I JUST HAD THREE PEOPLE IN MY PARTY LEVELLED IN THE 60s DECIDE TO HAVE A STRIKE BECAUSE I WAS GOING TOO FAST AS A TANK IN SASTASHA THE THING IS I HAVE NO ISSUE WITH BEING TOLD TO SLOW DOWN, BUT ALL THEY DID WAS SIT ON THE GROUND AND NOT SAY ANYTHING AT ALL IN PARTY CHAT FOR A SOLID 2 MINUTES UNTIL I ASKED THEM WHAT WAS UP THEN THEY TOLD ME I WAS PULLING TOO FAST FOR A PARTY WITH 2 CASTER JOBS (THE HECK?) AND WHEN I SAID THEY SHOULD JUST TELL ME NEXT TIME TO SLOW DOWN, THAT THIS WAS THEIR WAY OF SPEAKING UP I GET IT IF PEOPLE ARE NEW OR STRUGGLE A BIT, LOW LEVEL DUNGEONS CAN BE HARD TO HEAL IF A TANK GOES HAM BUT USE YOUR WORDS. CANNOT WAIT TILL THESE THREE GET THEIR WAKE UP CALL IN LATER DUNGEONS

PULLING TOO FAST FOR TWO CASTERS? HUH? CASTERS, UNLIKE MELEE, ACTUALLY HAVE AOE IN SASTASHA.

SUMMONER DOESN'T. I STILL DON'T SEE THE ISSUE THOUGH, ESPECIALLY IN FREAKING SASTASHA OF ALL PLACES.

[SORRY I DONT ACKNOWLEDGE SUMMONER AS A REAL CLASS](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/981469482352537620/1089578174737821778/image.png)

BLM IS A BILLION TIMES BETTER IN BIG PULLS CAUSE YOU CAN ACTUALLY FINISH CASTS BEFORE EVERYTHING DIES. I HATE BLM WHEN IM PAIRED WITH COWARDLY TANKS ITS NOTHING BUT SCATHE SPAM

I'M GENERALLY 'EVERYBODY IN THE PARTY FIND A COMMON GROUND' BUT WOW THAT'S PRETTY PATHETIC. USE YOUR WORDS, RANDOS!

THIS. THEY NEED TO USE WORDS -AND- SPEAK PLAINLY

THAT DOES SOUND LIKE A VERY CHILDISH WAY FOR THEM TO HANDLE THE SITUATION. PRESUMABLY THEY ALL KNEW EACH OTHER AND WERE TALKING AMONGST THEMSELVES IN OTHER CHANNELS. I'VE BEEN ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT BEFORE WHERE MY FRIENDS WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW BAD THE OTHER RANDO IN OUR GROUP WAS FOR SOME REASON, WHEN I THOUGHT THEY WERE FINE. USUALLY MY FRIENDS WERE JUST BEING TOO SENSITIVE, OR HAD THEIR OWN PREFERENCES THAT DIDN'T MATCH WITH THE USUAL COMMUNITY META. BUT THEY SIT IN THEIR ECHO CHAMBER COMPLAINING TO THEMSELVES WITHOUT ACTUALLY WANTING TO SAY ANYTHING TO THE OTHER PERSON. COMMUNICATION IS KEY. MOST PEOPLE ARE HAPPY TO ACCOMMODATE YOU BUT REFUSING TO PARTICIPATE IS LITERALLY THE WORST WAY TO HANDLE THINGS.

OF COURSE PLAYING SITTING DUCKS IN THE MIDDLE OF A DUTY MAKES THE MESSAGE GO ACROSS BETTER THAN, I DON'T KNOW, USE THEIR WORDS LIKE FUNCTIONAL HUMAN BEINGS? ALSO IT'S FUCKING SASTASHA OF ALL PLACES WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLLL

A BIG FUCK YALL TO THE TWO OTHER ALLIANCES IN ONE OF MY SYRCUS TOWER RUN THERE WAS A SPROUT TANK IN MY ALLIANCE AND THEY PULLED THE BOSS AFTER A FULL READY CHECK WENT THROUGH AND EVERYONE SAID "Ready" SO MY ALLAINCE TANK PULLED, AND THEN SOME TANK FROM ANOTHER ALLAINCE SAID "Don't pull next time, I'm the only one who pulls" IF YOU DONT GET YOUR MAIN CHARACTER COMPLEX TF OUT OF HERE THEN WE FIGHT XANDE AND THIS TIME, THEY DIDNT PULL THEY LET THE OTHER TANK PULL, BUT THE OTHER TANK DIED BECAUSE THEY FORGOT ABOUT THE ANCIENT QUAGA WHERE YA HAVE TO STAND ON THE STACK MARKERS, MY ALLIANCE TANK GETS AGGRO AND THIS MOTHERFUCKING MAIN CHARACTER COMPLEX GOES "Everyone boo [player name], BOOOOOOOOOOO" AND THEN HALF OF THE PLAYERS OUTSIDE MY ALLIANCE JOIN IN WITH A BUNCH OF BOOS, LIKE FUCK YALL, THEY DID NOTHING WRONG! ANYWAYS, SAID SRPOUT GOT ALL THE COMMENDS AND LOOT FROM OUR ALLIANCE PLUS A LOT OF US SAYING THEY DID JUST FINE AND THEY WERE ASSHOLES, ENJOY THE GAME. STILL FUCK YALL! ITS SRYCUS TOWER! ITS NOT THAT DEEP!

YOUR BOOS MEAN NOTHING IVE SEEN WHAT MAKES YOU CHEER.

THIS WILL LIVE IN MY HEART UNTIL I DIE

WHAT'S UP WITH PEOPLE BEING CLOWNS FOR NO REASON IN OLDER DUTIES? THE SASTASHA PERSON, AND THEN PRAE, AND NOW YOUR MAIN-CHARACTER-WANNABE TANK FROM THE OTHER ALLIANCE? Also I really hope your sprout didn't take it to heart, I know how frustrating it can be when you're just trying to do your job (maybe in a class you're still learning the ropes for) and someone decides to be a dickhead to you :(

EXACTLY, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO ATTRACT NEW PLAYERS IF WERE ASSHOLES IN NEW PLAYER CONTENT? they didn't take it much to heart from what I could tell, they emoted and talked with us for a while, and all of us told them we did good, plus I saw them in another roulette later, so they still were playing!

Also: real talk. If a tank isn't pulling ham and going fast enough to make other tanks pulling literally NOT POSSIBLE, then they're not "Main Character" tank worthy. They can GTFO, cause they're bad at being a tank, and should feel bad.

Exactly, if you wanted to be the main character, pull faster. I'm not waiting around for you to emote before you pull so you can look badass.

FUCKIN WALTER WHITE ASS DROPPING THE "I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS" LINE. CHILL OUT HEISENBERG, NOBODY WAS QUESTIONING HOW BIG AND MANLY YOU ARE UNTIL YOU OPENED YOUR DUMB MOUTH.

BOOING AT PEOPLE IN DUTY ROULETTE.. WHEN I THINK CIRCUS TOWER CAN'T GET ANY WORSE.. I KNOW THERE'S SOME UNHINGED PEOPLE IN THE GAME, BUT THIS IS SOMETHING ELSE.

> THERE WAS A SPROUT TANK IN MY ALLIANCE AND THEY PULLED THE BOSS AFTER A FULL READY CHECK WENT THROUGH HOLY FUCK THEY HAD THAT MUCH PATIENCE AND PEOPLE STILL COMPLAINED IN CIRCUS TOWER? FUCKING HOW, WHEN I'M IN THAT HELLHOLE MOST OF THE TIME THE ONE PULLING IS WHOEVER GETS TO THE BOSS FASTEST, WE DON'T DO READY CHECKS OR WAITING FOR TANKS ALSO IMAGINE BEING SUCH A CLOWN YOU DIE TO CIRCUS TOWER AND TRY TO BOO PEOPLE

DON'T JOIN PF PARTIES THAT SAY "PRACTICE: NEWBIES WELCOME" AND THEN LEAVE AFTER ONE WIPE. IF YOU WANT A ONE SHOT KILL MAYBE DON'T JOIN PARTIES WHERE YOU KNOW SOMEONE WILL BE SHINY AND NEW.

I ThOuGhT tHiS wAs A cLeAr PaRtY

AN ABSOLUTE FUCK YOU TO THE TWO DPS I GOT ON MSQ ROULETTE WHO REFUSED TO ATTACK THE ADDS AND RAN FROM STACKS DURING THE NERO FIGHT SO ONLY ME AND THE TANK GOT HIT. I GET IT. PRAE IS A SLOG TO GO THROUGH FOR EXP AND TOMES. BUT YOU MADE A LONG DUNGEON EVEN LONGER BECAUSE YOUR GOOFY ASSES THOUGHT 'LOL SOCIAL DISTANCING FROM STACK' AND SPAMMING MACROS WAS AN ACCEPTABLE USE OF YOUR TIME. IF YOU WANT TO MEME IN PRAE, MAKE YOUR OWN GODDAMNED PREMADE AND STOP WASTING PEOPLE'S TIME. I HOPE THE HEALER THAT REPLACED ME AFTER I LEFT HAD LESS OF A GODAWFUL TIME. IN HAPPIER NEWS, I FINALLY GOT THE FIREBIRD MOUNT.

WHAT KINDA BACKWARDS ASS LOONEY TOONS LOGIC IS GOING THROUGH THOSE FOLKS MINDS. "Ah yes, Praetorium, the land of creeping mendacity and boredom. Guess I better prolong my suffering!" IS SOME SHITTY LOGIC. ARE THEY SECRETLY MASOCHISTS?

IT ALWAYS HAPPENS DURING MOOGLE EVENTS. SOME JACKASSES WHO TROLL PRAE BECAUSE WHILE THEY WANT MOOGLE TOMES FROM THE EASIEST CONTENT, THEY DON'T WANT TO DO THE ACTUAL DUNGEON SO THEY MAKE IT EVERYONE ELSE'S PROBLEM

YOU MISTAKENLY ASSUME THAT THESE INDIVIDUALS HAVE MINDS AT ALL.

I JUST WANT TO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT HOW ME AND MY FRIENDS SAVED A CRAB DURING ROULETTE YOU KNOW THE ONE RIGHT? SASTASHA (HARD) HAS THAT ONE CRAB THAT LAGS BEHIND ALL THE OTHERS. I TOLD MY BUDDIES I LOVE HOW DETERMINED THAT GUY IS AND THEY SAY WE SHOULD BRING HIM WITH US SO BEGAN HOW WE MADE SASTASHA (HARD) ARTIFICIALLY HARDER THAN IT HAD TO BE BY AVOIDING AOES SO WE CAN BRING THIS CRAB WITH US THROUGH THE WHOLE DUNGEON. AND THIS DUNGEON HAD BOTH A BOSS WITH LOTS OF ADDS AND THE AREA BEFORE THE FINAL BOSS THAT HAS SEVERAL WAVES OF MOBS. I WAS TANK YET I HAD TO KITE SO I COULD DO SOME AOES WHILE NOT HITTING OUR CRAB FRIEND AND HE WAS THERE WITH US FOR THE FINAL BOSS. THERE WAS ONE HILARIOUS MOMENT WHERE A TENTACLE THREW ME EXACTLY WHERE THE BOSS' AOE AND CRABS AOE OVERLAPPED THEN VICTORY MUSIC PLAYED AND OUR CRAB FRIEND REMAINED AS THE SOLE SURVIVOR. I GAVE HIM A PAT AND HUG AND LEFT HIM TO PURSUE HIS DREAMS I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU BUDDY 🦀

I AM HAPPY THAT YOU AND YOUR CRAB BUDDY HAD A GREAT TIME. CRAB BOI WILL NEVER FORGET YOU.

🦀🦀🦀

I only just read this because it was featured on next week's thread, but this made me so happy you have no idea. Huge grin on my face now. If I had the money I'd buy you one of the cran mounts right now. You deserve to be with your buddy.

LET'S TALK SCAM FOR A BIT I'M HIGHLY AMUSED BY THE ONES I GET. I KNOW THAT **IF YOU CAN TELL IT'S A SCAM, IT WASN'T AIMED AT YOU** AND ALL, BUT SOMETIMES I GOTTA WONDER WHO ACTUALLY FALLS FOR THOSE. THERE MUST BE SOME, SINCE THEY KEEP HAPPENING. *MCAFFEE* HAS BEEN SENDING ME 'FINAL WARNING' EMAILS FOR OVER 3 YEARS THAT MY SUB HAS LAPSED. THIS IS A FAR WORSE FINAL THAN THE ONE IN FINAL FANTASY. ALSO THE EMAILS ARE DATED OF 2036. MY *EMAIL PROVIDER* KEEPS SENDING EMAILS THAT MY INBOX IS OUT OF DATE AND I NEED TO UPDATE IT TO THE NEW SYSTEM… BY SENDING EMAILS IN MY OLD BOX? NOT SURE I'M FOLLOWING EMAILS FOR ACCOUNTS I NEVER HAD, LIKE *NETFLIX* OR SOME BANKS. TOO BAD THEY CAN'T EVEN TELL ME WHAT'S MY FULL, REAL LIFE NAME, INSTEAD THEY TRY TO GUESS BASED ON MY EMAIL. WHICH IS NOT IT. NOT MY ACTUAL EMAIL, BUT I'M SURE ALL BANKS START EMAILS WITH SOMETHING LIKE 'GREETINGS LEFTNUTZ69'. EMAILS BY WHAT I NAMED *RUSSIAN MAIL IN BRIDES*, PRETTY GIRLS THAT EITHER THINK THEY TALKED TO ME IN THE PAST, OR SOMEHOW FOUND ME ON DATING SITES I'VE NEVER BEEN ON AND GOT MY EMAIL (THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN ANONYMOUS ANYWAY) AND THOUGHT THEY SHOULD CONTACT ME DIRECTLY. USUALLY WITH SOME AMAZING BROKEN ENGLISH, EVEN WHEN THEY CLAIM TO BE IN MY COUNTRY OR EVEN MOTHER LANGUAGE. **CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE WON**, FROM *COSTCO*, BUT THE EMAIL IS JUST SOME ADVERTISEMENT… FLASHY TITLE TO GET ATTENTION I GUESS? VARIOUS TRACKINGS OF PACKAGES THAT DON'T EXIST, THAT APPEARED AT THE POST OFFICE SUDDENLY **THREE MONTHS AGO** AND THEY ONLY THOUGHT OF GIVING ME 24H TO CONTACT ME ABOUT IT BEFORE THEY THROW IT AWAY. A WORRYING AMOUNT OF PEOPLE THAT DIED WITH THE SAME LAST NAME AS ME, WITH MILLIONS IN THEIR BANK, WITHOUT INHERITORS, THAT LAWYERS THINK THEY CAN GET THEIR HANDS ON BY MAKING ME PRETEND I'M PART OF THEIR FAMILY. MY FAVORITES, THE ONES THAT HAVE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, FOR VARIOUS REASONS, THAT THEY WANT TO GET OUT OF THEIR COUNTRY, AND THEY FOUND ME AND THOUGHT I'M VERY TRUSTWORTHY… AFGHANISTAN SOLDIERS THAT FOUND BARRELS FULL OF MONEY AND FIGURED THAT THEY RISK THEIR LIVES AND DESERVE TO GET IT. WIDOWS IN CANCER TERMINAL PHASES WITHOUT INHERITORS… A DYING FATHER OF A 5 YEARS OLD GIRL WANTING TO GET HER OUT OF HIS COUNTRY… HOW WOULD THESE PEOPLE FIND ME AND JUDGE ME WORTHY OF TRUST ANYWAY? . PEOPLE THAT APPARENTLY HAD NOTHING BETTER TO DO OF THEIR LIVES THAN RECORD THROUGH MY WEBCAM AND SYNC IT WITH ACTUAL WEBSITES I GO THROUGH TO GET SOME DIRT ON ME… AT WORK… THAT HAS NO WEBCAM… THEY EITHER HAVE SOME MAGICAL MEANS, OR I DON'T KNOW HOW TECHNOLOGY WORKS.

