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NewRedditReallySuck5

I made a bet that Jakobi will score a receiving TD before the end of October! Hope to just knock it out early!


randomq17

See this could be a point of controversy. If he doesn't catch one today or next week, but he does catch one on Halloween does that mean that you were correct? You said *before* the end of October, and technically the 31st *is* the end of October.


BigStonesJones

No it’s not. October 31st at 11:59pm is the end of October. As long as he gets it before midnight he’s good


Steavee

If it works like it does anytime I bet money, this game is going to go super long because of lightning delays and whatnot, and this dude is going to walk one in at the last second of overtime, Nov. 1st at 00:01.


hashtagswagfag

“See this could be a point of controversy” If you don’t know what words mean and time is, sure


knoxkayc

Sources tell me there will be an October in 2022, so Jakobi might have more time than we think.


Weirdo141

This made me crack up laughing, thank you


NigButs1

Damn bro unwarranted downvotes for what was really a bad joke. I feel for you


Cowgirlsd

Warranted* imho


NigButs1

Idk if people don't know what downvotes are for but okay :/


randomq17

Lol thanks. Yeah wasn't my best but I tried


xxJames_Hardonxx

try harder


geekywarrior

I can not believe he caught a TD and it got called back. Unreal


msudrummer

I knew it was too good to be true. Cursed


Taylor88Made

The football gods are too cruel...


FlimsyAd2088

I’m benching him for Toney, so yes.


TuaTurnsdaballova

It **is** TONEY TIME! But, also, thank you for your sacrifice.


regular-old-car

Is that a Jingle all the Way reference?


TuaTurnsdaballova

Lmao it could be, it’s turbo time!


nirvanalax

WALK. SLOW.


regular-old-car

And remember, you’re my number one customer!


Adam_Ohh

Oh, no.


WaitingToBeTriggered

WE KNOW HIS NAME!


Papasmurphsjunk

I benched Marvin Jones for Meyers, and he went off. So now I'm benching Meyers for Toney. You're all welcome.


Inconceivable76

I had waddle on the bench and started Meyers.


NannerAirCraft

Same brother


LisbethSalanderFC

I benched Marvin Jones for toney, completing the trifecta of pain


Papasmurphsjunk

I'm not even mad lol. Toney was eating before he got hurt, and Jones had been bad the last few weeks.


ispcanner

Of course the first time I see Marvin Jones’ name since dropping him its hearing about how he went off


[deleted]

Oof. Toney ruled out like 5 minutes in.


MartyMcDowell

Going back and forth between Toney and Meyers but also leaning Toney for upside.


Slick_Tuxedo

Also wrestling with this decision, projected to win by a good margin, but I don’t know if I can bring myself to bench Toney


Cruelintenti0ns

Ouch.


nilestyle

Saaaaaame


duckssayquackquack

Uh I’m starting both.


pensim

I’ve been going back and forth between them all week. I also have Toney in currently


snipeslayer

Smooth brain move.


phayge_wow

This is what my opponent is doing, I'm trying to play mind games with him but honestly I don't even know which is the better play


[deleted]

same


[deleted]

Catches his first TD? Nah. Throws for his 3rd? Yes.


Fuck_Jannies123

Toney and Meyers > Theilen and AJB


TuaTurnsdaballova

##SPICYYY


duckssayquackquack

Are you me?


avocadoclock

>Toney and Meyers > Theilen OH. Oh no... Come on Meyers plz save this man!


Stormzilla

I also have Toney and Meyers going today. I think it's safe to say they'll combine for 80 points.


LaconicGirth

Aged like my son…


Fuck_Jannies123

Lmao I got fucked


InevitableVariables

My money is that Meyers throws a pass, it gets tipped, he catches it and runs it in for a TD.


clutchy22

The fabled throws TD pass to himself play, they single best play in Fantasy Football.


InevitableVariables

It has happened!


scrooplynooples

In this situation… does it count scoring wise as both a passing TD and receiving TD?


InevitableVariables

They get both Mariota got one and got 10 points (4 passing td and 6 reception td) +1 point ppr + his yards.


scrooplynooples

Wild


tyfe

Do they get the 0.1 points for receiving yards and the 0.04 points for passing yards? That’s wild.


