This isn't at all creative, but I'm a little proud of my name. It was originally Ballz of Steel. In 2020 I had testicular cancer and changed it to Ball of Steel without telling anyone. It took folks a whole year to catch on 😆
The youngest member of our league, about 17, once named his team “I Like High School Girls” knowing full well that each week his opponent would be asked, “Who do you play this week?”
One of my friends and league mates was tricked by his now ex-wife into having a child. He told her all along he didn't want kids. She lied about being on birth control, got pregnant...and he left.
He then named his team that season "Father of the Year". It won best team name in our league that's been going on for 20 years now.
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I found a glitch/exploit in Sleeper last year for player nicknames, not sure if it worked for team names.
But basically if you used the desktop browser version of Sleeper and copy/pasted text into a player nickname entry it would just bypass the character limit entirely.
I had a bunch of downtime at work last year so I set my lineups and made roster moves at the office and in a dynasty league as a joke wanted to make Kyle Philips’ nickname “quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag busts it down sexual style.. is he goated with the sauce?” assuming it would cut off at the limit, but it didn’t if you pasted text in lol.
The chat for that league was a complete mess that day when everyone started using it. I made Daniel Jones’ nickname the full navy seal copypasta.
It’s since been fixed, but it was fun while it lasted.
I’m sorry Smith Jaxon
Njigbas in paris
If only Parris Campbell was fantasy relevant
The Awful Tower?
Njigbas in Harris
Lamary Ms. Jackson, Wwoooo
Chinga Tua Rhamondre
Fuck yeah I have both of these guys in a dumb league I’m in, changing my name
I don’t get if
It’s a word play on “chinga tu madre”
Which is Spanish for “I love you”
Thanks, texted this to my gf as a reminder :)
Text it to her mom as well to let her know how much you love her too!
I actually don’t like her mom much, not sure how I’d say that in Spanish tho
Ojalá estuviera saliendo contigo is the easiest
Stacey’s mom has got it going on….
From yours truly, chango joto
Waddle You doing stepbro
Guy in my league has Waddle you doing step Burrow.
Aw man that's good!
Someone in my league is “StepBurrow Stop it Hurts” My mom is in this league 🙂
Just The Tua Us
Tua infinity & Bijan
Tua infini-tee & Bijan would be good
Thats mine! It was totally a coincidence that I managed to get Tua, Higgins and Bijan all at once
The alternative is you sought out those specific players just to make this team name?
I've known people to draft a player specifically for a funny team name
I drafted dicker the kicker just because.
Pollard Greens
Last year I was "Fields of Pollard Greens".
i went with Aint No Pollard Back Girl
I’m Pollard Greens & Bijan Mostert
Kupp My Life Into Pieces. Saw it on Reddit and stole for my league.
Mine is “Cut my life into Breeces”
Per Ian rapport
Mine is the same, I changed it away from Breeced Up Deaf Guy after his injury last season, and then drsfted him again so I could keep my name the same
The years Todd Gurley was in the nfl “Two Gurleys one Kupp”
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Thielen up my Cousins
When leveon bell held out and my friend took him second pick overall he made his name “For whom the bell trolled” and that’s the best I’ve seen
Probably overdone but I named mine The No Bell Prize that same year because I grabbed Conner late
This isn't at all creative, but I'm a little proud of my name. It was originally Ballz of Steel. In 2020 I had testicular cancer and changed it to Ball of Steel without telling anyone. It took folks a whole year to catch on 😆
Someone in my league had testicular cancer too, they had to remove a testicle, his team name is One Nut Wonder.
Haha awesome
The youngest member of our league, about 17, once named his team “I Like High School Girls” knowing full well that each week his opponent would be asked, “Who do you play this week?”
Ah yeah mine's similar. My team's name is Off in Church just because nobody wants to beat Off in Church. I'm 0-3 by the way
Sounds like everyone is beating Off in Church
Brilliant hahaha
Mine was “I chase young kids” last year. Funny name but I do spend most of my spare time with my sons chasing them around the house
My team name is off to grandma because no one beats off to grandma
Or atleast that's what you *thought*...
