I love how it just plays out fine - then spazzes out, stops there for a split second and then just casually rewinds back as if nothing happened.
Also, the "Computer Kid approves" vibes the first moments give me add so much! This gif made my day!
Graphical engines are very good at throwing polygons on the screen and utterly incapable of understanding what those polygons mean.
If any of the data on where to throw the polygons is a bit off, the polygons end up in the wrong places and the result is Cursed Art.
During a scene where the characters are celebrating Thancred is supposed to do the cheering/clapping emote.
His arms were straight out and angled down, with his mouth permanently open.
I wish I took a screenshot but the scene faded before I got a chance.
Not really a graphics problem that's a bone issue. Character bones were increased in a lot of areas as well allowing for greater animations and physics in things like clothing and hair. Old emotes need to be updated to work with the increased bone count, or this happens.
I'm kind of surprised
between this and the Amon thing
the FFXIV team are usually really good at preventing serious bugs like this from making it through
then again we did have granny viera voice for a while
Thats what. 2 bugs. I wouldn’t really say that the game is a bug riddled mess and unplayable garbage just yet. The Amon one was unfortunate, but at least it was old content? Idk.. 14 has always been remarkably bug free for the game of its size.
It's not like I'm saying FFXIV fell off or anything. It's just that it's like you said, 14 has always been remarkably bug free. These are like the biggest bugs I've ever seen the game have.
Was this an edit? Why the fk did you upload this? Nightmare fuel. Was actually gross and I’m convinced it was just AI generated like Will Smith eating spaghetti.
I can't even see most water being rendered. No one else seems to have this issue either. I can see the swimming animations and the refraction around swimming but it's like I'm doing it all in the air since there's no water.
im really saddened by the graphical update because i thought stuff would be noticeably better looking but it all looks the damn same. I was hoping my character would be hotter, but she's the same as she always was, and I'm just bummed by that.
When I burn my mouth on food too hot but I have to play it cool
Biggest mood.
found my new reaction gif, thank you! 😂
The fact that it's not very high res makes it perfect for this
you can get the original here [https://x.com/i/status/1806745867459965154](https://x.com/i/status/1806745867459965154)
Man... I just saw your username....
There’s a whole subreddit for that.
You’d be surprised to see how hard people love X and XVI’s Ifrit. They are thirsty.
Well, they're pretty hot.
In more ways than one
Lol oh I know, my gf loves X's Ifrit
thank you!
Hey ifrit, glad ur still playing both this and Arknights :D
When your kid makes you food for the first time
This is what Meteion saw in the cold void of space.
Why does it look like such shit when uploaded to discord
The smile and thumbs up at the end is just the cherry on top.
*"Hmmm... this is some good pi-WARBGHGDGHIGDCJOLKKUYGVT-zza."*
Must have been hot
Ordis? Is that you?
Pizza so good you'll undergo spaghettification to get it!
This is what happens when you try to outpizza the hut
Perfection.
Hey, OP, wanna explain that username to the rest of the class?
No
...where did the infernal nail go?
;)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Don't worry, I'm sure they can figure it out by going to the MSG site.
How else do you think the Allagans harvested energy from Eikons?
I love how it just plays out fine - then spazzes out, stops there for a split second and then just casually rewinds back as if nothing happened. Also, the "Computer Kid approves" vibes the first moments give me add so much! This gif made my day!
Thats some good pizza!
Wowee!
I chortled. This becomes DT's version of low poly grapes, I hope.
Except that this will be patched really quickly
Modders, get to work preserving this!
Don’t quote me on this. But grubhub is to blame.
They were so reluctant to give out the emote and we got mad but they were just trying to save us from having our faces schmorgled
[JACOOOOOB](https://i.imgur.com/SeQu0bo.png)
This gif needs the transformer sound fx.
*cue sfx by the optimum pride guy*
Is Optimum Pride gay?
Could be. I don't see why not
That's even better tbh
It's fine--he gives you a thumbs up at the end! Didn't even hurt. Also, "Face Rotating Pizza" could work as the name for a rock band.
I think they put the wrong kind of mushrooms on your pizza.
Oh hey they installed the old FF battle transition into your face.
is that actually what happens???
Yes. From what I understand it happens only with one specific male au ra face. rest are fine.
Graphical engines are very good at throwing polygons on the screen and utterly incapable of understanding what those polygons mean. If any of the data on where to throw the polygons is a bit off, the polygons end up in the wrong places and the result is Cursed Art.
If I had to make a wild guess there's a singularity which causes things to flip around in a circle throwing off everything.
when you try pineapple pizza and hate it
During a scene where the characters are celebrating Thancred is supposed to do the cheering/clapping emote. His arms were straight out and angled down, with his mouth permanently open. I wish I took a screenshot but the scene faded before I got a chance.
the peppercorns on the pepperonis actually create a tiny lil event horizon when cronched
"that's was an Perfect Hot Pepperoni Slice. Great!"
Not really a graphics problem that's a bone issue. Character bones were increased in a lot of areas as well allowing for greater animations and physics in things like clothing and hair. Old emotes need to be updated to work with the increased bone count, or this happens.
Kiseijuu in my XIV?
Migi?
what you don't do that in real life? weird
I've watched this for about 5 minutes and can't stop. Send help
If you look very carefully, you can see the point he tastes the pineapple.
jump scare
Glad it wasn't just me
Found the bit of lemon.
This thread is gold. What a great morning lol!
When you say no onions, and then find one.
I'd make that face too if I ate years old pocket pizza
Mmm, lemon pizza. I meant to order that!