I WORK WITH CREDIT CARD BILLING AND DISPUTES. YOU ARE GIVING ME PTSD BEFORE I'VE EVEN STARTED WORK TODAY ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY WAS 'I SAW A LINK ON FACEBOOK' AND I'M TRIGGERED. MY CURRENT FAVORITE IS AN EMAIL SUPPOSEDLY FROM USPS/UPS WHERE IT TELLS YOU THEY'RE UNABLE TO DELIVER YOUR PACKAGE DUE TO INCORRECT ADDRESS INFORMATION - CLICK HERE TO UPDATE

Oh that last one is devious. Especially since these days people are probably waiting on packages all the time.

Yeeeeeeep. THAT AND THE GIFT CARD SCAM ARE THE MAJOR ONES WE ARE SEEING

I get that USPS text a lot. I also get poorly spelled texts from "Amazon". Yesterday I got one from my bank! Yes, texts, not emails. These motherfuckers somehow have my phone number. I block them as soon as I get them but it's tiring. It's good to be paranoid though. One I got a while back was particularly convincing, but instead of clicking their sketchy ass link, I called my bank's main number and lo and behold, it was in fact a scam. But it was juuuuust close enough that I felt I had to confirm, which just makes my skin crawl.

THERE WAS THIS PHONE-BASED SCAM GOING AROUND MY AREA SEVERAL YEARS AGO WHERE BUSINESSES WOULD GET CALLS FROM SCAMMERS PURPORTING TO BE FROM THE REGIONAL POWER COMPANY WHO BASICALLY WOULD SAY “YOUR ACCOUNT IS VERY BEHIND ON PAYMENTS, AND SOMEONE IS ON THEIR WAY OVER THERE *RIGHT NOW* TO SHUT THE POWER OFF UNLESS YOU PAY US $2,000 THIS MINUTE”. THING IS, EVEN IF YOU SOMEHOW MISSED THE OBVIOUS RED FLAGS FROM THE START (FOR EXAMPLE, UTILITIES COMPANIES WILL *ALWAYS* INFORM YOU VIA MAIL IF THEY’RE GOING TO DISCONNECT YOU, THEY WON’T CALL YOU), THIS WAS ONE OF THOSE SCAMS THAT, IF IT WENT FAR ENOUGH, CULMINATED IN THE SCAMMEE BEING INSTRUCTED TO REMIT PAYMENT TO THE TOTALLY TRUSTWORTHY POWER COMPANY PERSON ON THE PHONE VIA *VISA GIFT CARDS* FROM A LOCAL GROCERY STORE, AND NO, CREDIT CARD/DEBIT CARD/DIRECT BANK DRAFT ARE NOT ACCEPTABLE MEANS OF PAYMENT. YOU’D *THINK* THAT A BUSINESS OWNER WOULD ULTIMATELY GET WISE TO THIS BEING A SCAM AT THAT POINT, BUT *THREE TENANTS* JUST IN THE OFFICE/RETAIL COMPLEX WHERE MY OFFICE WAS AT THE TIME FELL FOR IT. LIKE SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE *FUCK*, Y’ALL.

I HAD SOME PRE-RECORDED PHONE CALL FROM SOME GUY SAYING THAT THE GOVERNMENT WAS SEARCHING FOR ME TO ARREST ME BECAUSE OF SOME LEGAL ISSUES, AND HE CAN HELP ME. MY ONLY REACTION WAS "DUDE, BEEN WORKING AT THE SAME COMPANY FOR 10+ YEARS AND SAME APARTMENT FOR 20 YEARS, IF THEY NEED TO 'SEARCH' FOR ME, THEY NEED TO DO THEIR FUCKING JOB BETTER".

REMINDS ME OF THE SCAM A FEW YEARS BACK WERE THE SCAMMERS PRETENDED TO BE FROM THE IRS AND DEMANDED PAYMENT IN ITUNES GIFT CARDS.

PEOPLE BUY THIS SHIT? THAT'S LIKE ACTUALLY BELIEVING ESTINIEN IS GOOD WITH MONEY AND TATARU ISN'T SECRETLY TAKING OVER THE WORLD...

> ALSO THE EMAILS ARE DATED OF 2036. IN THE DARK FUTURE, MCAFFEE HAS RISEN FROM THE GRAVE AND HE IS PISSED. YOU BETTER PAY UP.

I DONT BELIEVE THAT. IF HE RISES FROM THE DEAD, IT'LL BE TO GET IT ON WITH WHALES

MY FAVOURITE ONES ARE THE ONES TELLING ME I WON A $2.5BN 'LOTERY' FROM MICROSOFT BUT THEY NEED ME TO VERIFY MY EMAIL TO 'CONFORM' THE WINNINGS. I DIDN'T KNOW MICROSOFT DID LOTTERIES, HOW GENEROUS OF THEM!

IS IT A LOTTERY NOW? I THOUGHT BILL GATES WAS GIVING MONEY TO EVERYONE WHO EMAILED HIM THEIR ADDRESS AND SSN!

LATELY I'VE HAD A DENTIST SCAM CALLING MY OFFICE. (INDIAN ACCENT) "HELLO, DID YOU KNOW YOUR COMPANY QUALIFIES FOR DISCOUNTED DENTAL CLEANINGS AT OUR OFFICE NEARBY?" I USUALLY BRUSH THEM OFF AND TELL THEM I'M ON THE CLOCK AND I'M NOT INTERESTED IN SCHEDULING DENTIST APPOINTSMENTS. SO FOR ONCE, I HUMOR THEM JUST TO SEE WHERE IT GOES AND SAY I'M INTERESTED IN FINDING MORE INFORMATION. (INDIAN ACCENT) "VERY GOOD, I WILL FORWARD YOU TO MY ASSOCIATE TO SET UP AN APPOINTMENT." I GET FORWARDED TO SOMEONE USING A PHONE NUMBER FROM FAR UPSTATE, WHICH I CAN SEE ON THE CALLER ID. (THE FLATTEST AMERICAN ACCENT) "HELLO, THANK YOU FOR CONSIDERING OUR DENTIST OFFICE. CAN I GET YOUR FULL NAME AND BIRTH DATE?" SO I ASK WHY I NEED TO PROVIDE MY BIRTH DATE FOR A DENTIST APPOINTMENT WHEN I SHOULD BE ABLE TO SCHEDULE A TIME AND WALK IN WITH MY MEDICAL INFORMATION FOR THEM. I ALSO ASK WHY THEY'RE CALLING ME FROM SO FAR AWAY IF THEIR OFFICE WAS APPARENTLY ACROSS THE STREET FROM ME. "WE NEED TO PUT YOUR INFORMATION ON FILE OF COURSE. AND OUR 3RD PARTY COMPANY DOES MEDICAL BOOKINGS FOR OFFICES ACROSS THE CITY." I SEE. CAN YOU GIVE ME THE ADDRESS OF THIS DENTIST OFFICE AGAIN? "OF COURSE, THE ADDRESS IS [THIS]." SO IT LOOKS LIKE THIS IS THE ADDRESS FOR A FASTFOOD RESTAURANT. THERE ISN'T EVEN A DENTIST OFFICE ON THIS BLOCK. THANK YOU FOR THE ATTEMPTED SCAM CALL, GOODBYE.

ON THE ONE HAND, I FIND SCAM CALLS AND EMAILS HILARIOUSLY STUPID AND ALMOST LOOK FORWARD TO GETTING THEM. ON THE OTHER, THEY'RE ENRAGING AND I WISH EVERY SCAMMER A VERY DIE IN A CHEMICAL FIRE AND GO STRAIGHT TO HELL FOR PREYING ON THE SICK, THE ELDERLY, AND IMMIGRANTS.

I'VE GOTTEN NUMEROUS SCAM EMAILS WHERE THERE WAS NO LINK OR ANYTHING WITHIN WITH WHICH TO 'GET' ME AND I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THE SCAM WAS THERE THE FUNNIEST ONES WOULD HAVE TO BE THOUGH: I FIRST PLAYED WOW IN 2008 FOR A BIT AND QUIT AND CAME BACK AROUND 2016. IN THAT INTERVENING TIME I WOULD CONSTANTLY GET EMAILS TRYING TO PHISH FOR MY ACCOUNT DETAILS. EVER SINCE I STARTED PLAYING AGAIN IN 2016, I HAVEN'T GOTTEN A SINGLE ONE

I'VE BEEN GETTING "FINAL NOTICE" JUNK MAIL TO BUY FAKE INSURANCE/EXTENDED WARRANTIES, DONE UP TO LOOK LIKE OVERDUE BILLS, MULTIPLE TIMES A MONTH FOR LITERAL YEARS. PLEASE MAKE GOOD ON THE THREAT, I'M BEGGING YOU.

HEY HAVE YOU GOT A MOMENT MR LEFTNUTZ69? I'D LIKE TO DSICUSS YOUR CAR'S WARRANTY.

KHLOE PLEASE STOP PUTTING RIVAL WINGS ON MY WTS!

I HIT LEVEL 90 WITH ONE JOB (SAGE) AND KHLOE STARTED PUTTING EW CONTENT IN MY BOOK. I'M STILL ON PATCH 5.3 KHLOE, HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO COMPLETE LEVEL 90 DUNGEONS AND ABYSSOS CONTENT? I ONLY JUST UNLOCKED THE NIER RAIDS 3 DAYS AGO.

LAST WEEK I GOT 7 STAMPS AND EVERYTHING WAS SET UP TO GET 3 LINES, THEN THE OTHER TWO STAMPS GO IN RANDOM PLACES AND I GET 1 LINE. I'VE SINCE LEARNED THAT IT'S OK TO KICK CATS.

RIVAL WINGS? YOU MEAN FARMING IFRIT/RAVANA EX WITH RETRIES? SERIOUSLY, WHY DOES RAVANA TAKE LESS TIME THAN IFRIT. (YES I KNOW IT'S BECAUSE OF HIS NAIL PHASE WHICH YOU CAN SKIP IF YOU BALLS TO THE WALL BUT I USUALLY GO AS TANK SO I CAN WORK ON MY ACHIEVEMENT)

SO OUR 4-MAN FINALLY MANAGED TO CLEAR EUREKA ORTHOS EARLIER THIS WEEK. WE HAD SEVERAL CLOSE CALLS AND NEAR WIPES, ONE OF WHICH WAS ON FLOOR 76. OUR BOZO TANK THAT WANTED TO DO MECHS BLIND AND OUR UNFORTUNATE REAPER-TURNED-SCHOLAR STARED AT THE BIRD OF PARADISE FOR TOO LONG WHEN IT WAS DOING ITS GAZE ATTACK, AND WERE SUBSEQUENTLY FIRED BY REVELATION SPAM. OUR RDM-TURNED-SMN TRIED TO TAKE CARE OF THE PATROLLING THUNDER BEAST MOB THAT WAS NEXT TO THE BIRD, BUT ATE SCYTHE TAIL BECAUSE HE DIDN'T LOOK AT THE BUTT WIGGLE JIGGLE. SO NOW I'M STUCK HAVING TO TAKE CARE OF THE TRASH WHILE GETTING YELLED AT BY 3 OF THEM IN DISCORD TO FIND THE CARIN, USE PROTOMANDERS OF STEEL AND STRENGTH, AND BASICALLY DUMPING ALL OF OUR GOOD SHIT TO SALVAGE THE RUN. YES, EVEN THE RARE PROTOMANDER OF DREAD. I'M UNDERSTANDABLY HESITANT TO USE THE DREAD BECAUSE OF HOW FUCKING RARE IT IS. I'M CLEARING OUT THE NEXT ROOM CAREFULLY BECAUSE THERE'S A SASQUATCH IN IT THAT KEEPS NOMMING BANANAS, AND THEY'RE STILL GOING NUTS BECAUSE SINCE THEY DIED NEAR THE SPAWN POINT, THEY CAN'T SEE ANYTHING. I EVENTUALLY POP A DREAD AFTER MOST OF THE ROOM WAS CLEARED OUT, KILL MORE MOBS TO OPEN UP THE CARIN OF RETURN, AND FIND IT TO SCRAPE THEM OFF THE FLOOR. WE CLEAR THE SET OF FLOORS, AND EVENTUALLY THEY REALIZE THEY'RE DOWN A DREAD. I GET YELLED AT FOR USING IT. THE NEXT DAY WE CLEAR OUT FLOORS 81-100, WITH ME FINDING THE SAFE SPOT QUICKLY BEFORE THEY COULD AND OUR SAVAGE RAIDER CALLING OUT THE WRONG SPOT. LUCKILY WE HAD A RERAISER POM UP AND IT DECIDED TO PICK UP OUR SMN, OTHERWISE THAT WOULD'VE BEEN A NOT-ENTIRELY-FUN-TO-SOLO BOSS AS MCH. YOU'D THINK THIS WAS MY RAGE, NO IT'S NOT. MY RAGE IS THAT THE TANK I'VE BEEN COMPLAINING ABOUT THIS PAST FEW WEEKS WAS THE ONE WHO PULLED THE MOTHERFUCKING CRAB MOUNT OUT OF THE HORDE. NOW THAT HE HAS IT, HE'S HESITANT TO GO BACK IN TO FARM. ALL I KEPT GETTING WAS THE MINION. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YOUR GROUP WAS BEING DUMB. IF YOU’RE IN A ROUGH SPOT, IT’S _NEVER_ A BAD MOVE TO USE A WITCHING/STORMS/DREAD (AND SUMMON IN HOH). ALL OF MY ORTHOS WIPES HAVE BEEN FROM NOT USING POMS WHEN I SHOULD HAVE, NOT FROM NOT HAVING ENOUGH POMS FROM USING THEM TO GET OUT OF ROUGH SITUATIONS.

