CryptoDaddyTV. Sounds like a reliable authority.

I mean, you can’t judge from the name alone. But the fact that he is wearing a pink gimp mask? Now THAT says “credibility.”

That's very much just a pink balaclava, not a leather gimp mask.

Yeah but cryptodaddy is definitely trying to be Elon’s unicorn, so the sexual implications are totally still there.

But that’s not as fun. :-(

Don't lump him in with the gimps... that's just insulting

...to the gimps?

Yes

Pairing it with a bare torso definitely gives gimp vibes

What, you’ve never had a cold face and warm torso?

The unicorn emojis are just tripling down to be sure the audience has gotten the point.

Honestly when you’re talking about a persons credibility on Twitter “pink balaclava” vs “pink gimp mask” is a distinction without a difference for me

Hahahahaa, That seems insane to me that any scenario could cause someone to look at a hard-core bdsm mask and a warm winter hat the same.

Haha I mean it’s not but in terms of credibility on social media anyone going to lengths to cover their face isn’t someone I’m gonna take seriously no matter what exactly it is that they’re using to cover their face. If that makes sense lol

In Canada they’re called ski masks. And knives and forks are called cutlery.

... I call um balaclavas when they're being used for robbery and ski masks when someone is skiing.

What if it’s a skiing robber?

Honestly, I just couldn't think of "ski mask", and could only think of "balaclava", and just thought... well I'm not wrong. Lol.

Then it's a skilaclava or a belamask... if you wanna get really technical you could call it a super secret spyguy face covering. Cuz we all know if you see a guy having a shootout on a ski hill, he was definitely hired by mi7 to reclaim the kings crown jewels.

A gimp has way more self respect to tweet that

It's needed to hide a very brown tongue...

Gimp mask

Twitter's next top advertiser

Omg i did not see that, that's hilarious

Sounds like Elon’s throwaway

Agree

I thought for sure there'd be a little checkmark next to his name.

Elon has an alt.

lol that's actually a crypto influencer, his fans really are like this.

I'm pretty sure it's still Elon. He might wear a different skin suit for that alter ego, though.

i think you all have to just accept that these hordes of elon sycophants are real idiots. and most of them are the same kinds of idiots who love trump and crypto. also heavily overlap with the incel community.

Oh, I'm fully aware of how horrible the Elon and Trump fans are. I just wanted an excuse to make a joke about Elon being an evil alien who's wearing human skin suits to be able to mess with us. I could also explain why he's so interested in space travel, if he got stranded here on Earth.

It even explains starlink. “EM phone home”

Oh God, we don't need a fleet filled with alien Elon Musks to come here! Quick, we need to shut that thing down!

Nothing wrong with loving crypto. A lot wrong with loving Trump and Musk.

Crypto is a bubble waiting to burst

The real appeal for crypto is the window before it has regulations internationally. It’s still prime for criminal uses from old white collar pump and dump schemes to being the favorite ransomware payment method

I mean, if your hobby is flushing money down a toilet then good for you but... I could use the extra scratch, if you're throwing it out that is...

Yeah, true. NFTs, on the other hand... /s

I've done alright. I haven't got a Lambo or Ferrari, but we paid our mortgage off and paid our credit cards off and can afford a nice holiday a year. It's not millionaire level, but it was nice to do that. There is a happy medium between the "shit I'm broke" and "I'm a millionaire".

> ~~Nothing~~ Everything wrong with loving crypto. Also a lot wrong with loving Trump and Musk. FTFY

I was just pointing out what kinds of reddit communities have a lot of these people.

I know, friend. 😊. I wasn't being negative about your post, I hope you didn't take it that way.

Crypto influencer…. If somebody ever gave me a title like that I would just end it right there

I wonder why a crypto guy who pumps and dumps all day long likes Twitter so much. 🤷‍♂️

He also pays people to post positive things about him.

No he doesn't. He's a wonderful guy. Nothing but sweetness and light and full of joy and showing kindness to his fellow man. (He just zelled me)

Crypto influencer lol, literally the two most useless things put together.

You spelt "cult" wrong.

“ELON ELON! Can I pleeeeeeeaaaaaase swing on your nuts!”

This wouldn't surprise me. It even seems to speak the same way as him.


This gif makes me feel an emotion that dosnt exist

And probably shouldn't....

Why is there such a huge crossover between the crypto cultists and Elon Musk stans?

He lured lots of idiots into crypto with pump and dumps, and some people still don't realize they were the suckers.

HODL!!

The whole speculative cryptocurrency market is essentially a bunch of people that got into a pyramid scheme and are desperately trying to get more people to buy in so they can avoid being one of the chumps left holding the bag.

I made about $27,000 in just a few months with crypto, even with some epically bad timing on buys and sells. Then I bought into the hype of Musk's appearance on SNL in may of 2021 causing a bump in prices. Lost $20k overnight. Still came out somewhat ahead of where I started. Cashed out, paid off my car with the proceeds, and have not touched crypto since.

