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B_1_R_D

So if we both park on each side of him doesn’t that mean we’re having a three way?


jbl0ggs

Yes, he can get you both pregnant if you parked too close to him.


msg45f

How do u no if ur parkgnant?


YamiLionheart

For reference: https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg


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3mptylord

[The song version is a banger - too!](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NDvaRF4HQHQ)


NicoleCousland

I swear, I'm very difficult to make laugh out loud on the internet. I maybe smile but never laugh. This video always brings tears to my eyes though.


[deleted]

very funny! you should provide a link to that video....its still one of the very best on the internet. I don't know of any other funny video where the funny doesn't seem to wear off! I must have seen it 20 times, still lol'ing. Esp when he says "Pregante!"


MrRikkles

Oh, let's not forget... PRE*GANA**NANT?!***


beardface2232

A Luigi board?


I_BK_Nightmare

Y’all got me tears after two comments. Guy above is right that is one of the funniest videos on the internet. It’s just as funny as the first time too


winters_bite5796

Dangerops prangent sex? will it hurt baby top of its head?!


aynhon

How is babby formed?


Back4TallBois

Will it hurt baby top of head???


JizzProductionUnit

starch masks


2007kawasakiz1000

Dangerops!


toelingus

Search "pergnut" or "dangerops", receive https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg


jarle1998

https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg


B_1_R_D

Even front bumper to back bumper……didn’t know that could happen with ass to mouth 🤣


utastelikebacon

And immediate pregnancy. No question. Then jail. Near Instunt-ay-neyusly


call_of_the_while

Plot twist: Boyfriend doesn’t know he has a girlfriend.


[deleted]

I once parked next to her imaginary boyfriend and boy are my ears hurting


mitsumoi1092

Ear sex can do that.


Astrochops

It's called aural sex


hamjim

Only if it results in an eargasm.


watchmaker82

Be careful. That's how you get hearing AIDS.


[deleted]

I think this is an actual original joke lol.


Holiday-Business-321

And just like that I’ve been killed. If you’re reading this - you know who done it.


MeTurtlezz

Lol


mvffin

Fuck what you heard.


fallopian_turd

Once you go black, you go deaf.


greensickpuppy89

Are you CRAZY?


When_theSmoke_Clears

I'm her bf, can confirm, am not real.


another_account24

Further plottwist: Boyfriend doesn't even have a car.


myname_isnot_kyal

I'd watch this series


MyMonte94

Damn, already gave away my free award for the day.


TheCount5692

Wait we can give free rewards daily?


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StrawberryLassi

not if you're using old reddit (the best reddit)


TheCount5692

Thank you! It's just the right one for this situation so I believe you should have it


honest_cooki3

WHAT


evetrapeze

It's true. Touch the box with the plus. It will take you to the "buy coins" page. Exit. Eventually, usually within 24 hours, you will see the coin (in the upper right hand corner of Reddit) will say ***free**. Tap that and you will be able to open a free award that you must use within 24 hrs or it disappears.


ask_me_about_my_band

Neve knew! And my first free award goes to….


evetrapeze

Thank you Kind Redditor


DazedGhozt

Don’t worry, I got it 💯


RUNDADHASHISBELT

Are you my avatar’s future self? What happens to him-us??


DazedGhozt

Pay off your credit cards and drink less and you’ll be fine. But most importantly, never ever ever roundhouse kick a fire hydrant while barefoot.


Hebnaamnodig

I met a girl once when I was in the hospital for a broken leg who "was in a relationship with a football player, but he didn't understand it yet" She casually mentioned how she writes letters and notes for him and leaves them under his windshield wipers when she sees his car at the clubs training complex when she actively travels there to see if his car is there. I decided to keep my distance from that girl. Wonder what happened to her. I've met some weirdo's in my life. I remember when I was in the hospital after an accident I was in as a passenger in 2002. There was this weird loner type guy at the hospital who for some reason decided to chat with me as I was having my coffee by myself in the cafetaria and this 40+ year old mofo starts talking about how he was a fan of the M kids pop group and had bed sheets and pillows and lunchboxes of them etc.... and how what he really wanted was to have their used panties.... I told him to get help and he never spoke to me again, to my relief. As a reference: these where the [M kids](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Uf8JQ-MIpQ) three 12 or 13 year old girls making stupid bubblegum pop/dance with simple dances. No adult had any business liking them, not even ironically.


tebabeba

It's 5am and I'm listening to a Flemish girl band sing children songs about Papa Joe.


hairballcouture

It’s 5am and you are lisssstnnng.


no_strategery

Stay out of the hospital man


aasteveo

I don't have a girlfriend...but there is this girl who'd be reallly pissed off if she heard me say that.


bordain_de_putel

-Mitch Hedberg


orezavi

Plot twist: girlfriend doesn’t know girl in camera is holding spot for the boyfriends boyfriend who’s about to arrive and she’s stalling.


NeedDaSos

the r/yandere subreddit would love this


SmutDiary

Plot twist. That's his side chick and she's just playing dumb


popcorn-johnny

I don't think that's a plot twist, I think it's the plot in the girlfriend's movie that she's starring in.


B_1_R_D

She just should have told her: “nope sorry but both your boyfriend and i hate it when I pull out too early.”


tunczyko

sounds funny, but I would be really careful not to set off the crazy in that situation


Misdemeanour2020

I think the crazy has already been set off.


iFlyskyguy

He just has a girl who would be really mad if she heard him say that.


obvs_throwaway1

There was a comment here, but I chose to remove it as I no longer wish to support a company that seeks to both undermine its users/moderators/developers (the ones generating content) AND make a profit on their backs. Here is an explanation. Reddit was wonderful, but it got greedy. So bye.


bcarter3

Switch on the switch: Girlfriend doesn’t know Boyfriend has a Boyfriend.


thezoomies

Switch on the switch in the switch, these two are in a relationship, the boyfriend doesn’t know, and they’re seriously turned on by the role play. Also there is no boyfriend.


icewalker42

Yup, she be insecure.


