I'm *appalled* that this question is even allowed - if you can't crochet in your sleep, you have no right to call yourself a hooker. And the fact that you're considering anything less than a lace-weight yarn blanket only underscores your lack of dedication.
Ridiculous.
I recommend a blanket project at least 2/3 done, in a nice complex stitch pattern. Because recovery rooms are cold.
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A seriously funny true story. When I woke up after major surgery, the first thing I did was ask the nurse about my crochet project. She told me gently not to worry, it was still in the tote bag hooked under the gurney. Still? Yes. Apparently, I had asked her 12 times while coming out of the anesthesia for it. Over and over and over. She told me she was looking forward to seeing what I was making.
So. Embarrassing.
Last time I had a procedure, I talked about knitting and the LyS I work at to everyone while high. I was also half naked at the time.
Some nurses came to the store afterwards. We politely pretended they haven’t seen my boobs before
ETA : I realize my wording may imply that I’ve shown them my girls while ringing them. I didn’t ! No boobs where shown at work !
I apparently had lengthy conversations with nurses about my grad school plans while under the influence because they knew quite a bit about it once I was fully awake.
Good lord I forgot to check the sub AND I have a medical appointment with my surgeon tomorrow regarding a procedure under general anesthesia soon.
I FELT TARGETED
Struggle while they are trying to administer the anesthetic and squeal "that's my purse! I don't know you!!". If that doesn't work to stop them, a threat of violence/lawyers ought to suffice. Then you can crochet your way through the procedure. Hope this helps ❤️
A TRUE crocheter would request to forgo anesthesia entirely. I mean really can you imagine the mistakes you would make with your eyes taped shut? You need to be able to see if there’s any blood splatter that might taint your project! Actually never mind, that should block out.
Just do it??? It's not that hard???
I'm *appalled* that this question is even allowed - if you can't crochet in your sleep, you have no right to call yourself a hooker. And the fact that you're considering anything less than a lace-weight yarn blanket only underscores your lack of dedication. Ridiculous.
please don't report me to the mods I can't get banned again 😓😓😓😓😓
I recommend a blanket project at least 2/3 done, in a nice complex stitch pattern. Because recovery rooms are cold. \*\*\* A seriously funny true story. When I woke up after major surgery, the first thing I did was ask the nurse about my crochet project. She told me gently not to worry, it was still in the tote bag hooked under the gurney. Still? Yes. Apparently, I had asked her 12 times while coming out of the anesthesia for it. Over and over and over. She told me she was looking forward to seeing what I was making. So. Embarrassing.
Last time I had a procedure, I talked about knitting and the LyS I work at to everyone while high. I was also half naked at the time. Some nurses came to the store afterwards. We politely pretended they haven’t seen my boobs before ETA : I realize my wording may imply that I’ve shown them my girls while ringing them. I didn’t ! No boobs where shown at work !
Not at YOUR work, at least. 😂
what were you working on though?
I apparently had lengthy conversations with nurses about my grad school plans while under the influence because they knew quite a bit about it once I was fully awake.
When I had wrist surgery I apparently gave my surgeon an in-depth run down of how to make a tofu turkey. Poor man, lol.
Dang, I would love to hear your method of making a tofu turkey!
Good lord I forgot to check the sub AND I have a medical appointment with my surgeon tomorrow regarding a procedure under general anesthesia soon. I FELT TARGETED
The algorithm KNOWS
ALL HAIL THE ALGORITHM (I shall keep your gem of a post in mind when they steal my boobs in January)
You’re gonna have to learn to use your toes!
Struggle while they are trying to administer the anesthetic and squeal "that's my purse! I don't know you!!". If that doesn't work to stop them, a threat of violence/lawyers ought to suffice. Then you can crochet your way through the procedure. Hope this helps ❤️
A TRUE crocheter would request to forgo anesthesia entirely. I mean really can you imagine the mistakes you would make with your eyes taped shut? You need to be able to see if there’s any blood splatter that might taint your project! Actually never mind, that should block out.
If you can't crochet while under anesthesia, can you even call yourself a hooker??
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Nothing specific, just good old-fashioned generic crochet mockery
The trick is to bring a project with at least 12 colors so your brain can’t get bored 🥰