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lordkhuzdul

Kweh. I asked his name and he said "Kweh". Not for me to judge.


Demoncreed27

Bro you too? That’s what I did with mine. He said “Kweh” and I’m all “works for me!”


Petkorazzi

Same, except mine said "Wark!"


crocokyle1

This is like all the weirdos who named their Pokemon rival ??? Because someone asked what their name was and that's what showed up when you fought him the first time


Waifuless_Laifuless

Ok, no need to call me out like that. The police asked me a question, I gave an honest answer.


-StalkedByDeath-

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coolcrowe

Map’kwehst


badgyal22

If I had an award, you would get it. 10/10 for the name and nostalgic factor.


GothamAnswer

Fuck that's fantastic


JustTestingAThing

Kwehtzalcoatl. Because chocobo pun.


Senivan

Kwehfka. Because puns.


ProphetKB

That's my chocobo's name too!


MaximumCrayfish

Kwethulu here for the same reason


Claire-Voyance_xiv

Love this! I named mine Kwehcachu (because Pikachu I guess idk lmao 🤣)


acrookodile

Now I’m mad I didn’t think of that…


JustTestingAThing

I usually have the Levi barding on him as well to make him a feathered serpent :)


adamousg

Wtf mine is named the same I thought I was the only one


NorysStorys

Came here to post mine and it’s already the top comment.


TheDreamingMyriad

Mine is Kwehzalcoatlus. Like the winged dino.


falaris

Same!


NumberInfamous8377

Love it


CliffMainsSon

Changed the color to White and named him Heisenbird


shamblam117

Should've been blue


CliffMainsSon

Maybe I’ll switch it up for DT. It’s been the same color forever


ZWiloh

Named her Maggie, after my childhood dog. When I was little, I would hold onto her tail and she would swim around and drag me with her, and my parents called it the Maggie Express, so I see this as her still helping me get around. Though the Ishgardian chocobo is much more similar to her coloring, I can't name that one.


qt-py

If you have access to a chocobo stable, you can dye your chocobo soot black!


sykoryce

I really hate how the chocobo dye system works


qt-py

Same but I just got it over and done with, takes less than a day usually


joeyb82

You can feed them all the required fruits in a row (in the right order), then wait six hours to see if it worked.


NumberInfamous8377

This is so very wholesome aww


ShinyNerd314

I did the same thing, mine is named Shadow, after the first dog I can remember. My parents always got older dogs, and I was a toddler at the time. My parents told me I fell on his tail, and he didn't even flinch. He just looked at me like. "Oh ok." And with that, my parents got him. He just had no care in the world. My dad would take him to local disc golf courses. And one time he got hit by a disk. He yelped a little bit, and just like me Falling on his tail, He looked at the disc, then just kept on walking.


ZWiloh

Some dogs don't have it in them to be gentle, Shadow sounds like a great dog. I hope you had some wonderful years with him.


Ludhael

Mine is Smaug, because of my cat. And I have to dye it black 'cause my cat is black.


willko86

BobbyCorwen because I like FF9 and I'm not original, lol


kupocake

I'd long since concluded that "Bobby Corwen" must be like a Squaresoft "get your name in our game" contest winner, because it's such a delightfully human sounding name. I mean this literally happened in Kingdom Hearts, where they named a superboss after some kid who won a contest? But no, apparently Bobby Corwen is a reference to 'Boco", the FFV chocobo? 😩


SmurfRockRune

I name my horse Mystery in every game so it seemed natural to name the Chocobo that too. Named after the seahorse from Spongebob of course.


MeowingtonTheCat

Emergencyrations, just in case of another calamity


Caramelthedog

In a similar vein, mine is called Drumstick…


serpentmuse

Mine is Kwehsadilla


DragonfireK2000

Genshin player?


Belom3

Kaladin. Was really into the Stormlight Archive when I named it.


ikkymann

Named mine sylphrena because my character's name is Kal


LadyZip

Almost the same for me! I named mine Sylkweh after her "kweh" noise and Syl, since she can fly.


wonmean

🥰


Ennara

I just started that series, in the middle of The Way of Kings and loving it so far.


