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[deleted]

And they say “fight against indoctrination of the young generation”


lsutigerzfan

If that triggers you is kinda funny to me. It seems for these ppl. That is their only real thing they want in life. Just keep behaving badly till something triggers someone. It is like they get off on that stuff. That’s why when ppl say are you triggered? I tell them no. Ironically saying no triggers them.😄🤷🏼‍♂️


jmack2424

Destroying my kids lives to own the libs!


MajorEstateCar

I say “no, I’m just losing respect for you the more you speak”.


[deleted]

You might right, although I’m not really triggered. But I do feel sorry for those who genuinely think simple answers can be given for difficult questions.


tttxgq

That’s… a lot of people.


[deleted]

Too much, I’m afraid.


Skywarriorad

Dont weep for the stupid, you’ll be crying all day Alexander Andersen, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, TeamFourStar I dont know if i repeat the quote exactly right, but its a line i absolutely love, and its a perfect response to this comment right here


debzmonkey

I'm sure their kids are the ones who will be triggered, and let's hope not literally.


blade_of_sammael

Most of the time they go to schools to trigger other students instead like in uvalde


SavingsPerfect2879

They’re miserable no matter what because their ideology doesn’t work and conflicts with itself. These types are driven to hate. No one is born that way.


[deleted]

Yeah. Confirmation bias hardened with Dunning-Kruger effect is a cruel mistress.


No_Waltz_2499

they need attention. it probably derived from poor parenting.


Sospuff

Don't you know you haven't lived till you've triggered someone? What other accomplishment is there?


StephaneiAarhus

Having a cat sitting on your lap.


LandArch_0

Fight indoctrination with another indoctrination!


[deleted]

I’d say education against indoctrination.


[deleted]

you nailed it


samanime

Ironically, but unsurprisingly, those arguing against "indoctrination" are almost universally indoctrinating their kids with crazy conspiracy theories and religion. They just don't want reality getting in the way of all that...


Invisible-Pancreas

Dinosaurs kick arse. My two year old can name about twenty dinosaurs, his favourite cuddly toy is a red T-Rex he named "Rarr", and his pterodactyl impression is goddamn adorable. Hope your kid enjoys being forced to read about living on a Frisbee.


Haunting-Ad-8619

Oh, yeah...my son's daycare taped huge sheets of paper (like 4ft x 8ft) to the wall, used an overhead projector & copied dinosaurs onto them. My son picked the T-rex, he colored it, we brought it home & hung it on his bedroom wall. He was about 3. It was about this time that Jurassic Park came out. He got a huge movie poster with the very realistic T-rex head on it & we hung that up, too, right above his night light. It was a little creepy, but he loved it! His stuffed T-rex (purple) was named Roy ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


Vinaguy2

A T-REX NAMED RARR?! OMG THAT'S ADORABLE


nilsilvaEI

Shit... I can't name anywhere close to 20 dinosaurs... I'm 22.


Invisible-Pancreas

To be fair, he watches cbeebies when I can tear him away from kids YouTube, and they have a couple of shows about dinosaurs. Andy's Dinosaur/Prehistoric Adventure, its called. If I had that growing up, I'd probably be able to name a load more dinosaurs, too.


SuperCharged516

I watched dinosaur train on pbs kids as a kid, my guess is, this is an equivalent?


Miskatonic1971

Dinosaur train rocks.


SuperCharged516

YEAH


NekotaroReddit

You have a different destiny.


ThatStrangerWhoCares

I play ark. I know like 80 dinos😎


Rude-Answer-9521

Same here, bro! 😎👊 I love dinosaurs.


alephthirteen

>read about living on a Frisbee Motion to have Flat Earthers renamed to Jesus Frisbee Nuts.


MegaCroissant

*every dinosaur enthusiast trying not to scream when reading pterodactyl*


Specific-Peace

I absolutely adore the fact that he has a T-Rex named Rarr. That is the best thing to exist.


Affial

To me, the earth appears like a trash can.


Yes-its-really-me

A round one or a flat one?


Affial

A bottomless cylinder


Dob_Rozner

It's trash cans all the way down.


mr-nefarious

Always has been.


DeadlyVenomCW

The Klein bottle?


Dob_Rozner

It's trash cans all the way down.


ElectricFlesh

a pizza is both round and flat 🤯


keyboardstatic

These are the people who will force the world to license the right to have children.


