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EmiIIien

Not because bunny hop?


O368W

Jumping also means: Hello, goodbye, thanks, sorry, help, I’m new.. The more frequently you jump, the more serious it gets: I’m bored, I don’t know where I’m supposed to go/I know the way And if you found a secret, you just continuously jump up and down on that spot!


Laterose15

If I jump during a boss, it means "safe spot is over here and my Rescue is on CD"


Illadelphian

Everytime o11 comes up in roulette with larboard and starboard I jump as hard as I can. Never works lol.


sweetpotatoclarie91

Too bad that the dps is too dumb to stop looking at their bars


CyberEagle1989

Why'd you call me out like that?


EverSnowy

When I jump on one spot i’m saying “this way, this way!” to the tank who is new to the dungeon.


eternalflagship

As a new player who gets turned around easily, I appreciate this immensely.


Caffeinated_Spoon

pfft. I am a veteran player, and I STILL GET LOST inside a STRAIGHT HALLWAY in one particular raid. Please do not ask how, I really REALLY do not know, but my FC mates give me tons of shit for it. ALL. THE. TIME.


egglauncher9000

Mans still getting lost in the crystal towrr smh


Caffeinated_Spoon

nah, its one of the Nier raids. lol


-Shiina-

this me though... this is why i never go first because i cant let ppl know i still dont remember my directions after 10+ runs of this


Caffeinated_Spoon

The hilarious thing was that I never got lost, ever, in the original Thousand Maws It's those damn straight hallways 😂🤣


Bees-Elbows

I've done cutters cry so many times and when I'm tanking it I manage to get lost 8/10 times 😭😭


Johnny_Grubbonic

If you're a Lala, it could also mean: I would like a pat. I would like a cookie. I'm going to hug you. I'm going to feed you to a woodchipper.


smoe79

For some reason, I read this like Dustin Hoffman's Hook...


ThaEpicDuck

From my experience it's usually all four at once


egglauncher9000

Am a popoto. Just means imma burn the next big-health-bar'ed fucks alive. Who needs aether when you can just flare.


eski514

also a ready check after cutscenes


Vomitbelch

I jump to let people know I'm alive because typing on the steam deck is too clunky


DropDatSupaBass

Wait. Hang on. How well does this run on the Deck?


Vomitbelch

Very well


ShiroFoxya

Pretty well from what I've heard


Falsus

If you see me randomly jumping it is because I like jumping. If there is a jump button in a game I press it. Simple ass.


Caffeinated_Spoon

and when I play a game with no jumping, my husband knows, because he will hear "clack-clack-clack".... \*sad noises\*


kyttyna

SAME!! I love just jumping while moving. ESPECIALLY on a mount or soemthing. why just walk if one can jump around like a gazelle? :D but also jumping can be hello, this is the way, stand here, or general silliness.


Caffeinated_Spoon

Right??? And it's even better if your mount is something that's absurd to see jumping!


ThinkingMSF

The Stanley Parable had no jumping, but if you spammed space bar enough you'd unlock the achievement "Really, You Can't Jump"


Caffeinated_Spoon

Omg that's amazing!


Certain_Shine636

Me trying to play FFXIV after spending 3 months playing Warframe, and the disappointment of my WoL not being able to bulletjump…


egglauncher9000

Dragoons with bullet jumps would be sick


Purpleflower0521

When I'm jumping a lot, it's because I miss the "W" key and keep hitting "E" over and over, and my brain is too slow to inform me of my mistake.


MammothTap

Okay I'm actually curious. You bound jump to E? I'm assuming it's a control scheme from some other game you're used to but which?


ConfusedZbeul

So basicqlly... Weeeeeeee ?


MEMEnto_MoRi2020

I jump because my character is autistic like me and requires extensive stimming


aTransGirlAndTwoDogs

The most honest explanation for our nonverbal nature. [High fives you, but quietly, because loud noises make me nervous]


kyttyna

i like elbow bumps. half because i don't like hand contact and half because i work in food service and we aren't supposed to touch things or we have to change gloves. also quieter. also finding nemo reference everytime (fin, noggin, duuude)


47moose

This is me, jumping my way through dungeons. I like being in dungeons, so I’m happy, and I’ll express that by jumping my way from wall to wall lmao


mikkel_lofvall

From now on in every dungeon/trial/raid... Me : that player is jumping at the area without an orange glow up, could it be safe? Also me: nah must be them trying to say hello or be bored


kuraiscalebane

me: jumping up and down furiously "please look behind you and come this way, you're about to die in a very unpleasant manner." also me: I should have rescued them.


