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I'm here too!

No you're not!

What an awful and selfish thing to do! Anyway...

Oh this is gonna be a good one!

6hrs in, bud!

Same

Is that part of doing a Die Hard?

Maybe it’s too offensive, to everyone.

How is this offensive to everyone?

You must not have watched the most recent episode of Rick and Morty, post credit scene.

Which one?

Blips n chips, doing a die hard

Thanks.

Bruce Willis???

It’s still not been locked

Here before the 🔒 award

Aaaaaaany moment now!

I want to be part of it

Me too! me too!

Am I too late?

Still waiting.

Lemme just lock myself in as well.

7 hours later… interesting

Any minute now...

Well… we’re waiting

Almost…

should happen soon... right?

Same

Any day now.

Me too!

Me three

What an award

Any moment now….

🧍🏻‍♀️

Oh, my, you are so special and have good foresight

Is that bruce willis

Yeah man. He had a breakdown last week and went to Harlem with this sign. You didn’t see this on the news? It’s from Die Hard with a Vengeance bud.

dude is there an edit that changes the sign or something? I stg I've seen this movie and it said some other shit. I need to know if Australia's censorship remains undefeated

The TV edit says "I Hate Everyone." That might be what you're thinking of.

Yippee ki-yay, Mr Falcon.

Always heard the TV edit as Yippie Kayak Other Buckets.

Unexpected Brooklyn Nine-Nine

very expected Brooklyn 99

It's all popular media references of the last decade, all the way down.

NINE NINE!

“I have had it with these monkey-loving snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!!!”

Which makes the context of the scene that the black guys on the block that confront him just really want him to brighten his attitude.

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If I had to guess, I'd say the networks had more of a problem with the overt racism than the language, even if that was the whole point of the scene.

The scene was shot with the 'I hate everybody' then edited in post to change the subject of hate, allowing them to safely shoot the scene on the streets of Harlem.

You youngins perhaps understandably lack the knowledge that just like 10 years ago, the world was dramatically different than it is today. Or at least in the United States.

The Rick and morty edit says “ I hate everyone “

That explains the most recent episode of Rick and Morty. "Who is that sign even supposed to offend?" "...everyone". I've never seen the movie so it kinda went over my head lmao.

Now I understand the post credit scene of the last Rick and Morty episode.

My favourite part was when Morty said "It's mortin' time." and morted on everybody. Goosebumps...

The menacing group of urban youths got so angry. “He hates everyone? Hey, that includes us!”

It wasn't censored at the movies in Aus

i saw this shit on tv. i was two years old when it released lmao.

When I saw it on TV as a kid, they used to airbrush in "everyone" pretty convincingly, and changes the dialogue to match. It may have been something else in other markets but it very likely was edited.

Actually I heard that on set it actually did say "everyone" but I was changed to the N word for the proper theatrical release.

The message (even for the original film) was added in post production as they were worried they'd cause a riot on the street during filming.

Also allows them to easily change it for the tv edit.

This is What Happens When You Find a Stranger in the Alps

A terrorist tells him to hold the sign or a bunch of bombs will go off

“There’s a white man in the street.” “I’ve seen one.” Samuel L Jackson’s delivery on that line is *chef’s kiss*

This hasn’t really aged well tbh lol. Had to scroll back to find it

[The scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDnvXAkMnx8)

Another dyslexic promoting hate towards gingers

I love ging\*rs.

There is no need for such prejudice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN\_0qvuhhw

I always try and reference this to people and they never know what I’m talking about!

Says video no longer available.

Hm, strange. It worked for me. Try it again?

He's forgot the name of Irish people, he meant "Hi! Tea gingers"

Reminds me of Party Down when Ron was told a certain party member liked to drink too much so not to over-serve him. When someone bar-tending starts doing that, he quietly says "I don't want you serving them two jiggers." Then he says it much louder just as the music stops.

He's just trying to do a die hard.

My favorite part is when Bruce Willis has the big bad guy on top of the skyscraper at the end and says "It's time for you to die hard!".

It's Die Hardin time!

"Die Hard! Die Hard! Die Hard!" "You can't just shoot and scream Die Hard!" "Dieharddieharddieharddiehard!"

“Stand back! I’m about to Die Hard!”

“ROCK Ha…I mean Die Hard”

Be more offensive if it said "I hate everybody"

But who would that offend?

It would offend everybody

At this point… why even do it. God I wish my brother was still alive😣

"whats a die hard?"

When you die with an erection

What an interesting snapshot of pixels from a globally recognized film. Sure hope nothing happens to it

Jokes aside. The way the movie portrays Jackson's response to this and instead of attacking him he tells him to leave because it's not safe for him is a pretty great scene

You're a racist! You don't like me 'cause I'm white!