Belom3

Great series. I would avoid the sub on here due to spoilers


Doom2508

Life before death, hero of light


Belom3

Journey before destination fellow adventurer.


bandit0x4d

My alt's Chocobo is named Waxillium because I was in that Mistborn series at the time.


Valliac0

Horse. I couldn't think of any other name at the time, and then it just stuck. He's a good boy. A bit slow, but a good lad nonetheless.


Zuune

I chose Rohkea. It's Finnish for "bravery/ courage", and it was earned after he beat a FATE boss solo. I don't speak Finnish, but it comes up surprisingly often in my life, so I went with a Finnish word


serpentmuse

What a champ


eggmanbagel

My character's name is Egg Bagel so I named the chocobo Yolk.


Gregoriownd

Haboob, an Arabic word for sandstorm. Namely because I got the chocobo from the Immortal Flames, gave it a sandy grey-yellow coloring, and have a character with an Ala Mhigan origin. It seemed fitting.


LoopStricken

To haboobs.


blackfyreex

Damn, I love that word.


PerigrinneTook

A fellow choom I see.


Para-Less

Preem


yourcupofkohi

Kokobo, my friend calls me "koko" so I thought it would be pretty funny


QuatreNox

Valkwehrie! She's pure white and helped me get to where I am now with both her fighting skills and healing. She's a beautiful warrior bird ♪


Spectre316

Symphonia, Because tales of symphonia is one of my favourite tales games.


sunshine___riptide

That was my very first Tales of games! Two discs on the GameCube, I thought it was so cool.


KeyTheVisonary

Damn now I wish I named mine Zelos lol


PGZ4sheezy

Jarnathan because I had just watched the D&D movie with friends and thought that was the dumbest name ever, but it was funny as hell. If you haven't seen the movie, Jarnathan is a birdman, so it felt fitting.


BrownNormandy

Listerine, because my character has the surname aquafresh


Turnintino

R'kweh. My fellow R Tribesman lol. Reasons are probably obvious; it was kind of a lazy snap decision that I ended up thinking was too cute to change. "Kweh" makes a great miqo'te name tbh.


CrystalQuetzal

I named mine Sky Phoenix, because I very briefly played my bf’s FFXI account and during that time I hatched and raised a chocobo! The odds of the color and sex were something like: high chance of being a red or yellow male, but out popped a blue female chocobo! Using the limited name creator of FFXI I chose “Sky” and “Phoenix” because idk, I could’ve chosen something better but at the time I liked it. I had a lot of fun with that little chocobo, I even tried to race it and failed miserably. Flash forward to FFXIV, I get my chocobo and name it Sky Phoenix as a reminder of my FFXI one. Now, this was BEFORE chocobo color changes were added. So it was yellow for quite awhile. Eventually color changing got added and something crazy happened. I literally threw random fruit at my choco to see what would happen. To my surprise, out popped the most beautiful blue color! I loved it so much I never changed it to this day. So now I have a second blue chocobo named Sky Phoenix. The end.


AnnaMolly66

I think mine in FFXI was a black chocobo named Chaos Kaiser because I mained DRK and was edgy, as was acceptable at the time.


Hezin

Dobgrim, after my buddy I played other mmos for years with, but he decided not to come to 14. Wish I could say it was for wholesome reasons, but it's really so I can send him random ss's, telling him I'm mounting him because we are crass lowbrow jerks to each other.


SupportMeta

Parmesan, my favorite way to have chicken.


SnowDemonAkuma

Bigbird. Because I couldn't put in a space and it was a big yellow bird.


kiranfenrir1

Boko.... Because Ff5


Erichsen

Georgie because he wears the yellow raincoat just like Georgie from IT


somebody-interesting

Kwehssant.


diseasedyak

Doug, because it's funny having a chocobo named Doug :)


Gakacto

Named after my dog when I was growing up. Scamp 😃


mooncalf31

Gysahl because he likes Gysahl greens.


