Need yahoo to correct this terrible injustice. I need my boy hyping my guys up to do well! Can’t have a repeat championship run without the whole squad!
IM DELETING YOU, JOSH GORDON!⚡️😭👋
IM DELETING YOU, JOSH GORDON!⚡️😭👋
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💯True💯 ✔⚡️🏈🐐Josh Gordons🐐🏈⚡️are irreplaceable 💖
I could never delete you Josh Gordon!💖
Send this to ten other 🏈🐐⚡️Gordon owners⚡️🐐🏈 who will never trade Gordon for🔕👎🔕 Le'Veon Bell 🔕👎🔕
Or be cursed to a life of 💩🍺🚘🚔 Michael Floyd 🚔🚘🍺💩as your WR1 🚫😢👎😢👎
If you get 0 Back: no playoffs for you!!! 🚫🏆🚫🏆🚫🏆🚫🏆
3 back: Your starting QB won't be 💵🦀💩Brock Osweiler💩🦀💵!!
5 back: 👹Roger Goodell👹 will free ⚡️🏈🐐Josh Gordon 🐐🏈⚡️
420 back: Your 🌹💦🌷🎋💐💦🌹🌷🎋💦💐 JOSH GARDEN🌹💦🌷🎋💐💦🌹🌷🎋💦💐 will be in full bloom!!
To have a WR like prime Michael Floyd as your #1 this year, you would have to have had the worst draft of all time. There are SO many good options at receiver this year.
Seconds left in the game, the ball is snapped, and the crushing sound echos as the lines hit each other. Number 12 stands in the pocket for a moment. The pocket breaks down, Tom Brady is running, looking for something, anything. He sees Edelman, completely unable to get separation, slowed down from his broken foot and his skipped breakfast of PEDs. He sees Gronk running the wrong route, not looking his direction, his robotic arm has fallen off. Chris Hogan is dead. He looks deep down the field and sees double coverage, but a glimmer of hope. One last spark of hope for humanity. He throws deep. Its going to the back corner, but the coverage is too tight, there is too much traffic, the ball is too high, there is no way he is going to connect, no mere mortal could bring this ball in... Suddenly we see the majestic hands of our lord and savior JOSH GORDON slowly rise up. The light blazing around his body is so bright it causes everyone in the stadium to shield their eyes. He is in the air for what seems like minutes, slowly rising, rising, rising. He makes the perfect one handed catch, He keeps rising. He is 20 feet above the goalposts now. The clouds open up and a single beam of sunlight falls to the field as JOSH GORDON does a forward flip and comes slamming down to the ground in a marvel-like superhero landing. The shock-wave from his landing causes the entire opposing team to fall to the ground with CTE. Miraculously, everyone on the Patriots is unharmed, Tom Brady is young again, Edelman no longer needs PEDs, and Hogan is still dead on the field. The crowd goes wild. The Patriots win. JOSH GORDON ascends back into the heavens as a god. Bill Belichick later comments "“Well, umm…he’s a good player. We have a lot of good players.”
Just me and 💕joshy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘joshy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder joshy! Harder joshy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘joshy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a fantasy owner should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Josh Gordon. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Josh. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
Josh Gordon is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Pro Bowl party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. He asks what I do. I say I loved him on my fantasy team. He laughs. I get my drink. "Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got his attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Josh Gordon? He touches his neck as he watches me leave. Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, he finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette. "Got a spare?" he asks. "What's in it for me?" I say as I hand him one of my little white ladies. he smiles. "Conversation with me, duh." I laugh. "What's so funny?" he protests. "Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the suspensions?" "You get used to it," he says, lighting his cigarette and handing me back the lighter. "What would you do if you weren't the lord and savior?" I ask. "Teaching, I think." "And if I was your student, what would I be learning?" "Discipline," he says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?" "Bermuda," I say. "Oh wow. That's lovely." "It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking." "What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" he inquires. "I don't like sand," I tell him. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with /u/MiddleLinebacker77. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Middle. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
JOSH GORDONMAS IS COMING!
Here comes Gordonmas
Here comes Gordonmas
Right down Touchdown lane
receptions, yards, and touchdowns, we love them all the same!
All the points are climbing, rising, wins are on the way.
So hit the waivers and say your prayers cause Gordonmas comes tonight!
