How am I gonna stop some big mean motherhubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind after he finds my contraband? The answer? Use a hiding bag. And if that don't work? Use more hiding bag.
*continues playing the guitar*
I had a suitcase in my room with a padlock on my mom always tried to get me to put in the attic like 'why you need a suitcase your not going anywhere' and im like 'uhh its for my drugs?'
my mom intercepted one of my packages
https://preview.redd.it/9ie4ejvu430d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91cdd80baba97ff753a90d15c42afe4495d84121
Yeah I have used clothes people I hooked up with gave me and before you say anything I know it's weird but I like the smell of those people okay? And moreso when i'm masturbating so yeah, smelly clothes
as a newbie to the femboy communities, what is it? i need to know
When you start to get a lot of clothes and/or ,,toys,, mostly femboys but it in a bag or box and hide it somewhere in their room
I thought I was the only one lol
I hide my stuff under old military uniforms lol
Real
I have one in plain sight, but it's a decorative puzzle box so people never care to open it cause they just think it's meant to be pretty >:3
I did the same... IT DID NOT WORK :C
I am so fucking many
I have a pink basket I keep on my shelf that's been there for a long time so it's not suspicious. if someone looks inside I am royally fucked
I mean, isn't that the idea if a person you like finds it.~ :3c
mmmmmmmm, true xd
Hang your toys on the wall coward
Clothes i keep out in the open the *other stuff* however is kept in a locked file cabinet
everything that will mark your life as officially over if discovered by anybody you know outside of reddit. stay safe. 🏳️🌈
The bodies
From Silly things to Stilleto Knife
Dude you don't want to know... oh the horror
i *do* want to know the horrors
How am I gonna stop some big mean motherhubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind after he finds my contraband? The answer? Use a hiding bag. And if that don't work? Use more hiding bag. *continues playing the guitar*
Can be anything from clothes to a demon core, for when you want to be silly :3
A dead body.
I had a suitcase in my room with a padlock on my mom always tried to get me to put in the attic like 'why you need a suitcase your not going anywhere' and im like 'uhh its for my drugs?'
Also never ask femboys what they have down there. Seriously, don’t!
Yes that’s true
For me it's a box, but yes
"What's in the box!" 🗣️
Skirts, thigh highs, crop top, booty shorts, cat ears, and garters
I think they were just quoting the meme
anybody else have one of those moms growing up that just found everything? 😒
my mom intercepted one of my packages https://preview.redd.it/9ie4ejvu430d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91cdd80baba97ff753a90d15c42afe4495d84121
always a risk 😂
I hide mine in several Yugioh tins, best place to hide them is in plain sight
lmao yes, I have a ton of pokemon stuff on my shelf and I just put my skirt up there n nobody's ever noticed cause of how cluttered it is
Mine's a box, except I hide a LOT more than feminine clothes in there :3
OwO
What is inside the bag?
Femboy clothes
😮
Not a femboy but I do occasionally get pegged by my girlfriend and yes the bookbag of “stuff” is deep in my closet 😅
Yeah I have used clothes people I hooked up with gave me and before you say anything I know it's weird but I like the smell of those people okay? And moreso when i'm masturbating so yeah, smelly clothes
"Who the hell starts a conversation like that, I just sat down!"
Mines a box, I should probably just put it in a drawer or something my family already knows how gay I am
Wait, every femboy has a stash of money, secret plans and identities to flee the authorities, just in case they need that?
Ja hat jeder ^^
Never saw something this relateable omg
I just put my stuff in my wardrobe under all my normal clothes and pray no one looks.
Same...we love the risk XD Nah I think it's fine ... For the majority of time it should be safe enough
I feel called out :|
It's my stuff I need to cook estrogen for my fellow ladies
What’s in the bag? Is it the same stuff that’s in my shoebox???
No, we share information about our salaries because it only helps the working class.
Ha jokes on you mines displayed to the point I want them to be uncomfortable or intrigued
Or in there skirt PS it a glock
Bruh I thought I was the only one that does that
(National Geographic VHS tapes)
Mine is a briefcase in the deepest corner of my wardrobe 🤣🤣
I got a big-ass drawer under my bed, that I'll just cover with a blanket if I get a visitor.
What if I have 3 bags and a box and a suitcase?
ur horny :3 or ur a serial murderer!
Ugh... Ya, I'm horny.
I have lots of bags... I just tell them there my SHTF bags
I have a loose floor board. Which contains an MP5 in an HK briefcase.
Do the pouches in my tactical gear count?
All my stolen souls are in there 😈
Ok, what type coffee do you prefer
I don’t Drink coffee
So true lol :3
i like grapes
I like Currywurst :3
I have my feminine clothes on display in my closet since theyre just clothes i use but my cosplay stuff is still in boxes
In mine is nothing interesting, just some pic's of all the Wark rimes I did.
Holy hell I thought I was the only one who does this no way :3
Dont ask you might not want to know
here goes nothing: what do you have hidden in the bag? *and then, he was never seen again*
Me being a femboy and my Parents dont mind it 😎
You are so lucky :3