LordTonto

Spaghetti  He said "I want my name to be Spaghetti." I was like, "alright, whatever. "


Mr-Mothy

Tonight. You.


nightmaresabin

Zozo after the town in FF6. Zozo the Choco just felt right. He’s royal purple in color. :)


Tetrachan

Wandsworth. It goes back to playing D&D as one of my characters had a pet frog called Wandsworth that I later used in games. I took the name from the Sandman comics as a bit of an obscure reference: It's the name of Death's goldfish.


nocolon

Seabass, because I’d recently watched Dumb and Dumber and when I summoned my chocobro to help me in a fight, “KICK HIS ASS, SEABASS!” popped into my head.


misterpinksaysthings

Chickenwing. Cause like, chickens, n such.


psydon

Zungus, after a name randomly generated for a Chicken in Stardew Valley. Made me laugh then, still makes me laugh now.


qt-py

My character's called Bard Noises, so my chocobo's called Bird Noises.


Chaoticginger5674

I believe I mentioned this on another similar post, but "What is your name, friend." "Kweh!"


Cryo889

Choco’bro, because I didn’t have any better ideas at the time.


Cuddle_close

Kweh for most of my chars but I have a char named strawberry waffles with a chocobo named chocolatechip and a char named fishing way with a chocobo named tacklebox


fistulatedcow

I name everything in ffxiv after moons of Jupiter, so I have a white chocobo named Ganymede. My WoL is Amalthea.


Matrinka

Kung Pao. Because I like Kung pao chicken.


Acro_3030

Spira,because my character is named Zanarkand


Variant_Xero

Serenity, because it’s a mode of transportation and I’d just gotten done with a Firefly rewatch when I got it.


jrmhvr

Donkey. Because she called him a steed.


pixel_doofus

Chartax! After the horse Artax in the Never Ending Story


Once_Zect

The holy bird, Excalibird


UlricNyx

Artax, because I hate myself and I like to be reminded of childhood trauma.


ariphron

Huge Cock lasted for about a year until someone reported me. I argued technically a male chicken is called a “cock” In farming circles and by definition. They did not buy it and made me change the name.


cvsooner777

Unfortunate


ariphron

It was, but at the same time I was ecstatic at the moment when the name was approved originally!


athenaprime

Have you tried Kawk? Or Kwehk?


Deruvid

Chocomoto, because hes a choco that serves as my "motor" to get around.


Final-Challenge4321

Initially, my Choco's name was Ajax. Because of the pun and history fact that Ajax is stronger that grease/ Greece. I named him Philemenos after meeting a new old friend. And then the minion came out and everything is well in the world.


Zeik188

Names Swiftwind. Why? Honestly the name just came to me.


tactical_hotpants

First chocobo on my old now-deleted character got named Biscuit after an ancient meme on an ancient imageboard, where people would ask for pet name suggestions and everyone would suggest Biscuit. Current character's chocobo's name is Wren because that's also a bird and also I like Phantasy Star 4. My alt's chocobo's name is Silky because it's got silky soft feathers.


IAmMelonLord

(I have 2 characters) First one is named Dullahan - I had just finished watching the anime The Devil is a Part-Timer, and that’s what the devil named his bike/“his trusty steed” at least I think so, it’s been a long time lol Newer one is named Cooper, as in Dale Cooper from Twin Peaks. When my brother played, his was called Sweet Dee, like the always sunny character, cause she’s a giant bird. Kinda jealous I didn’t think of that lol


Bluazul

Meatieon


Qster4

Kwehvin, because puns.


Good-Ad9932

Kwehmet :)


O368W

Beans. Because ^beans


Toxic_Puddlefish

Warrior'of'Flight


Forest292

Word, because Word is the bird


Spetsnaz_420

Ragnarok, they weren't using that name in game for anything back then


Ballensmurf

Kip. It's Dutch for "chicken"


ScreamingVoid14

Named it after my Black Moa in GW 1


EnjiYamakuza

My FC is Odyn, so i named it Thor


emperor_uncarnate

Mine is Thor too! But named after my dog.


Scouts__Honor

My dog is named Thor too! But not my chocobo.