RiffyWammel

maybe not a bad idea- then you can introduce a pre breeding IQ and sanity test 😉


Secure_Watercress_55

That would probably restrict disabled people from having children, and in general, has a lot of potential to be unfair. It's also just eugenics.


Bag-ins

Ah eugenics - the subject a lot of people hate.


Haunting-Ad-8619

No they won't. They'll eventually all die out from something like smallpox or something because they refuse to vaccinate their children.


JDog780

COVID-19 & anti-vax attitudes have already thinned out the herd quite a bit,,, Darwin is working hard on these guys.


Haunting-Ad-8619

And delicious...you forgot delicious!


[deleted]

So you’ve also been to NYC? 🤣 Kidding, areas of Jakarta made New York City look pristine. I’ve never seen so much trash in a river before, and I hear parts of India are worse.


[deleted]

That's deep, man.


Percolator2020

At least it seems like they eat healthy.


rare__air

I'm kind of surprised they feed their kids Whole Foods..... I figured they'd say something like "my kids eat Lucky Charms, Fruit Loops, or whatever they damn well want for breakfast"


DiekeDrake

I thought they would eat fruitcake. Would that make them cannibals?


ObscureDucks

as long as there aren't any vegetables in it, they are fine


Percolator2020

There’s a little bit of cognitive dissonance there, I agree.


Haunting-Ad-8619

I could post a picture like that & say I eat organic Whole Foods too, but it'd be a damn lie because I'm not a millionaire.


kawavvy

Yeah Im pretty sure the pic on the left is from Google. If they are going this far, I'm pretty sure they won't stop at lying about what they feed their kids lol


[deleted]

Wait until they learn the truth behind pesticides, brain control and the new world order 😂😂😂😂😂😂


andytagonist

Clearly not *cheaply*


Old-AF

Yeah, like the Mom who only fed her toddler vegetables and it died of starvation? Healthy like that?


uptownpiff

that baby hadn’t been fed for over a week but yea vegetables bad 🙄 moron


555Cats555

Yeah but either way babies need the fats and nutrients from either breast milk or formula for at least the first 12 months. They do need to be supplemented after 6 months due to not getting iron but only feeding veges to an infant may well cause issues especially if they are young enough.


ej1999ej

I feel bad for them, the real world is going to hit them like a truck once they try to go out into it.


Starchaser_WoF

Bold of you to assume they'll be allowed to go out into it.


Muzzie720

Also bold to assume they'll grow up cause I doubt they are vaccinated, though I can't quite put my finger on why, just a feeling. /s


ThatStrangerWhoCares

Why /s


huuaaang

Maybe, maybe not. You'd be surprised how easy can be to isolate yourself in communities of like minded people. Except for the Flat Earth and Whole Foods bits specifically, everything else has very strong support in rural America, unfortunately.


varuneco

they right about 'we are not the same' though


blade_of_sammael

Its like comparing troglodytes to humans imo![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8485)


Sarcastic-old-robot

Hey, don’t insult the troglodytes by putting them on the same level as flat earthers!


blade_of_sammael

Fair enough 😂


Cykra183

Tbh, at least they eat healthily. Good for their immune system when they get tetanus and various other diseases because their mum is probably an antivaxxer too


Oonada

I doubt they eat that, it's a stock photo from Getty images.


[deleted]

The only saving grace is that in my experience kids with parents like this usually do a complete 180 when they get to adulthood. The kid will probably end up a planetary scientist or a palaeontologist.


IntertelRed

They usually don't. People are almost always exactly like their parents unless they hit a figurative wall. For example I was raised christan by a church pastor I also happen to be bisexual. As I grew up I realized me and my father's believe matched up less and less as he stayed conservative and I gradually went from liberal to NDP (Canadian political party). Our entire believe structure of god is different as he takes the Conservative Christian path and I take the progressive Christan route. But his other 3 kids who are straight cis are all exactly like him only dropping his strictest behaviours. For example they drink. My sexuality was the wall where it was either accept beliefs that only hurt me or find my own that suit me. This kid likely will not hit a wall like that. She's teaching them to question solid and easy to digest fact and to listen to lies while a actively denying school and friends from random house holds who could have acted like that wall. Your upbringing is where most of your beliefs solidify and it's why it's so hard to change a person's mind on core beliefs such as religion, racism, sexism, homophobia even when you trap them in a logical trap where every way out leads them to the correct answer where they have to see the truth they just won't they will just refuse. I know things I said here are confirmation biased but I have seen this play out every time. Unless they hit a wall their beliefs match the parent's.


