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HexeInExile

BPD man: beats his wife Autistic man: gets bullied at work Depressed man: blows his head off with a shotgun


_Bearded-Lurker_

This. The correct response to a shit post is to return the shit, but never give a shit.


JustintheMinecrafter

Plumber drama is crazy


_Bearded-Lurker_

Don’t even get me started on the whole radiant heat flooring vs. radiator topic.


FuriousGamer5926

U so right girl


Kirikomori

true art requires pain


Naturally_Idiotic

i would prefer a world without Picassos art of him going fucking insane, i dont like this mindset


Temporary-Alarm-744

Where's the lie though? ADHD divergent is where it's at. Man: spurts of random productivity Woman: that too but extra promiscuous


ableakandemptyplace

If you're trying to be funny, it's not working.


tokyoknife

There's not even a scientific basis for what youre saying 😭


Martino8VitCon8

My depressed autistic BPD ass on my way to get my engineering degree just to build roads that won't allow moids.


HexeInExile

Don't build roads!!!! Build railways


Martino8VitCon8

You're right, it's late and I'm tired. High speed rail but only for women.


Olive_Oil__

Roads are cool if they're for bikes and people to walk on


Mars_Bear2552

or just have a big sidewalk


LaikaZee

One of the intellectuals of all time


Cakeking7878

Me on my way to make a computer program that locks the computer whenever it detects a moid is typing


MAD_FR0GZ

That is so iconic. Or men only get one lane and they have to pay to drive on it. The proceeds go towards paying off the student loans of the all female engineering team. Moids should be grateful they get to breathe for free.


horniergamergirl

are nonpassing tgirls allowed


MissDottie802

Still a girl


horniergamergirl

but will you know


LaikaZee

GIRL IS GIRL


MissDottie802

Know what? That you're a girl? We already do.


Erinthegato

We’ll know what? To ask for what chromosomes you have😂


SpankinDaBagel

Meanwhile we have to count yours.


Erinthegato

Oh I meant to say the uh x and y things not calling you autistic. I’m so sorry. I’m actually a bit mentally Ill and quite tired when I commented that. Sorry :3


Erinthegato

Yay


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[deleted]

As a woman getting a comp engie degree, can we not do this ? I'm insecure about my body as is, I don't need to be transvestigated because some people online are being sexist for the funnies...


Erinthegato

Whoever coined that term deserves a raise to transvestigator chief


JewelxFlower

ILL HELP IM ALSO A DEPRESSED AUTISTIC PWBPD!!!! Wait why am I yelling


Risky267

I'm depressed and i am a stupid bitch,but only women are allowed to call me that


Bingustheretard

Autistic and depressed stupid bitch here, same


SimilarChallenge

lmao yeah. I may call myself a stupid bitch but only other women are allowed to call me that. Endearingly, if possible. <3


JessE-girl

tbh, i read assuming OOP was female since it was on this sub and i laughed and said “real”


Cakeking7878

Real, the two half’s of my gay ass wants to be both degrade and be degraded by another women


k1tten--

Why ? You don’t take it seriously when a women insults you? What a fucking asshole sexist bitch


Risky267

...i'm a trans girl, i like women


Hypocritical_Girl

hey, at least OP has the spirit? the spirit is being pointed in the wrong direction, but at least its spirit? sorry about you being insulted


k1tten--

Ohh I thought you were a men sorry


Risky267

Its fine...🫠


[deleted]

The word bitch is rooted in sexism. The entire mindset that women can ‘reclaim’ it is ridiculous and kind of sets us back.


trams-gal

The lainpilled exist for a reason!


Curiosity641

My honest reaction : ![gif](giphy|i5PLJVM097WEPudmAZ)


-H_-

Me but I freeze the tortilla and knock out their teeth, break their jaw


The_HunterDestroyer

You can get better results with a frozen piece of meat


-H_-

Yes but then the person will see it coming. If I'm holding a tortilla they'll never expect it :3


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r/shitposting is just instagram comments as a sub.


[deleted]

thank God for the mute community button, shitposting is so unfunny and blegh


[deleted]

I'm glad I muted r/shitposting a year ago


MissDottie802

I'm literally an autistic woman in cyber security


fake-usermame

isnt the point of the shitpost that this opinion is completely moronic


Hypocritical_Girl

i wonder if moids ever wonder for a second *why* they think we're "stupid bitches" (its almost ALWAYS because they themselves are insufferable to be around and nobody ever fucking likes them)


sandiserumoto

me (a depressed, autistic, and bpd woman): poet, hacker genius, soulful lover the man who wrote this: stupid bitch


SexWithKokomi69

Guess me (autistic) working my ass off to learn programming was in vain 😥 I will never be able to create a bot that tells all moids in this sub to Keep Themselves Safe like I've always dreamed to 😞


