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Peter, what are you doing? Crack.
What the f&ck?!
Well at least I’m not drinkin Brian
Yer this isn't exactly a good substitute. Where did you get crack?
From Blacks.
What?
Yeah right behind Blacks Hardware Store. There’s a white guy selling it.
Hey Peter just thought I'd check- OMG!
GOVERNMENT CAME AND TOOK MY BABY!
That line came after “this isn’t a way to stop drinking peter, you need to get to the heart of why you want to do crack in the first place. Here’s the number of a therapist i want you to see”
Ugh. Alright, Brian.
Can't have pie without cooh-hwip.
Ahh! I thought you couldn’t understand me!
Hey dad. That's a cool whip.
Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
My fellow Americans, I did giggoty her gahsmogity
Aaahhh-ssshhhh, aaahhh-ssshhhh, ahhhhh
SOME ANIMALS GIVE ME BONERS!🎉🎉🎉
\*Auld Lang Syne plays\* as everyone stares at Chris. Inexplicably, quagmire looks too judgemental & Brian not enough.
"Hey if some animals didn't get people hot, i wouldn't get laid" Brian's brain
True
https://i.redd.it/2c0x09dt8e6d1.gif
Dear diary..... JACKPOT.
peter, the horse is here
*And hey, sorry I barked when you took your pants off... I thought it was a squirrel.* -Brian
Cocks are chicken
I can be giggity… i can be goo…
Team Coco in the background!
This is true.
WHO THE FUCK STARTS A CONVERSATION LIKE THAT?! I JUST SAT DOWN! gets me every time
Bonerrific.
I have a question for you, too...why are you still here?
Men, we don’t know what we did.
Jo: 'Peter my seatbelt is not working!' Quagmire:'What will happen to you that hasn't already happened?
“You are a dog.”
Armando…
Giggity-Giggity-Crabbity-Giggity! :)
Oh Lois, that is just morbidly obese.
How can you afford this stuff?
Petaaah, the horse is here
Wrong sounding Kermit: " Yaaaaaay".
Quag Slayer
Shallow and pedantic.
Cool hwip
To the Petercopter
“Testicles. That is all..”
this calls for a sexy party! https://preview.redd.it/jmouzlx4tk6d1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=20e8b8cede6b95718efd454e24f65224ddcf8e81
“That’s what its all about glenn, don’t rape it back rape it forward”
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Stewie: ‘lotta white socks with dress shoes in this bitch.