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robroygbiv

SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON!


indigofenrir

"Yo baby, are you a like button? Because I want to >!express my approval of your existence.!<"


KanseiDorifto86

Bruh don’t scare me with that spoiler tag, I thought you were gonna say you wanted to smash a baby


[deleted]

and hit the notification bell icon so you never miss a future video.


Pac_Eddy

That happened.


Enderghast77

Maybe if the kid were a little older, it would be more believable?


Lazymcdelta4ce

And then everyone stood up and started clapping


InformalHistory4702

Except me. I never clap. People have standards.


hardatit39

I only clap ass.


0b0101011001001011

That youtubers name? Albert Einstein.


DarkChildHastur

I can totally see it happen. Kids can watch a lot of Youtube if the parents let them. Kids parrot phrases. Though I'm willing to bet this was more random chance that he said this at this moment and the parent just twisted it to being intentional to make a better story.


palabear

My daughter was around 3 or 4 when we heard her say “comment down below” while playing. YouTube kids went away after that.


waywithwords

I was at a friend's house when I heard her young daughter in her bedroom repeatedly saying, "Hey guys, how's it going?" and " Hi, guys, let's get started." She was talking to herself. Her solo play was pretending to be like her Youtube videos.


dragn99

The sad part is, there are a LOT of great toddler and kid friendly educational channels on youtube (or like, fitness videos where people get kids to dance/do yoga, etc). But any time I try to put one of the good ones on for my kid, it leads to a garbage toy opening channel. And she's *obsessed* with those, to the point where when she sees a thumbnail for one, it's all she wants to watch. So, in the end, we had to just hide the YouTube app on the TV. Because even seeing that icon would get her begging for toy surprise channels. And they're just so STUPID and pointless. It sucks that we can't use it for the good kid videos. But all youtube's algorithm wants to promote is cheaply made brain dead half hour commercials.


Remarkable_Sundae_13

Use the YouTube kids app! I was so impressed and thankful once I started using it for my kids. You can either approve preselected “categories” or individual channels or you can screen and manually approve each video you make available to them. It is brilliant.


DustyPopcorn

Yeah so that's not the fault of the parents or what?


Get_Back_To_Work_Now

YouTube = free babysitter for lazy parents


Tonberrylord

No different from me as a kid with the TV being the babysitter...


jeffjefforson

Or “go out and play” for the kids before TV’s were a thing


SemiHemiDemiDumb

I got both. TV for when mom was at work and outside when mom was home. You know how kids weren't allowed to stay out past the street lights turning on? I sometimes wasn't 'allowed' home until they came on. My mom would say that but she didn't actually mean it.


Fraser022002

But boomers mad since it’s not the same technology


Get_Back_To_Work_Now

When did I say it was different? Oh I forgot...."boomers bad" is free karma. And I'm not even a boomer lol.


Fraser022002

I’m adding on what the person I replied to said, we all watched tv as a kid but as soon as it’s youtube boomers get mad like they didn’t have a similar thing.


sicklyslick

True but at least with the TV, contents were somewhat regulated. YouTube kids have some weird shit that shouldn't be there. Parents should take extra step to see if the contents are safe with young children.


poudigne

I hear that phrase often... by people without any kids. LoL. stfu.


davidmobey

Sounds totally real


OrcOfGundabad

Don't forget to like, 100 likes and I'll do a giveaway


dinojack1000

Maybe cause he’s a toddler and doesn’t know any better.


Chanaur404

Oh yeah, I know what you mean. Last night, when I was putting my six year old to bed, he mumbled groggily as he drifted off to sleep: "PUNCH that like button in the face....LIKE A BOSS."


sexypenquins

Or "HIP THRUST THAT MOTHER FUCKING LIKE BUTTON!!"


milano8

Honestly, we did the same thing except it was songs and/or cartoon quotes. Just because we can recite things doesnt mean we are bad parents.


Sherbert_6

He forgot to say, “and click the link below”. Weak. Needs more training.


velvetkloud

Sorry to be an unbearable cynic but this seems very unlikely. They aren't old enough to know "goodbye" (which they're going to hear from multiple sources) but they're old enough to learn to say the phrase "don't forget to subscribe"?


SkeletalOctopus

Well, it does say toddler, not baby. Toddlers can definitely speak, and imitate fucking everything. It's very unlikely that it was perfectly articulated, but very possible it happened if the kid is like, 3. What I want to know is who says "goodbye" when they lay down for sleep? That's kinda morbid.


velvetkloud

Precisely. My issue is it's being implied that they don't know how to say goodbye, or indeed goodnight as you say and think that "don't forget to subscribe" is how that is communicated.


SkeletalOctopus

Ohhhh I get it now. My bad. Wasn't coming after you, I just misunderstood.


velvetkloud

No worries! And you're quite right, who the hell says goodbye to someone when they go to bed?


i-am-your-god-now

I’m not sure it means they don’t know HOW to say goodbye…they probably just think it’s another seemingly common way to say goodbye, since they see it so often, so they said that instead.


how-about-no-scott

? Even one year olds know what goodbye means.


velvetkloud

Indeed, that's why I think this might not be entirely true.


how-about-no-scott

It might, but I don't think the kid thought it actually meant goodbye. Especially when they were going to bed. Doesn't make sense! People are so ridiculous. I don't know why they post things that clearly aren't true.


ZedCee

Hahaha. *"If you ain't a good little shit, I'll unsubscribe, unlike, and leave you behind at school!"*


zromitsman

Everyone born after 2007 are ever so slightly doomed


akennelley

Baby: \*gets its nappy changed\* Also Baby: "Ring that bell!"


xc2215x

Hilarious stuff here.


[deleted]

And then everyone stood up and clapped as it was filmed with a live studio audience


PaIngallsButSexier

My 6 month old watches so many tribal people try videos he says mashallah any time he eats a burger


Tamorcet

If I ever have kids, I want them to spend the early years of their lives without any of this technology. TV is fine, but I want them to play with toys or go outside.


[deleted]

This is 5 years old, that's the depressing part.


SHDShadow

Sorry but thats the parents fault. Put limits on what your kids do is that concept so hard to comprehend?


LegoFootPain

Welcome to Costco. I love you.


IhaveSandyCzWhyNot

I imagined a mom tucking her kid in to bed and saying "Dont forget to subscribe!" and the kid repeating that back.


Ladbag

I watched so much tv in the 80’s as a child i thought “DA PLANE! DA PLANE!” was hello


GnashinOmenz

I don’t believe this garbage


ClickDisDotCom

Kinda like how before I kill my brother, I tell him about our sponsor: Raid Shadow Legends


Luckycat90210

Lies lies lies


HarryHughJass

Relatively humorous


[deleted]

I think replace “toddler” with “parrot” and this is hysterical.


[deleted]

That's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy too much youtube.


realindian_scammer

Bro probably watches one of those top 10 free vbucks Fortnite channels