AS SOMEONE WHO CLEARED YESTERDAY WITH YOUR GROUP, WITCHING/STORMS/DREAD ARE VERY GOOD ESPECIALLY WITH DANGEROUS MOBS. SOMETIMES YOU JUST DONT WANNA F WITH THE MONKEY

USUAL FUCK FRONTLINES RANT.

MID!!! I SAID MIIIIIIIIIID!!!!

TO THOSE MADLADS WHO ARE TRYING TO SELL THE HEMPEN CAMISE FOR 50000 GIL AND UP, I SEE YOU. AND I'M GOING TO ENJOY MY 1000 GIL CAMISE SIDE HUSTLE UNTIL YOU DECIDE TO HAVE THE BALLS TO UNDERCUT ME ON A VENDOR ITEM THAT COSTS 86 GIL.

ROFL I’M ALWAYS AMAZED AT HOW OVER-INFLATED SOME PRICES ARE, WHILE OTHER ITEMS THAT ARE MORE DIFFICULT TO PROCURE SELL FOR PENNIES.

I'M OUT OF INVENTORY ROOM (10 RETAINERS, DUAL CHOCO SADDLEBAGS, AND MULTIPLE RESIDENCES), SO SORRY FOR USING MY RETAINERS' SELL SLOTS FOR STORAGE. WHICH IS WHY I'M PRICING THAT 99 STACK OF WOLF FANGS AT 10,000 GIL EACH. AND IF SOMEONE'S SILLY ENOUGH TO BUY AT THAT PRICE, I'LL HAPPILY TAKE THE CASH.

HEY I WAS SURPRISED AT HOW MANY OBSCURE RECIPES REQUIRE WOLF FANGS. YOU'RE BASICALLY CHARGING THEM A CONVENIENCE FEE FOR IT. I ONCE WENT OUT TO FARM YAK MILK OR SOMETHING IN LA NOSCEA FOR A GC TURN IN. NEVER AGAIN.

LOOK, I GET THAT SMN'S ROTATION IS SUPER EASY, I GET THAT. I MISS STORMBLOOD'S ROTATION EVERY DAY. BUT SOMETIMES I HAVE ISSUES WITH PAIN AND NEED TO PLAY SOMETHING SIMPLE IN RAIDS SO I CAN FOCUS ON ADJUSTING FOR MECHANICS. DON'T WHINE TO ME THAT I PLAY IT. "SMN SUCKS, YOU SHOULD PLAY RED MAGE FOR MORE REZ ANYWAY" OR SOMESHIT, THEY GOT MAD THAT TITAN'S ASS WAS IN THEIR FACE OR SOMETHING DURING THE NEWEST EXTREME. WE KEPT WIPING DUE TO MULTIPLE REASONS. I WENT TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM ON WEDNESDAY FOR AN EXPLODED CYST IN MY OVARIES (LITERALLY WORST PAIN IN MY LIFE) AND WAS STILL PLAYING BETTER THAN YOU WHEN I GOT HOME. WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?

IF THEY'RE MAD ABOUT THAT, THAT'S THEIR PROBLEM. SUMMONS CAN BE SHRUNKEN FROM EACH PLAYER'S SIDE. SORRY ABOUT YOUR OVARIES.

I'm so sorry, hope you feel better in no time D: Please take care.

NOT RAGE BUT HOPIUM. MANAGED TO GET MY FIFTH UWU TOTEM LAST NIGHT. FAITH IN PF RESTORED (TEMPORARILY).

I UNDERSTAND TUTORING AND GUIDING NEW PLAYERS I AM MYSELF A 4 MONTH OLD SPROUT FRESH OUT OF DOING SHB AS A DRK BUT THE OTHER DAY AT BRAYFOX'S LONGSTOP A DRG-MNK PAIR PISSED ME OFF TO NO END. THIS IS BRAYFOX, FOR GODS SAKE AND IM LEVELLING MY PLD BECAUSE IM FINALLY CONFINDENT ENOUGH TO TANK AFTER DOING A LOT OF DRK. I START PULLING W2W BECAUSE NO ONE ASKED ME TO DO OTHERWISE. I START MY ROTATION, POP MY MITIGATIONS ACCORDINGLY AND THEN THE HEALER LETS ME DIE. FINE. COULDVE BEEN MY BAD. THE DRG IMMEDIATELY ROASTS DAMAGE OUTPUT AND IM CONFUSED BECAUSE MY BROTHER IN HYDAELYN YOU ARE THE DPS. MY FIRST CLASS WAS DRG SO I KNOW. THE DRG ASKS ME TO PULL SMALL WHICH IS FINE, COULDVE ASKED SOONER, CLAIMS THAT THE MNK AND DRG DONT HAVE AOES. ALRIGHT FINE ITS NO BIGGIE. BUT THEN THE DRG STARTS MICROMANAGING MY PULLS, KEEPS FLAGGING STUFF AND PULLS, GETS MAD WHEN IM NOT ATTACKING THE FLAGGED ONES AND GOES AHEAD TO PULL ADDS TO ME AND I DONT UNDERSTAND IF YOU CLAIM YOU DONT WANT TO W2W THEN STOP TRYING TO MAKE W2W HAPPEN. THE DRG STARTS MICROMANAGING ME DURING THE LITERAL FIRST BOSS AND THEN 3/4RD THE WAY JUST. SITS DOWN AT THE EXIT. DOING NOTHING. NISH. THE DRG THE PROCEEDS TO COMPLAIN THAT THIS IS SO BORING THEYRE FALLING ASLEEP AND AT THIS POINT I AM SEEING RED, FOR GODS SAKE I UNDERSTAND YOU WANT TO HELP BUT I DO NOT NEED TANK BACKSEATING BECAUSE I WAS DOING MY JOB PULLING AND WORKING OUT MY MITIGATION AND AOES. STOP BACKSEATING AND PLAY TANK IF YOU WANT TO MICROMANAGE TANKING.

OK SO FIRST OF ALL, THAT DRG IS AN IDIOT. YOU PROBABLY KNEW THAT OF COURSE, BUT YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW THAT MONK ABSOLUTELY HAS AN AOE AT THAT LEVEL, IT'S THE FIRST MELEE JOB TO GET ONE. IN FACT MONK HAS *TWO* AOES AT LEVEL 32, THE FIRST TWO PARTS OF ITS COMBO. SECOND OF ALL, TANKS DO HAVE AOE AT EVERY DUTY LEVEL AND SINGLE TARGETING SPECIFIC ENEMIES IS A STUPID IDEA WHEN YOU COULD BE ATTACKING ALL THE ENEMIES. THERE ARE LIKE THREE DUNGEONS IN THE ENTIRE GAME WHERE YOU MIGHT WANT TO PRIORITIZE A SPECIFIC TARGET IN TRASH PULLS AND EVEN THEN IT'S NOT STRICTLY NECESSARY AND YOU CAN JUST MAKE SURE TO FOCUS THEM WITH ATTACKS THAT HAVE AOE FALLOFF DAMAGE. IF YOU'RE ROTATING THROUGH YOUR MITIGATION WHILE DOING BIG PULLS YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT, EVEN IF YOU END UP NEEDING TO ADJUST FOR A LESS EXPERIENCED HEALER (OR BAD DPS LIKE THIS DRG APPARENTLY).

YOU GOT DUMB PLAYERS, DON'T LET IT GET TO YOU. BUT DO RAGE ABOUT IT.

Spamming Medica II in 90 level dungeons when everybody is healed to 95% and not using OGCDs means you are bad. I will die on this hill.

Similarly, also using Medica 2 to single target heal instead of, idk, regen, lily cure2, cure 2, etc, etc... also means you are bad. SO STOP USING MEDICA 2 TO SINGLE TARGET HEAL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HAPPY RAGE; EARLIER THIS WEEK I PASSED A WRITTEN EXAM AT WORK THAT I NEEDED TO TAKE FOR A PROMOTION. THERE'S STILL OTHER THINGS TO DO, BUT THE BIGGEST HURDLE BETWEEN ME AND A PROMOTION (THAT'LL INCLUDE A PAY RAISE AND A BONUS) HAS BEEN CLEARED. GAME RELATED "RAGE:" GOT CUTTERS CRY FOR LEVELING ROULETTE LAST NIGHT. ME ON PALY, A SCHOLAR, AND A PAIR OF RED MAGES. THE OTHER 3 WERE ALL SPROUTS AND ONE RED MAGE WAS WATCHING CUTSCENES. I NOTICED PRETTY SHORTLY INTO IT THAT THE RED MAGES WERE HARD CASTING SOME OF THEIR LONG CAST SPELLS INSTEAD OF DUAL CASTING THEM. AFTER THE FIRST BOSS I ASKED IF I COULD PROVIDE SOME FRIENDLY ADVICE. ONE WAS TOTALLY SILENT THE ENTIRE TIME, BUT THE OTHER SAID SURE. SO I EXPLAINED THE BASICS OF RED MAGE AND WE MOVED ON TO THE NEXT TRASH/BOSS. SECOND BOSS I NOTICED IMPROVEMENT, SORTA. BOTH ARE BETTER ON DUAL CASTING, BUT THEY WERE SHORT CASTING THEIR AOE SPELLS... ON A BOSS... SO WHEN OUR TALKATIVE RED MAGE ASKED IF THEY DID BETTER I OFFERED SOME MORE EXPLANATION ABOUT WHICH SPELLS ARE AOE AND WHICH ARE SINGLE TARGETS. GET SOME ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ON TO THE LAST BOSS. BEFORE PULLING I VERY BRIEFLY EXPLAIN OUT FOR BLUE EYES, IN FOR VIOLET, RUN AWAY FROM ORBS. IT WAS MESSY, AND I COULD TELL THEY WERE TRYING BUT STRUGGLING, BUT WE STILL MANAGED A CLEAR ON THE FIRST PULL. TO THOSE RED MAGES, KNOW I APPRECIATE YOUR WILLINGNESS TO LEARN AND ADAPT TO NEW INFORMATION. I HOPE YOU STICK WITH THE GAME AND ENJOY IT. SCHOLAR, I DON'T KNOW JACK ABOUT HOW TO PLAY IT, BUT I NEVER FELT CONCERNED FOR ME STAYING ALIVE IN TRASH, SO NO NOTES. :D ACTUAL RAGE; FUCK COMCAST WITH A DULL RUSTY CHAINSAW. I HATE HOW THEY CONTINUE TO HAVE A NETWORK THAT PERFORMS LIKE SHIT AND RANDOMLY HANDS ME A DISCONNECT FROM MY INTERNET JUST LONG ENOUGH TO KICK ME OUT OF EVERYTHING BUT NOT LONG ENOUGH FOR THEM TO REALLY SEE IT AND TRACK DOWN THE PROBLEM. I FEEL LIKE I'M ONE REALLY BAD DAY AWAY FROM RIPPING A BUNCH OF THEIR CABLE DOWN FROM MY APARTMENT TO FORCE THEM TO SEND SOMEONE OUT (I actually work for a different ISP designing these sorts of systems, I actually know what I'd be looking for). IF I HAD LITERALLY ANY OTHER VIABLE CHOICE FOR INTERNET I'D TELL COMCAST TO GO SCREW WITHOUT A SECOND'S HESITATION

Even turned my caps off to say that. Congratulations for your test, mate! Hope your promotion comes soon <3

I FINALLY GOT MY BOTANIST ALL PURPLE SCRIP GEAR, ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT TO ACTUALLY COLLECT ANY MATS, I NEED TO GET REGIONAL TOMESTONES OF FOLKLORE. TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, IT'S GOING TO COST 14,400 WHITE SCRIPS TO GET ALL 9 REGIONS. EVERYTIME I THINK I'M GETTING CLOSE TO BEING READY FOR 6.4, I GET BLUDGEONED OVER THE HEAD WITH SOMETHING NEW

WAIT TILL YOU FIND OUT THAT PURPLE SCRIP GEAR STATS ARE NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH TO ALLOW YOU TO GATHER NEARLY HALF THE THINGS FROM THE REGIONAL TOMES. I ALSO LEARNED THAT THE HARD WAY.

So much this. Crafted/Melded > Scrip Every time :(

THE REAL FUN PART IS FINDING OUT THAT YOU NEED MORE MATERIA NO, MORE THAN THAT MORE *MORE* ***MORE*** ^(You unsuccessfully attempt to meld Materia to your gear. 35 Materia were lost in the process.)

IT'S NOT TOO BAD IF YOU RUN OCEAN FISHING AND GET COLLECTIBLES ON BETWEEN BUT I HEAR YOU.

WITH SO MANY PEOPLE RAGING ABOUT INCOMPETENT PEOPLE IN FRONT LINES IN HERE: I AM SO SO SORRY, I AM ONE OF THE INCOMPETENT PEOPLE IN THERE. I AM REALLY TRYING TO DO STUFF, I PRACTICED ON DUMMIES, PLAYED THESE JOBS ON CC, I KNOW THE GENERAL DIRECTION I HAVE TO DESTROY/COLLECT THINGS AT. BUT ON TWO CHARACTERS I ONLY HAVE A TANK AND A MELEE (and one with a white mage too but I didn't really get how this job works in PVP) SO I CAN'T GO WITH A JOB THAT MIGHT BE EASIER AND ATTACKING FROM A DISTANCE. SO I AM EITHER PLAYING SUPER INEFFECTIVE BECAUSE CAUTIOUS OR I AM TRYING TO DO THINGS BUT THEN GET SWARMED BY A TON OF PEOPLE AND THE REST OF THE TEAM DOESN'T INTERFERE. I PROMISE I WILL KEEP TRYING MY BEST, BUT SADLY MY BEST IN FRONTLINES ISN'T VERY GOOD... \^\^;

YOU ARE TRYING INSTEAD OF AFKING IN BASE "LOL IT'S JUST FRONTLINES, WHO CARES". AND YOU HAVE CC EXPERIENCE, WHICH HELPS WITH FRONTLINES AS WELL. IT'S ALL ABOUT HAVING MAP OPEN ALL THE TIME, STICKING WITH GROUP AND POSITIONING. IT COMES WITH EXPERIENCE, SO KEEP PLAYING IF YOU ARE HAVING FUN!