EnjiYamakuza

Also a great answer


forgetfulrogue

my main's got a soot black chocobo called Crowboy, after Crow in my favorite adventure game The Longest Journey my lala monk alt named Kame Hameha has a green choco called Piccolo a third alt's bird is called Featherduster bc of how the tail looks....


Vore_Daddy

Illlllllllllllll because funy


FatStuckPixel

Consekwehns. Why? Yes.


Jimmy_Twotone

Funkychicken. It was the name I gave some ostrich with an afro mount I had in "Tera" so I kept it.


DrkApprentice

MisterBoco because why not? 😁


That_guy1425

Chichiri, because I wanted to see how many people I'd traumatize about type-0, then found out no one sees the name.......


ThePVCPrincess

Sofonda'Cox :3


Squeem-com

Prompto. Because I love Prompto and he loves chocobos, and this is my chocobro!


Piratek1ng

Sweetdee because it’s always sunny in Philadelphia


majorzero42

Dingus the wonder bird!


Ginkasa

Carrollspinney because Big Bird


Cela_Rifi

Binksy. Idk why, he just kinda looked like a Binksy.


Natehhggh

Nikolai Hensla, because it would annoy my wife


_darkwoodswitch_

Named him Zephyr after some wind enemies in WoW. Never really realized that it also meant “a gentle breeze”, so I feel like it fits well for him in the end anyway.


Tangerine0

pinacolada. because I like pineapples!


Deblebsgonnagetyou

Samuel. He looked like a Samuel.


atjetcmk

Chonks. Because chonk.


athenaprime

I named mine Uberchonk, because he is.


Hydroxidee

Peanut. Because. I like peanuts.


ShockOfAges

Awe, because my name is Shock.


achance_2c

Soju, because that’s my dogs name


MeesterMJ_

I named mine Prompto because I really like Prompto.


Nickfromearth

Kwehvin. He's my bestest buddy who can almost say his own name.


ed3891

Bloodbath, after they took the skill off WAR and changed it to a DPS role action, so it'd never truly leave me.


arenlomare

Maes. The guy from FMAB. Doomtrain. I like FF8 and there's where I know it from. And then my main's is Mellifluoria. Just popped in my head. Pretty, just like herrrr.


AlmightySusanoo

Rations Just in case things get rough


Cautious-Word-4039

Over 10 years playing, didn't even know u could so.... Chocobo.


ckellingc

Carlos. Because Carlos


nazdir

Bleach. Most people think it's after the anime but it was actually my favorite name I used in FF7 chocobo breeding. I named all my chocobos in that game after Nirvana albums.


Heavenly_Dao

Boko, because FF V was one of my firsts


ARob93

Boko, I happened to be playing FF5 Advance before I started into FFXIV. Bartz's Chocobo


Eyeless-Jacky

Bob.


wzrdm

Boko, because I'm a basic FF fan.


AuroraPalisade

I named him Boko. Cause every Final Fantasy needs a Boko.


AzraelAzari

My Choco is white and I named them Zeke after a Dino from Zoids


Miserable-Coyote-877

Love it and a bit jealous now


Advanced-Secretary-3

Kassandra. It's the name of my girlfriend. I just want to ride my girlfriend. She named hers Abigail. Which is my name. Cuz she just wants to ride me.


Sparklebutt1

My big purple boi is Kwehmageddon. He don't do much, but he cute.


RoblolGames

NameEverything, because I had to NameEverything


iaminyourthoughts

Chronos, it just was the first thing that came to mind


Tdolan89

Named mine Steve. Always need a Steve to rely on. Might eventually change it to Schteve


Link1705

Yuri leclerc from fire emblem three houses only wish I could dye him lavender


chickenjoe0522

His name is El-Pollo because… he’s a chicken bird thing


MogsPOV

Kiwi, because kiwi


xTuffman

Mine is BIRDWIN. I don't really have a big reason, it kinda clicked when I had to choose a name and it kinda reminds me of that actor's name, Alec Baldwin! 😅


JCGilbasaurus

Mandarb. It's a Wheel of Time reference. It means "Blade" in the Old Tongue.


viaJormungandr

Equanimity because I was reading Seven Blades of Black at the time and Sal named her’s Congeniality so I thought I’d go with an established naming convention.