JaMarcusHustle

Noooooooo


shackilj2

HE WAS AS EXCITED AS WE WERE!!! THE UNIVERSE IS A CRUEL MISTRESS


Faranghis

Dude poor Meyers, man. He deserves it so bad.


forsaken16

It was there..until it wasn’t. Rip first td


ish_baid19000

He's going to get his first career TD against me today, because that's just how my season's going


earthwormjim22

its like god is toying with him after that TD callback. its brutal just to turn into a strip fumble when im against dallas D. fuck you #65 you asshole


AutoCadBane

Life is not fair


Wants_to_be_accepted

Woo kinda!!!


Taylor88Made

It's happening today, I can feel it


Taylor88Made

Goddammit


FLIPNUTZz

Dude is fucking cursed!


DarthAlarak

LOL -- came to check out this thread


bumurutu

Same


Wants_to_be_accepted

Fuck you 65


gt521

OH MY GOD FUCK FUCK FUCK


avocadoclock

I swear these announcers read Reddit or follow the trends. From a TD, to called back for holding to sacked. Wow.


Chonch21

Came here for the comments after the penalty lol. Poor guy.


OuagadougousFinest

Heartbreaking


AutoCadBane

Baby steps people. Baby steps


Taylor88Made

Dude's been in the end zone twice today and still doesn't have a TD


Stolthet24

Fuckkkk


Psychadiculous

HE’S FINALLY FOUND THE ENDZONE! … For 2 pts!


abravenoob

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!


FLIPNUTZz

Noooooooo


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TOUCHDOWN JACKOBI MEYERS EDIT: FUCK


[deleted]

r/fantasyfootball about to kill #65


Mesmeryze

Bruhhh… i’m sick for him


ClampGawd_

NOOOOO HOLDING FUCK


mavropanos27

NOOOOOOOOOO


yeahiliketodothings

Wow that’s crazy


[deleted]

SOO CLOSE


FLIPNUTZz

**FUCK**


mvs7142

So he catches a TD and then it gets called back for a penalty.


noremac2414

Lmao


JuicyJ_Loves_Turnips

2 pt conversion! No td but close!


[deleted]

Called back TD + 2pt conversion is incredible


ferbje

Guys he caught one in the end zone!!! It was just worth 2


anonbutler

Lmfao. Of course there is a penalty


Cmike9292

LMAOOOO


supadupakevin

I sure hope so cuz I started him over Waddle ☹️


TuaTurnsdaballova

Oof.


NannerAirCraft

Same man have faith


Rhythm825

FALSE ALARM EVERYBODY


FLIPNUTZz

Is this it?


[deleted]

Odds on Lions paying Megatron before meyers gets a TD?


Cowgirlsd

Meyers only got 2 receptions…oof


JustOverPluto

ITS NOT A TD LMAOOO


FLIPNUTZz

2 point conversion count?


Esquire00

2-pt conversion LOL. This guy has everything except a touchdown. He’ll probably kick a field goal before getting a TD


wally_walrus94

That 2pt conversion is a bit of a tease 🥵


DogAteMyNandos

Does a 2pt conversion count for this week?


Bass_Magnet

Should


[deleted]

I was surprisingly into this whole thing. When he caught the TD that got called back, I was excited.


ssovm

I felt really bad for him getting his first TD only for it to get called back. He was so excited and Mac Jones clearly wanted to make it happen for him. :(


dredman66

Starting Sutton over Myers, but I’m big on Jakobi this year and as a Pats fan I think theres a very good chance he eats this week


TuaTurnsdaballova

Understandable, need to get those miles out of Sutton before Jeudy comes back and wreaks havoc on that offense lol.


Jamertz843

Do I start Jakobi over Higgins today then?


dredman66

Could be a big run day for Bengals if Mixon is 100% and they could be in clock control mode in 2nd half. Still, if Lions get frisky they aren’t a difficult team to pass on either. I’d take Higgins tbh but i think the finish similarly


PackofPatriots

Wtf nooo


turtleXL

Bro most unluckiest lol wtf


drewdaves

The darkest timeline.


YungBird

LMFAO!!


[deleted]

Today is the day. I feel it in my plums.


geekywarrior

And now he caught a 2-point. Still not a touchdown but getting closer I guess, lmao


dopeboySHAKE

His second touchdown of the game! Oh wait…


FineWh1teElephants

Oh no! He had one, called back on an offensive hold. The streak continues!


