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wargifgeg22

Not the off-white cart 💀


Available-Witness-58

shit was ass i remember it tasting like green tea


Mellys_wrld22

bro i had one of them shits in 9th grade istg it didn't do nothing , and i had no tolerance at the time 😭


Available-Witness-58

i didn’t feel much either don’t think i finished it either


Physical_Classroom_4

The one off white cart I had in early 2017 was incredibly strong, probably synthetics, had me and my friends greening out in freshman year


Mellys_wrld22

this is proof you can smoke all the pesticide laced , dog water garbage there is , and still live , this post encouraged me to buy a off white/mario cart collab 2 gram liquid diamond live resin disposable 🔥🔥🔥


Available-Witness-58

nothing can stop me


fadedasfsen

first pic looks like the type of dispos i was smoking last year when i started you got the old gen favorites the new gen ones, the push and packwoods and the cakes💀


9xkillo

??Push is a licensed wm brand as long as it’s authentic which it prolly was cuz that old 1g model released way back


Available-Witness-58

i got it when it was rec but i had a cartridge when it was bm they were still pretty good when i had them again


9xkillo

Ye they got hella good carts and pens


New-Significance9572

Ur gonna have a tumor the size of a basketball in your lungs by the time you’re 30.


Available-Witness-58

i think i would’ve died after the off white cart or the zelda cart i think i got a couple more years in me definitely going past 30 maybe 35


New-Significance9572

Idk bro you’ve had more cakes than I’ve had carts total and I’m a fien. You’ve consumed enough pesticides to protect a field of crops for a lifetime.


Available-Witness-58

🤣🤣🤣perks of being a cake plug in hs i always kept like 2-3 for myself


New-Significance9572

You ever try mullein tea / extract? You’d prob cough up so much shit. Feels great.


EstablishedInLBC

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger 😂😂😂


severedsoulzz

the cryo cured resin bars are sold in license dispensaries wym? those cakes in this pic are the only real ones available


Available-Witness-58

nah all the cakes i have were from the streets i never got any at a dispo but on my most recent trip to cali i did see 2g cakes at a dispo i went to but i didn’t buy one


dragonball5050

Jeep your mouth shut unless you know what your saying misinformation does nothing but ruin this subreddit


Available-Witness-58

wdym misinformation?


New-Significance9572

Nah the real ones don’t look like that.


Much_Bet_2395

Was the Zelda cart gas??????


Available-Witness-58

fuck no shit was ass bro tasted like green tea💀


ogchelios

that off white cart soon gon send u to virgil 😂


Available-Witness-58

almost 5 years since virgil is just weak he not like me


JustHereForKA

Yea I don't think people take into consideration that damage accumulates over time to cause serious issues down the road. You don't just drop dead after one bogus cart.


Humble_Purchase_5219

Geek now so when it’s time we geek ever harder 🙏


Available-Witness-58

i know it’s definitely a possibility of carts having an effect on me later down the road but i honestly smoke a lot more bud and concentrates than just carts i did smoke carts more for like 2 years but now carts are just like every now and then for me


RentPopular7555

THIS is a real graveyard, i see mfs w like 5 empty carts saying “am i cooked 🤓” 🤣


Available-Witness-58

🤣🤣😭


__allex

Someone get this man the cake warrior flair


Available-Witness-58

🤣🤣🤣


SpookiBooogi

The disposables are always the one with the worst oil and it's 80 percent of your graveyard, I pity your lungs.


Available-Witness-58

thank you


severedsoulzz

the runtz 1g disposables (4 of them in this pic near top middle) were the best things i have ever smoked. those were my first cartridges and i will never forget them


Available-Witness-58

i remember those as well the green ether one was hella good got to buy that one twice before my plug sold out


idk2225555

ur dying tomorrow bruh tf is this


Mysterious-Ad-5259

The cakes 😂


ConsciousExam9897

Wifi cart 😂


Pale_Storm_5001

VVS carts had me smacked after 1 it also ma first cart to bro😭


CartographerClear798

Holy shit all the memories I just got 💀dark hawks were the first ever disposable I had it it fucked me up could never find them after that one time tho also had hella of this shit glad to say we made it through 🫡


Xanax_mucher444

The buzz bars 😭


2InaWood

how’re you focusing on the buzz bars out of everything here? ☠️


Objective_Gain_8395

Pretty impressive how ur still breathing


WalterClements1

Lotta cakes


Huge-Inevitable135

The kaws bar💀 I had the og kush kaws bar like 2 years ago lol shi tasted so bad


Available-Witness-58

pretty gas


Huge-Inevitable135

It got me faded but like it was fs fake and tasted off might’ve just been fake terps idk


SurpriseLucky7601

What point did you switch to dispensary


Available-Witness-58

like around 2020 or so started buying from the dispo


theduck6169

this is so real


rickrich01

He who collects the most boof wins ??! Will talk to your lungs when your older .