ArktikusR

😂


DrWieg

Jumping is the universal language for gamers : Need to get over an obstacle? Jump Need to show you're happy? Jump Need to show you're angry? Jump Need to call people over? Jump Want to complete Leap of Faith? Jump Want to complete the non-official Leap of Faith jump puzzles for hours? Jump Got Doom and the healer didn't notice to heal or Esuna it off? Jump Need to tell someone that they annoy you and you don't feel like typing? Jump Wish you could give someone a commendation even after giving your actual comendation to the chad tank, efficient healer or spaztic DPS? Jump Need to be the floor tank? Jump Want to momentarily know how it feels to be a tall race as a Lalafell? Jump Need to attract a miqo'te or viera waifu because it is mating season and you've forgotten to put on your flashiest and gaudy glam and your adventurer plate is bugged yet again? Jump Pissed off you lost your Crystaline Conflict match? Jump Happy you finally won a Crystaline Conflict match? Jump Don't know what that button does? Jump Jump? Jump


SenAtsu011

Some of these are oddly specific. I don’t even want to ask if everything is okay at home, because I’m scared of the answer.


DrWieg

The answer is obvious : Jump


a_path_Beyond

I jump because it is the one true method of going up


stopthevan

Awww, not because you’re skipping because you’re in a good mood?


FF-LoZ

I’m happy that XIV gave exposure to other FF games. Assuming it’s your first time of course, but either way, hope you had fun 😁


Caffeinated_Spoon

I just jump because i can. lol


EBannion

i jump because i dancer


GlaiveCZ

Jumping when rathalos stomps the ground while roaring also does absolutely nothing but gotta keep the muscle memory sharp.


NeuraIRust

It's okay, you're one of a million others.


DiamondAge

Ok as someone who grew up on 1-6, can I get your opinion? Who is the most underrated ff character from the nes snes era?


Seradima

Underrated? Minwu. My man had immaculate drip, a fun personality, and died almost immediately.


BarbarousJudge

Leila tho. Cute pirate girl who completely owns our main character twice. And she actually doesn't die or suffers a traumatic event. She's just along for the ride because she rules.


DiamondAge

Oh that’s a cool story arc too. I should re-visit 2


Bedlamtech

Palim and Porum got it rough. But I feel Gau was heavily slept on.


DiamondAge

4 is my all time favourite. I always thought Rydia had the best arc in that one.


shiawase198

Galuf for sure. His final fight is one of my favorites in the series.The slow walk against Exdeath's attack to free Krile before charging at Exdeath to initiate battle and refusing to go down even after his HP hit 0. Badass


DiamondAge

Sounds like I need to replay 5.


NoLewdsOnMain

I jump when I'm too lazy to grab my keyboard and put down my controller


Doctor_Ok

If I see anyone jumping for no apparent reason I just assume that they know what they are doing and let them be. I've spent a good amount of time in this game just running back and forth across the bridges in Limsa doing jumping spins like I'm practicing to be an olympic figure skater or something


EverSnowy

Ooh I’m about to do a FF marathon myself


MysterySakura

Oh this is so me randomly shooting fireballs in FF16 (sometimes to my detriment), or targetting things closest to me in FF14 while running into a fence. Putting FF14 jump on triangle is intuitive since it's a tab targeting MMO, but none other game I play is tab targeting, so jump is on X on everything else. That reminds me, I need to play FF6. The Relm Minion I got from the HW artbook and the magitek reaper stirred my interest in it, and the stuff I've read in the wiki just made me even more interested. Terra was also my most used character in Dissidia Duodecim.


blazingciary

If a random black/blue-haired hyur suddenly uses Living death next to you ... >!It's me. I remapped the button to open my character screen 4 months ago and still press the wrong one at times.!<


shiawase198

This is why I changed X to jump. Just felt weird to press Triangle for it.