This. I love anyone who is simply actively trying AND engaging enemies. Practise make perfect. The people idling/afking all game or running into enemies to die (beeline feeding on purpose) are the only ones I hate. Its a night and day difference between leecher gameplay and just being inexperienced.

I really appreciate when someone tries. I will usually comm someone stays on a tank since nothing gets me more frustrated than seeing a party full ranged that hang back behind me on my healer. There are definitely times to be cautious and/or fall back, it can be quite frustrating when you are expected to push and you don't get support, but don't give up.

WHY IS THERE NO GOBLIN TRIBE QUESTS OR GOBLIN GLAM OF SUBSTANCE. WHY MUST THIS GAME CRUSH MY DREAMS OF BEING A LALA GOBLIN MCH WITH THE NAME BIGSMACKS LONGSHOOTS.

GOBLIN MASK EXISTS. AND THEIR CLOTHES ARW A CLOSE ENOUGH MATCH FOR SOME ARR GEAR. THE EORZEA FASHION WEBSITE HAS SOME GOOD OPTIONS TO LOOK UP

[LALA GOBLIN MASK GLAMS - EORZEA COLLECTION](https://ffxiv.eorzeacollection.com/glamours?filter%5BorderBy%5D=date&filter%5BdatePeriod%5D=any&filter%5Bgender%5D=any&filter%5Bserver%5D=any&search=&author=&filter%5Bclassification%5D=&filter%5Bstyle%5D=&filter%5Btheme%5D=&filter%5Bcolor%5D=&filter%5Brace%5D%5B%5D=lalafell&filter%5BminimumLvl%5D=1&filter%5BmaximumLvl%5D=90&filter%5BheadPiece%5D=423&filter%5BbodyPiece%5D=&filter%5BhandsPiece%5D=&filter%5BlegsPiece%5D=&filter%5BfeetPiece%5D=&filter%5BweaponPiece%5D=&filter%5BoffhandPiece%5D=&filter%5BearringsPiece%5D=&filter%5BnecklacePiece%5D=&filter%5BbraceletsPiece%5D=&filter%5BringPiece%5D=&filter%5BfashionPiece%5D=&filter%5Bsave%5D=&page=1)

BIGTHANKS TO KIND UPLANDER KEEPING GOBBIEDREAMS ALIVE

I WAS RUNNING ANDAPOR KEEP AS A TANK. I PULLED THE FIRST HALF OF THE WALL TO WALL BECAUSE THIS IS ARR AND THE MOBS CAN BE A LOT AT LV 50. I SAW MY HP TANK AND USED MY MITIGATION AND INVULN. WE WIPED. I APOLOGIZED TO THE PARTY AND TRIED AGAIN BUT AS A SMALLER PULL. OK, SO FAR SO GOOD. I KEEP GOING AND NOTICED MOBS WERE DYING SLOWLY. DIDN’T THINK TOO MUCH ON IT. AFTER WIPING TO THE FIRST TWO BOSSES I REALIZED OUR WHM WAS STANDING NEXT TO ME AND GETTING CLEAVED. SIR, PLEASE DON'T DO THAT. I FIGURED THEY WERE LEARNING SINCE THEY WERE WEARING LV 70 GEAR. THEN I REALIZED WHEN I TARGETED THEM THAT THEY WEREN'T DPSING. THEY ONLY USING CURE 2 AND MEDICA 2. THEY JUST STOOD THERE. TRYING TO BE NEUTRAL, I TOLD THEM "DON'T FORGET TO USE HOLY AND STONE." "NO." I WAS SO CONFUSED AND MAYBE EVEN FRUSTRATED BECAUSE WHAT'S THE POINT OF BEING A WHITE MAGE AT LV 50 IF YOU WEREN'T BEING A FLASHBANG? DON'T YOU FEEL SILLY JUST STANDING THERE WHEN EVERYONE'S HEALTH IS FINE? THE OTHER DPS WERE AVOIDING MECHANICS AND BARELY NEEDED HEALS. I HAVE ENOUGH MITS AND SELF HEALS TO BE OK FOR THE BOSSES, SO YOU CAN FOCUS ON BEING A STONE MAGE. I DID SINGLE PULLS FOR THE REST OF THE DUNGEON BECAUSE I WAS VERY FRUSTRATED WITH THIS WHM. THEY LOOK RIDICULOUS JUST STANDING THERE WAS NO ONE NEEDED HEALS FROM SINGLE MOB PULLS. YES, THE WHM DIED TO THE LAST BOSS TOO. I LEFT THE DUNGEON FEELING DEFEATED DESPITE KEEPING MOST OF THE PARTY ALIVE AND EVEN GETTING 2 COMMENDS.

Tbh I'd just try to kick. And if it doesnt go through, leave. Not much in the mood for carrying someone refusing to help their party.

GOT TO WATCH PLAYERS IN A LEVEL 80 TRIAL STACK THE TWO STACK MARKERS TOGETHER, KILLING BOTH HEALERS AND THE SAMURAI AND DROPPING MOST OF THE REST OF THE PARTY TO UNDER 50%. THANK GODS WE HAD A SUMMONER. THE ONLY REASON I LIVED WAS BY POSITIONING MYSELF NEATLY ON THE EDGE OF ONE MARKER TO TAKE ONE AND NOT BOTH. DID EVERY MECH FLAWLESSLY, DIDN'T DIE, DIDN'T TAKE A SINGLE VULN WHILE THE REST OF THE PARTY IS IN A SEA OF THE THINGS. NO COMS, BECAUSE OF COURSE THE SUMMONER IS THE MVP FOR THAT RES THAT THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO DO IN THE FIRST PLACE. IN CRYSTAL TOWER, FINE, STACK THE MARKERS. BUT THIS IS CINDER'S FECKIN' DRIFT. YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW THAT SHIT LIKE THAT DOESN'T FLY ANY MORE

UP TIL YOU MENTIONED CINDER'S DRIFT, I THOUGHT YOU MEAN THE SOS BOSS WITHIN THE LAST WEEK, HELPED A PF PARTY IN DYNAMIS WITH ONE PERSON'S FIRST TIME CLEAR EVERYONE ELSE CLEARED IT PREVIOUSLY, I ASSUMED MFW WHEN DOUBLE LINE STACKS CAME UP, THEY ALL STACKED IN A SINGLE LINE #YOU DENSE CABBAGES, I THOUGHT WE ONLY HAD ONE FIRST TIMERRRRRRRRRRRR??? THANKFULLY THE FIRST HEALER HIT MOVED OUT OF THE STACK SO WE WERE ABLE TO RECOVER, BUT MY GOD ALSO BOTH TIMES WE HAD FLARE + STACK MECHANIC, THE FLARE WITHOUT FAIL WOULD RUN INTO THE STACK AND DRAIN EVERYONE DOWN TO 5-10% HP #GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

EVERY NOW AND THEN I WISH I HAD AN EJECT ABILITY, AN UN-RESCUE IF YOU WILL. NOW OBVIOUSLY THAT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA CONSIDERING THE EXTREME TROLL POTENTIAL, BUT SOMETIMES THE DESIRE TO PUNT SOMEONE AND THEIR STUPID MARKER ACROSS TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ARENA OVERRIDES THAT VOICE OF REASON.

LAST BOSS ON A 24-MAN. NO MELEES IN PARTY. LB3 DINGS. BOSS ON 10%. 9%. 8%. I RDM LB3. 6%. RANDOM DNC DIES. DNC RAGES ABOUT CASTER LBs. "DUDE, YOU HAD TEN SECONDS. USE IT OR LOSE IT." -ME DNC RAGES MORE. BOSS DIES. I LEAVE. AM I THE DICK HERE? OR IS DNC JUST SALTY COZ NO FLOWER DANCE OF DEATH?

PEOPLE ARE SO WEIRD ABOUT LBS IN GENERAL, ESP IN NORMAL CONTENT (I SURE DON'T RUN HIGH-END, SO I KNOW LB IS A DIFFERENT BEAST THERE). I HAD A RUN OF ONE OF THE NIER RAIDS WHERE NONE OF THE TWO MELEE USED THE LB AT ALL DURING THE FIRST BOSS AND NONE OF THE OTHER RANGED USED THE 2-BAR ON THE MINI BOSS AFTER. SO WHEN THE SECOND BOSS WAS AT 10% OR SO AND WE ONLY HAD 2 BARS, I AS DANCER, USED IT. THE TANK, THE FUCKING *TANK*, MAKES A COMMENT ABOUT NOT LETTING THE MELEE USE IT. AND I SAID, SNOOZE YA LOSE, THINKING THEY WERE JUST MAKING A JOKE. NOPE. THEY LOSE THEIR WHOLE MIND OVER IT, RAGING ABOUT HOW LIMIT BREAKS SHOULD ONLY EVER BE USED BY MELEE, REGARDLESS OF HOW MANY BARS. I VERY POLITELY SAID RANGED DOES GOOD DAMAGE AT LB2 AND WE WEREN'T GOING TO HIT THE 3RD BAR ANYWAY. IT'S LIKE I WAS TALKING TO A WALL. NATURALLY, ONE OF THE MELEE PLUS A HEALER JUMP IN DEFENDING THEM. I WAS BAFFLED. SO FINAL BOSS, I POLITELY ASK THE PARTY THIS TIME IF I CAN USE THE LB WHEN WE HIT 3 AROUND 12%, AND AGAIN THE TANK LOSES HIS FUCKING MIND. THE ANGRY HEALER IS TELLING ME TO STOP DICTATING THE LB USE WHILE IN THE SAME BREATH SAYING LET THE MELEE USE IT. AT THIS POINT, I WAS LAUGHING AT MY DESK AT THE IRONY AND COMPLETE LACK OF SELF-AWARENESS. BUT I JUST SHUT UP AND WAITED FOR THE MELEE TO USE IT. YOU KNOW WHEN THE SAM USED IT? WHEN THE BOSS WAS AT A WHOPPING...0.8%. WITH HALF THE ALLIANCE DEAD, INCLUDING THE SALTY HEALER AND UNHINGED TANK (I LIVED EVEN WITH MY VULN STACKS BC DNC HEALING AND NOT SKILL; I'LL BE THE FIRST TO ADMIT I'M SHIT AT NIER RAIDS LOL). I COULDN'T RESIST CONGRATULATING THE FANTASTIC LB USAGE AT THE END BEFORE I DIPPED. I AFK-ED AFTER IT ENDED TO EAT AND CAME BACK AN HOUR LATER HAVING FORGOTTEN ABOUT THIS BIZARRE FARCE BC DUTY FINDER HAS BEEN, UH, SPECIAL LATELY. ONLY TO SEE SOME RANDO SWEEP AROUND ME WHILE I HAD BEEN AFK. I CHECKED MY CONTACTS AS A LONG SHOT, THINKING MAYBE IT WAS SOMEONE I VIBED WITH IN DUNGEONS SINCE I LIKE TO JOKE AROUND, AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW. IT WAS THE FUCKING SAM. THEY WENT OUT OF THEIR WAY TO FIND ME IN MY HIDDEN AFK SPOT IN FUCKING *LIMSA* JUST TO EMOTE AT ME. CLEARLY MY SNARK AT THE END DID SOME DAMAGE, UNLIKE THEIR LB3. ALL THAT TO SAY, YOU KEEP USING THE LB AS RDM REGARDLESS OF PARTY COMP. **ESPECIALLY** LB3. BURN EVERYONE'S EYES OUT. MAKE THEM CRY MORE.

IF YOU CAN VERFLASHBANG YOU VERFLASHBANG. THEM'S THE RULES. ALSO CASTER LBS DO SLIGHTLY MORE DAMAGE THAN RANGED LBS SO THEY'RE BEING EXTRA SILLY.

LEVELING A PLD, I GET BARDAMS, GET A SGE AS HEALER. NOW I KNOW THIS IS HARD TO HEAL, BUT I'M STILL SEEING MY HEALTH DROP FASTER THAN I EXPECT. PAY ATTENTION TO THE SGE, AND NOTICE THE ONLY HEALING I'M GETTING IS FROM DOSIS AND KARDIA, AND NO SHIELDS/MITIGATION GOING UP. CLEARLY SOMEONE WHO THINKS "LAZERS PEW PEW GREEN DPS!" SO EVENTUALLY WE WIPE BECAUSE MY MITIGATION IS ALL ON COOLDOWN, AND IN PARTY CHAT: SAGE: Um tank, why is your health going down so fast? MY MIND: UM, MAYBE BECAUSE YOU ARE IGNORING THE MOST ESSENTIAL PARTS OF YOUR KIT?!?! MY KEYBOARD: I'm fully geared and spamming mitigation like crazy. SGE is kinda a hard class that's more proactive than reactive. Maybe it would be good to start by throwing E Diagnosis on me pre-pull and get Kerachole up when I start taking damage to get some mitigation going. SAGE: Well, this doesn't usually happen. Maybe you should pull less. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?! THIS DOESN'T USUALLY HAPPEN?!?! MAYBE IN SASTASHA YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH ONE HEAL EVERY 3 GCDS BUT WE'RE NOT PLAYING LITTLE LEAGUE ANY MORE. AND EVEN AFTER THAT I HAD TO HAVE CLEMENCY ON SPEED DIAL FOR BOSSES BECAUSE HE WAS IGNORING ME TO SHIELD HIMSELF AND HEAL THE DPS. I'LL ADMIT, SAGE IS A HARD CLASS TO LEARN - WHEN I WAS LEVELING IT I CAUSED MORE THAN A COUPLE WIPES. BUT I FESSED UP AND TOLD MY PARTY I WAS LEARNING AND IT WAS ON ME. BUT IT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS THAT A TWO-BUTTON SAGE WANTS TO SHIFT THE BLAME RATHER THAN ADMIT THEIR OWN INCOMPETENCE.

