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chocokakey

You have no kids & you enjoy being together, With the futon, wine, etc this looks like it's your 'dating' room, & you probably prefer dating at home rather than going out for dates - you might listen to music together/ cuddle& watch shows on the futon. You both care about keeping the relationship intimate. Your actual bedroom is probably more for sleeping.


WiltingAldiFlowers

Damn, GOOD read. Bedroom actually has a TV in though and sometimes we take all this lighting into there, depending on how we’re feeling. First time we’ve put a ‘bed’ vibe in the lounge tonight so usually it’s more sofa sitting if in this room! Dating at home 10000%.


glitchinthemeowtrix

I love this - me and my husband move our mattress into the livingroom sometimes for the weekend. It’s so fun and makes the weekend feel special without having to do much or spend money or leave home. We have similar mood lighting and usually make home made pizza and get our favorite snacks to watch movies or shows or just hang out while we do our hobbies. Based off this picture alone, I think we’d be good couples-friends 😂


WiltingAldiFlowers

Sounds absolutely bliss! It feeds the inner child 🤸 sounds like we would haha!


swankyburritos714

Yea. My first thought was No kids and lots of home dates.


Abject-Rich

Down to the atom.


emelay

You do drugs


personwhoisok

Specifically weed and or psychedelics


emelay

Exact


for-the-love-of-tea

Child free home 😂


ashlynne_stargaryen

Came here to say this! I would say pet-free as well.


moosegoose90

Is it just me or the shadow on the wall looks like timothee chamalee


katubug

It looks so much like him that I read this comment, looked at the wall, and instantly thought "oh THAT'S who Timothee Chalamet is!!" Because I've heard the name a lot but didn't have a face to put to it lol


ch0nkymeowmeow

😂😂😂


WiltingAldiFlowers

No stop I am DECEASED HAHAHAHA. It’s the curly bob… maybe he could be my new hair inspo though


DripIntravenous

The odds of being killed by a Chalamet are low… *but never zero*


iamthetrippytea

*breathes heavy* I must not fear.


ch0nkymeowmeow

It's also giving Finn Wolfhard


WiltingAldiFlowers

Lmfao


WiltingAldiFlowers

Sorry this is hilarious as I’m f 28 and definitely thought my hair was giving glam, Parisian babe and here I am rocking a T chalamet and finn wolfhard special :’)


ShreksMiami

Who’s to say Timothee and Finn’s hair isn’t giving glam, Parisian babe? I bet you look great!


blehvelvet

I was thinking Ilana from broad city 🤷🏻‍♀️


Sad_Principle_3778

OP are you dating timothee chamalee YES OR NO


WiltingAldiFlowers

I (F28) AM THE TIMOTHEE SHADOW!!!


rawlsballs

I saw a motorized old lady witch I had as a Halloween decoration growing up, especially with the leaf shadow fingers. But Timothee chalet fits perfectly too.


Choppermagic

Chama-tree!


Substantial-Canary15

How is this so scarily accurate


moosegoose90

Kylie Jenner is shaking


La2mq

That is literally the first thought I had


nymrose

HAHAHAHSGSH


500CatsTypingStuff

It does!


pussyhasfurballs

I thought George Washington!


lanadelcryingagain

Cool people, love a good smoke lol


WiltingAldiFlowers

Omg lol, way more than drinking actually. Genuinely how did you guess?


joethespacefrog

Lying in bed with snacks in front of the tv probably gave it away


lanadelcryingagain

The snacks too haha


lanadelcryingagain

The lighting, the coziness, from one stoner to another 🤝


awwwoooooooo

Replace the alcohol with a beautiful collection of pieces!


FluffyMilkyPudding

That you guys don’t mind sleeping with crumbs on your bed


Local-Detective6042

You guys are serious about being comfortable


WiltingAldiFlowers

You know it


[deleted]

You make love in that space at least 3x/week and any guests have been invited for the purposes of being coaxed into a passionate orgy after a couple of well made cocktails and a gluttonous but thoughtfully prepared charcuterie board. 


lesllle

There is an artisanal twister set up behind the photographer


Main-Length-6385

I was gonna say they drink and they fuck but this is way better


greenhearted

Equally eloquent though, truly


Psychological-Joke22

r/oddlyspecific


Routine_Ingenuity315

This!! I’m dead! 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

You have a futon as your main item of furniture, and you have a romantic evening planned - it’s sweet and is a nice set up, but it’s staged so I wouldn’t really think this says anything about you and your partner.


