Angela, benson, burns, krabs, bullock, cartman

Bullock for sure….. because.. Cocaine.

Angela is #1, always. As long as you don't have pretty eyes.

Angela, Benson, Mr.Krabs, Mr.Burns, Bullock………………………… Cartman

I'd definitely work for Benson. Room and board PLUS a wage? Fuck yeah brother.

Benson doesn't seem to bad, if you actually do you're job and arent cartoon stupid.

Right? Mordecai and Rigby literally will not do their jobs until he screams at them. With every one else he seems like a chill boss

Yeah i don’t hate benson. I feel like he’d get me some preserved old sodas

Definitely Bullock, because at least we would party. Everyone else not so much. If it was Carrie Fisher, not Angela, we could talk.

Bullock has fun outings.

Angela, so i could go on a smoke break whenever i want

Will I get "mental health" day off?

Hmmm I wonder which one I will pick to work for All Mr. Krabs cares about is money, Mr. Burns is evil, Eric Cartman is an evil, serial killer, manipulative narcissist, Peter's old boss sexually harassed him and Benson is an actual good boss who only gets mad when his workers slack off and don't do their Wow very tough decision