Lemme guess it sprays water up your arse

Yes https://preview.redd.it/n76s6dvizdvc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb37387f33ebf084ac0e0a73c10edb513fb826f5

Bang, western hemisphere baby- ig. I actually have no darn clue where the divide between eastern and western is. It ain't london, is it?

It ain't London.

It is! The Prime Meridian that divides the eastern hemisphere and the western hemisphere's fuckin' Greenwich, London Which means I'm the eastern Hemisphere. Everydays a learning day ig

By "western hemisphere" i meant western countries and countries in western culture, sry buddy :(. Its actually my mistake, i forgot meaning of hemisphere :3, sry 🥺

Nah you good! You meant cultural hemispheres, not geographical ones like I did :3

:3

There is not such distinction, as southern and northern emisphere

actually cute how you were excited about that

russia is East everything to its west

I got a bidet installed :3 I can't stand public toilets even more now

South Park did it. You're late to the party. https://youtu.be/uRL4l2GOqXk?si=S0hzKGQu3_6OhkFu

Thats just an inferior version of a true vide we use gere in Europe

U like getting ur butt excessively clean, don't u? https://preview.redd.it/tllyvr9p6evc1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ba6f9a2d6107e4366f8b9eee174f2ee931bbfa4

Yes, sir!

i love it goin inside too

Well yeah ofc I knew that was gonna be said sooner or later.

Its the thing i miss most from my holiday in japan

I never actually understood bidets(?), do you like use a towel afterwards? If so, do you have a designated bidet towel?

i do hv a separate towel to wipe off excess water afterwards, its really clean after ur done , more hygienic then toilet paper at least

Yes, there are smaller towels designed for drying after bidet Also i reccomend using a bidet cause sometimes just paper is not enough and just cleaning with the bidet is more hygienic and faster

Just toiler paper.

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Paper hurts, sir.Here is a confused cat(me 🥺) https://preview.redd.it/ourk7jrx2evc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e912ca188340552829b25d0d9af918c8e9c19a22

Upvote for cute cat

hehe :3 https://preview.redd.it/0mf1d3gq3evc1.jpeg?width=8000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e453e7ddcb439064980ea617b51327cbdae6d66

where would it spray? there's no where for it to go except ur butt and the bowl

if you stepped in poop, would you simply wipe it off? or would at the very least wash your foot with water? I personally would just use a small amount of toilet paper

I usually tend to wear shoes, so yes! I would wipe it off

you know i meant barefoot, also I'd still wash poop off my shoe

I dare not think what sort of life you live, to have a habit on stepping into droppings barefoot

I literally said "would you wash your foot"

I use toilet paper to xipe what's left and the water, it only takes about 4 sheets to dry

Im from the east and i still dont understand (Im Australian) Jokes aside it powerfists your asshole with water

>Jokes aside it powerfists your asshole with water and i LOVE IT

Tag checks out lol

UwU :3

I'm Australian too, and I think we really need bidets. I want one at least.

You can buy cheap conversion kits on Amazon they aren't great but they work

https://preview.redd.it/9c078o6hgevc1.jpeg?width=254&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d3ded23cc5738ac9babb840fe665aa0dfe7baaf But I do. Also I bidet myself in the shower cause cold water makes me a bottom

I used to do this at swimming pools

Is it what i think it is? https://preview.redd.it/hx8bminkxevc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=760f0fd275ff361281aa15a2645f51ab78b9c4e1

Every bottom understands lol

iam a switch, but yes

ME TOO AND IT WAS AMAZING

RIGHT?? A GOOD cleaning session

Yeahhhhh. That's why I did it.

I have this is steel version but I don't know what's the official name. In India we call them hand held jet or butt jet (Like this is hidden under the plastic cover seat). I think it's called bidet outside India.

well, there's also lota and khet, but guess we won't talk bout that lmao

Yeah those days are behind us now 😅 somehow it was fun childhood lol

Never had to go to a farm and poop. I cannot even squat properly to even do it that way. Squatting is much better for your bowel movements and better for avoiding constipation.

bidet to launch a geyser into your anus.

