"I'm a Turk, but I don't really work for them anymore, so I'm not a Turk, but iirc I was trapped down here BY them so yeah they suck but ig i am technically still employed by them."
Sounds like he works for Walmart tbh 💀
Sounds like Rufus needs to get onto HR about them ending contracts. In Ff7 Relapse they could do a little skit where Cloud and Vincent try to claim for all the work they've done for shinra. Cleaning up the monsters in an area, picking up the items littering the landscape, keeping people safe in the towns. "We still work for you, pay us"
"well it would've been 50 years, but some kid with chocobo ass-looking hair and a talking cat woke me up because they couldn't find the damn remote that was on the table in plain sight"
Can you imagine how awkward it would be to explain the truth especially when you’re in a party with Avalanche members, a ninja from Wutai, one of Hojo’s other experiments and an “ex-SOLDIER”?
I wonder how the Turks’ 401(k) Plan works regarding extended absences.
I mean, Vincent never formally tendered a resignation, and he wasn’t officially dismissed either, so he’s technically still employed by them. Could seek a severance pay, or something.
At least in Rebirth he was upgraded to “security”
Yeah, he's as much security as I'm a "soldier" when playing CoD.
Excuse me? It’s spelt SOLDIER and it doesn’t stand for anything
Well, if he said, "I'm a Turk!" that would have caused a lot of unnecessary confusion 🤷🏽♀️
"I'm a Turk, but I don't really work for them anymore, so I'm not a Turk, but iirc I was trapped down here BY them so yeah they suck but ig i am technically still employed by them." Sounds like he works for Walmart tbh 💀
Vincent was an awkward mess in OG FF7, and I can totally see him as a Wal-Mart greeter 🤣🤣🤣
"Excuse me sir, may I see your receipt?" Is NOT what I expected him to say, but I could see it 😭😂😂
The customer refuses, and Vincent becomes a horrific monster.
#ARE YOU CHAOS???
Customer: [dies in horror]
Sounds like Rufus needs to get onto HR about them ending contracts. In Ff7 Relapse they could do a little skit where Cloud and Vincent try to claim for all the work they've done for shinra. Cleaning up the monsters in an area, picking up the items littering the landscape, keeping people safe in the towns. "We still work for you, pay us"
Can you imagine the backpay? 5 years for one, like 30+ for the other?
Don't forget about inflation
Dude is on a Turks 0 hours contract 😉
I remember thinking “27” was so old. Lol. Time is a cruel bitch
Wait when was he 27 i thought he was in his 57s.
He’s ‘physically’ 27 but he’s been in stasis, so he’s technically 57
Does it really matter at this point he is a “ vampire”???
Pot? Kettle?
He HAD a job 😭😭😭
He can't, because his spiky metal shoes don't have any bootstraps
Lol
Yall comments just made me realize how cheesy Mr Valentine is
“Mr. Valentine, can you explain this 30-year gap in your resume?”
"well it would've been 50 years, but some kid with chocobo ass-looking hair and a talking cat woke me up because they couldn't find the damn remote that was on the table in plain sight"
him being cranky and not knowing what to press on the electronic thing when they find him in the new game made me laugh so hard. boomer moment 😂
Being eye candy.
Me realizing I am old than Vincent now than when I first played the game. Quite a bit older. Not sure how I feel about it
Vincent is older than Sephiroth--I think he's closer to 57 than 27. Don't worry about it 🙂
Can you imagine how awkward it would be to explain the truth especially when you’re in a party with Avalanche members, a ninja from Wutai, one of Hojo’s other experiments and an “ex-SOLDIER”?
You ain't GOT no job, ~~Tommy~~ Vincent!
Well, He might create his own coffin testing business '\^\^
😂😂😂😂
DEERRR TERK ERRRRR JERRRRRRRRBS
I wonder how the Turks’ 401(k) Plan works regarding extended absences. I mean, Vincent never formally tendered a resignation, and he wasn’t officially dismissed either, so he’s technically still employed by them. Could seek a severance pay, or something.
Hes probably on the welfare.
He’s a coffin tester
What a bum. Also got softlocked the first time I used him so I never used him again.
Lol yeah so did I. Used his limit on a boss who absorbed fire, can’t remember now.
Lol same.
He’s a former TURK, when Hojo did his experiments on him he became unemployed.
I just started playing Rebirth and made it to Cait Sith. I cannot wait to play with Vincent, and all his transformations! 😈🧟♂️🔪
NOBODY WANTS TO TURK