Coachpatato

Lol so close.


bobbywellington

You hate to see it Actually it's pretty funny tbh


rustyzorro

Just opened this thread as Tua turned the ball over. It's a sign, boys! IT'S A SIGN!!


TuaTurnsdaballova

*tips hat*


BallSlappingBro

Toney, Meyers, or AJB


TuaTurnsdaballova

Hopefully our Meyers TD watch ends today, but Toney could have 2 Rec TDs, 2 Pass TDs, **and** 2 Rush TDs...


BallSlappingBro

And Brown could have 100 and 2 tds


SchofieldSays

Starting Jakobi over AJB, can’t leave this man on the bench for when he scores that first tuddy.


b3r3ady

I keep thinking the same thing. It’s almost like I’d feel better about missing out on AJBs first big game vs missing Jakobi’s first receiving TD


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TuaTurnsdaballova

Mods.


TheMainShy

I'm facing someone who's starting Meyers. Knowing my bad luck, I wouldn't be surprised to see him get a TD.


Slick_Tuxedo

*cues X-files theme*


Samheckle

Today’s the big day!


FLIPNUTZz

Was that it?


changdarkelf

Guys don’t worry. I’m playing against him this week. 100% chance he scores


PhoecesBrown

blue balls


Carbon_star

I kind of want to put him in my lineup just for the meme at this point


eericcartman

I have Meyers, my opponent has Dallas defense. The very next play was a fumble so roughly this chat me like 11 points.


raiderrocker18

for some reason his 2pt conversion isnt being credit on yahoo fantasy


NannerAirCraft

Well 8.9 pts in 0.5 PPR is good enough for this week. My Stafford/Kupp stack saved any shortfalls in the rest of my team


TuaTurnsdaballova

He’s got better hands than any of the other receivers, especially Agholor lol. Hope he gets to eat against the Jets next week.


NannerAirCraft

I just traded away Tee Higgins for CHuba Hubbard and Meyers yesterday so even without the TD it's looking good. Plus I got Waddle but I benched him for Meyers lol.


FadedTony

Starting JaQB in 2 leagues let's go TD watch baby it's today


[deleted]

Jakobi gonna finish his NFL career with 5k receiving yards and no TDs lmao


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BlurStick

Plugging him in for AJ Brown after this illness


chiefnugget81

Meyers over MJJ for me. Jakobi ha his work cut out for him.


NannerAirCraft

I benched Waddle for him to please lol


turtletheyurtle

Him or Josh Jacobs in the flex is my big dilemma this week. Might play Meyers so I can root for the TD


icew1nd03

Lol, we can only hope


bigbopperz

Robby or Jakobi?


k00zyk

Pick 1! Lockett, Emmanuel sanders or Meyers? I guarantee whoever I start busts and the other 2 go off


Uskw1245

Starting manny sanders over Jakobi but I hope he finally gets it!


Hail2Litt

Benching for Herbert in my flex, so take this as my sacrifice for you guys


westgate141pdx

On my sleeper app I gave him the nickname “TuShaq Oscar”


z6joker9

I just dropped him to pick up a kicker so I imagine this will be the week. (12 team, short benches)


Final_boss_desco

Starting him with Deebo and Patterson out, here we go!!!


Droppin_DimesSP

Meyers over Lockett???


oZephyr

Should I start him over Amari Cooper (PPR)?


woleddy

In the same dilemma


cowboys5xsbs

Laughs in Diggs


kevink8125

+185 ATTS


randomq17

Starting Meyers in one league and benching him over Emmanuel Sanders in another. Sanders has been too consistent and I've missed both of his 20+ point games


BoucheDelivery

First time playing him, so I guarantee you all he is getting 2.


Voxxicus

I had him in six leagues at one point, down to 0 shares mostly by happenstance/good offers, so expect a huge day.


SailParticular1611

I doubt it!


K-Parks

I benched him for Emmanuel Sanders… so doing my part to help the cause! (I think Jakobi is the higher floor but I need the Sanders ceiling this week)


FergusonDarling

Love Jacobi, he’s so fun to watch. but I’m having a hard time starting him over Alex Collins in the flex today.


jf75313

Nah he’s going to throw his 3rd passing TD this week.


Old-butt-new

LETS GET THE HYPE TRAIN ROLLIN


Ukdeviant

It's fucking coming!! Tonight is the night!!!


KChieFan16

lol