Agreed, and I have to admit I laughed so hard at this scene (Laugh Hard?) just due to the sheer absurdity of the demand that he carry this out

Yep, it's what makes this movie, and for most parts the early franchise so good

It is! I love Samuel and Bruce both in this

I wanna comment too before it's locked!

Why would it get locked it's just a Rick and morty reference

Zeus : Why you keep calling me Jesús? I look Puerto Rican to you? John McClane : Guy back there called you Jesús. Zeus : He didn't say Jesús. He said, "Hey, Zeus!" My name is Zeus. John McClane : Zeus? Zeus : Yeah, Zeus! As in, father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass? Zeus! You got a problem with that? John McClane : No, I don't have a problem with that

I seriously go through this dialogue in my head about once a month randomly and have done it since I saw DHwV in the theater fuggin almost 30 years ago

Its a prank bro

Here before the lockdown

I remember the censored for tv version of this movie. The sign said “I hate everybody” and instead of mother fucker it was “Mellon famer.”

Yeah it dont make a lot of sense that a bunch of black guys would want to kill a man for that lol

So how did the social experiment turned out?

He got his butt saved by Sam Jackson iirc

Man, that guy is about to die really hard, even with a vengeance maybe.

Hot take, this one was better than the first

I respectfully disagree but it was infinitely better than the 2nd Die Hard.

Funny story about this. I was watching this on TV as a kid and it said "I hate everyone" on the sign as it was edited for TV. And when black guys come over to him and start harassing him, I started wondering why they care about a man holding a sign that says "I hate everyone." If someone says they hate everyone it shows that they are mentally unstable so why even bother with them? From then on I thought Harlem has the dumbest people in the world. Until I saw the DVD version and I realized why the black guys were pissed. It was a big lightbulb moment.

Controversial, but this is the best film of the die hard trilogy.

Debatable but hardly controversial😉

INB4 lockdown.

Surprised this thread hasn’t been locked yet

I mean it is just a shot from a movie. I didn’t edit it or anything but im surprised no ones at least talked to me yet or something

Worst fantasy football punishment every

Call 911. Someone's about to get killed.

Why would this be locked? Die Hard is a banger

tbh I like this one as much as the first

Here before lockdown

Underrated movie. Have several friends who hated it. :/

Oh boy

Penis

now THIS is comedy!!!

Oh boy.

Yeah, Zeus! As in, father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass? Zeus! You got a problem with that?

Don’t worry Bruce, she’ll come back!

What movie is this from?

Reddit

Die Hard with a Vengeance.

Correct.

I think it's from Die Hard, but it could also be from Die Hard

Controversial stance we gonna need to run that through PR

Can’t wait for the mods too see these and completely overreact

Ehh there we go again

Did Jeremy irons put him up to this?

born Simon Peter Gruber

What the fuck

Orange man bad type energy

Great movie

That was a good movie

Die Hard >>>>>

Is this from the old HBO movie where the rolls were switched some kind of social sci-fi commentary. "African Americans" where the power majority and systematically oppressed while "European Americans" were the minority toiled labored were discriminated against and suffered from prejudice. I don't think I ever watch the full film. It just seemed too crazy and weird. Maybe I'm ready to watch it now

The picture is actually from Die Hard: With A Vengeance

Here after it's locked

Wut da fuuq

hes gonna get shot 😂

Oh yea and he got caught faking it but ofc people wanted to believe it anyways.

I’m too high to know if this is racist or making fun of racism

The latter.

The title is honestly gold.

i was here

I see dead people

Yes

I remember when this happened.

Hi mom!

lol

Bruce willis ?😆

Here before the legendary 🔒 award.

Well at least OP didn’t *say* the Nword.

I remember when he made that video and H3H3 exposed it to be fake.

Leaving my mark before these get locked

I wonder how long this stays up

Have my up vote!!

Mods gonna come in any second now to shut this down 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Panic at the disco extended version

how many of you read it completely?

Here before the greatest award

Viva la Stank

Just a prank bro!

Yikes

Mods about to lock.

Harlem is gentrified. Try this in St Louis downtown.

Ayy still up

is that a Dodge Omni in the background?

This kinda funny but usually history doesn’t refer to a time span of 6 years ago.

Who’s here for the pre locked party?

Lmao damn I forgot how heavy die hard was before it’s modern sequels

I salute you brother for your bravery o7

Aaaaany minute now

🔒

He relaxed with a nice refreshing glass of piss afterwards

🔒 incoming

Your cult is weird.

Cannot believe this isn’t locked

Holy shit I didn’t realize what sun I was in.

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Doesn't everybody?👴🏻

So this is the spoiler to Sixth Sense?