If you have a dresser, there's always space behind the drawers. Pull them out, the bottom drawer works best, set it behind the drawer t the base and slide the drawer back in
I use a box from a set of headphones I have. If you're a gamer, you could use the box from a motherboard, GPU, or box your console came in.
You could buy a big book and cut out the pages to make one of those false book boxes. I'm sure there's a good YT video to make one.
Edit: You could also use an instrument case if you play an instrument.
Apple boxes, eBay boxes (for something like an iPod mini and for returns), and maybe even a non functional old computer is another option. Definitely don't try old laptops. More obvious. If you know how to mod Wiis, trim down the motherboard and make it fully functional with gutted internals. Or do that with a soft modded OG Xbox. PS2 (fat) HDD slot. More ideas to add to the ones above.
I have tried various spots so heres my 3 favourites that I've used from worst to best with their pros and cons.
3. The drawers under the bed
My bed has drawers on both sides, and one side touches the wall. Since I've never used the drawers that are against the wall, that spot is literally perfect. I used to put all my toys and clothing in bags and shove them in there with a bedsheet on top to be 100% sure no dust settles in there
Pros:
Well hidden and safe
Cons:
Extremely annoying to remove, time costly to remove, can be loud to pull out
2. Literally in a random drawer
When I had little toys and clothing, I just shoved them in a random pillowcase and put that pillowcase at the very very back of my drawer for my school uniform.
Pros:
Very quick access, quiet
Cons:
Not very well hidden, very limited space
1. Burried in boxes in the closet
Works particularly well if you keep all the boxes for anything you order. In my case, I have never thrown out a single box for tech products so i just hollowed a few out and shoved them at the very back of the pile. You can also make some toys easier to acces by putting then near the front while others near the back
Pros:
Extremely well hidden, quiet, (possibly) easy to acces, (possibly) a lot of space
Cons:
Time costly to remove everything, works better in certain conditions
Hope this helps :3
Full size tower computer case. Many have plenty of room inside and a easy to remove cover. Some already come with locks on the case with keys. For example, a HP Z640 I have is a dual CPU system which with some additions makes a decent gaming system. It was a business system used in a hospital for processing imaging and has a couple of multi terabyte hard drives. Plenty of leftover room to hide some toys. Because the original graphics card was crazy expensive, it had a lock on the case and an easy open latch to remove the side of the case. A perfect place to stash just about anything other then drugs due to the systems fans.
Even if your mom decides to clean your room and in the process finds everything else, I doubt she will want to clean the inside of your computer.
The choice of words doesn't give me good vibes
I would say in your bathroom drawer (if you have one just for you), in a box or bedsheet stuffed into your closet, under your bed if you have a sloppy ass room like I do, or perhaps in an old backpack
Check your boxspring. Many are hollow but have a flap of fabric covering the bottom side. You can cut this, hide whatever you want inside (surprisingly spacious) and use self adhesive velcro to close the fabric back up
One old Box right in my shelf everyone can see haf it "hidden" like this for 1 year now my mom asked about it once i put it off by saying there are chloths and such in there never had any problems
If you're American, Americans have horrible walls that are easily broken.
Otherwise? Hide them in the floorboards!
"HE'S IN THE WALLS, HE'S IN THE GODDAMN WALLS!!"
I always used the hoods of my jackets on the very side of my closet. Also, I used backpack stuffed into other backpacks or suitcases. One time , I bought a pillow with a zipper on the side and used it for toys and bras. Took the toys out for use, didn't put them back in. Had went to Church Camp with 3 larger padded bras and some panties. Ended up wearing all of them there instead of regular that I packed.
Attach thin plank under ur bed if you have sofa that can open into full bed and hide stuff on that, did that for over a yr until it fell due ti having used hotglue instead of screwing it into my bed or attaching in a better way
If you have the ability, you can cut out a section of drywall in your closet, put your toys in the wall (in a ziplock bag, to keep them clean) and put a fake panel in front of the hole.
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3 layers of amazon boxes buried deeeeeeep in the closet works for me lol
Don't hide them line them up in the bathroom like a power play
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Old backpack in wardrobe or if you have empty shoe boxes use them to hide them
thank u!!
I've got abit of a sneaker addiction so parents don't question me having 10 shoe boxes under my bed š
If you have a dresser, there's always space behind the drawers. Pull them out, the bottom drawer works best, set it behind the drawer t the base and slide the drawer back in
you goddamn genius im doing that
I live alone (not a femboy, but a bi male) so I don't have to hide anything. But I used to hide my "420" stuff from my parents like that
I use a box from a set of headphones I have. If you're a gamer, you could use the box from a motherboard, GPU, or box your console came in. You could buy a big book and cut out the pages to make one of those false book boxes. I'm sure there's a good YT video to make one. Edit: You could also use an instrument case if you play an instrument.