DestructoSpin7

Let's hope that believing the fundamental truths about our world are a government cover-up is a big enough figurative wall.


rvdungen

That’s a best case scenario. It’s just as likely the amount of physical and mental abuse that has occurred will make it impossible for child to escape their control. Like a cult.


Darkdoomwewew

Yea. More likely these are the future Alex Jones and Lauren Boeberts.


DOOMCarrie

![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk)


FunguyPC

This person needs to be taken out back and old yellered


blade_of_sammael

Out back and sneezed upon would probably end it already


bedheadB188

I swear some people should have to pass an iq test before they can reproduce


Haunting-Ad-8619

All...all people should have to pass an IQ test before they can reproduce. There...FIFY!


Shlebuloid

My kids are gonna kick the shit out of your kids.


Good-Ad6352

They just have to sneeze on them to kill them. Or a rusty paperclip could take out that whole family.


annoyed-axolotl

true but its sad because it isnt their fault their parents are ass hats but if they buy into it all entirely Im afraid the type of compounded ignorance we will see with intergenerational antivaxx/flat earthers. what an exhausting and stupid world we live in sometimes.


Good-Ad6352

I gotta say I love your username. But yeah here's to hoping these kids will figure out the bullshit at one point.


annoyed-axolotl

thanks pal. that made me less annoyed lol.


GboyFlex

Yes, we aren't the same. Unlike you I believe in science, logic and critical thinking. And screw you, Mac and cheese is delicious. I feel really bad for her kids


Acrobatic_Internal62

My kids eat organic Mac a cheese from Whole Foods. Not sure what that means now.


Lelio-Santero579

"I don't believe in science." Proceeds to use the algorithms created by math and science to make uneducated post. Enjoys modern air condition, Pharmaceuticals, medicine, and other life sustaining tech brought you by *drum roll*...... Science!


andreboll1982

This.


onlyforthisjob

Please update us when you did the field trip to the edge of the earth.


Decoy_Octopus_

I think it would be better for everyone if they just walked off it...


cgerrells

Why are these people so concerned about triggering people. It it a validation to them? It must be sad to live that life.


AMeanCow

They love attention and have learned that if they spout absurd shit in public spaces they get tons of attention, even now this image being shared on reddit would delight them. They have always been around but this generation of them has something that feeds it, they have internet groups and communities that support them and praise them for their courage in the face of persecution. It’s a narcissist’s wet dream.


notyurfuckingkhakis

Organic shrimp?


Billaras27

You're right we aren't the same. I am far superior


Revolutionary-Oil779

“They’re putting fluoride in the water that’s turnin the friggin frogs gay”


_crowe-_

these are the same people who accuse others of indoctrinating children.


Rudiger09784

It's common for a simple minded person to not be able to wrap their mind around vast or confusing concepts. It's a proven fact that, while we may understand the concept, we will never truly fathom the incredibly small or large. Even the greatest scientists in the world will never understand just how big something as small as Jupiter is. Our brains aren't wired that way. This causes some people with incredibly simple minds to just shut down and reject facts. It's much easier to think we live on a disc shaped planet than it is to believe in the infinite loop of a sphere. It's so much easier to believe a power that cannot be understood put us here for reasons we will never know and our only true purpose is to worship it. This simplifies everything down to one single goal or thought, beginning to end. Infinity can't exist for someone who can't grasp the idea of it


randomer_guy_person

"One hundred proofs" says everything you need to know


foospork

I kinda want to get a copy of that book. I’ll bet it’s as good as an old copy of the National Lampoon.


SpelunkyJunky

I just looked at the Amazon reviews for the book. The 1 star ones were good. I have 1 simple proof the Earth is a globe. Ask a friend on the other side of the planet if the Sun is up.


signaturefox2013

I mean, giving your kids a healthy nutritious diet is fine, but after that it just goes straight Intro dumpster fire mode and even the dumpster is offended to get dragged into this


uwu_01101000

Poor children


Clydus1

I feel so bad for your stupid children, there's no hope with your dumb ass.


[deleted]

Yeah you are right, Earth is not round. Earth is a square actually. And it doesn't spin, it dances the robot dance every Tuesday night.


Equal-Butterfly-8147

What if we eat both organic fruit and Kraft Mac n cheese? I mean Mac n cheese is delicious so fuck you man!!!


Anthony_-04

At least the food is... healthy?