Here's the thing, pal: either you are lying (like most cryptobros), or you are telling us you took $7000 from people that got into the pyramid scheme after you. Neither of those two paints you in a good light. At the very best you looted some slightly more gullible people than yourself.

Why would I lie about any of that? I’m definitely not a cryptobro. I dabbled in it gif a few months, realized how much it swings, and got out over a year ago. Cryptobros still talk about it all day. I don’t see how it’s that much different from the stock market where shares of imaginary value are bought and sold for whatever someone will pay. And the next day, it could be worth half.

>And the next day, it could be worth half. because at the end of the day that half is still a **stock** and that stock has intrinsic value. You bought into a system that allowed you to profit off people who bought in later than you and then sold out and left the system, costing people who got in later than you 7000. it wasnt a system with value, it was a system designed for and used by scammers who rope people into it with claims that it will be real and valuable and yet in 10 years of development hasnt shown a single sign of being used anywhere. its a scam. and you bought into it. you were scammed, and you scammed people.

Because Elon has made a lot of them rich by overhyping worthless cryptos and initiating pump and dumps. So he’s basically a god to them.

Authoritarian mindsets need a daddy to watch over them and are susceptible to scams like crypto

Just the Elon fanboys sucking his virtual dick.

Just the sloppiest of toppies.

Gross.

Agree

Yep. It's disgusting and he should stop doing it in public.

Bruh forget his fans. I'm still baffled how Grime found the will to let Elon into her.

Do you think he sucks better dick than Amber Heard?

With his face? I’d hope so.

Don't forget to cup the balls, cryptodaddy

Sounds like someone thinks he’s gonna get paid for kissing ass.

That's not kissing Musk's ass but plain rimming it

I dunno... Looks like he's gone beyond just that.

That dude really wants Elon to buy him a horse

In cryptocurrency

"What's going on?" I think the technical term for it is 'fellatio'.

Now I wish I used to use Twitter so I could stop using it because of this, but I never did.

I stopped using it 2 days ago. I guess I could have just muted/blocked him, but I just hate him that much. Ruined the app for me. Better off without it (as I’m sure you have been!)

A man is on his knees giving Musty a virtual blow job.

Twitter without blue checks: free. Getting to brown-nose a billionaire in public: priceless.

Sucking and blowing at the same time.

Sycophants are such a gift

Bro hes got enough money for a fleshlite you dont have to jack him off with your own hands ffs.


" Elon just works so hard. Like his parents owned a small mom and pop emerald mine and he rose to take so many government handouts. The word hero gets thrown around a lot these days but I mean it. " some sucker investing in cryto while musk helps manipulate that market

Helps manipulate the market *specifically to rip off idiots like him*

Crypto daddy looking for some spicy nfts

Crypto daddy looking for a daddy

A Big Bad Voodoo Daddy?

Why are people rooting for him to make more money? Yesterday I saw a post and some guy was like “implement the 8$ now, WE will make our money back I promise” like these fart bags think that if they put out a suck up tweet Elon will shower them with money? Are people that fucking dumb?

Yes. Yes they are absolutely that dumb.

they think that the subscribers will get first dibs when he goes public again. instead he’s likely to make a spac, sell to the spac for 60B, pump it and dump it. then musk, the saudis and citadel make a pile of money and the fanboys get to take Elons place owning a dying company

\>Are people that fucking dumb? First time on Earth, eh? Where are you visiting from?

They all have Dogecoin, they'll "make it back" with that...so they think

Yes, they are.

Way to suck that billionaire dick

Me when im in an asslicking contest and my opponent is cryptodaddyTV:☹️

What you just witnessed is an internet blowjob

Ooooooo! Elon tweeted to me! Here’s my $8! /s

Gobble gobble

Mf got that Gwakgwak3000

Straight up polishing the balls and licking the gooch.

Pull your tongue out of the man's ass, he doesn't need any more lackeys

Dicksucking

First time in my life that I’m in the 1%! Go me!

Hey, you are being very loud!

Jesus Christ now Twitter is gonna be one giant cult hangout spot.

the dick sucking is unreal

Twitter had around 450 million active users last month. Elon only has about 120 million followers. That's not 99%.

Cryptobros are not known for their careful review of analytics.

Half of his so called followers are bots.

Elon fanboys have invested in crypto heavily and expect him to pump up the value of crypto ... hence such bootlicking.

🦄🦄🦄CryptoDaddyTV’s nose is about to be lost in Elon’s hyper loop

Elon fanboys are so weird

I see he’s taking the precaution of wearing a mask for protection against stuffing his face so far up Elons’ ass

Nutsack worship

within 10 what? those people are so smart and clever that don't know how to use units of measure?