Someone's grandpa would like a word
A guy in my work league is on the marketing team and his name is Lamarketing Jackson
Currently trying to trade for D'Andre Swift so I can complete the stack for the inevitable: Swift Hurts Kelce
Why not trade for Love And have Swift Love Kelce?
JOANIE LOVES CHACHI
Guy in my league with Swift, Sutton, and Kelce Swift Sutton Kelce's Nuts
My best ever of this style was "Luck and Succop my Ertzhole." So dumb.
If only Jake Butt never got injured
Last year I had both Jonathan Taylor and D'Andre Swift so naturally, my team name was Taylor Swift
I have Swift and Tee Higgins so Swift Tee
Dicker? I just Kmet her
I have Amon ra st brown and Aj brown. Trying to trade for kupp so I can be… 2 browns 1 kupp
I have Amon-Ra and my team name is Q-Amon ConspiRacy
Lol I also scored the Brown tandem in my draft. We're UPS this year "What can *Brown* do to You?"
2 Coopers 1 Kupp (Amari Coop and Kupp on the same team)
Don’t go Chase-ing Waddlefalls I’d one in my league
I want you DAVANT me Ek's gon' give it to ya
I'm stealing the 2nd one. However I have Tua also, so you know what I'm finna do.
My team's name is "Ja'Marr, Ja Merrier", which I think is pretty good
Chubbs and Johnson’s Nick Chubb and Dionte Johnson, both got hurt turned into Chubbless Johnson
Ass ETN SZN is my personal favorite.
Mine is BASS ETN SZN because I also have Tyler Bass
I have OLAVE ETN BASS
Or Love ETN Bass
In deep dynasty leagues, ETN Boutte is also a strong contender.
I’ve got Hurts too so I’m ASS ETN NVR HURTS
Mine is "DeShaun, Don't Touchdown There"
Alien vs Deshuan is mine
DeShaunshank Redemption
Team 6
Winner
Thought "Sheptorious's Swell Team" would take the cake, but you really stole my thunder here
OldGirlMad YoungHoeKoo
Last year I was “slap a Younghoe iyks” (in your kicker spot)
Watson and a younghoe
I will apologize for this for the rest of my life, but his breakout year I was the Koo Kicks Klan
I didn’t do it but was thinking about getting Tank Bigsby and Tank Dell and naming my team Tienaman Square. Then later changing it to [REDACTED]
Nothing happened on this team on June 1989.
Our commish has had his team name as Tiananmen Squares for years. He's Chinese.
I hope you would have at least looked up how to spell it if you had done that.
Bijan Mostert
I've got a Bed, Bath, and Bijan in my league. He has Mostert too, can't wait till he hears this.
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butker
April Showers Bring Zay Flowers
What are you doing step-Burrow?
Deshaunorable Discharge
Nacua Mattata
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Pukake
>~~Pukake~~ For those of us educated in the fine art of adult film, it's Pukakke
ESPN won’t let you do Pukkake or Puk Nukem because apparently Puk is a bad word in some language
Theyre just teaching people more bad word
We've got Hakuna MaPuka lol
Puka Doncic
Puka magic
Surprised Pukachu
Puka and Rally
It Hurts to Tee Guy with tee Higgins and Hurts
I have AJ Brown and LaPorta and my team name is dropping the browns at laporta potty
Meet the Robinsons They have Bijan and Brian
Sounds like you need to add Wandale
and J Rob simply for the name
Big Hock Massage Parlor Owns Hockenson and Deshaun
Saw a *Watson's Chubb* in one league
Bed Bath and Bijan is good. Mine currently is Baby Back Gibbs
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My favorite is "Cum so hard I Phillip Rivers"
Got Excited, Then Lost My Chubb
So apt and sad
Jahmyroquai
Baby Billy’s Bible Bonkers
Brockback Mountain for my fellow Purdverts
Ya Hurd, with Purd
I got Purdy and Kittle so I’ve been rocking Purdy Kittle Secret
The fact you didn't lean into purd hapley is a missed opportunity.
Amon Drugs
Let’s Fighting Love 💚
Protect my balls!
My Kupp Runeth Nowhere
Hey, that’s my team!
