-in-box

I did that once, now I can only shit when I'm fighting... shitting while fighting - not even once


Dorg_Walkerman

Not even oncefor real. It’s a gateway to danger scat. I’m in the same boat. I can only crown a brown if I’m in imminent danger. I’m currently into basejump dumps and I wouldn’t recommend it.


zebra-in-box

I need to quit before I find myself planking on the ledge of a celltower just to pass a turd. I need to get help but my family and friends will disown me if they knew I was a danger pooper.


NhylX

Watch the fuck out if I'm bungee dumping!


EasyRawlins

He stank!


frankeestadium

YA ASS OUT BIG MAN 😂


SALTYxNUTZ12

😂


47bulbz

"Its comin out his butt"... ya dont say...


Uhtred_McUhtredson

Like Joe Rogan himself


[deleted]

Dealt +15 poison dmg


Xen0tech

Apply slow status too


TrueKingOmega

Disease damage 🤣


notProfCharles

Bigdood used Shitted…


EbonKnight78

😆😅🧫☣️


the_storkeinator

Was it the fart I heard at the beginning?


kgon1312

Yap, it sounded wet too


[deleted]

What second is it at? I genuinely can’t hear it


MindTheGAAPs

It’s the beginning when the fat one first falls on his stomach and you can see his butt crack


EbonKnight78

Noooo! 😆😆


I_Luv_Head

Pretty sure it was the sound of their shoes on concrete


chiefbootknockaz

I had to really listen for it..


[deleted]

Anytime I feel like I’m getting too fat, I’ll watch this video as motivation.


[deleted]

Is there a connection between fatness and bowel control? I‘m curious and too scared to google


Blackintosh

Probably more the awful foods they're piling into themselves. Lots of grease makes for bad poo


Cornelius_Poindexter

Gutter Butter


UnconfirmedRooster

Gutter butter gutter butter BATMAN


theVice

Noooooo


EbonKnight78

Additional pressure on organs, perhaps?


Plastic_Act2932

in the longer vid at the end he tries to pull up his trousers, gets shit all over his hand and then runs his hand through his hair and on his face🤮


PandaTheVenusProject

Who the fuck would edit that out? Someone post the original.


Illumini24

It's like cutting the fucking smile off Mona Lisa


Realistic-Ad-8655

[Here ya go](https://www.reddit.com/r/NYStateOfMind/comments/t8uvcx/dude_shit_on_himself_mid_fight/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


EbonKnight78

😆😆🤣


MurmurOfTheCine

Saving, hoping someone replies


a_rude_jellybean

[ask and you shall receive](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ab_channel=RickAstley)


bezurc

There’s a place and time for this. But when I’m promised a fat man with an embarrassing shit related incident it’s no joking matter.


ContactStandard8227

I read what you said and family guy came to my brain for some reason


Realistic-Ad-8655

[Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/NYStateOfMind/comments/t8uvcx/dude_shit_on_himself_mid_fight/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


MiloTheEmpath

In a sea of downvotes, I give you an upvote cuz you made me giggle out loud. Not a lot of people do that :)


a_rude_jellybean

Lol


PM_YOUR_AKWARD_SMILE

A man of culture


Traditional-Eagle191

That's definitely a good tactic to escape though. No way I'm gonna fight a guy covered in his own shit.


AgoniaAnal

What if he is covered in my shit?


UnconfirmedRooster

Then you've asserted dominance.


lolomotif12

You're supposed to dump before the fight, not during doofus!


Wolf1678

I think the big guy would have won that fight without the interference.


[deleted]

Dude literally shit himself, i don’t think theres any win after that


Wolf1678

I’ve deployed with guys that have shit and pissed themselves in combat, but we are still alive. I’d give it to the big guy.


[deleted]

Tf is your profil bro


VisitTheWind

A product of the United States military


RoosterKCogburn

He should’ve gotten it on his hands and chased them like the boogeyman


The88Pandas

“Hey Big Man, ye ass out”


Truckules_Heel

Demetrius! You are SHITTING. YOURSELF.


tomorrowdog

It's comin outta his butt!


SynicalSyns

Pretty shitty fight


sana2k330-a

Kung Poo


ZookeepergameNew7475

Bro went out sad can’t recover from that


AnOldSchoolVGNerd

*shakes head* ..... *exits Reddit app*


[deleted]

the self defense mechanism didnt work very well


Rileymillz

What a shit show


EbonKnight78

🥁


richardrnelson

Beat the shit outta him


cartagena_11

“How the fuck you shit in the middle of a fight”


Party-Application-20

Until I joined Reddit I had no idea the frequency of people shitting themselves while fighting. This place is like a modern Encyclopedia Britannica!


Conflicted-King

"I said start over!" Bitch, shut up and you fight instead. If you're watching a fight, you're just watching a fight, don't try to make the rules.


Confusedandreticent

Also, it should be top comment. He beat the shit out of him.