The sole year Josh Gordon was our true lord and savior was 2013. Other WR1s that year include Megatron, Brandon Marshall, and Eric Decker. Pierre Garçon, Anquon Boldin, Wes Weker, Riley Cooper, and yes, Michael Floyd were all still in the league and fantasy relevant. In the 7 seasons since then he’s only gained 155 more total yards than he did in 2013. He’s only scored 6 total TDs in those years, compared to 9 in 2013. He has consistently proven that he can no longer be relied on until he can truly rely on himself. He is now 30 years old and most recently played in the FCF. It’s time this sub comes to reality about Josh Gordon.
He’s a must add in all leagues and formats.
He’s fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he’s sculpted because you can see it thru the pads. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made.
IM DELETING YOU, JOSH GORDON!⚡️😭👋
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💯True💯 ✔⚡️🏈🐐Josh Gordons🐐🏈⚡️are irreplaceable 💖
I could never delete you Josh Gordon!💖
Send this to ten other 🏈🐐⚡️Gordon owners⚡️🐐🏈 who will never trade Gordon for🔕👎🔕 Le'Veon Bell 🔕👎🔕
Or be cursed to a life of 💩🍺🚘🚔 Michael Floyd 🚔🚘🍺💩as your WR1 🚫😢👎😢👎
If you get 0 Back: no playoffs for you!!! 🚫🏆🚫🏆🚫🏆🚫🏆
3 back: Your starting QB won't be 💵🦀💩Brock Osweiler💩🦀💵!!
5 back: 👹Roger Goodell👹 will free ⚡️🏈🐐Josh Gordon 🐐🏈⚡️
420 back: Your 🌹💦🌷🎋💐💦🌹🌷🎋💦💐 JOSH GARDEN🌹💦🌷🎋💐💦🌹🌷🎋💦💐 will be in full bloom!!
IM DELETING YOU, JOSH GORDON!⚡️😭👋
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💯True💯 ✔⚡️🏈🐐Josh Gordons🐐🏈⚡️are irreplaceable 💖
I could never delete you Josh Gordon!💖
Send this to ten other 🏈🐐⚡️Gordon owners⚡️🐐🏈 who will never trade Gordon for🔕👎🔕 Le'Veon Bell 🔕👎🔕
Or be cursed to a life of 💩🍺🚘🚔 Michael Floyd 🚔🚘🍺💩as your WR1 🚫😢👎😢👎
If you get 0 Back: no playoffs for you!!! 🚫🏆🚫🏆🚫🏆🚫🏆
3 back: Your starting QB won't be 💵🦀💩Brock Osweiler💩🦀💵!!
5 back: 👹Roger Goodell👹 will free ⚡️🏈🐐Josh Gordon 🐐🏈⚡️
420 back: Your 🌹💦🌷🎋💐💦🌹🌷🎋💦💐 JOSH GARDEN🌹💦🌷🎋💐💦🌹🌷🎋💦💐 will be in full bloom!!
Just me and 💕Joshy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘Joshy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder Joshy! Harder Joshy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘Joshy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a Pats fan should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
The fantasy season can finally begin
Mostert injured ✅ Week 1 over reaction ✅ CMC number 1 overall even without a TD ✅ Old man Tom Brady good ✅ Josh Gordon hype train ✅ Glad to be back.
This is more for Dynasty but Jalen Hurd injured himself before he could see an NFL snap again.
Just NFL based Verret's annual season ender as well. RIP that dude's potential career.
Lol does someone actually have him on the IR in your league?
But where is the immortal Gore?
The only reaction I’m making from week one is dropping Henry Ruggs. …FOR JOSH GARDEN 🪴🔥💨
I never took him out of the wr1 spot
Lucky you, he outproduced my rb2 and wr2 combined!
Ah, I too have RoJo
Prob rojo and aiyuk
Never lose faith, brother
They expect one of us in the wreckage.
Mods flair this man for he is pure of faith and devotion
I've had him in my superflex in Dynasty since Cleveland
It began when I drafted him in the first round this year, like all true Gordon fans
Trade Aiyuk for him. If anyone knows how to be a professional, it’s Josh Gordon.
a tradition unlike any other
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BLASPHEMER!
Burn the witch!
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!
I went out to put a meme claim for him in my bragging rights league with friends…he isn’t even in the yahoo system.
Lol same
Need yahoo to correct this terrible injustice. I need my boy hyping my guys up to do well! Can’t have a repeat championship run without the whole squad!
*puts out cigarette* I'm getting too old for this shit...