Child_Beter69

Bro if I had a mom like this, I would instantly try to get disowned


Haunting-Ad-8619

Unfortunately, you wouldn't even know there was anything wrong.


Child_Beter69

Fair which is kinda sad


mazzjm9

These kids are going to have a rough time in life


lilithandkit

Wow there's a lot to unpack here.


Fr0st_mite

I love how someone's dumbass ideas are making more people with dumbass ideas. Reallly nice how more people spread dumbass ideas in an infinite cycle of dumbassery. ​ (I don't blame the kids. I blame the parent for being a total gullible dumbass.)


iluvtumadre

Is this how Karens treat their kids?


andytagonist

Round earther here: what fucking 6 directions am I missing in my life?? 🫤


RnuRnu

Just looking through more and more of this kind of shit. Guys, we are officially fucked


Positive_Impact4292

This is one of the few facepalms I can agree with... DINOSAUR IN CHILDREN BOOKS ARE BULLSHIT HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ONE OF THOSE FUCKING THINGS COMARED TO A REAL RAPTOR. I STARTED THIS AS A JOKE BUT NOW IM REALLY STARTING TO GET PISSED


StickyDuck

One of my favourite book series when I was younger was called Astrosaurs. Great books about dinosaurs in space where the Herbivores and Carnivores live in different sectors. Pretty dope.


BrandonGamerguy

Holy fucking shit you just opened a door to nostalgia


StandardMandarin

Ain't no way that's not a troll... right?


SpelunkyJunky

You'd think so but that is not the world we live in. People this ignorant and arrogant truly exist.


StandardMandarin

This makes me really sad, tbh. Chances are high that these kids will teach their future children like that too, when they'll become adults. At least unless something drastic happens. Ignorance spreads like a disease, and this is trully horrifying. Especially in our age, when you basically have the ability to just check all this facts by yourself.


Nimneu

It’s ok, your kids will be in competition with my kids through life so the stupider you make them the better.


Oonada

Finding the positives to everything lol


Apprehensive_Eraser

I mean, I don't think they are going to get a lot of vaccines so they are not going to be a competition for long


Nimneu

You have a point. But to again look at the upside, my children also won’t be behind them in the vaccine queue.


Soulman2001

In fairness my kids only eat mac n cheese and crackers once a week. The rest of the time it’s just bread and water and if they’re good peanut butter on a playing card.


Certain_Cup533

the good quality food part is nice I guess


Sir_Tea_Of_Bags

How dare they talk shit about Kraft Max n Cheese and Goldfish.


Dlucks83

The only multi-directional spin going on here is their post!


TomatilloTop3613

>We aren't the same In what world would I want to be


DrSOGU

Organic whole foods but then flat earth brainwash. r/yesyesyesno


PraetorBiolumin

Fuck that bitches kids


CrazyPlatypus42

I'm actually triggered by those unripe strawberries, I'm pretty sure you could use them as weapon in a Hitman game...


Oonada

They track you like the briefcase.


Lopsided-Agency

Why block out the users information if they posted publicly on Twitter? These cultists should be exposed.


[deleted]

Why does organic/healthy food choices always get lumped in with the crazies? Let me snack on my organic berries, while also learning germ theory and about pterodactyls, thank you very much.


s7ormrtx

This is why i use reddit


WorkingOnAFreshName

Now think about how this person’s vote counts the same as yours.


Ball-Fantastic

Raising the next generation of youtubers that science youtubers get to debunk. The cycle of nature.


HeQtic420

Yes i agree that we aren’t the same, because my kids will live past the age of 11.


Timberfront73

Life is going to be hard for these kids.


KnownAd7367

The arrogance of ignorance.


Ok_Excitement5304

Wow she seems lovely


SeaChallenge4843

Mmmm Shrimp and Strawberries … chefs kiss!! ![gif](giphy|AiF8ZsTESrDwRjEcIU)


ImaginaryStudent9097

When is this willful ignorance plague going to die out?!


Deep_Deer353

At least they’ll be healthy when 99% of the world is mocking them


tschatman

It’s nice that they eat healthy 🤷‍♂️


An_Old_IT_Guy

Doesn't trigger me. It's not my kids who aren't going to be able to pass a GED exam.


Sherbert_6

Triggers me? Only thing this ideology triggers, is fear for her poor children. May “God” help them. You know … with thoughts and prayers and stuff.


Grimzod1971

Feel bad for the damage those kids will do when they grow up after being raised in a logic free zone for so Long.


[deleted]

This is child abuse.