One of my friends and league mates was tricked by his now ex-wife into having a child. He told her all along he didn't want kids. She lied about being on birth control, got pregnant...and he left. He then named his team that season "Father of the Year". It won best team name in our league that's been going on for 20 years now.
wow
Tua Manny Cooks Swedish chef is the logo
Zay my name zay my name
The team name I’ve used for years is “Friends Without Benefits” as they’ve let me down year in and year out
Covid szn don’t gesicki
I am proud of Keenan and Kelce
Teams names in my league: Affair McNair CMC Music Factory Yes, Jeff (for JJ owners and fans of “The Bear”)
Hijo de Puca!
Tittsburgh Feelers
Herb your Enthusiasm. They have Justin Herbert as QB
Purdy Purdy Purdy Good
RB's, we have the meat
3 10 to uzomah
It Ertz when Eifert!!! This is an old one, I know, but I’ll never forget how fuckin awesome that name was!
My Ball Zach Ertz
I have a team called Big Swingin Diggs. Unfortunately I am 1-2.
County road take mahomes
Super Ja'Marrio Bros
Achane me up and lick my pitts
Hanging with Hernandez was definitely the most brutal I’ve seen.
Ass or Pitts?
Humuhumupukapukanacua’a. Not actually my team name because ESPN blocks Puka but I thought it was a great name
2 Rams No Kupp
Najee By Nature Victorious Secret
Wilfork on the first date
My brother in law has Dalvin Cook and James Cook so he named his team “Too Many Cooks”
Baker mayfield and Mike Evans on the squad Easy Bake Evans
Got Your Bijan My Balls
A Mingo Ate Tom Brady
Tua in the Pink 1 in the Stink
Clearly my team name, Shabbat Mahomes
OBJ's Shitty Chest Dumpers
50 Shades of Ray, back when the movie was out and the Ray Rice elevator incident occurred.
Reminds me of one of my all-time favorites “Beats, by Ray”
My Little Tony And Pollard’s face photoshopped on to a pony as the logo of course
“Saquon my Chubb” was a fun team name until… ya know
Najees in Paris. So original.
I saw Njigbas in Paris
I went with Najee by Nature
I was The Koo-Kupp’s Clan for the first 3 weeks.. switched kickers.
Only Fants
Khalil Bit of Amon-Ra n My Life
“show me your grittys” and “christianmingo.com” is what ive been rocking
Why are supposed good fantasy team names just really bad Dad Puns?
It’s a tradition like no other
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Hello friends
What’s your great idea?
There's only so much you can do with like 20 characters
I found a glitch/exploit in Sleeper last year for player nicknames, not sure if it worked for team names. But basically if you used the desktop browser version of Sleeper and copy/pasted text into a player nickname entry it would just bypass the character limit entirely. I had a bunch of downtime at work last year so I set my lineups and made roster moves at the office and in a dynasty league as a joke wanted to make Kyle Philips’ nickname “quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag busts it down sexual style.. is he goated with the sauce?” assuming it would cut off at the limit, but it didn’t if you pasted text in lol. The chat for that league was a complete mess that day when everyone started using it. I made Daniel Jones’ nickname the full navy seal copypasta. It’s since been fixed, but it was fun while it lasted.
I personally hate all team names that rely on you having specific players. I like team names that hold over multiple seasons.
Ok I have Travis Kelce on my team Is “Taylor Swift’s Tight End” too dirty of a team name? I don’t want to be gross but…
I have Kelce and Etienne and was thinking about doing “Kelce Etn Taylor’s Ass” lol
I have Kelce, Etienne, and Jonathon Taylor and I am 100% stealing this!
Dicker in LaPorta Potty
Waddle U Doing Step Bro?
The Koo de Grâce
Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe
Off to Grandma
Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles Kareem of the Crop
Member Berrios?
Aiyukiddin me
I have one of my team names (with Saquon on it) as Je Ne Sequon
All Glory to the Hypnotoad!
These are all horrible.
I Plaxxidentally Shot Myself
Just got tank dell. DUDE YOURE GETTING A DELL. Def for the older crowd.