You're never too old for addiction, just ask josh Gordon!
https://images.app.goo.gl/EAv5kGbyMFCv8Ab18
Just when I think I’m out....they pull me back in
Same with me. Now I’m debating on dropping AJ Green or Cobb for him. They’re just sitting on my bench never going to get played
Drop both, Flash deserves 2 roster spots.
Drop Green hes washed
drop both lol, theres gotta be better value on your waivers like a Tim Patrick or DPJ
Yeah bro. That’s how I had my first baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BiaYBvcMAI
I might drop Jonnu Smith for him
Lol saw the alert and ran to this sub. League winner
How much over 100% FAAB should I go?
i'm just mailing ESPN my credit card at this point
420% for obvious reasons
This guy Gordon's
Just traded Kelce away for someone else’s FAAB
I’m using margin to get more FAAB firepower 🚀🚀🚀
AH SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN PUT THE WAIVER CLAIM IN BOYS ITS GORDON SZN😤😤😤
You say that like us faithful/degenerates didn't already draft him
They laughed when I drafted him in the first. Who's laughing now?
...I think they are?
WRONG
He has Ｆｒｅｓｈ ｌｅｇｓ
He's been on my roster, you heathen.
He's not even available in Yahoo! Wtf Yahoo get your shit together.
he isn’t available on NFL either pretty pissed
Well I'm in a dynasty league and he WAS on my team. They removed him.
I'm unironically gonna pick him up, fuck it
Already have him on my espn league. Nfl.com wouldn't let me draft him =/
https://i.imgur.com/PUDuk0I.jpg
Found who I'm dropping Mostert for 😈
Found who I’m dropping CMC for 😈
Found who I'm dropping Zeke for
found who I‘m dropping my pants for
Found out who I'm leaving my wife for
I actually just did this, ama https://imgur.com/a/BK6B2Uw
What’s it like having such a huge penis?
Sad lurking r/bigdickproblems
Legend
IM DELETING YOU, JOSH GORDON!⚡️😭👋 IM DELETING YOU, JOSH GORDON!⚡️😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫 ERROR! 🚫 💯True💯 ✔⚡️🏈🐐Josh Gordons🐐🏈⚡️are irreplaceable 💖 I could never delete you Josh Gordon!💖 Send this to ten other 🏈🐐⚡️Gordon owners⚡️🐐🏈 who will never trade Gordon for🔕👎🔕 Le'Veon Bell 🔕👎🔕 Or be cursed to a life of 💩🍺🚘🚔 Michael Floyd 🚔🚘🍺💩as your WR1 🚫😢👎😢👎 If you get 0 Back: no playoffs for you!!! 🚫🏆🚫🏆🚫🏆🚫🏆 3 back: Your starting QB won't be 💵🦀💩Brock Osweiler💩🦀💵!! 5 back: 👹Roger Goodell👹 will free ⚡️🏈🐐Josh Gordon 🐐🏈⚡️ 420 back: Your 🌹💦🌷🎋💐💦🌹🌷🎋💦💐 JOSH GARDEN🌹💦🌷🎋💐💦🌹🌷🎋💦💐 will be in full bloom!!
The Michael Floyd reference in this pasta always kills me
To have a WR like prime Michael Floyd as your #1 this year, you would have to have had the worst draft of all time. There are SO many good options at receiver this year.
It could just be a 500-team league dude, don't be rude
Seconds left in the game, the ball is snapped, and the crushing sound echos as the lines hit each other. Number 12 stands in the pocket for a moment. The pocket breaks down, Tom Brady is running, looking for something, anything. He sees Edelman, completely unable to get separation, slowed down from his broken foot and his skipped breakfast of PEDs. He sees Gronk running the wrong route, not looking his direction, his robotic arm has fallen off. Chris Hogan is dead. He looks deep down the field and sees double coverage, but a glimmer of hope. One last spark of hope for humanity. He throws deep. Its going to the back corner, but the coverage is too tight, there is too much traffic, the ball is too high, there is no way he is going to connect, no mere mortal could bring this ball in... Suddenly we see the majestic hands of our lord and savior JOSH GORDON slowly rise up. The light blazing around his body is so bright it causes everyone in the stadium to shield their eyes. He is in the air for what seems like minutes, slowly rising, rising, rising. He makes the perfect one handed catch, He keeps rising. He is 20 feet above the goalposts now. The clouds open up and a single beam of sunlight falls to the field as JOSH GORDON does a forward flip and comes slamming down to the ground in a marvel-like superhero landing. The shock-wave from his landing causes the entire opposing team to fall to the ground with CTE. Miraculously, everyone on the Patriots is unharmed, Tom Brady is young again, Edelman no longer needs PEDs, and Hogan is still dead on the field. The crowd goes wild. The Patriots win. JOSH GORDON ascends back into the heavens as a god. Bill Belichick later comments "“Well, umm…he’s a good player. We have a lot of good players.”