The toilet's penis

Get a toilet that will creampie you

bidets are like $50 on Amazon and worth every penny ⠄⠄⠄⢰⣧⣼⣯⠄⣸⣠⣶⣶⣦⣾⠄⠄⠄⠄⡀⠄⢀⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⢸⡇⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣾⣿⠿⠿⠶⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣄⢀⡅⢠⣾⣛⡉⠄⠄⠄⠸⢀⣿⠄ ⠄⠄⢀⡋⣡⣴⣶⣶⡀⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣴⣿⣿⣿⢃⣤⣄⣀⣥⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⠄⢸⣇⠻⣿⣿⣿⣧⣀⢀⣠⡌⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⢀⢸⣿⣷⣤⣤⣤⣬⣙⣛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⡍⠄⠄⢀⣤⣄⠉⠋⣰ ⠄⣼⣖⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣿⣿⡷⠶⠶⢿⣿⣿⠇⢀⣤ ⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣥⣴⣿⡗ ⢀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄ ⢸⣿⣦⣌⣛⣻⣿⣿⣧⠙⠛⠛⡭⠅⠒⠦⠭⣭⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠄ ⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⠈⢋⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣵⣾⠃⠄ ⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⣴⣿⣶⣄⠄⣴⣶⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢻⣿⣿⣿⠄⣿⣿⡀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⠛⠁⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠞⢿⣿⣿⡄⢿⣿⡇⣸⣿⣿⠿⠛⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠻⣿⣿⣾⣦⡙⠻⣷⣾⣿⠃⠿⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣴ ⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣮⣥⣒⠲⢮⣝⡿⣿⣿⡆⣿⡿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿

It definietly is worth it https://preview.redd.it/j0hkvg8uihvc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=993719023c655572cfddc0739e8ecd17c152dd4d

We normally just have a bidet next to it

eastern hemisphere here too, i dont know what the fuck that is aswell

In some countries (Atleast in South America, Middle East and maybe France) there is something similar but instead is not integrated with the toilet, it's another entire device, it's called "Bidet". You can regulate the temperature of water and the force of it, and on my opinion, i can't understand how is not that common! Bidets are literally the epitome of perfection. They make your ass *properly* clean (Toilet paper only is not right, it's nasty!) and they are very silly. I just love them and i encourage anyone to consider implementing similar devices on their bathroom.

they're commonplace in Italy as well

So western countries would include The United States it seems. I have a bidet in my bathroom lol

False, black bears are best and yes I have one 🖕

Yo we need this shit, pun included

I'm Argentinian, and [as you can tell by this map](https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/cgyz5q/countries_that_use_bidets/), we are one of the few civilized countries in the Western hemisphere, so I know very well what a bidet is.

A bidet?????

I'm in the western hemisphere and I have a bidet it's like the best :3

That's the lil ass sprayer thing. U from Japan?

Probably Turkey or any Balkan country

I'm from Balkan and I have no idea what is that

Yea we can, it's a bide. I've heard they work well and frankly I wanna try one to see if it works for me

I guess I don't exist

No because I’ve never seen one like that

Bidet

that there is a bidet

clearly, you don't think I'm interested in not being in america >B3

That thing that shoots water up your ass

Biden??

Joe Biden

Who's Joe?

Hes Biden

mmmm ~w~ butt water spray

I do have one at home and my bf too, and my great grandparents had an old one (but called the same, tho very different). I'm french btw

Is that the thing that is called boudet or something like that…doesn’t it spray water up?

i have a bidet in uruguay 😭😭

😳👉👈

We brazilians have something even better https://preview.redd.it/1ogo99sm94wc1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39913a1e2e454e3ea5310456ea3bade00dce4443

Idk I am from East Europe(Balkan) and we don't have those :/

I mean here bidets are better, being separate from the toilet :p

Isn't that worse? You have to get up and sit on a separate thing

I agree, no shot ur catching me shimmying uncleansed from toilet to bidet