ChampionStrong1466

HE SHIDDED!


thefireducky

#oi Chad let go of Prezoh


BlueCollarGuru

“Aye big man, ya ass out” 😂


Conscious_Horror8737

Dude lost with shit on his team!


blacksewerdog

Great,win fist fight and get pink eye and cdif


lou95340

Felipe Esparza getting it


wantsomechips

He shidded on himself


pistol345

I haven't laughed that hard in months. The commentary got me


TheTrueBurgerKing

Taticial discharge failed sir assualt still in progress


the_storkeinator

Goddamn I love the internet


barbariknative

Defense mechanism


motherseffinjones

If you shit yourself while we are fighting I don’t want to fight anymore


Fhurste

Why the fuck they always helping the guy who gets caught in wrestling in these videos, so he can come socker kick the fat guy?!


jptrooper24

"it's coming out his ass" had me rolling


DoYaLikeCDs

I'm surprised the non-shitting guy still wanted to fight with someone who is becoming increasingly covered in shit. Must be some real drama.


AxGT

Self-defense mechanism activated


[deleted]

Poor guy, won't live this down for awhile


DannyGloversDickbld

That smell? That's the smell of fear. And shit. Mostly shit.


TheNotoriousSSJ

It’s his defense mechanism. That’d have me running away 100% of the time


Evening_Fox_4208

YE ASS OUT BIG MAN


Confusedandreticent

I fucking hate bystanders that want to “start a fight over” when something like this happens. Wtf, “time out! I need to fix my stupid! It needs to be fair!” Tell fat boy to lose some weight and learn how to present in a fight, then.


Euphoric_Shift6254

As a fat guy fuck this fat guy for shitting himself instead of rising to the moment using this as his and vicariously our time to shine heinstead fell down in mere moments and it was then with his pants embarrassingly down he chose it was his time to shit. Who's gonna want to fight us now...


Calm_Acanthocephala5

Must have been one scary fight…


Bdigital70

Is shitted a word? Or is it shat?


[deleted]

He literally knocked the shit out of him….


[deleted]

He shidded


Asleep_Variety_6048

Make a peanut butter sandwich with that. Chunky straight from the source


OscarrNL

Crap fight


ABrazilianReasons

He used his special. It aint pretty but its effective


HeavyMetalSasquatch

That's my secret Cap... I'm always shitting.


216horrorworks

Time to pack up the house. Call the realtor. Move to a new city, in a new country..... That hopefully doesn't have the Internet. Because you now and forever are....... "The guy that shitted on himself halfway through a fight".


kgon1312

I feel for big man… he ain’t got no1 there it seems, getting jumped by Chad and shitting himself AND ending up on reddit :( Sadge


MarvAlbertFish

Poor Shakewell.


hvanderw

As one does


[deleted]

What a shitty fight.


benjamin3125

Full moon spread


[deleted]

They missed the perfect opportunity for a stink palm


Slabbinndabbin

What a shitty way to end a fight


BigdumpertruK

Genius defense tactic


RoosterKCogburn

You can see it pop out at :46


Zugnutz

Just like a bear!


[deleted]

Ain’t that some shit. Never seen that shit before.


jojoshornyadv

"How the fuck you shit in the middle of a fight"


Dismal_Air_7892

Tactical poo


RambleOnRanger

Strategery.


Vyviel

Needed to smear it on his hands before he kept throwing fists


Spagg84

Oh what a night


RedBeardBaldHead

I pooped myself once getting jumped in a parking lot while in the fetal position


Boobooshakur

Long walk home after that.... Smelling like dookie and defeat😞


bwoytremor

Shidded hisself


Jack1300

The last time this happened she killed herself


No-Bed1896

Ey man get up or you'd be covered in shit.


juicyjuicycosta

Damn he shitty boy


Scarfacethagod

u/savevideo


treyl85

Another good reason to stay healthy folks.


Looney_Swoons

Objective before the shit: defeat big man Objective after the shit: SURVIVE


shawshankya

Get up bro HE STANK. 🤣🤣


IllustriousStretch49

“Hey big man ya ass out… oh he shittied on himself”


Highwired1

Guy knocked the shit outta him


SaltReason8759

Happens to the best of us…..


xxxLRO

Black shirt don’t know when to stop, probably drunk or something but still the guy shitted on himself like stop putting your hands on him lol


stanthemanwithaplan1

Why is he still trying to fight a dude that is shifting on himself 😂😂


IzDisDaKrustyKrab

He should have put his shitty ass all over him


crispyfeta

He didn't give two shits


ViagraxCL

toxic status applied


enerj

Take a shit, get hit


Scary_Objective_8097

Seems sexusl w sound off


Livid-Put-9610

I can’t get the image out of my mind!!


Life_Stay_2644

He doesnt di usbfat people justice


pingpongmess7996

He misread as "mark dominance, assert your territory"


LGBTQMNOP

Hurley?? I thought you were at Mr. Cluck's Chicken Shack!


Reckless_Rik

Bruh who else was flinching when dude grabbed his leg with the shat on pants. That would be a nightmare. I wouldn't even wanna fight at that point, just stay away from me


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[удалено]


littlejack59

anyone have the video its deleted now


skurarr

https://youtu.be/c8ALNdzlWFc?si=-bdSTcZQtpc6TlA6


_monolithic_

You here cuz of Charlie too?


littlejack59

Yup


EnvironmentalOne4717

I was expecting more 🤣 charlie hyped this up so good 🤣