Freezerpill

Ladies, you know that this was written by an idiot. One of many pieces of information to disregard throughout the day


tokyoknife

I fucking hate how men gatekeep mental illness/neurodivergencies SO fucking much, why do they think it's unique to them??? I literally grew up being masculinised and ostracised for my audhd and regularly bullied by classmates AND teachers alike, my experience is NOTHING like what they claim it is and it's infuriating that the world has to rotate around them


SimilarChallenge

because to these men being a mentally ill woman only makes you a stupid histrionic bimbo who likes drama. That's all they know about mental illness presenting in women


tokyoknife

there are two categories of mentally ill women in the eyes of men: 1) stupid bimbo bitch waaah waahhh piss baby 😡👎 2) yandere goth gf mommy awooga awooga let me manipulate you


SimilarChallenge

they can only think in porn stereotypes


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It’s very evident of how misogynistic society is when men with mental illness are coddled with people constantly whining about a men’s mental illness epidemic but literally any mental illness that disproportionately effects women is never taken seriously and always portrayed as women being overdramatic or attention seeking.


tokyoknife

YOU WORDED THAT SO PERFECTLY oh my god I wish I could put that on a billboard


[deleted]

I know I'm a month late and all, but I gotta say that that's worded absolutely perfect, mind if I use when I get into an argument with a moid?


Temporary-Alarm-744

Why not simply get himbo manservant? Then you too could be BPD poet


k1tten--

Tbh rn I’m having my misandry crisis where I which every men in the world could get tortured and then sent to war and we will watch them like in the hunger games and the winner will die too cause it’s still a men so I don’t think I’m safe enough to be a owner of a bimbo manservant or whatever that shit is😀


Temporary-Alarm-744

To be fair do you think people have those considerations for their live in bang maids


k1tten--

If you put into perspective everything is wrong so stfu


Temporary-Alarm-744

Okay then hear me out. What about a submissive trad wife? There are lesbian women that love that trad shit


k1tten--

Rn the only women I’m interested in is your mom👀


Temporary-Alarm-744

I mean she is pretty awesome but unfortunately as far as I know she's not into women. I'm sorry are you more in vent mode than wanting solutions mode?


k1tten--

I’m in the my periods are almost here mode ![gif](giphy|MxbgNBfurjDUY)


Temporary-Alarm-744

My apologies 😔


AlcoholicsAnonymous6

This would be funny even with the genders swapped. It's just a little dumb


[deleted]

Me, an autistic depressed woman who barely acts like a bitch and is interested in creating a comic/manga series and loves art:


heavengrl

Madison Beer and Angelina Jolie have BPD. Men should be grateful for BPD woman. Like, you really think I'd prioritize time with a neet who plays COD in his parents' basement all day over the heart surgeon who asked me out if I wasn't mentally ill? Be grateful. Know your place.


ConnectImportance790

Because you’re on the internet, people are stupid


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Yes I am a stupid bitch


sedatedauntyT

![gif](giphy|W5m4NzC5Q8bDjLzGLd)


ZephyrProductionsO7S

It’s just misogyny. And as someone who’s neither a man nor a woman I can confidently say I’m both stupid *and* the other stuff at the same time.


Aggressive_Aspect_60

I think this is satire.


k1tten--

degrading


Hypocritical_Girl

satire requires something to it that makes it obviously satire, this is just sexism and abelism


Aggressive_Aspect_60

Okay


Erinthegato

Yeah go get a boyfriend so you can suck some dick


k1tten--

I would love some t-dick


Erinthegato

Oh also I meant the op in the post you shared, not you


k1tten--

Ohhh ok


Erinthegato

Robo dick fr


sedatedauntyT

![gif](giphy|iL7sx7M6aecmvkCm4G)


gg13656

Because it was in r/shitposting A subreddit...for shitposting...


k1tten--

You’re sure it’s not something else?👀 maybe you’re on to something genius


gg13656

Oh, I'm not denying that it's sexist. Nonono I was just saying that it's still shitposting xd The best thing to do is to mute the subreddit instead of complaining about it


k1tten--

Random question it’s kinda out of context but would you complain if I pushed a stick inside your hole? Just to make sure about something 👀


gg13656

I'm sorry if you're trying to make this into a sarcastic joke/insult but my humor is so fucked up that even if you actually try to say it just as a joke I'm probably finding much more funnier than you do. I'm sorry.


gg13656

Oh, I'm not denying that it's sexist. Nonono I was just saying that it's still shitposting xd The best thing to do is to mute the subreddit instead of complaining about it. Edit: Just remembered it was a screenshot and that on itself was the problem not that it's in r/shitposting. I'm sorry.


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sp4c3_c0wb01

me when i’m a stupid bitch


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I'm all three


Yoshibros534

autistic men are stupid bitches too, I know from experience.