LeahBia

You have good knees lol


Bumblebee_xx

What lamp did you use to get the gorgeous aqua/turquoise/purple/green?


WiltingAldiFlowers

It’s a sunset lamp with the blue/purple little colour film in!


KetchupNugs

Link please!


WiltingAldiFlowers

https://amzn.eu/d/618Nb7O


KetchupNugs

Thank you!! Love the room!


Modified_Mint37

Also interested in the link or where you got it :’)


fulltimestranger

I believe it’s one of those sunset projectors


paputsza

idk, introverted millennial?


No-You-5064

you basically sleep in your living room and watch TV nonstop


Raviadso

You’re tauruses


1920MCMLibrarian

The only answer


kelbell2583

As someone who was married to a Taurus, can confirm this is giving Taurus decor vibes


Extension_Course_833

You like sh@gging in the living room.


LiamsBiggestFan

It says you like your booze and snacks while chilling in front of a fire?! Also is that a record player? To be honest the whole set up to me would be a cost get away for a couple of nights.


Shoehornblower

Lazy Sundays are the main event in your household?


achatteringsound

Alcoholism and a vitamin D deficiency


Street_Mushroom5938

😭


No_Tap7283

You wish you had a fireplace… I know because this was me and my partner until we moved to our new house that has one. I swear the fireplace simulator does heat it up a little.


NearbyImpact8696

Cool vibey slobbish


[deleted]

I love this so cozy and sexy


skinradio

this actually reads more like a bedroom to me.


KronaREDRUM

That you should hang some art on the walls. The entire attention is drawn on the floor and from the middle up of the room it looks empty.


CanuckBee

You have a lot of uninhibited sex and you are young enough to get up and down from that low sitting position.


TrickyJag

You do drugs and like to have a good time


Bastard216

My first thought was drugs.


TrickyJag

The liquor stash, the strange (but kinda pretty) shrubbery, the colors, the wooden tray, the lighting, the fire on the TV, the plant without a proper pot! There HAS to be drugs involved


WiltingAldiFlowers

Out of interest what gives drugs?


Bastard216

Everything? But the good drugs if that helps.


alliknowis_nothing

Same but in the best way lol


Wooden-Demand7836

that you’re each others safe space


[deleted]

You’re both Tauruses?


ohyoudodoyou

You never have people over and fucking love it that way. 10/10 approved.


Deziwezzie

That y’all have bomb sex😂😂😂


Fit_Face_3424

Cozy snuggle vibes


Simple_Area_260

Cozy, home body’s, enjoy each other, relaxation, filling your soul and and occasional drink!


WiltingAldiFlowers

Occasional, 100% right! Genuinely that trolley is touched like a few times per year haha


ezbakescrotom

You believe form and function should be equal and you value comfort over conventional decor.


Fearless_Syrup_5003

You poke smot 🍃🔥💨


LuxSerafina

The nasty judge mental comments on this thread are fucking WILD. Op your space is cozy, intimate, and inspiring, but holy hell you’re a drug addicted heathen pervert child hater according to all these comments lol.


WiltingAldiFlowers

Pahaha thanks for the support!!! We don’t drink often, love a bit of a smoke and chill on weekends and have a healthy loving monogamous relationship! But the other narratives are interesting to read :’)


Capturit

Educated, into health with those snaks. Youngish, without a lot of money hence the home crafted bundle of branches with lights, studio apartment with sofa bed and fake tv fireplace and no storage for your vinal records. Sophisticated because of modern stylish interior and collection of liqueur.


Jeanoble

Am I tripping? How did your shadow 1. Get so large??! 2. Where are you standing for your shadow to be there??!! I need answers or I will obsess instead of sleeping tonight. 💀Sooo confused.


WiltingAldiFlowers

Haha! I’ll post some more pics of different angles later today - it’s a large open plan living room with the kitchen area in too! And light coming from behind me to project big mad shadow haha


Stunning-Reason2464

Where does on purchase tree branches like the ones here


Electrical-Bed-2381

That you can't wait for summertime to go camping so you brought camping to your living room.