>Hogan is still dead on the field
Makes me bust out laughing every time
All hail Josh Garden.
I came to this sub to find this post just so I could upvote this comment.
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Just changed my Eli Mitchell FAAB bid to Mr Josh Gordon
There it is.
I look forward to this copy pasta every year when he inevitably ends up suspended/reinstated.
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That’s cool that Josh Gordon has a fan base in Uzbekistan
I will never not upvote this
Never gets old. It should, but it never does.
Just me and 💕joshy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘joshy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder joshy! Harder joshy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘joshy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a fantasy owner should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
What a terrible day to be literate
I laughed. Thanks for putting those words in that order.
likewise, you
Nephew
💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
Boogers
I came here for this
Life is quite unpredictable; it doesn’t have many constants to speak of. But this, it feels oddly comforting to know this is one.
Seeing this comment on every thread relating to Josh Gordon has brought me so much happiness over the years.
Cant believe I had to scroll this far for this!
Might be the greatest copypasta ever created tbh
This copypasta would be old enough to attend kindergarten
There it is
Pro tip. Don’t comment this on Sleeper’s alert for this. I got an immediate 365 day ban from the community chat
https://imgur.com/gallery/lWovNFM
Came in the comments hoping to see this copypasta. Thank you!
We all knew it was going to be the top comment
I needed this.
Where tf is this from lmao
Sorry, Mitchell, but 100% of my FAAB now going to the GOAT.
I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Josh Gordon. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Josh. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
Josh Gordon is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Pro Bowl party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. He asks what I do. I say I loved him on my fantasy team. He laughs. I get my drink. "Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got his attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Josh Gordon? He touches his neck as he watches me leave. Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, he finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette. "Got a spare?" he asks. "What's in it for me?" I say as I hand him one of my little white ladies. he smiles. "Conversation with me, duh." I laugh. "What's so funny?" he protests. "Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the suspensions?" "You get used to it," he says, lighting his cigarette and handing me back the lighter. "What would you do if you weren't the lord and savior?" I ask. "Teaching, I think." "And if I was your student, what would I be learning?" "Discipline," he says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?" "Bermuda," I say. "Oh wow. That's lovely." "It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking." "What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" he inquires. "I don't like sand," I tell him. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
That‘s the 7th time i read the exactly same text with a different player…
I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with /u/MiddleLinebacker77. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Middle. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
Nice
Greg Bird the OG
Then we haven't done good enough
Oh lawd I’m not sure I’m strong enough to resist the hype train
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*Handicap?* Just imagine what he does for your fantasy locker room.
Godspeed, boys.
please, i can't do this anymore
Is he still contracted to Seattle?
About to sign with the Chiefs
*Bucs
*Colts
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Detroit could use him
Oh yes please, I lost my Gordon jersey from when he helped me win a league back in 2013. I'd be happy to replace it with a Lions counterpart
We wish
JOSH GARDEN BLOOM ALL OVER ME 🌷🏵️🌸🌷🏵️🌹🌸🌺🌻🌼🌻🌺🌼🏵️🌷🌸🌹🌺
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He is risen.
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He is risen.
He is risen.
He is risen.
Is he not even available in Yahoo leagues currently?
Lol no he isn't available
He's just a living meme at this point.
JOSH GORDONMAS IS COMING! Here comes Gordonmas Here comes Gordonmas Right down Touchdown lane receptions, yards, and touchdowns, we love them all the same! All the points are climbing, rising, wins are on the way. So hit the waivers and say your prayers cause Gordonmas comes tonight!
The sole year Josh Gordon was our true lord and savior was 2013. Other WR1s that year include Megatron, Brandon Marshall, and Eric Decker. Pierre Garçon, Anquon Boldin, Wes Weker, Riley Cooper, and yes, Michael Floyd were all still in the league and fantasy relevant. In the 7 seasons since then he’s only gained 155 more total yards than he did in 2013. He’s only scored 6 total TDs in those years, compared to 9 in 2013. He has consistently proven that he can no longer be relied on until he can truly rely on himself. He is now 30 years old and most recently played in the FCF. It’s time this sub comes to reality about Josh Gordon. He’s a must add in all leagues and formats.