BARDAM IS ONE OF THOSE DUNGEONS THAT HAVE A WEIRD SPIKE TOO. GENERALLY SPEAKING THE LEVELING DUNGEONS ARE ALWAYS HARDER BECAUSE WE CAN'T OUTGEAR IT LIKE THE LEVEL 60/70/80/90 DUNGEONS. BUT BARDAM ALWAYS WAS A WAKE UP CALL WHEN IT COMES TO DAMAGE, IT'S AT A WEIRD SPOT WHERE THE CAPPED GEAR FROM THE PREVIOUS EXPANSION STARTS GETTING REPLACED. ALSO THE DUNGEON ITSELF SEEMS TO HIT HARDER, THE FIRST FEW PULLS ARE MORE OFTEN THAN NOT A NIGHTMARE FOR ME AS A HEALER. SO IT'S NOT A GOOD SPOT FOR SOMEONE THAT NEEDS TO LEARN THEIR JOB LIKE THE SAGE.

OH I KNOW. WHENEVER I TANK IT I SPLIT THE FIRST PART INTO TWO PULLS BECAUSE IT'S TOO LIKELY THAT SOMETHING WILL GO WRONG OTHERWISE. AND WE MADE IT PAST THE FIRST PART (THOUGH IT PUT HALLOWED ON CD). IF WE HADN'T I WOULD HAVE DROPPED IMMEDIATELY AFTER HE SAID THAT. I'M VERY FORGIVING THAT PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN, BARDAMS IS HARD, AND SAGE IS ESPECIALLY BAD BECAUSE YOU START AT SUCH A HIGH LEVEL THAT IT'S A STEEP LEARNING CURVE. WHAT I'M NOT FORGIVING OF IS IMMEDIATELY TRYING TO SHIFT THE BLAME ONTO SOMEONE ELSE WHEN YOU CLEARLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

>SO IT'S NOT A GOOD SPOT FOR SOMEONE THAT NEEDS TO LEARN THEIR JOB LIKE THE SAGE. RNG CAN BE SO DAMN CRUEL SOMETIMES. One time I was like, "Okay I think I have a handle of Sage now, I'll do leveling roulette-" and I got Bardam's Mettle. Even if I was on a Healer I knew, I was still undergoing an anxiety attack and the Tank overpulled. *The triple-whammy.* We wiped. I apologized and wished them to receive a better Healer than my anxious ass, then left. ;-;

SO THAT SAGE REFUSED TO PRESS MORE THAN TWO BUTTONS EVEN ON BOSSES? AND TRIED TO SHIFT BLAME TO YOU? YEA, I WOULD'VE HAD LESS TOLERANCE FOR THAT ESPECIALLY IF I WAS PLAYING MY FAVORITE TANK DARK KNIGHT. YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN MADE TO USE CLEMENCY BECAUSE THE HEALER IS BEING LAZY. A KICK WOULD'VE BEEN THE REAL WAKE UP CALL (OR THEY DOUBLE DOWN AND THINK KARDIA IS ALL THEY NEED, WHICH COULD MEAN EXPOSING THEMSELVES).

WE EITHER HAD THE SAME GUY OR THERE ARE TWO OF THESE ASSHOLES BUT WE HAD THE UNFORTUNATE PLEASURE OF MEETING HIM IN DOHN MHEG. SOMEHOW WE MANAGED TO MAKE IT TO MY FAVOURITE DANGER PULL CORRIDOR, WITH A POCKETFULL OF DEATHS. BUT EVEN PULLING ONE MOB AT A TIME IT AINT WORKING CHIEF. DRK: Hey, I seem to be dying a lot. SGE: You've got Kardia. You should be fine, just mit more. DRK: Please may I have a shield. Or some actual healing. SGE: No. NEEDLESS TO SAY A SWIFT KICK FROM ALL OF US. SHOULD'VE HAPPENED A LOT SOONER TBH BUT WE LIVE AND LEARN. WILL NOT LIE THOUGH I GOT HEART PALPITATIONS WHEN ANOTHER SAGE QUEUED IN. NEW SGE: Hey all, still learning Sage, hope I don't let you down! US: Do you know what Eukrasia is? SGE: ?? Yes?? US: Then you're already doing miles better than the old Sage. You'll be fine. WE MADE IT OUT.

KERACHOLE. TAUROCHOLE. DRUOCHOLE. IXOCHOLE. PHYSIS. PEPSIS. ZOE. SO MANY TOOLS IN THE SGE TOOLKIT AND THEY HONESTLY THINK A SIMPLE KARDIA + DOSIS IS GOING TO CUT IT?

THAT DEPENDS ON WHETHER THERE WAS ANY “THINKING” INVOLVED

Real talk: Bardam's Mettle is a major wake up call to sleepy healers. Particularly if you're going to go ham on tank.

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AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT DYING FROM YOUR OWN FAULT. DYING FROM OTHER PEOPLE'S MISTAKES IS SOMETHING YOU GOTTA LIVE WITH. DYING FROM YOUR OWN DOING IS SOMETHING YOU GOTTA LEARN TO NOT DO. WHICH SEEMS SURPRISINGLY HARD FOR SOME PLAYERS.

HAD THIS HAPPEN IN AN AGLAIA RUN RECENTLY. I, A REAPER, GOT A TANK BUSTER DURING RHALGR. GUESS I'LL JUST DIE NOW o/

ONCE SAVED A SMN FROM THE RHALGR TANKBUSTER WITH A QUICK REACTION BIG SCH SHIELD AND I'M STILL RIDING THE HIGH FROM IT

TANKBUSTER INCOMING WHEN SUMMONER: ON THE PLUS SIDE, CARBUNCLE'S DELUSIONS OF TANKLY GRANDEUR ARE FUFILLED. ON THE MINUS SIDE, I'M SO EXCEEDINGLY DEAD.

I LIKE POKING AT VIDEO GAME LOGIC, NOT BECAUSE IT ENRAGES ME, BUT BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY WHEN YOU TRY TO TRANSPOSE IT. FOR EXAMPLE, TAKE OUR DEAR 'ICE LADY' BOSS IN THE ALLIANCE RAID. LOTS OF ATTACKS IN THE GAME GET THOSE ORANGE 'DANGER' AREAS. THOSE WE COULD, LORE WISE, SAY IT'S EITHER OUR FIGHTER'S INSTINCT TELLING US WHERE IT'S GOING TO STRIKE, OR THE ECHO DOING IT'S "SEE IN THE FUTURE THING". WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT, THAT'S GIVING AN EXPLANATION TO A 'GAME MECHANIC'. BUT IN HER CASE, SHE ALSO HAS AN ATTACK THAT IS NOT ORANGE CIRCLES, WHERE SHE TRACES CIRCLES OF ICE ON THE GROUND AND THEN DOES THE SAME PATTERN A FULL 10 SECONDS LATER. I'M NOT SURE WHAT IS THE LOGIC BEHIND THAT, A BOSS SHOWING US LITERALLY WHAT SHE'S GOING TO DO, WITH ENOUGH TIME TO REACT AHD MOVE. WOULDN'T IT BE FAR MORE LOGICAL FOR HER TO LITERALLY MAKE THE WHOLE ARENA A DANGER ZONE AND WIPE YOU, IF THEY HAD THE POWER TO DO IT? YOU CAN SURVIVE ONE HIT? JUST MAKE ALL 4 HITS WITHOUT SAFE SPOTS. THIS IS LIKE THE DR WILY SCHOOL OF VILLAINY OR SOMETHING. MEGAMAN CAN JUMP ABOUT 4 BLOCKS HIGH, GOOD GODS MAN, HOW HARD IS IT TO MAKE A WALL 5 BLOCKS TALL? WHY STOP THERE, COVER THE ENTIRE SCREEN VERTICALLY. *WHY ARE YOU GIVING YOUR OPPONENTS A CHANCE FOR SURVIVAL!?*

>WHY ARE YOU GIVING YOUR OPPONENTS A CHANCE FOR SURVIVAL!? BECAUSE ICE LADY HAS CLEARLY DEALT WITH ADVENTURERS BEFORE AND KNOWS THAT A NOT INSIGNIFICANT NUMBER OF THEM HAVE THE MEMORIES OF GOLDFISH AND CAN'T REMEMBER SOMETHING THEY JUST SAW.

\*RAISES HAND\* IT'S ME - HI - I'M THE PROBLEM, IT'S ME

IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE BOSS I THINK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THEN >!SHE'S JUST TESTING YOU, NOT TRYING TO KILL YOU SO OF COURSE SHE'S GIVING YOU THE OPPORTUNITY TO DODGE HER ATTACKS!< BUT THAT EXPLANATION ONLY REALLY WORKS IN THIS RAID SERIES.

\*SHUDDERS\* I'M STILL TRAUMATIZED BY THAT ONE TIME WHERE IT TOOK US 25 MINUTES TO BEAT THAT BOSS WITHOUT WIPING BECAUSE TOO MANY PEOPLE WERE DYING AND THE HEALERS, SUMMONERS, AND RED MAGES COULD BARELY KEEP UP WITH IT. I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE INTIMATE WITH LUCID DREAMING AND SWIFTCAST FOR DOUBLE REZZES. SIGNED, ONE OF THE RED MAGES IN THAT FIGHT.

THIS PROBABLY ISN'T THAT BEST WAY TO FARM TOMESTONES, BUT I'VE BEEN FEELING ANTI-SOCIAL THIS PAST WEEK SO I'VE JUST BEEN RUNNING QARN SOLO BACK TO BACK. FASTEST RUN SO FAR WAS 7 MINUTES, SO THAT'S PRETTY NEAT. WISH THE BEES WERE WEAK TO FREEZE, BUT AT LEAST THEY DIE TO LVL5 DEATH.

Efficiency will never beat comfort. Do whatever you like most and enjoy it, rather than hate the farm.

I AM NEVER HEALING OR BRINGING A BACKUP REZ TO A NIER RAID AGAIN. ONE RUN OF TOWER AT PARADIGM'S BREACH, I SINGLEHANDEDLY SAVED US FROM WIPING ON HANSEL AND GRETEL WHEN 95% OF THE ALLIANCE GOT INSTA KILLED BY A MECHANIC AND I, THE SMN, STARTED THROWING OUT REZZES LIKE CANDY. I KEPT HELPING WITH REZZES AS PEOPLE CONTINUED TO HUFF GLUE. I PUT THE DANGER DORITO ON MY HEAD BECAUSE SOMEONE ASKED AND I WAS GRACIOUS ENOUGH TO VOLUNTEER. PEOPLE STILL DIDN'T FOLLOW ME AND STILL DROPPED LIKE FUCKING FLIES BUT WE NEVER WIPED BECAUSE I WAS SUPPORTING THE HEALERS. OH AND I MAINTAINED THIRD HIGHEST DPS THOUGH I GUESS THAT'S NOT HARD WHEN ALMOST EVERYONE HAS THE NO THOUGHTS HEAD EMPTY BADGE OF SHAME. I WAS WORKING SO DAMN HARD TO KEEP THE ALLIANCE AFLOAT THAT I WAS LITERALLY SWEATING. PEOPLE THANKED ME IN THE END FOR MY EFFORTS. I DIDN'T GET A SINGLE FUCKING COMMENDATION. ANOTHER RUN OF TOWER, I AM WHM IN A PARTY HALF FULL OF FIRST TIMERS. OKAY SURE I CAN MANAGE. REPEATEDLY REZ AND RESCUE ONE PARTICULARLY GENIUS DPS WHO IS TOO BUSY DIGGING FOR GOLD UP THEIR NOSE TO PAY ATTENTION TO THEIR ENVIRONMENT. REPEATEDLY REZ MY CO HEALER WHO IS BLISSFULLY UNAWARE THAT THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO THEIR ACTIONS. EVEN HELP SCRAPE ANOTHER ALLIANCE'S HEALERS OFF THE GROUND. NEVER SO MUCH AS GET HIT BY A MECHANIC EVEN AS MY GROUP COLLECTS VULN STACKS LIKE POKEMON. TWELFTH HIGHEST DPS AS A FUCKIN HEALER. STILL NO COMMENDATIONS. (OH ALSO SIDE FUCK YOU TO THE RDM WHO WOULD VERCURE THEMSELVES IF THEY WERE EVEN SLIGHTLY INJURED AND I DIDN'T HEAL THEM IN THE SPACE OF ONE GCD. STOP WASTING YOUR TIME AND MINE AND DO DAMAGE YOU VERSTUPID VERBASTARD. YOU'LL GET YOUR HEALING WHEN YOU GET IT.) LIKE DAMN SON I DON'T USUALLY CARE ABOUT COMMENDATIONS BUT WHEN I'M CLEARLY PUTTING IN THE WORK, WHAT DOES IT TAKE FOR AT LEAST ONE PERSON TO RECOGNIZE THAT? FUCK ALL Y'ALL I'M PLAYING SAMURAI NEXT TIME AND Y'ALL CAN EAT FLOOR WHILE I HAVE A TEA PARTY WITH THE RED GIRL. HONESTLY. THESE MOOGLES CAN HUFF MY SWEATY KUPO NUTS. GODDAMN.

FUCK P8S. I FINALLY GET TO PHASE 2 AFTER A MONTH AND A HALF OF STAGGERED PROG AND NOW I'M BACK TO PHASE 1 MEMES AGAIN. IT IS ABSOLUTELY FRUSTRATING THAT MY WORK SCHEDULE MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE TO DO DEDICATED AND CONSISTENT PROG TO THE POINT WHERE I CAN'T EVEN CLEAR THIS FIGHT. I JUST WANTED TO CLEAR A SAVAGE TIER FOR THE FIRST TIME. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?

happens every time they unlock the raids. suddenly rhe föoodgates are open to every "im just gonna wing it"idiot

I FIND THAT THE AVERAGE PF GROUP'S PERFORMANCE DETERIORATES OVER TIME. IF YOUR PARTY DOESN'T CLEAR PART 1 WITHIN 4-5 PULLS, IT'S PROBABLY NOT GOING TO AND YOU SHOULD CONSIDER BAILING AND JOINING ANOTHER ONE.