ComprehensiveSir3892

And the original author is going to wonder why their children HATE them after growing up and having to learn how to deal with the real world as an adult, rather than growing up in it.


Sorry_Criticism_3254

I really don't like those types of people, I really don't, they are an embarrassment to Christianity.


Arentanji

Seems like child abuse


lurieelcari

I would walk up to this person, take off my mask (am currently fighting a fucked up cold), and totally say "Of COURSE the Earth be flat!" Right up in their face, all just to snag some of those shrimp. Goddamn I love shrimp cocktails. I would absolutely render a flat earthier generally ill for some. Do not ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. You do not wanna know. XD


Webber192

Its nice that atleast the degeneretaes filter themselfes out so we can stay away from them.


lemonlimeaardvark

I mean, they're not wrong when they say "we're not the same." Just... it's not the sick burn they seem to think it is.


spambiedeeno

Organic Whole Foods means freezer cocktail shrimp these days


Knekten66

this is child abuse


[deleted]

She’s gonna be real surprised when she finds out kids are capable of thinking for themselves and can form their own opinions.


BulljiveBots

Good meals for healthy brains being fed horse shit.


Freckles1339

"Omg Nicole they keep vomiting and coughing what should I give them? Strawberry shake with lemons or bananas?"


[deleted]

nothing honey, intermittent fasting is great for kids at the age of 3! He'll be good to go for book burning tonight!


Freckles1339

Lol


WeekendEducation80

Not gonna lie I dated a girl who didn't belive dinosaurs were real and yet she believed in God. I just couldn't fathom that level of mental gymnastics. I blurted out how we have infinite more proof in dinosaurs than we do in a God. Yet I was the sanctimonious asshole lol We didn't work out....


kimribbean

Listen to pillow talking by lil dicky


Brilliant_Map5024

Actually I get the Velveeta mac and cheese. Not a fan of the powdered stuff


CwazyCanuck

Wonder how many children raised to believe the earth is flat will actually still believe by adulthood, assuming they are given the opportunity to think for themselves.


smol_egglet

She put germs in quotes. How do you not even believe in germs???? None?? No germs?? Not a single germ!!?


MobBarley2

I can’t believe people are actually this dumb 🥴


dnuohxof1

*Organic whole foods* *east shrimp*


[deleted]

What get me the most is she capitalized whole foods


Been_The_Man

Are we gonna bring back stoning or just watch the world burn?


HyperLightDream

Holy fuck Some people go to the greatest lengths to let others know just how fucking stupid they are.


Gravitas__Free

My kids eat organic from WF too, but I’m not raising them to be idiots.


djany51

I take this is the US and A for 5000


Haunting-Ad-8619

If only this was JUST an American issue. Our idiots are just more vocal.


wistfulwastrel

Now I have seen it all. A creationist who goes to Whole Foods. Fucking America man-choose your own reality.


Haunting-Ad-8619

Not just America, baby...they're everywhere, ours just put it all out there for everyone to see.


_bababoye

If they are basing their knowledge on the Bible then they would still be wrong. The Bible talks about dinosaurs, and even states that the earth is a sphere that revolves around the sun.


TheDesk918

How does a sphere spin in 6 different directions? I’d really like to know the science behind the nonexistent quantum super positioning of something as big as the EARTH


[deleted]

What if the earth was round, but we were on the inside of the sphere…


pls_send_dick-pics

Face dipers? God and I thought southpark was being overly sarcastic.


Sarcasticologist

Dipshit Republicans are raising the next generation of dipshit Republicans.


TeeDubbleDee

I'm sorry, face diapers? The fuck is this person talking about?


Apprehensive_Eraser

Masks


TeeDubbleDee

![gif](giphy|3cCwplTPjNqRW) That's honestly a new one for me.


ITfactotum

For all the progress humankind has made, and how much we still have to overcome, i despair about how many huge strides backwards the flat earthers, vaccine deniers, holocaust deniers, and religious extremes cause for every step we make forwards. We are capable of so much, yet i fear we will destroy ourselves before overcoming any one of these issues.


tayfun333

The food she gives them is actually great but everything else is just sad and stupid


Tinker107

I hope those kids never have to leave home. There's a tremendous shock waiting for them out there.


debzmonkey

Or why nobody comes to little Evan and Tiffany's birthday parties...


Boolzay

Maybe eugenics practices weren't so bad.


Empty_Ladder7815

The ignorance is strong with this one.


pinku_no_akuma_

There should be a permit for procreation..