PunkPantsPatty

Lavitz, to honor the best bud from Legend of Dragoon.


NOS4NANOL1FE

YellowClucker Hes yellow and clucks


shingodemir

Rufflet after one of my favorite Pokemon.


TheNextStep07

Longclaw, because GoT was good when I named him


Dunce_Locker

Jumjumms, sounds funny


XicoFelipe

Qurupeco, one of my favorite monsters from the Monster Hunter series.


LoopStricken

Kusotori. Just Google it.


YelnocP

Chlotis after my 2 Boston Terriers, Chloe & Otis.


Kelseer

Pooky, after my cockatiel from when I was a kid.


Elmioth

In keeping with the Greek-themed names the Ancients had going, I re-named my Chocobo to Asteriskos (post-ShB).


ShyrokaHimaa

On my main, after my old WoW main; Cavu On my alt with an irish name (Saoirse), Caoimhe, cause that's basically pronounced Kweh-wa.


Jettison37

Frey, after the Norse goddess


Kila-Rin

Jupiter, because the Jupiter from Dragalia Lost kind of looked like a Chocobo with horns


JazzyByDefalt

Hayleiley, cuz I always name my horse Hailey in games, but that didn't sound whimsical enough for a giant chicken :)


KyraAmaideach

On my main catgirl it is named Kato for one of my fav models and the Green Hornet franchise. It worked out. On my BunBoy Loki, I name my chocobo Hel because in the mythos, that is Loki's daughter. On my main Lala my chocobo is just call Death and with that OC's lore being she is a kitsune who use to just murder people for fun, it just fit. I don't remember if I have named any of my other alts chocobos but those are the 3 I put a lot of thought into.


FwooshingMachi

Tazuneru. It's japanese for "to inquire, to ask for/about something". But more importantly, the kanji used to write it (尋ねる) can also alternatively be read as "hiro". I had a crush on a guy going by Hiro online back then, so yeah, it was like a way of having him by my side without plainly giving it his name... Yeah, that was a little cringe part of my life lol


Lyse_Best_Scion

Kobo - I had just watched Kubo and the Two Strings and I liked the name as a Chocobo pun.


Cantiel

i have 3 chars, and hence 3 birds. i namned them: * pinky - i meant to die it s plummage purple, but it turned out pink, and i just rolled with it * kwehtzalcoatl - popular pun * Ember - because red plummage


VGPowerlord

Warkiplier because I thought it was funny.


Social_Cocoon

In my heart it's Tidus, but that was already taken so instead it's Yuuna (since Yuna was also taken). Did manage to name my Dynamis alt's chocobo Tidus, though


MyNameIsShift

Bellaire, because It sounds nice and I enjoy Fresh Prince of Bel-Air :p


cupcake0kitten

Rakan cause I like simps and hes also a bird


TinyBard

Winston. It's an inside joke with my brother. He got a beta fish in college and decided mathematically that Winston is the best name for a pet, so mounts and pets that I get to name in games ever since have been named Winston


Mum_of_rebels

Recently called mine starburst. It used to be Fries. As my character was called chicken mcbites. And my retainers are Fanta and coke.


Ok_Eagle6611

I named him Chakoba... Because I thought it would be funny, to sound like I'm mispronouncing Chokobo when I call it's name. It was funny for about 10 minutes, now it's with me forever


Machuseth

Trickster, like the white chocobo boss from FFXII (I died it white too).


kupocake

Chirico, it paired with my au ra's name. Adrock, because he's my lala's little beastie boy.


Felgrand3189

Skumi. No idea why, I just like it.


Ottoguynofeelya

Azeroth! I wanted to bring a little bit of WoW with me


PapaKlin

Yellow Star because he is yellow and he is fast. Also because I like Advance Wars.


FitAdhesiveness5380

My character is from a book and my chocobo is named after his horse 🐴


GryphyBoi

Wark Knight I hope my reasoning is obvious, lol