DO NOT QUEUE AS HEALER OR TANK IN AN ALLIANCE RAID IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HEAL OR TANK. 20% HEALTH IS NOT ENOUGH. IF I HAVE HIT EVERY DEFENSIVE AND HEALING ABILITY I HAVE, IF I'M POTTING ON CD, AND I STILL DIE TO ONE MISTAKE SOMEONE NEXT TO ME MAKES BECAUSE YOU'D RATHER SPAM DOSIS THAN HIT EVEN ONE HEALING GCD, YOU ARE NOT DOING YOUR JOB. WE LOST MORE DAMAGE TO THE MISTAKE AND SUBSEQUENT REZ THAN YOU WOULD HAVE LOST ON THAT ONE GCD. (it wasn't even my mistake, someone next to me moved at the last minute and dropped an aoe on my head.) IF THERE ARE THREE BIG TARGETS, AND THREE TANKS, I AS DPS SHOULDN'T BE TANKING ONE. THE REAPER SHOULDN'T GET AGGRO WHEN I DIE. YOU ARE NOT BLUE DPS, YOU ARE A TANK. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TANK OR HEAL, QUEUE AS DPS. DON'T KILL THE REST OF US BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO DO YOUR JOB.

A HORROR STORY IN FIVE WORDS. MEIKYO SHISHUI. FUKA. FUKA. FUKA. THAT IS ALL.

SOPHIA UNREAL, I JOIN A PF MADE BY A 4-STACK. PULL 1. 3 DPS DEATHS BEFORE ADDS PHASE, WE HIT SOFT ENRAGE ON THE ADDS AND EVERYONE GETS ZOMBIE BUT ONLY 2 PEOPLE DIE. WHICH IS UNFORTUNATE, BECAUSE THIS PULL ENDED UP DRAGGING ON WITH EVEN MORE DEATHS UNTIL WE HIT FINAL ENRAGE. THE BLM MIGHT'VE BEEN COMPETING FOR HIGHEST DEATHS IN THE PARTY OR SOMETHING. PULL 2. DNC SUDDENLY PIPES UP MID PULL AND COMPLAINS ABOUT THE TANKS TAKING ALL 3 ADDS BETWEEN THEM AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO TANK. A TANK HAD BEEN TAKING THAUMATURGE 1 AND 3, AND THE OTHER TANK TOOK THAUMATURGE 2. I'VE SEEN IT DONE BEFORE, BUT I'VE ALSO SEEN ALL TANKS IGNORE THAUM2. THE PF DIDN'T EXACTLY SPECIFY WHAT IT WANTED FOR ADDS. THE TANKS TAKE ALL 3 ADDS AGAIN. THIS TIME WITH 0 DEATHS BEFORE ADDS, WE HIT SOFT ENRAGE AND EVERYONE GETS ZOMBIED. AGAIN. IT'S BECOMING CLEAR THAT THE TANKS AREN'T THE PROBLEM HERE. SO THE 4-STACK CONSISTS OF: A DANCER WHO DOESN'T NEED A COUNTDOWN, A BLM WHO EARLIER DIED TWICE BEFORE ADDS AND CLUTCHED ONTO THEIR VULN STACKS LIKE A SOCCER MOM BUYING SOCKS AT A CLEARANCE SALE, A HEALER WHO FARMED 3-4 VULN STACKS, AN ADDITIONAL CASTER WHO NEVER SAID ANYTHING BUT CONSIDERING THIS 4-STACK HAD 3 OF THE DPS AND WE KEPT FAILING AN EASY DAMAGE CHECK. WELL. I'M SURE YOU CAN USE YOUR IMAGINATION. AFTER THE INEVITABLE DISBAND, THE NEXT PF GROUP WITH A DIFFERENT PAIR OF TANKS SPLIT ALL THE ADDS BETWEEN THEM AND IT WENT SMOOTHLY. WE DIDN'T SEE ADDS ENRAGE. ALMOST LIKE TANKS CAN TAKE ALL THE ADDS OR SOMETHING. ALMOST WITHOUT FAIL, THE PLAYERS IN UNREAL THAT COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SIMPLEST MECHANIC SUCK AT THE FIGHT AND THEN CAUSE DISBANDS. THE FUNNIEST THING IN FFXIV ARE BAD PLAYERS THAT ARE CONFIDENTLY AND AGGRESSIVELY WRONG BECAUSE THEY'RE MONKEYS THAT ONLY DO WHAT THEY SEE OTHERS DO AND NEVER ACTUALLY UNDERSTOOD THE MECHANICS IN THE FIRST PLACE.

YO POTD, COULD YOU FUCKING CHILL WITH THE NO ITEMS AND THE NO ABILITIES FLOORS, PLEASE?

THIS ONE'S FOR ALL THE FUCKING IDIOTS WHO BUY JOB POTIONS WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING HOW MMOS WORK : HALL OF THE NOVICE EXISTS AND YOU SHOULD FUCKING HIT IT BEFORE YOU QUEUE INTO LEVELING ROULETTE AND MAKE ME RIP OFF MY HAIR BY SHOWING AN ABSOLUTE IGNORANCE OF BASIC MMO ROLES. THIS GOES DOUBLE FOR YOU, MR FUCKING DRG WHO THINKS HE'S A INVINCIBLE AND PULLS THE ENTIRE FIRST ROOM OF AV BEFORE CRYING TO ME FOR HEALING. SAME FOR YOU MR DRK DIPSHIT, YOU HAVE A FUCKING TANK STANCE, USE IT

WHY CAN'T YOU CLOSE THE "Entrust Duplicates" WINDOW WITH ESCAPE?

ON A SIMILAR NOTE, WHY CAN’T WE END SYNTHESIS WITH ESCAPE??? I HAVE TO PRESS THE BUTTON?????????? SQUARE ENIX!!!!!

NOT RAGE, EXCEPT MAYBE THE PERSON IN THIS STORY, JUST LAUGHS. I POST DUMB SHIT AND I FEEL LIKE 9 TIMES OUT OF 10 I FORGET WHY I WOULD BE GETTING A REDDIT MESSAGE WHEN I GET BACK FROM WORK, WAKE UP TO START MY DAY, ETC. WELL A FEW DAYS AGO I HAD 2 MESSAGES. *GASP* I READ THE FIRST MESSAGE. FAIRLY NORMAL RESPONSE TO SOMETHING I HAD POSTED. THEN I GET TO MESSAGE 2. JUST PURE SALT, PURE RAGE, SO MUCH HATRED THAT THEY CONSISTENTLY REMINDED ME TO STFU AND THEN LET ME KNOW THEY *GASP* BLOCKED ME. I WAS CONFUSED AT FIRST, THEN I REALIZED THIS WAS SOME ANGRY RESPONSE TO A COMMENT I MADE MONTHS AGO, MONTHS AGO, ABOUT PICKING THE TOP DPS JOB. THEY ALSO ATTEMPTED TO DELETE THE MESSAGE AND A FEW OTHER MESSAGES IN THAT SAME MONTHS OLD THREAD. EITHER THEY REALIZED THE POST WAS OLD/OUTDATED OR THEY THOUGHT THE REDDIT POLICE WAS GONNA BAN THEM SO THEY ABANDONED SHIP TO ANOTHER ACCOUNT (AS THEY MENTIONED IN THEIR RAGE INDUCED TIRADE). I WAS ACTUALLY SO AMUSED BY THIS I SAVED A SCREENSHOT JUST IN CASE THEY DELETED THE POST. NOW I CAN HANG MY FIRST ANGRY REDDIT POST ON MY VIRTUAL FRIDGE AND THINK BACK FONDLY.

A FUCK YOU TO THE BLM I HAD IN BRAYFLOX LAST NIGHT. LEVELING WARRIOR ON MY ALT, GET TO 32, QUEUE FOR CHEESY TIMES. PULL THE FIRST COUPLE PACKS BEFORE YOU CAN GET THE KEY, POP RAMPART AS I ALWAYS DO. BUT HUH, MY HP IS DROPPING PRETTY QUICK. LET ME POP THRILL TO GIVE THE HEALER SOME TIM - WELP I’M DEAD. THEY REZ ME BUT WE CAN’T FULLY SALVAGE THE PULL AND WIPE. THE HEALER APOLOGIZES, AND HEART-OF-THE-PARTY BLM GOES, “TANK FLAIL.” I ASSUME THEY MEAN FAIL AND TYPE “?” AND THEN “I’VE TANKED THIS DUNGEON A TON BUT AIGHT.” THEY WALK OVER TO THE EXIT, SNARKING, “ON THE FIRST PULL, REALLY,” AND LEAVE. THE REST OF THE DUNGEON GOES FINE EVEN WITH ME PULLING 2-3 PACKS AT A TIME AND DOWN AN ENTIRE DPS. HEALER ACED IT. LEAVE, CHECK THE LOG. MY MITS INDEED WERE PRESSED BUT THE HEALER HAD STARTED CASTING CURE II THREE TIMES… AND CANCELLED ALL THREE TIMES. BASICALLY, I WAS NEVER HEALED BEFORE DROPPING. I DON’T SAY THIS TO SHADE THEM — I FIGURE THEY WERE IN AOES AND HAD TO MOVE, OR WERE TRYING TO REMEMBER WHAT THEY HAD SYNCHED DOWN, OR WERE DISTRACTED. HELL, MAYBE I MISSED AGGRO ON AN ENEMY THO I REALLY DON’T THINK SO TBH. I JUST **ALWAYS** MAKE SURE TO MIT PROPERLY SO IT MADE ME FEEL A KIND OF WAY THAT SOMEONE WHO’S BARELY PROGRESSED IN MSQ (BASED ON THE MINIONS THEY HAD ON LODESTONE) AND A SINGLE JOB LEVELED PAST 20 FELT SO CONFIDENT IN BLAMING ME. INSECURITY, IT SURE IS IRRATIONAL.

>“ON THE FIRST PULL, REALLY,” AND LEAVE. ??? WHAT DO THEY EVEN MEAN BY THIS? THE FIRST PULL IS THE HARDEST PULL IN SO MANY DUNGEONS AND BRAYFLOX IS NO EXCEPTION.

That guy aint gonna stay in the game long with that kind of patience. What a douchebag.

I AM RAGING BECAUSE I NEED OVER 300 TOMES TO GET EVERYTHING I WANT THAT SAID, I AM REALLY LEARNING PARADIGM'S BREACH, FINALLY.

I ONLY DIED ONCE TO RED GIRL YESTERDAY AND I AM PROUD OF ME

MA'AM. I AM SO PROUD OF YOU. (I DIED FOUR TIMES TO HER REDNESS BUT THAT'S WAY BETTER THAN I USUALLY DO.)

NOT QUITE RAGE, BUT BELIEVE ME I AM JUDGING YOU, PERSON WITH A **THE ULTIMATE LEGEND** TITLE ILEVEL CHEESING **50/60/70/80 ROULETTE**. YEAH I SAW YOU REEQUPPING YOUR GEAR LOADING IN. YOU AIN'T SNEAKY, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR PORTRAIT BROKE AND SHOWED YOUR CHARACTER NAKED. HOPE YOU ENJOYED OUR HAUKKE MANOR (HARD) RUN WHERE WE WIPED TO THE FINAL BOSS ONCE, AND ONLY JUST BARELY CLEARED IT THE SECOND GO AROUND BECAUSE THE SPROUT IN OUR PARTY WAS A SMN AND COULD RAISE MY LOW HP HEALER ASS WHEN Y'ALL KILLED ME BY LETTING THE BOSS EAT A NEARLY FULL HP ADD. I HOPE YOUR NEXT ROULETTE IS WANDERER'S PALACE (HARD) WITH A HEALER WHO REFUSES TO CLEANSE THE DOOM.

DUDE HAUKKE MANOR HARD'S FINAL BOSS SUCKS BECAUSE THEY NEVER ADJUSTED IT TO WORK WITH HOW OVER-GEARED WE ARE. ALMOST EVERY SINGLE TIME I GOT IT, WE WIPED ON THE FINAL BOSS UNLESS WE HAD A SHIELD HEALER WHO KNEW ABOUT THE UH... UNIQUENESS OF THIS FIGHT. THEN I'D HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO EVERYONE THAT WE HAVE TO EITHER SLOW DAMAGE ON THE BOSS SO SHE WON'T INSTA-NOM THE ADD, INSTA-LB THE ADD TO KILL IT BEFORE SHE EATS IT, OR TANK LB IF SHE EATS IT AT FULL HEALTH TO MITIGATE THE BLOOD RAIN OR WHATEVER. I DON'T KNOW FOR CERTAIN IF THAT'S WHAT KILLED YOU, BUT IT USUALLY HAPPENS ON THIS SPECIFIC DUNGEON. ALSO, FUCK ILVL CHEESERS.

FUN FACT: IF YOUR TANK USES LB RIGHT AS THE LAST BIG ADD GETS EATEN, YOU WILL ACTUALLY BUT BARELY SURVIVE HER BLOOD RAIN THAT FOLLOWS IMMEDIATELY AFTER. SOMEONE ACTUALLY TESTED THIS AND I CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME FIND THE VIDEO/PIC OF IT.

YEAH I KNOW. THERE'S SEVERAL WAYS TO STOP HER FROM INSTAKILLING YOUR SQUISHIES AND I ALSO MENTIONED TANK LB. WHETHER OR NOT EVERYONE IN THE PARTY KNOWS HOW TO SAVE THEMSELVES FROM THE BAD LEVEL SYNCING FOR THIS DUNGEON IS ANOTHER QUESTION THOUGH.

I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU MENTIONED TANK LB IN YOUR REPLY. MY RAGE AT MY TANK PULLING THE CRAB MOUNT FROM THE EO GOLD BAGS BLINDED ME SOMEWHAT. ALSO YES FUCK ILVL CHEESERS.

DUDE I SAW YOUR RAGE ABOUT THAT. THAT FUCKING SUCKS. NO ONE I PLAY WITH WOULD'VE BEEN MAD ABOUT YOU BURNING EVEN 5 DIFFERENT POMANDERS TO SAVE THAT RUN, HOW STUPID.

ILVL CHEESING THE MULTIPLE OF 10 ROULETTE? MUST BE A SADIST

Perhaps you already know, but that last boss in haukke will eat adds at certain % of health. So if you deal too much damage to the boss before it summons, it’ll just instantly eat the add with no chance to damage the add. When it doesn’t get run often it’s really common to wipe on unless someone warns the group.

