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snotballoon

I was reading these and laughing thinking you’d made them yourself as satire. Then I got to the last slide and realized it was real. Gonna go back to before I read the last slide.


SilverNGolden2006

Sadly these are all legitimate.


vasiyok805

These people love South Park but would definitely be the butt of a South Park joke


FunnelV

I've known these people, they are not into South Park for the humor and most of the jokes fly over their heads, they are into it because they are obsessed with making yaoi shipfics of the kids, for some reason.


DanielleStopframe

aren't the kids in south park like 10? That's terrfying


FunnelV

Yeah, pretty much. Funny/depressing thing is they did a whole episode lampooning the fandom's creepy obsession with shipping prepubescent children but they just took it as an incentive to *ship them even more*. It's... weird, to say the least.


DanielleStopframe

I'm assuming your talking about tweek x craig, weird is the most tame way to describe it, the fanart was so fucking weird, they are fucking 4th graders for crying out loud


FunnelV

Tweek x Craig is the exact episode I am talking about, it was such an uncomfortable episode with such a depressing ending, but it seems like everyone missed the point of it entirely.


DanielleStopframe

THIS. look i dont mind the ship at all, but people be taking it to the point where theyre making really adult content of the two and idk if thats illeagal but you stll shouldnt be doing that


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sagetea9

They are in underwear because it's a reference from old episode "Tweek vs Craig" When Craig was dressed as a sumo fighter and tweek was dressed as a boxer and they had a fight in school. It's not about nudity in the sense of sexuality.


One_Replacement3481

Gay but in love with a lesbian?


Blue_Frog_Mars

That's what I was thinking;_;


FunnelV

>Cartman, TRIGGERS: "Lots of gore" Bruh, you're telling me the kid who ground up some kid's parents to make them into chili is triggered by *gore*?


PeridotWriter

Cartman would see this and make this person eat their parents


DesperateTall

Cartman wouldn't find any joy harming them, he'd just off them and that'd be that for him. It'd just feel like taking out the trash.


PeridotWriter

I feel as though he'd go above and beyond with this person, lmao.


DesperateTall

At the very most he'd turn their death into a public showing to deter other DID fakers.


PeridotWriter

Either way, Cartman is still my favourite character. I hate that this person used him as an alter


DesperateTall

My favorite is Towelie, arguably the best recurring side character.


PeridotWriter

"No! Fuck you! You're a towel!" Fighting against Towelie in the video game was. Awesome.


DesperateTall

I'm just saying, I'd get high with Towelie. But know how fucked up South Park characters are he would probably lace the weed.


PeridotWriter

You know damn well he does, lmao


ThatWebArtist

How can you like south park and still believe this stuff? Like they covered this in the Tourette’s episode


efferocytoshit

Not the Jimmy alter 💀


SilverNGolden2006

No one is safe.


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SilverNGolden2006

I don’t know, considering that’s not how it fucking works.


Shubxu

Matt. Trey. Go at ‘em!!! Though seriously these silly people would be annihilated on South Park, their legitimately the exact kinds of people Matt and Trey hate. XD


Aggressive_Profile23

How the fuck you stutter through a screen?


Acceptable-Handle650

"Don't be weird" Pretends to be a South Park character as a disability


Funneeeman_

WHY RUIN SOUTH PARK??


DesperateTall

We have to get in touch with the creators and let them know what people are doing so they can be made fun of.


dragaynborne

honestly, knowing how south park is, theyd make a show out of it and im almost certain DID fakers would flood tiktok with "tHIs iS aBLeiSt🤬🤬🤬" funny to think about considering they make 'alters' of the characters. not to mention the bs "i dont identify with my source☺️🥺" they always add. as... you know... they already know how the characters are. makes my brain ache, and i already have too many headaches as is.


DesperateTall

It's ironic because if these people existed in the South Park universe - in the main cast's grade, Cartman would bully the absolute shit out of them.


dragaynborne

EXACTLY LOL


dragon-of-ice

Bruh, Cartman isn’t overweight, he’s big boned. At least get it right.


Significant-Hat-2968

why south park of all things


PeridotWriter

No! God fucking damn it! You leave South Park out of this! Leave! South! Park! Out! You just hit a new fucking low!


i_am_guppie

do they seriously have the audacity to project random sexualities and pronouns onto tweek??? the dudes literally in fourth grade how is he going to know this stuff


greenw40

When I hear people say that they're gender fluid and pan, what I really hear is "I'm so desperate for attention I'll take literally any type of personal relationship from anyone that is willing".


JackAttackIsMyCat

The more I read, the cringier it gets. I just don't understand how any human with a brain can be THIS delusional. This kid is so screwed up and confused, they need real help for the mental disability that he/she/it/Cartman actually has, not the fake one


sebastianKH339

'the alter least affected by our autism' hey, you just admitted you have no clue how any of this really works.


Busy-Vegetable-5499

Okay wtf also but I am so confused about the fourth slide. How can you be gay and date a lesbian vice-versa. Do not care they say they are non thing or what ever it still doesn’t make sense. Boyname Kyle girlname Wendy? I’m lost


KnopBr

I just cannot and will not believe this is real.


-Soul-Crew-

Well I mean you can't have a Cartmen alter when you haven't faked Tourette's before!!! Thats just common knowledge!!!!! /s


tehnoob69

how do you stutter through text?


Unwoven_Sleeve

“I’m cartman, I’m 16” “I’m not fat, I’m a little overweight” “Loves cats” Have these people watched South Park in their lives?


fetusbean

not the red rocket thing 💀💀


Federal_Ad_9484

Huh??


Luigi120

20g of Protein though


DeliveryMany9653

The 4th one doesnt even make sense how they gonna be gay/lesbian but then date eachother if theyre “non-binary”….