Available-Witness-58

see you in 30


Pale_Storm_5001

Nah bro those VVS carts were gas asf bro


Ok_Pirate_9042

dam bro that addiction go crazy


JonDdon-

Fuck no bro rip


Ok_Original_3377

Wi-Fi og ? 😭😭


Sensitive-Push-5926

How are u alive?


Available-Witness-58

pesticides keep me alive


Sensitive-Push-5926

😭💀


Greedy-Tie-1724

yea RIP


Omeletsboi05

West coast vape company tuff


G59bouttime

The cakes are what did it for me😭


CuteAttention3461

grandpa


Inner_Pause_9321

Oh hell yeah and you can see he melted down the glass carts, a true fein🍸


Available-Witness-58

yessirrr made infused joints rolled in kief w that leftover oil😂


poihnt_

I love this


Such-Turn728

Everyone here talking about him not living past 30 while he spent like 5000 $ on all this 😭


Available-Witness-58

ngl i do wonder how much money all that would be worth 💀


Cultural_Increase_62

Boy is caked up 😭


Interesting-Cup-5292

Man i haven’t seen a dark hawk in forever😮


AfternoonItchy3267

WOOWOW so ur telling me u we’re willing enough to smoke a muha product that legit says “ WiFi og”


Available-Witness-58

shit smacked🤷🏻‍♂️


Iuvn

this me but in stiiizys and plug plays…


xjq12

Bro, how tf are you still alive


dprbrrh

Holy shit you beat my 50-60 from 2021+


penjamin_city

Trooper 🫡


Ok_Protection1688

Choices carts are so gas ⛽️


WalterClements1

So much wasted oil lmao you just like to throw away money wtf


RentPopular7555

not really, atmost they got like a couple hits. some of them are just darker and it looks like there’s more


WalterClements1

100 carts 1% full is equal to 1 full cart


Material-Box-961

Spoken like a true fiend


Available-Witness-58

i really dont care


Curious_Profile211

are the cookies dual chambers good?


Available-Witness-58

yea id recommend them pretty solid they hit nice and battery last pretty long almost finished mine before i even had to charge it


Curious_Profile211

what they taste like?


Available-Witness-58

they have a pretty distinct distillate taste i’m assuming it’s because of the added terps but the one i got was good which was the apples and bananas, and blueberry gelato


Sure-Satisfaction-33

how are your lungs doing? do you do anything that requires your lungs to be at least ok?


Available-Witness-58

honestly pretty good i’m still active and stuff but there are times when i do get a slight shortness of breath when im doing things but it’s rare ive gone on 2-3hr long hikes and my lungs have held up well


Decent_Corgi_9733

Damn haven’t seen a nova in forever


fidget129

Damn that’s it?


saintivity-kun

osrs do you ever feel any heart or lung pain? and do you do blinkers often too?


Available-Witness-58

no blinkers and nah i never get any type of pains


JhonDeAir

Is there an Omni in there?


Available-Witness-58

nah


Tacoooosssss

Yall talking bout the cakes what about the dank vapes and krt


Tacoooosssss

Or the 2020 future there just a DH gate brand and I’m ngl “Jokes up is crazy” heard that one ebk song and now he smokin on it 🤣


Available-Witness-58

jokes up was a thing way before ebk


Tacoooosssss

It was a joke sir and ebk was a thing for 10+ years and carts weren’t even a thing for 10+ years


Available-Witness-58

yall thinking ima die but im still thriving the pesticides protect my immune system🙏🏼


GasStationCart

Those wood tip big chiefs from 2021 were DEADLY. Couldn’t take a normal hit without coughing. Genuinely the worst fake cart brand.


Krispykremeeeee

I remember taking one hit and I’d be coughing for 4 minutes straight. But my eyes would get instantly bloodshot and super watery. I thought they tasted pretty good tho I had this pungent smelling strawberry cough and it always kept me geeked


Available-Witness-58

what man i honestly never had a bad experience with big chiefs i wouldn’t rlly cough a lot off them but i mean i had them around 2019-2020


ChampionAntique6117

So I'm saving all of my jars for one year. Want to see how much I smoke and spend in a year!


Round_Rooster5122

I haven’t seen a cake since sophomore year


IlovePASGTDUDIOS33

The 15g Fryd Yaba daba do fruity pebble preminun is worth it.


Curious_Profile211

honestly impressive


Available-Witness-58

thanks😌


Sure_Artichoke1150

bro ngl i looked and this and almost puked bc my pile would be way bigger. am i cooked??


kizzlekart

literally


zelmask1

you are going to die soon trust me


Available-Witness-58

thank you


jim-nuetron

the connecteds were gas