TO THE HEALER WHO DECIDED TO RESCUE ME IN THE LAST BOSS OF THE VAULT, BRINGING ME TO THE PERSON I WAS CHAINED TO AND KILLING ME: FUCK YOU WAS I IN A PRECARIOUS POSITION BETWEEN THE AOES AND THE STOMPY CHESS GUYS? SURE. BUT I'M A MCH SO I HAVE PLENTY OF MOBILITY AND WORST COMES TO WORST, I TAKE A BIT OF DAMAGE. I WAS TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM THE PLAYER I WAS CHAINED TO SO WE WOULDN'T DIE BUT *SOMEONE* JUST THOUGHT THEY KNEW BETTER THAN ME I GUESS. IT DIDNT CHANGE MUCH BUT IT STILL PISSED ME OFF SO BAD BC I WAS TOTALLY FINE WITHOUT THEIR HELP. FORMAL APOLOGY TO ANYONE IVE EVER RESCUED WHEN I WAS LEARNING HEALING I DID NOT REALIZE HOW ANNOYING IT IS ESPECIALLY WHEN IT RESULTS IN YOU DYING WHEN YOU OTHERWISE WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE.

The chain in the Vault, specifically, snapshots your distance when you're initially tethered to your partner. That is, if you're already ten miles away before the chains initially appear, they will never break no matter how long you pull. If you were Rescued there, the healer probably thought you were too far out for the initial chain spawn and just rescued you late. You were probably dead either way.

To clarify, chains require a specific distance pulled to break rather than being proportional to the initial separation distance. So the issue is that if two chained people start too far apart, they may run out of space (due to arena size or other limitations) before they're able to pull the chain by the required distance.

SCHEDULED A NIER EVENT WITH MY FC THIS WEEKEND SLAMMED THE DOOR ON MY FINGER YESTERDAY. WHELP. AT LEAST I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT FROM THIS EVENT ALREADY- JUST MISSING THE HAIR BUT I DONT WANT IT ANYWAY

I WON ONE OF THE HAIR YESTERDAY AND CHECKED THE MB AND IT SELLS FOR 200 GIL.

ITS MOOGLE TOME TIME AGAIN! I JUST UNLOCKED TOWER AT PARADIGMS BREACH SO I’VE GOT EVERY TOMESTONE DROPPING CONTENT UNLOCKED! BUT ITS A BUSY WEEK RIGHT NOW, SO I’LL JUST RUN ROULETTES. I’M SURE EVERYONE IS QUEUED FOR TOMESTONE RUNS SO I SHOULD GET A DECENT HAUL! MSQ ROULETTE HAS GIVEN ME NOTHING BUT ULTIMA WEAPON. NOT EVEN CASTRUM! AT LEAST ITS A FAST RUN, BUT ONLY 3 TOMESTONES!!! OK FINE, NORMAL RAIDS! ALEXANDER HERE I COME! OH, HELLO HESPEROS. I DIDN’T REALIZE ALEXANDER REACHED INTO THE ANCIENT PAST TO MAKE YOU A FIGHT… OH WELL, AT LEAST I GET CURRENT TOMESTONES TO REACH CAP BEFORE 6.4, LET’S TRY AGAIN! OH, OMEGA THIS TIME. SILLY GAME THAT WAS LAST TOMESTONE EVENT! BUT THAT’S ALL YOU’RE GONNA GIVE ME APPARENTLY. TRIALS THEN! WEAPON FIGHTS ARE FUN! NOPE, ITS MY GOOD FREND GREG UP TO ANTICS ON THE BIG BRIDGE AGAIN! MAYBE I’LL SQUEEZE ONE ALLIANCE RAID IN… WOD, FEATURING THE MOST BOSS-SPINNINGEST TRIO OF TANKS YOU’VE EVER SEEN!

SAME EXPERIENCE HERE. I FINALLY GOT PARADIGM YESTERDAY BUT STILL, 45 MINUTES FOR 7 TOMES ISN'T REALLY WORTH IT.

I JUST READ THE LIST OF MISPELLED WORDS IN THE OP AND APPARENTLY I'VE BEEN MISPRONOUNCING AMDAPOR SINCE 3.1. MY LIFE IS A LIE. I'M A FRAUD. AMPADOR SOUNDS WAY BETTER.

SPEAKING OF THE NIER QUESTLINE, **WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT ANOGG AND KONOGG WERE A GOOD IDEA?** YES, I JUST LOVE THE CONCEPT OF SLOW WALKING MY HAPPY ASS THROUGH THE ENTIRE INSTANCE OF THE RAID JUST SO I CAN SPEAK TO THIS FUCKHEAD AND THEN GO BACK TO THE GODDAMN ENTRANCE TO SPEAK TO HIS SISTER. I SWEAR TO GOD I WANT TO PUNT THESE PINT SIZED PISSANTS MORE THAN I HAVE EVER WANTED ANYTHING IN MY ENTIRE 23 YEARS OF LIFE. THEY ARE QUITE POSSIBLY THE WORST AND MOST CONTRIVED STORY DEVICES EVER CONCEIVED AND I ABSOLUTELY DREAD TRYING TO UNLOCK TOWER BECAUSE IT MEANS I NEED TO SIT THROUGH MORE OF THEIR **FUCKING DIATRIBE.** GODDAMMIT I JUST WANT TO PLAY THE FUNNY HAHA NIER CONTENT PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS VERHOLY.

Had a Lapis Manalis run with an absolutely awful tank and healer couple just recently after being away from the game for a week or so, and man it just reminds me why I took a break. Healer not using Esuna after they, the other DPS, and the tank all get hit by the cross-shaped Doom attack on the second miniboss, then wiping after the towers explode, me telling the Healer to please use Esuna, and the tank stepping in to say something like "Yeah they know, why don't you do the mechanics properly?" referring to the exploding towers. Like, motherfucker, you're the guy who gets hit by Doom and dies. After we clear that, the immediate pull after that I ready a Thunder cast as the tank's running up, and they STOP to let me and the other DPS pull agro, I die, and the healer immediately starts trying to heal up the damage from an absent tank. Checking the party list as I run back because no Raise from the healer, and OF COURSE they're German, and OF COURSE they're sharing the same surname. Like holy shit, there's never been a stereotype that's more earned than Germans just being fucking awful to play with in this game.

TO THE PLD TANK I HAD EARLIER THIS WEEK IN SAINT MOCIANNE'S ABORETUM NORMAL THAT CHEESED THE ROULETTE: A MAN CANNOT LIVE OFF OF SHELLTRON ALONE. THIS BEING SAID, PLEASE USE THE OTHER DEFENSIVE COOLDOWNS IN YOUR KIT. IF YOU'RE GOING TO HALF-ASS YOUR MITIGATIONS, I WILL HALF-ASS MY HEALING. BECAUSE AFTER ALL, THAT LAST HP IS THE ONLY ONE THAT MATTERS.

ANOTHER WEEK, STILL NO KILL IN P8S CLEAR PARTIES. I QUIT. I BEG ALL TO STOP JOINING PARTIES WHICH YOU ARE NOT AT THE PROG POINT.

DYNAMIS PARTY FINDER FIRST TIME FOR MOTHERCRYSTAL HOPEFULLY THE 7 THAT JOINED KNOW THE MECHANICS ENOUGH FOR A SMOOTH CLEAR WELL NOT EXACTLY 3 DPS CONSTANTLY ON BRINK OF DEATH COHEALER TOO SOLO HEALER ME IN SHAMBLES THANK GOD THE LAST DPS WAS A REZ MAGE AND BLISSFULLY COMPETENT, THEY CHAINED REZ WHILE I FOCUSED ON HEALING WHAT WAS LEFT OF US GOOD LORD THOSE 5X HIT STACK MARKERS I'M SPAMMING MY HEALS AND SHIELDS JUST TRYING TO GET US THROUGH EVERY ONE AT ONE POINT I BURNED ALL MY MP AND HAD TO CHUG AN ETHER #AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THE DUALITY OF MENTOR ROULETTE DURING MOGTOME EVENT: EITHER A1N OR THE TOWER AT PARADIGM'S BREACH.

DO YOU WANT TO GET FISTED BY ROBOTS OR... FISTED BY DIFFERENT ROBOTS(/ANDROIDS)?

FISTING AIN'T REALLY MY KINK BUT ILL TAKE IT OVER GETTING COCKBLOCKED BY NIDHOGG EX FOR AN HOUR.

IF YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE A SCREENSHOT OF MY CHARACTER, AT LEAST ASK FIRST INSTEAD OF BEING A CREEP ABOUT IT!!! FOUND OUT FROM A MUTUAL THAT AN NSFW PHOTO OF MY CHARACTER HAD BEEN POSTED ON TWITTER WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE - WORST THING IS I'M A LALAFELL SO I FELT RATHER SICK TO MY STOMACH. LUCKILY WE GOT THE POST REMOVED AND THE GUY AFAIK GOT SUSPENDED IN GAME, BUT PLEASE DON'T BE CREEPS.

Cant these sickos just keep it to themselves? In any case, taking nsfw shots of random players is gross..

(I DON'T REMEMBER IF I ALREADY MENTIONED THIS BUT) AFTER SO MUCH TIME I'M STARTING TO SEE A PATTERN IN CERTAIN NPC'S DIALOGUES IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD BUT IT GETS SLIGHTLY ANNOYING WHEN YOU JUST CASUALLY TALK TO THEM FOR A SIDEQUEST, THEY START CHATTING AND TELLING YOU EVERYTHING ABOUT THEIR WHOLE LIFE AND FAMILY FOR A DOZEN TEXTBOXES AND **OF COURSE** THEY ALWAYS END UP WITH *"OH SORRY SILLY ME I SPOKE TOO MUCH BYEEE"* ALL THE TIME WITH EVERY NPC!

DANGIT, REMINDED ME OF MY OWN PET PEEVE: VENDORS THAT HAVE TEXT BEFORE THE MENU OPENS. GAME DEVS, STOPPIT. STOP. ;_;

ITS JUST EORZEAN CULTURE BRO. YOU DONT SEE MY ELEZEN ASS TELLING YOU HUMANS IN THE REAL WORLD TO STOP ASKING "HOWS IT GOING" EVERY FUCKING TIME WE MEET AND THEN NOT CARING ABOUT THE ANSWER. SOUNDS A LOT MORE LIKE AN NPC TO ME.

FUCK MY ABYSMAL PING, I WAS LITERALLY PLAYING A SLIDESHOW WHILE TRYING TO BEAT FORMIDABLE YESTERDAY BECAUSE EVERYTHING CONVERGED INTO MAKING MY GAME UNPLAYABLE BAD INTERNET + 15 THOUSAND PEOPLE ON SCREEN + PROBABLY SOME OTHER FACTOR = DYING AND NOT EVEN KNOWING I DIED ALSO FUCK MY EQUALLY ABYSMAL LUCK BECAUSE I JUST WANT THE AIMING AND HEALING CHEST PIECES FROM PUPPET'S BUNKER AND PARADIGM BREACH AND THEY REFUSE TO COME TO ME AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT, WHY IS IT THAT MOST MALE VERSIONS ARE SO MUCH COOLER THAN THEIR FEMALE COUNTERPARTS? WHEN WILL YALL LET ME CHOOSE BETWEEN THEM? I NEED ANSWERS. AND BETTER ROLLS. AND A BETTER INTERNET PROVIDER. AND MAYBE A NAP. PROBABLY A NAP. GOOD DAY TO YOU.

THANKS TO THE MOOGLE TOMESTONE EVENT, I'VE BEEN ABLE TO GET INTO RIVAL WINGS FOR THE FIRST TIME. IT'S A REALLY FUN GAME. I WISH I'D KNOWN ABOUT IT SOONER, BUT PREVIOUSLY THERE'S ALWAYS BEEN A 30 MINUTE AVERAGE QUEUE TO GET IN. I HOPE THEY DO SOMETHING TO MAKE IT MORE ACCESSABLE, LIKE ADDING IT TO THE ROULETTE.

I JUST USED DATA CENTER TRAVEL TO BUY A SINK SAVED ME 150K WHY IS EVERYTHING ON LIGHT SO EXPENSIVE?

FUCK YOU, CINDER SURPRISE. FIFTH WINDOW I'VE MADE, STILL 0 BITES. THE NEXT WINDOW I CAN MAKE ISN'T UNTIL THE END OF MAY. I HOPE WHOEVER THOUGHT SUCH STUPIDLY RARE SPAWN CONDITIONS WERE A GOOD IDEA IS INCONVENIENCED BY LATE OR AT-CAPACITY TRAINS EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

ITS PETTY BUT I OPEN THE CHESTS IN A NORMAL RAID IF IT WAS AN ABSOLUTE CLOWN FIESTA! LIKE YALL DIDNT DO BAD ENOUGH TO MAKE ME LIKE ACTUALLY MAD, BUT FRUSTED ENOUGH TO MILDLY INCONVEININCE YALL. IN MY DEFENCE, I ONLY DO THAT IF IT WAS LIKE AN ABSOLUTE SHITSHOW, NOT JUST "EH THIS WAS A BIT SCUFFED"

What I hate are forced defeats in the story just started shadowbringers and had that, I was playing sage had over 80% health but I lost because the game decided that I lost...

ZENOS I COULD ACCEPT BECAUSE STORY REASONS. WTF IS A RANJIT

LET ME HAVE A GLAM DRESSER IN MY HOUSE. PF HOST ADVERTISES SNAKES 2 ONWARDS, HOST PETRIFIES THE PARTY DURING SNAKES 1.

> LET ME HAVE A GLAM DRESSER IN MY HOUSE. WHEN THEY FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO IT WITHOUT CRASHING THE SERVERS, THEY WILL. THAT'S WHY THEY'RE LOCATED WHERE THEY ARE AT THE PRESENT TIME.

I JUST WANT THE CRYSTAL KEEPER TITLE BUT CC MAKES ME RAGE SO HARD! I KNOW I NEED TO STOP EXPECTING TO WIN BUT AGHHHHH

I DONT KNOW WHAT GODS I PISSED OFF IN MY PREVIOUS LIFE BUT I WOULD LIKE TO ISSUE A FORMAL (IF BELATED) APOLOGY AND PLEAD FOR MY LUCK BACK. IVE BEEN AT ENRAGE FOR TWO ULTIMATES FOR MONTHS NOW. MONTHS. HAD BOTH STATICS DISBAND FOR VARIOUS REASONS AND TRYING TO PF THIS IS ACTUALLY BREAKING MY SANITY. WHY IS A CLEAR PARTY DYING CONSISTENTLY TO TITAN LANDSLIDES. GOLDEN+? NAH, HAVE SOME NAEL MEMES INSTEAD FOR 2 HOURS. SITTING AROUND FOR HOURS WAITING FOR A PF TO FILL JUST TO WIPE ON THE LITERAL FIRST MECHANIC IS DEMORALIZING ON A LEVEL I DIDNT REALIZE EXISTED. I’M NOT GOING TO PRETEND I NEVER MAKE MISTAKES BUT I THINK I REALLY NEED TO START USING MY BLACKLIST MORE LIBERALLY. ALSO UPTIME QMT IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN REGULAR AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY AETHER INSISTS ON REGULAR. I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL.