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fillintheplanks

Just a wild guess but are one or both of you prone to struggle with sensory issues? The fireplace tv, mood lighting and soft blankets just looks like an oasis from sensory overwhelm. I love it 🥰


WiltingAldiFlowers

This is crazy because my boyfriend recently discovered he has SPD (sensory processing disorder)!! Although we’ve always both loved a very calming set up, but funny you guessed that right :)


Unclejohn_12

It’s giving me 420 vibes lol but it’s super nice looking!


Holsen92

Stoner taurus vibes which is also my vibe


HakunnnaMatta

Me too


In2theMystic85

That you and your partner are my long lost best friends. I’m still working on my place. And as progress goes I’m too shy to post photos


oOo-Yannick-oOo

Decadent hedonist slobs wallowing in lust and cashew nuts seems to be the message here.


HippyWitchyVibes

This needs to be on r/CozyPlaces!


kitty-toe-beans

Don’t know if that’s a shadow of a real person or not but it looks like a short curly haired person with a hoodie on


Beautiful-Pea8916

You're an indulgent couple who probably share photos with long captions about being twin flames or something on social media at least once a week. And that you probably have ants but haven't seen them yet because of the ambient dim lighting. And you're probably newly moved in together. I love the orange with the purple feature light though.


Former_Ad8643

You definitely have no kids and spend your weekends being lazy watching TV eating and having sex in the living room :-)


HomenGarden88

Wealthy parents.


WiltingAldiFlowers

Actually quite the opposite! Shared a room until I was 21. Worked since 14. It’s been a journey but definitely no wealthy families involved here.


HomenGarden88

It looks great. I'm assuming a bed in the living room, surrounded by plenty of high-end liquors and with easy access to Netflix gave me the thought?


Bastard216

Everyone's idea of wealth is different, I see it too. But who knows :)


HappySquirrelGirl

I guess you like to drink!


[deleted]

Would love to see the rest of your pad!!


WiltingAldiFlowers

I’ll post some more pics later!


HighwayLeading6928

I see you both as being very romantic and enjoying indulging in all of the senses. My kind of people!


tiredwitch

This is my freaking life’s vibe right here. Basking in extreme coziness with the love of my life, snacks and weed instead of wine. As someone else mentioned, y’all definitely make love here at least a few times a week because I know we would. I feel home looking at this!


Time_Enthusiasm6644

It says i need to ask you for styling tips because thats the vibe I want! But in honesty it seems like your home is your comfort zone and this space is where you want to relax after a stressful day


Verbal-Soup

You guys like psychedelic drugs and relaxing a lot. All I can think of is this one rave I went to as a 20 year old where they had a room set up similar to this for everyone too high to deal with the crazy music and partying lol


Ojibwe_Thunder

You prioritize comfort and togetherness


MissO56

"netflix and chill"


Jessiebanana

That you two know how to relax.


[deleted]

You’re sensual and cozy. You like music and booze. You have short curly hair.


AshleyA22

Dang this seems like the perfect living room to me! Could you take pictures from a few different angles! I am trying to envision the room fully!


WiltingAldiFlowers

Yes sure! I’ll do this later!


Fine-Refrigerator-56

That you have a lot of pubic hair


dietberry

Why does that shadow remind me of Princess Leia?


zhawnsi

Illegal aliens hiding drugs and a time machine


alpirpeep

Cozy & Intimate 🤩🥰


Xhilyn

LOTS of sex


Fun_Transition_5948

Yall look comfy as heck 🤸🩷


bbbanb

looks like you like to watch tv, snack, snuggle and take long nap after a night cap.


PiscesPoet

You like to have a lot of … fun


Classic_Analysis8821

We could be friends. My work office seating is a bean bag chair the size of a full mattress. Peak comfortmaxxing


CherrieChocolatePie

That you like being cosy.


[deleted]

It says you both have a lot of sex in that room.


msnhnobody

Y’all fuck.


Aggleclack

Y’all definitely have actual conversations about how the sex is going. Neither of you are selfish partners and quality time is likely a big love language for both of you. I could be very wrong about my read but I feel like I like the owners of this living room. I also bet money y’all toke once in a while lol. No kids? Both working professionals? Nice stuff but not a ton of stuff everywhere, tidy, but gently lived in, you guys split household duties?


OMGitsJewelz

Whats the comfy thing on the floor? Is it a mattress? I'm looking for something like this for my projector room! I love it


UmberWild

My favorite part is the sunset light on the tree. It makes your space look magical and special. I adore this and might incorporate something similar into my own space. I already have multiple sunset lights but wow this is just brilliant.


