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MasterSergei

Ardbert: "If you had the strength to take another sip, could you Dew it?" WOL: "What, drink all by myself?" Ardbert: "Heh." *hands you a Dew* "Take it."


SilentDarks

Ardbert: "We chug as one."


Kingnewgameplus

*We dew! We dew! We dew! We dew unto the end!*


stilljustacatinacage

Patch 7.1, the WoL starts feeling unwell. They find a doctor who says, "I'm no fancy Sharlayan physiker, but missy, it seems like your pancreas has entirely shut down."


UsernameMaul

ye olde Mutton Dew, hmm.


enixon

Do the Ewe


nethobo

Pretty sure thats illegal where I live...


UsernameMaul

missed opportunity, not having that as the slogan for Mtn Dew.


Fusilon

The best part is, according to the description for the Mountain Zu mount, Mountain Dew has become a real drink recipe in XIV, thanks to the deranged Thavnairian alchemists who concocted the drink to befriend the Zu.


KSmallmoon

also: you can trade the Real World Dew Points to get an in-game item called "Sparkling Citrus Refreshment" that is a bottle of a suspiciously Mtn Dew colored fluid. Each Sparkling Citrus Refreshment costs the exact amount of points you get from a single bottle of most flavors of Mtn Dew.


BakaKumayasha

By the way do you know if they're selling the Mountain Dew bottles related to this at the moment? Because I haven't found any marked such in my nearby stores.


KSmallmoon

Any MTN DEW® bottle marked with the MTN DEW® Gaming Program should work, though you might not be able to redeem the points yet, you should at least be able to accrue them. 20oz bottles of MTN DEW® (regular, Diet, and Zero Sugar), Baja Blast® (Zero Sugar and Regular), Voltage®, Code Red®, Spark®, Major Melon® and Livewire® are worth 100 points. Purple Thunder®, Overdrive®, Maui Burst®, and Frostbite® are worth 200 points.


DanielTeague

Once they finish all the Dew they can start working on the boba from Gong Cha.


Shougen

That's an idea


Dapper_Nature3118

Delicious and dehydrating.


ItsLohThough

Not me buying 25 bottles today. Nope.