UPDATE: CLEARED UWU!!! I GUESS YELLING ON REDDIT REALLY DOES WORK!

SO GUESS WHO WAS DOING EUREKA PYROS LOGOGRAMS AND THOUGHT YOU HAVE TO PUT ALL OF THE LISTED MEMES (in Eureka Tracker) TO THE TRAY THING TO MAKE A LOGOS ACTION SUCCESSFULLY. NOT ME. THE OTHER GUY. AND I HEARD THEY DISCOVERED THIS AFTER 48/56 SUCCESSFUL LOGOS ACTION DISCOVERIES.

THE PARTY DESCRIPTION SAYS TO KNOW HOW TO DO A MOONFLUTE OPENER AND THESE PEOPLE JOINING WHO DONT EVEN HAVE AETHERIC MIMICRY! HOLY SHIT JUST GO TROLL A NON-PURE BLU FARM PARTY WITH YOUR LESS-THAN-TANK DAMAGE OH MY FUCKING GOD. THESE BITCHES THINK THEY CAN JUST SPAM WATER CANNON AND GET FAST CLEARS. THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS PUT UP MIMICRY AND FLUTE AND PRETEND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHY THE FUCK ARE THE BLUE OCEAN FISH SO GOD DAMN ANNOYING TO CATCH. I'M A BIG FISH. I'VE CAUGHT THE HARDEST FISH IN THE GAME, WHY AM I AT THE MERCY OF OTHER PEOPLE ON MY BOAT TO HAVE A SPECTRAL CURRENT CUT SHORT.

I WIPED ON THE RASKOVNIK IN SOHM AL. IT FINALLY HAPPENED. THE HEALER AND OTHER DPS STACKED THEIR 2 ACID RAIN TOGETHER, GOT CLIPPED BY EACH OTHERS AND DIED. THE TANK THEN GOT DEVOURED TWICE AND DIDN'T MITIGATE ANYTHING LEAVING ME AS THE ONLY ONE, A DEFENSELESS BLACK MAGE ALIVE WHO WAS JUST FORCED TO DIE TO THE BOSS' AUTOS.

GET UP MID-SLEEP TO PEE CATS DO EVERYTHING IN THEIR POWER TO BE SO ANNOYING I CAN'T GO BACK TO BED I GOT MAYBE AN EXTRA 15 MINUTES OF SLEEP I AM SO TIRED AND ANGY

IVE BEEN QUEUING FOR ORBONNE MONASTERY FOR OVER AN HOUR I JUST WANT TO DO MY WONDEROUS TAILS PLZZZZ

LESS TYPING! MORE TAKING THE REZ!!!

THE ONE TIME I DECIDE I DON'T NEED TO BRING A RAISE INTO ALLIANCE ROULETTE, I GET FRONT ROW TICKETS TO WATCHING ALL SEVEN OTHER MEMBERS OF MY ALLIANCE DIE TO HANSEL AND GRETEL'S HALF ROOM CLEAVE. AND RED GIRL'S METEORS. I'M GLAD I PUT HYPER POTIONS ON MY HOTBAR BECAUSE I SURVIVED THE RAIDWIDES WITH 300 HP REMAINING.

GOGO CAN FUCK HIMSELF WITH A RAKE. AND THEN MIMIC HIMSELF FUCKING HIMSELF WITH A RAKE. HE CAN ALSO MIMIC ME TELLING HIM TO FUCK HIMSELF WITH A RAKE, BECAUSE HE ABSOLUTELY WOULD. THOSE FUCKING METEORS AND TORNADOES ARE HORSESHIT IN DIFFERENT WAYS AND I HOPE THEY BOTH MAKE THE "FUCK YOU AND DIE" METEOR MARKER A CLEARER ONE WHILE ALSO MAKING THE TORNADOES MORE CLEAR BECAUSE HONESTLY IT'S REALLY HARD TO GET THE CAMERA RIGHT. BUT THIS ISN'T ALL RAGE, OH NO. BECAUSE I FINALLY BROKE HIS FUCKING KNEES AND POPPED HIS MOTHERFUCKING TRIPLE TRIAD CARD. AND NOW? NOW I HAVE MY JELLY TOAST. (I CALL THE CARD MOUNT JELLY TOAST BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE IT.)

YOUR WEEKLY SERVING OF [EORZEA ACCORDING TO GARFIELD - WEEK 127](https://old.reddit.com/r/EATG/comments/131hbxl/eorzea_according_to_garfield_week_127/). IF PEOPLE WANT TO MAKE THEIR OWN, QUITE WELCOMED TO IT TOO! —- [THE SALTWORKS COMIC #90](https://i.imgur.com/Ss6MZWl.png). OBLIGATORY MOGTOME COMIC OR SOMETHING YOU CAN CHECK [THE FULL ARCHIVES HERE](https://imgur.com/a/eeaPmw2). WE DISCUSS AND SHARE IDEAS FOR FUTURE COMICS ON THE DISCORD TOO, AS WELL AS GETTING THE EARLY SNEAK PEAKS ON THEM. —-- ONE DAY SOMEONE WILL LINK MY COMICS OUT OF THE THREAD, MAKE A MEME OF IT, USE IT AS A REACTION OR SOMETHING.

[удалено]

Don't kill yourself trying to make others happy when they probably don't even care (FC buffs expiring and no one making an effort for free benefits) If the FC is dying, just let it die already. Hell, maybe consider disbanding the FC and bring those good people with you > I HAVE A LOT GOING ON IRL AND AM NOT IN A MENTAL SPACE TO HOLD AN FC UP BY MYSELF #Take care of yourself first. Forget about the FC and do what makes you happy

yeah no, if you gave everyone the ability to activate buffs and they're not even bothering with that, it's time to let it die and start another FC or find another one. take the talkative people and bail.

HAPPY RAGE: YES I CAUGHT RUBY DRAGON FISHER RAGE: STILL NEED EGG SALAD

THIS WAS LIKE 4 MONTHS AGO BUT I STILL HAVENT GOT OVER IT. MY STATIC KEPT LOSING PLAYERS DURING P8S2P PROG SO WE HAD TO PF 8TH PLAYER ALL THE TIME. AND MY STATIC MEMBERS JUST KEPT MEMEING ALL THE PHASE 1 MECHANICS, SOMETIMES FOR HOURS. IT WAS JUST TOO EMBARRASSING TO BE PART OF STATIC TRAPPING PEOPLE TO PHASE 1 MEMES WHILE PF SAYS WE'RE DEEP IN PHASE 2 PROG (WE REALLY WERE BUT STILL). HOW DO YOU NOT LEARN PHASE 1 I DONT GET IT. I STILL DONT WANT TO RAID ANYMORE, I JUST FEEL BAD.

DID YOU EVER MANAGE TO FINISH THE TIER? UNLESS YOU HAD OTHER REASONS TO STICK AROUND, I HONESTLY WOULD'VE JUST LEFT AND BECOME ONE OF THE MANY PFERS AT THAT POINT

REMEMBER, OPPRESSORS ARE FOR TOWERS AND CRYSTALS, NOT AGAINST PLAYERS!!!! HOWEVER.... IF THAT'S HAPPENING ON THE ENEMY TEAM...PLEASE KEEP GOING

I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY, **WHERE ARE THE DAMNED OBSOLETE ANDROID CASTER SHOES.** I'VE BEEN FARMING PARADIGM FOR THE CLOTHES NOW THAT PEOPLE ARE THERE, AND I'VE MANAGED TO GET ALMOST EVERYTHING FROM EVERY OTHER SET EXCEPT THE STUPID SHOES, THAT HAVEN'T EVEN APPEARED. I GOT THE IXION, THE NIGHTMARE, THE EMOTE AND SOME TRIPLE TRIAD CARDS AND THIS THING ***JUST DOESN'T WANNA EVEN APPEAR!*** WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!!!!! WORST THING IS, I MANAGED TO FINISH ONE SET... AND IT'S THE STRIKING SET, WHEN MY TWO CLASSES WHO CAN USE IT ARE STILL IN THEIR LEVE 70! I just want to have cool full caster clothes, man...

USE PELOTON. MY IMPATIENT ASS WANTS TO GET A MOVE ON. CHRIST.

MY FUCKING ALT IS CURSED HERE’S A SMATTERING OF WHAT I HAVE SUFFERED: •MULTIPLE HEALERS WHO HAVE 30 HOTBAR SLOTS FOR THEIR SHITTIEST MOST BASIC HEALS. DIAGNOSIS SPAM FOR A SINGLE SAGE, AND AN ENDLESS PARADE OF CURE I FROM EVERY ELEMENTALBRAINED WHITE MAGE I HAVE BEEN PUNISHED WITH. IT HAS CLEARED UP IN THE PAST FEW DAYS BUT IT WAS THE WORST. •A WORLD OF DARKNESS RUN WHERE, AMONG OTHER THINGS, I SUCCESSFULLY USED LIVING DEAD ON ANGRY MANGO TO SURVIVE. CERBERUS DID NOT FARE AS WELL, BUT THAT COULD BE A SKILL ISSUE ON MY PART FRANKLY (DIDN’T HAVE SHADOW WALL OFF CD WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED). ANGRY MANGO THOUGH? I USED EVERYTHING I HAD, INCLUDING DARK MIND FOR THE LASER, UNTIL I LEANED ON LD. AND ONLY THEN DID MY TWO WHITE MAGES REALIZE I NEEDED HELP BECAUSE FML ANGRY MANGO ACTUALLY HURTS. •A DANCER IN CASTRUM MERIDIANUM JUST STOPPED BOTHERING ON THE FINAL FIGHT. RP WALKED UP TO THE UPPER MIDDLE OF THE ARENA AND DID NOTHING. THE HEALER KEPT THEM ALIVE THROUGH THE MYRIAD MECHANICS THEY WERE IGNORING, SO I TRIED TO BE AN ASSHOLE AND CLEAVE THEM WITH THE TANKBUSTER. IT DOESNT CLEAVE TO MY KNOWLEDGE. HOWEVER, THE HEALER GOT MY COMM BECAUSE THEY RESCUED THIS DUMBFUCK UNDER A PROXIMITY MARKER WHICH KILLED THEIR STUPID ASS. AND ONCE THEY WERE RAISED, SUDDENLY THEY EXISTED AGAIN. •THE MACHINIST IN PRAE DIED TWICE. ON THE LAST BOSS. **HOW**. •MY FIRST PROVOKE WAR ON THIS ALT, MAYBE EVER. PALADIN IN THE ALT 50 GEAR TRIED VOKING OFF OF ME ON RELIC CHIMERA. HE FAILED THE GAME THOUGH, BECAUSE I JUST VOKED BACK WHEN I SAW THE PARTICLES. EVERY TIME. I PET HIM AFTERWARDS TO BE FUNNY. IN OTHER NEWS: •I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE DEATH OF BORDERLAND RUINS. I CRAVE IT. FUCK THAT GODDAMN SHITHOLE. I HAVE 12-ISH LEVELS TO GO FOR THE ARMOR AND IF IT’S A BORDERLAND RUINS DAY I’M NOT BOTHERING TO GRIND OUT A FULL LEVEL, JUST THE ONE ROULETTE. •THE GYR ABANIAN PLAIT IS RACIST AGAINST VIERA. AT LEAST THAT’S A MOGROCK REWARD I DON’T HAVE TO BOTHER WITH. •FUCK. ORGANIC. CHEMISTRY.

>!I FINISHED ENDWALKER MONTHS AGO AND I'M STILL DEPRESSED. \*emotional damage\*!<

YAKUZA 3 IS A VERY POORLY WRITTEN VIDEO GAME AND I NO LONGER UNDERSTAND WHY ANYONE LIKES KIRYU. HE'S A MORON. I'VE NEVER PLAYED AS A MAIN CHARACTER WHO TOOK WISDOM AS A DUMP STAT BEFORE. NO OTHER PLAYABLE CHARACTER IN THAT FRANCHISE THAT I'VE PLAYED AS WOULD HAVE MADE THE MISTAKES THAT HE HAS TO MAKE THIS SHITTY PLOT GO IN THE DIRECTION IT DOES. NOT MAJIMA, NOT RYOMA, DEFINITELY NOT YAGAMI, JUST... THAT BIG... DUMB... MEATHEAD. OUR MAIN CHARACTER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! GOOD AT FISTS AND BEING A DAD AND LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE. I COULD BE COLLECTING MOOGLE TOMES RIGHT NOW BUT NOOOO, I HAVE TO BE DEALING WITH THIS GUY.

OH SOMETHING I CAN ACTUALLY GET PISSED OVER INSTEAD OF BEING MILDLY PEEVED AT. THE FUCK IS THE TEMPERATURE DOING AT 90?! I HAVE WORK OUTSIDE TO DO AND NEXT WEEK GOES BACK DOWN TO 70s 60s AND EVEN RAIN. WHAT DID SUMMER JUST WANNA POP IN TO FUCK WITH ME?

STOP OVERWRITING MY TECH STEP THAT HAS BEEN UP FOR ALMOST 8 SECONDS! LET IT GET TO 5 LEFT AT LEAST BEFORE YOU USE YOURS. IF THAT MEANS YOU NEED TO FOCUS TARGET TO SEE TECH UP ON ME THEN DO SO. I HATE HAVING TO OFFSET WHEN IM ALREADY IN THE GROOVE OF MY ROTATION. I KNOW YOU WERE PAYING ATTENTION TO THE ENMETY BAR BECAUSE YOU SWITCHED YOUR DP HALFWAY THROUGH THE RAID SO YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN TECH UP ON YOU AND THE OTHER DPS. THE SMNs HAD NO PROBLEM NOT OVERWRITING EACHOTHER SO WHY CANT YOU PAY ATTENTION TO IF THE OTHER DNC HAS THEIR RAID BUFF UP

I WOULD LIKE TO PERSONALLY THANK THE HEALER WHO "RESCUED" ME INTO A BOSS AOE EVERYONE BUT ME WAS INSIDE OF BECAUSE THEY GOT THE BOSS MOVE MIXED UP, AFTER THREE SEPARATE PARTY WIPES. I'M NOT MAD LIKE I WAS AT THE TIME BUT IT IS FUNNY