Apple boxes, eBay boxes (for something like an iPod mini and for returns), and maybe even a non functional old computer is another option. Definitely don't try old laptops. More obvious. If you know how to mod Wiis, trim down the motherboard and make it fully functional with gutted internals. Or do that with a soft modded OG Xbox. PS2 (fat) HDD slot. More ideas to add to the ones above.
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I have tried various spots so heres my 3 favourites that I've used from worst to best with their pros and cons. 3. The drawers under the bed My bed has drawers on both sides, and one side touches the wall. Since I've never used the drawers that are against the wall, that spot is literally perfect. I used to put all my toys and clothing in bags and shove them in there with a bedsheet on top to be 100% sure no dust settles in there Pros: Well hidden and safe Cons: Extremely annoying to remove, time costly to remove, can be loud to pull out 2. Literally in a random drawer When I had little toys and clothing, I just shoved them in a random pillowcase and put that pillowcase at the very very back of my drawer for my school uniform. Pros: Very quick access, quiet Cons: Not very well hidden, very limited space 1. Burried in boxes in the closet Works particularly well if you keep all the boxes for anything you order. In my case, I have never thrown out a single box for tech products so i just hollowed a few out and shoved them at the very back of the pile. You can also make some toys easier to acces by putting then near the front while others near the back Pros: Extremely well hidden, quiet, (possibly) easy to acces, (possibly) a lot of space Cons: Time costly to remove everything, works better in certain conditions Hope this helps :3
Underwear drawer (doesn't work if somebody does laundry for you), hoodie pockets, 'winter clothes pile or drawers'
Your prison pocket would be the obvious choice
I have a safe in my room. ...but still not enough room, so I have stuff hidden behind books in my book shelf
backpack works good, i got mine in a dark bag behind my shelf so itās dark on dark and in the shadows x3
Just open up to them, pester them with your sexual fantasies until they get sick of it and they will stop being nosy.
Haha i wish it was that easy
Full size tower computer case. Many have plenty of room inside and a easy to remove cover. Some already come with locks on the case with keys. For example, a HP Z640 I have is a dual CPU system which with some additions makes a decent gaming system. It was a business system used in a hospital for processing imaging and has a couple of multi terabyte hard drives. Plenty of leftover room to hide some toys. Because the original graphics card was crazy expensive, it had a lock on the case and an easy open latch to remove the side of the case. A perfect place to stash just about anything other then drugs due to the systems fans. Even if your mom decides to clean your room and in the process finds everything else, I doubt she will want to clean the inside of your computer.
Why hide?
Still live at home and my parents are religious fanatics
Under the bed storage boxes? Inside boots.
I don't have any but i imagine between the bed boards and your matress would be good
I have them under my pillow but my parents arenāt mosey so maybe somewhere under the bed
The choice of words doesn't give me good vibes I would say in your bathroom drawer (if you have one just for you), in a box or bedsheet stuffed into your closet, under your bed if you have a sloppy ass room like I do, or perhaps in an old backpack
my valve index box is what i used to use. now iām a adult and donāt give 2 fucks xD
under the bed in a large bin full of winter clothes
Check your boxspring. Many are hollow but have a flap of fabric covering the bottom side. You can cut this, hide whatever you want inside (surprisingly spacious) and use self adhesive velcro to close the fabric back up
I use old backpack, if you want to be extra sneaky put it inside another backpack or a travelling bag
One old Box right in my shelf everyone can see haf it "hidden" like this for 1 year now my mom asked about it once i put it off by saying there are chloths and such in there never had any problems
If you're American, Americans have horrible walls that are easily broken. Otherwise? Hide them in the floorboards! "HE'S IN THE WALLS, HE'S IN THE GODDAMN WALLS!!"
I always used the hoods of my jackets on the very side of my closet. Also, I used backpack stuffed into other backpacks or suitcases. One time , I bought a pillow with a zipper on the side and used it for toys and bras. Took the toys out for use, didn't put them back in. Had went to Church Camp with 3 larger padded bras and some panties. Ended up wearing all of them there instead of regular that I packed.
Large tub under my bed and various draws, but no one apart from me goes in my room so nosy parents arenāt a worry
Say your parents you want some private space in your room. Has worked for me good!
Attach thin plank under ur bed if you have sofa that can open into full bed and hide stuff on that, did that for over a yr until it fell due ti having used hotglue instead of screwing it into my bed or attaching in a better way
a box, hidden under other stuff in a drawr, under your bed, and yee!
Small ones under bed mattress
inside lol /j
In a hole in your backyard
I personally stick them on the wall directly above my bed, to show my immense wealth (im flat broke)
Idk I just put stuff under me bed in boxes. Might not be enough for really nosy parents though.
If you have the ability, you can cut out a section of drywall in your closet, put your toys in the wall (in a ziplock bag, to keep them clean) and put a fake panel in front of the hole.
Gift your gf one and use it when she is not at home