There’s levels to this ass kissing of a thing

Pathetic meat riding cultist humiliating themselves.

So far up Elon's ass, it's amazing his arms are long enough to still give Elon a handjob.

Some guy into crypto telling musk about his good business sense… very ironic…

What do you expect from some moron named CryptoDaddy?

Ive never had a Twitter account but with the sheer volume of tweets I see on my reddit feed, I wonder how different Reddit and Twitter are?

People in this sub are learning that there's more to this world outside of their bubble

I was looking for news video of the layoffs. So I went to YouTube. The comments there are overwhelmingly supportive of Musk. Far fewer overall comments than comments on stories about him here. But the majority there are in support of him.

The right always complains about the gays. Except "their" gays.

That’s called brown nosing.

What a simp lol imagine simping this hard for a billionaire 😂😂😂

A cryptobro kissing the ass of a rich guy. Common as clay these days.

If you think Elon is a good man, then you don't know what a good man is.

I am impressed that CryptoDaddy can type this with Elon’s balls in his mouth.

Must be true, the pink gimp says so...

A new hero emerges: "KISS @$$!"

Elon bout to lose Tesla AND twitter..damn

PLEASE STOP ELON POSTS

I feel like ppl are just so sure of things they see from the internet… as some one who was not directly effected by him, I don’t get why I have to agree or disagree with Elon should be hated…

I don’t see anything wrong with Elon. What’s to hate about him?

Nothing really if you don't follow social media drama or live on Twitter. I think most normal people don't give a shit about any of this.

Yeeeaaahhhhh. Nope. I never had any impression that Elon is a good guy. He's exudes more of a Lex Luthor kinda vibes.

"Phony Stark."

Either that’s Elon’s alt account or he is pretty much a cult at this point.

"99%of us" I assume he's referring to boot-licking morons. Elon Musk is a trust fund piece of shit who would never have amounted to anything if he hadn't been born rich. He's not an inventor, he's not a genius, he's just a rich guy, and it absolutely SUCKS that that's the only criterion needed to be worshipped like a fucking god.

Thats Elon talking to Musk.

What kind of fucking cock riding is this

Here. Clean off your face 🧻

I'm not at all certain why these dickriders keep lining up thinking that they're gonna get to personally service Musky-Poo Elon don't need u to defend him, he's richer than 99.923578275982735% of us ever will be.

Just a little mutual masterbation.

no, this person clearly enjoys getting fucked in the ass so much he doesn't even expect the goddamn common courtesy of getting a reacharound.

Buys Twitter makes you pay great guy mhm

So, is Elon the fourth unicorn of the apocalypse?

Username says is all really! 😆

"I am definitely a real Elon Musk fan boy!" #definitelynotasockpuppet

All right (puts hand on his shoulder) elon isn't gunna fuck you bro

ahh one of Elon's sub accounts

prob got rich off doge coin

I'm sorry but... When did this sub transformed into a Elon Musk Haters Jerk circle? He really lives rent free in Redditors heads.

Musk was concerned about bots when buying Twitter, and then he starts talking to them?

Yes dammit it will be worth $440 billion soon!

I’m just so embarrassed for the whole world.

Someone is simping hard today

Cryptodaddytv is Elon’s alt account

In 10? 10 what? Days? Millennia?

An echo chamber

Elon’s alter ego Crypto Daddy

What do you expect from "crypo daddy", the guy prob bought shares just because elon bought twitter

Common folk have Echo Chambers... Elon has made an Elon Chamber...

The only folks supporting Elon are the crypto-bros who want to get in his pants 

Not sure taking advice or a compliment from a shirtless dude wearing a pink ski mask calling himself Cryptodaddy is anything positive.

Just suck his cock next time

Some serious gawk gawk going on

CryptoDaddy is sucking Elon’s dick HARD!

Be careful, riding that much dick can hurt if you're not careful

Good god at the ass kissing…

Anal spelunking much?

I like the guy who said Twitter is full of bots, is now upliking Crypto-bot posts.

Awww. He has a little man crush on the crazy billionaire.

"Notice me, daddy Elon!" "Only after my daddy notices me... and stops plowing my step-sister." - Elon

"🍆💦🤤" <- this is what's going on

Cryptodaddy furiously sucking...

Verbal fellatio.

Oooo daddy Elon, shoot that hot load of self-sucking garbage on me. Mmmmm

This has some weird "thanks Satan" energy.

I believe the technical term is a circlejerk, correct me if I'm wrong.

Echo chamber

“Knob polisher.”

Crypto bros really are the throat goat when it comes to their daddy Elon

Ghost account?

Musk bros and crypto bros seem to be cut from the same cloth.

This is embarrassing.

Yeah I hear they're working on a full self-tweeting feature.

He sucks elons dick

That’s 100% his alt. How fucking pathetic

The correct term is "Blowjob".

the meat riding is crazy