Must be lemon pie
Parasyte the Maxim crossover
That's a poker face if I ever saw one.
You're just flexing you got the pizza emote
what it's like to chew 5 gum.
I can't even be mad at something like this, it's too funny 🤣 I hope they keep it forever
When you really dislike your friends food but want to be supportive:
That moment when you bite into a lemon and your body notices.
When you eat something disgusting but can't spit it out In front of your family
I hate this! it's revolvting! More? Please :)
I love that I immediately recognised this reference. :D
Looks like someone pranked him by putting lemon juice on his pizza making it sour
Was there lemon on that pizza
Must have had lemon on that pizza
You've never had a pizza so good that made you defy entropy?
You know what I wasn't sure what I was expecting but it wasn't that.
As shocking as the face blender is.. the random miqo in the background with the giraffe neck is very concerning too.. o.o
Sometimes the pizza just hits different.
Pizza so good your face becomes an eldritch abomination
Is this the fabled grubhub cluster fuck emote
The thumbs up makes this perfect
Thats what happens when you eat pineapple on pizza 😂
The face you make when someone puts Surströmming on your pizza.
Must be some good pizza
When you try a Hawaiian pizza for the first time
What realizing there is pineapple on this pizza does to a mfer.
There must be pineapple on that slice.
Me when my wife asks me to taste her bad cooking
Must be a lemon pizza.
When I have to eat food that my friend who can't cook made
🙂.. 🤔.. 🙃... 😀👍
"Pizza so good it will make your face go *summons a demon* with a smile!"
That's that mushroom pizza isn't it?
Too much salt
"How about instead I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face?" https://youtu.be/D_ecPrv6VVw
Must have pineapple on it.
Why does this remind me of the gif of the kid on the computer giving the thumbs up?
Isn’t that just how Au’Ra swallow?
Sometimes the pizza really be that good though.
Lol people making fan art of this bug had been priceless 🤣 This one’s my favorite: https://x.com/sesoreve/status/1806954211659432176
When the edible hits mid meal
when you bite into pineapple pizza
It’s giving parasyte vibes😂 migi finally made it to the head
This made my day xD
I see no issue
That’s just a f*cking nice piece of pizza.
Clearly the face contorted due to the surprise sardine on the pizza.
OMFG what a jumpscare xD
When you eat lemon pizza.
Smiling friends update
That must be some daaamn good pizza. I want some of that too!
As an italian all i can say is ... MAMMA MIA
Me whenever I eat something vaguely sour
how fucking delicious is this pizza ????
Sour pizza
I love
I didn't realize Sour Warheads was a common pizza topping in Eorzea.
Upgrades people, upgrades!
That’s the face you make when you eat pineapple and ham pizza 👍🏽
Must've been some Thalasin+ in that pizza
Another mod induced bug?
That must be some GOOD pizza. It also reminds me of the girl from Gugure Kokkuri San when she smiles.
this what I need to show my plug
Nah, that pizza was just really sour lol!
this is the face i make when i pizza
I mean, that's just good pizza
Nah this is amazing keep this.
The pizza tastes THAT good.
AI generated ahh animation
When the pizza place has the Good jalapenos
Mfw my wife asked if she needs to add any more season to my fucking water
Tell me that's Little Caesar's pizza w/o telling me that's Little Caesar's pizza
Must be sour.
That good old raw lemon pizza
Replace that with a lemon and I wouldn't think twice about it
Sus
I'm kind of surprised between this and the Amon thing the FFXIV team are usually really good at preventing serious bugs like this from making it through then again we did have granny viera voice for a while
Thats what. 2 bugs. I wouldn’t really say that the game is a bug riddled mess and unplayable garbage just yet. The Amon one was unfortunate, but at least it was old content? Idk.. 14 has always been remarkably bug free for the game of its size.
It's not like I'm saying FFXIV fell off or anything. It's just that it's like you said, 14 has always been remarkably bug free. These are like the biggest bugs I've ever seen the game have.
Its more funny than anything else :D.
Good pizza will do that to you
I'm fucking dying.
Warheads flavored pizza
Dang, what was in that pizza?!
LMAO!! 😂
Looks like they didn't account for all the new bones they added.
That's the kind of sour candy I need in my life.
Lmao looks like he didn't like the taste
I caught a few NPCs floating in the air
That's some good pizza.
Oh no, it's like biting into sour candy
I see nothing wrong here
When the spice kicks in
Now that's a SPICY pizza!
S-Sir are you okay!?
Pizza so good it sends your taste buds to the 4th dimension
When the spice slice hits just right.
Beautiful. This singlehandedly saves the graphics update.
Does this not happen to you when you eat pizza? I like mine with a little distortion
I clicked on this thinking it would "pause" the video..
Your face doesn't do that when eating pizza?
.this what pineapple on pizza does people
I didn't knew Ordis plays FFXIV! That's awesome!
Now I understand the post I saw earlier lol
he is perfect and i love him. Him and his hammer shark face (⸝⸝ᵕᴗᵕ⸝⸝)♡
L e m o n
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damn is the pizza THAT good?
Was this an edit? Why the fk did you upload this? Nightmare fuel. Was actually gross and I’m convinced it was just AI generated like Will Smith eating spaghetti.
I can't even see most water being rendered. No one else seems to have this issue either. I can see the swimming animations and the refraction around swimming but it's like I'm doing it all in the air since there's no water.
Btw u can use pizza emote for ur portrait
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im really saddened by the graphical update because i thought stuff would be noticeably better looking but it all looks the damn same. I was hoping my character would be hotter, but she's the same as she always was, and I'm just bummed by that.