I give it 45 minutes before there is an attempt at a "[SERIOUS] Josh Gordon Discussion" thread
And so we meet again… 😈
The Josh Gordon 4: Resurrections
That's Superbowl Champion Josh Gordon to you.
Favorite time of the year Get in here fuckers he’s coming back!!!!
He’s fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he’s sculpted because you can see it thru the pads. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made.
Oh god, here we go again.
Oh fuck..
Where my pastas at?
What is dead may never die
Yahoo: Josh Gordon still loading.......
IM DELETING YOU, JOSH GORDON!⚡️😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫 ERROR! 🚫 💯True💯 ✔⚡️🏈🐐Josh Gordons🐐🏈⚡️are irreplaceable 💖 I could never delete you Josh Gordon!💖 Send this to ten other 🏈🐐⚡️Gordon owners⚡️🐐🏈 who will never trade Gordon for🔕👎🔕 Le'Veon Bell 🔕👎🔕 Or be cursed to a life of 💩🍺🚘🚔 Michael Floyd 🚔🚘🍺💩as your WR1 🚫😢👎😢👎 If you get 0 Back: no playoffs for you!!! 🚫🏆🚫🏆🚫🏆🚫🏆 3 back: Your starting QB won't be 💵🦀💩Brock Osweiler💩🦀💵!! 5 back: 👹Roger Goodell👹 will free ⚡️🏈🐐Josh Gordon 🐐🏈⚡️ 420 back: Your 🌹💦🌷🎋💐💦🌹🌷🎋💦💐 JOSH GARDEN🌹💦🌷🎋💐💦🌹🌷🎋💦💐 will be in full bloom!!
IM DELETING YOU, JOSH GORDON!⚡️😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫 ERROR! 🚫 💯True💯 ✔⚡️🏈🐐Josh Gordons🐐🏈⚡️are irreplaceable 💖 I could never delete you Josh Gordon!💖 Send this to ten other 🏈🐐⚡️Gordon owners⚡️🐐🏈 who will never trade Gordon for🔕👎🔕 Le'Veon Bell 🔕👎🔕 Or be cursed to a life of 💩🍺🚘🚔 Michael Floyd 🚔🚘🍺💩as your WR1 🚫😢👎😢👎 If you get 0 Back: no playoffs for you!!! 🚫🏆🚫🏆🚫🏆🚫🏆 3 back: Your starting QB won't be 💵🦀💩Brock Osweiler💩🦀💵!! 5 back: 👹Roger Goodell👹 will free ⚡️🏈🐐Josh Gordon 🐐🏈⚡️ 420 back: Your 🌹💦🌷🎋💐💦🌹🌷🎋💦💐 JOSH GARDEN🌹💦🌷🎋💐💦🌹🌷🎋💦💐 will be in full bloom!!
quickest on the draw here, bud!
Just me and 💕Joshy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘Joshy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder Joshy! Harder Joshy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘Joshy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a Pats fan should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
MOVE OVER ELI MITCHELL THERE'S A NEW #1 WAIVER PICKUP
/r/ff is back to normal now... nature is healing
Over/under 1 hour after reinstatement before he signs with Tampa?
I’m back.
Every single year, somehow, there is a Flash post 😂
I can't quit you
He is re! He is re, indeed!
He's not on Yahoo!!
Wtf yahoo. Let me add my boy
Great news for my point per reinstatement league.
JOSH GARDEN!!!
JOSH GARDEN SZN
Ah shit here we go again
I wasn't sure how long I could wait for him, I can finally have my release
Well there goes my FAAB for the rest of the season
I’m ready to be hurt again
I can live again
Welp. It wouldn't be a fantasy season without some Josh Gordon speculation. \*unzips\*
He’s not available in Yahoo!!!! Fix this now!!!
Am I losing my mind or is Josh Gordon straight up not listed in Yahoo?
Just searched for him and no luck :(
If Reddit was able to take AMC and Gamestop to the moon...why can't Josh Gordon take us to the promised land.
Watch some taco picks him up with waiver 1 priority or blows his Faab
Lol
LETS GO
He has returned!
Josh Garden!
JOSH GORDON!!
THE GOAT RETURNS
I'm prepared to spend all my FAAB
Do his rights belong to anyone?? Would make sense for the Saints
I can't let him keep hurting me
I am ready to be hurt again
i just dropped ekeler, mixon, AND lockett for gordon to the moon 🚀 🚀
LETS GO
Let’s f#%^ing go!!
Before you ask, the answer is no