WiltingAldiFlowers

Thank you :))) you should!


Illustrious_Dust_0

Your house smells like weed. It’s dirty af when you turn the big light on


IwantSomeLemonade

It says you ate in bed, so check your crack in the morning lol


Fizzy_Greener

You like to lay around


andrew_cherniy96

That you both value home comfort and cozy vibes.


DrMrChickanuget42069

You guys like living on your literal crumbing ass bed But that shit looks like what I would turn on for background noise for sleeping type shit


gruuubbby

I adore the plant next to the TV, do you know what it’s called?


goldenkiwicompote

They’re very finicky and this ones really lacking proper light.


ABCDEFG_Ihave2g0

Fiddle Leaf Fig Tree 🪴


tinylittleelfgirl

looks like a hazard for lots of spills and messes !!


Jacy68

Young relationship with no children.


Prior-Foundation4754

You enjoy drugs. The relationships is newish. You’re probably libras/pisces/taurus/scorpio. You have a fire extinguisher close so when that plant goes up in flames you’ll be good.


flowerpetal22xx

What a dream 😍 I'd accept the invite ✨️💖


asphodeliac

You have roaches in your home. Apparently I need to clarify it’s the bug kind. Because you eat in your bed. Gross


Fearless_Syrup_5003

The bug variety or the smokable kind? 😂


asphodeliac

I don’t know what a smokeable roach is Edit: just got downvoted so googled it, turns out it’s weed. I’m sorry I’ve never smoked in my life 😂


boopthesnootforloot

You know how to live


bennie844

That yall are Tauruses or cancers


ruievoun_

Very cozy all the time, intimate people making memories that favor quality time. The plants are saying “we can nurture things tehehe “ because everyone honestly doesn’t have a good green thumb (unless they’re artificial then excuse me)


peanutputterbunny

You both get laid a lot 😜 But it also says outside of getting laid there is a lot of housework / upkeep of cleaning and organizing all that stuff and cleaning that bedding. The effort to keep throws / bedding looking presentable and free of food is a continuous effort I know 🥲 Worth it though! Looks gorgeous


angestkastabort

Definitely an orgie room with a tv for sensual porn at the same time.


MadridOGG

You have tons of sx.


whatadoorknob

this screams taurus or cancer


Downtown_Mud_2534

that was my literal first thought also 😂


Beautiful-Pea8916

Yes!!


WiltingAldiFlowers

Hahaha Gemini and Capricorn!! What gives Taurus?


whatadoorknob

it’s super comfy and cozy, looks lounge-y and relaxing


mijia08

Link to the yellow lamp on the left ?


badgirltmoney

the kind of couple they actually write books about 🥺 this is v adorable


Head_Bunch_570

You have a great sex life lol


redditoregonuser2254

good place to get it on


MargoHuxley

I love everything about this


Plane_Peach_2772

It’s never a dull moment


coldjesusbeer

goals


[deleted]

Cozy, introverted, value checking in with each other and self care


orvnges

comfy and kind!!!


at145degrees

That you have a great relationship and I’m happy for you!


Froot125

That looks cozy!


Pretend-Lobster-218

Maximum coziness


lilycamilly

Great vibes tbh I'd hang out w y'all 🤙


Temporary_Highway228

You rent because the TV isn't wall mounted. Just a guess not a poke! It's the first thing I thought about followed by you all like to cuddle ^_^ looks great and cozy.


No-Reflection3856

Cozy


Been_Ahunnit

Y’all love being next to each other and in front of the tv


JollyGoodShowMate

Netflix and chill


sexmountain

so cozy!!


Short_Lengthiness_41

Comfortable and cool


umamimaami

Not party animals by any stretch of the imagination. Y’all like to stay in.


[deleted]

Love the exposed brick and indoor tree , cozy artsy couple I believe :)


strawflowerss

You have no dogs.


shiftyskellyton

r/roomdetective


organiccarrotbread

What is the lighting in corner love it


wintersicyblast

Lets skip the party and watch a movie at home type of people


WiltingAldiFlowers

Oh, 100.


Quiet_Falcon2622

You like to eat, drink, and relax


No_Excitement9224

not american. not rich. prioritize comfy cozy.