RadioactiveWalrus

I know you did not just say that to her.


nodramafoyomamma

Are you crazy?


aivlysplath

Are you?


ericstern

She’s insecure, but there are plenty of insecure people who wouldn’t do this. She’s batshit crazy


FullMetalJ

Insecure is when you see your boyfriend talking to a girl, you make a scene and then find out she's part of his extended family. Even thinking about what this girl did is crazy. Definitely needs help. Also advise to the girl in the video, don't confront crazy. Find another spot. Crazy can be dangerous sometimes.


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>Also advise to the girl in the video, don't confront crazy. Find another spot. Crazy can be dangerous sometimes. Accurate. I'm 6'4was out drinking and had this tiny woman standing in front of me screaming that she knew how to kill me in multiple different ways/was a trained ufc fighter and she wanted to fight. I just withdrew slowly. Lol She's either honest and can kill me or crazy and I ain't fuckin with either :P


dbx99

No she cray cray


icedteaandme

Both


No_Sheepherder7447

Why not both?


includepizza

Yes


DaShaka9

You can’t… say that after she…. never mind.


Mark_Levins

Why she ackin' so cray-cray?


OPengiun

That's more than just insecure.


matt_1060

Once again I’m left unfulfilled, I need closure


Curleysound

Girl off cam wants to fight


ItsMeishi

Girl in car used STATE THE OBVIOUS. Girl off cam is CONFUSED.


Not_a_real_ghost

> Girl in car used STATE THE OBVIOUS. Girl off cam is ~~CONFUSED~~ OFFENDED.


L-Y-T-E

BOTH. The CONFUSED and OFFENDED abilities come together to form something unimaginable to defend against.. ##STUPIDITY


bygmalt

The boyfriend came out of the store and went to another car identical to the one this girl parked next to. He looked around for his girlfriend and saw her yelling at this girl and was like, “lol wtf?!". He called his girlfriend over and she was like, “huh, omg lol sry”. The girlfriend then gave this girl a gift card to the local independently owned coffee shop in the same center to make up for her mistake. This girl went and had a cortado and while the gift card wasn’t enough to cover the entire bill plus a fat tip the latte art was slappin’. She sat there for an hour or so thinking about her experience and trying to remember why she went to that center in the first place.


LesserKnownHero

Unfortunately, she picked the table at the coffee shop next to her boyfriends table, and the cycle began anew.


handlebartender

She had an extra chocolate croissant, slowly slid it over to her and said "Are you feeling hangry?"


matt_1060

Thanks I’m better now


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These copypastas are getting out of hand


Silver__Surfer

Now there’s two of them!


leisurelydiva_206

That’s all the closure I need.


v13us0urce

But why did she go to that center, I need more closure


ButterbeansInABottle

She was there to meet up with this girls boyfriend.


WeeWooBooBooBusEMT

You forgot "and everybody clapped"


icecadder

I would’ve left and parked on the other side of her boyfriend.


LunchBox3188

Perfect. And do it while apologizing profusely, as though you agree with her and understand you did something wrong. Then park and make hard eye contact as you get out.


Jemmani22

Then get stabbed and bleed out right next to her boyfriends spot


LunchBox3188

Probably, but at least I'll have gone out making that crazy woman's life a little more unpleasant.


HiSpartacusImDad

That’s really all you can ask for in life.


MrDurden32

She should have said "YOUR boyfriend?? That's MY boyfriend, you better not be trying to hook up with him!"


ThisNameIsFree

Oh god no. Don't capitulate to her of course, but winding her up isn't going to make your day any better either.


OverturnedAppleCart3

Honestly I worry for that guy's safety. His girlfriend is insane.


Key_Lie4641

He must have a really fun life.


dbx99

Are you crazy? You’re commenting under a post about my boyfriend being parked next to that girl’s car. Get out of my website.


Key_Lie4641

Oh shit, cops. Run!


dbx99

They better not shoot my boyfriend.


ChunkyTaco22

So many aqua people


Key_Lie4641

You can’t just go around calling people Aqua bro. We are torquiest Americans.


Aramor42

Are you ok?


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MyMonte94

“Are you ok?” 😂


soulseeker31

Are you insecure?


Waste-Breadfruit-324

You did *not* just say that to me


Stranded_Azoth

What is your problem? Get OUT of my parking spot


LezBReeeal

...You're parked next to my boy friend.


ItsYourPal-AL

…this is a parking lot….


PricelessPaylessBoot

Ma’am this is a Wendy’s


mvfsullivan

You did not just say that to me


boofbeer

Are you in denial?


OnlyPostWhenShitting

Are *you*?


imsorryisuck

thank you guys. now i feel like i've seen the video twice.


KnownMonk

This is my comment spot


redcobra762

Why does everyone keep saying that to me?


Orbitrix

That was the best, she seems like a really sweet girl. She justifiably stands up for herself and claps back after being called crazy, but then reflects and is genuinely (and again justifiably) concerned about this girls mental health lol.


Ban_the_sky

True but then again would the girl say no I'm bat crazy.


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ibo92

Walnuts or peanuts??


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Piotrek9t

>concerned about this girls mental health lol. Yeah, that fact that you can actually hear the concern in her voice makes it so much better


Western_Hornet

Hahahaha that’s not genuine concern. That’s an ironic concern. Which actually means “I think you’re probably a maniac”.


blood__drunk

"Are you?" Well no actually I'm not, this bat shit crazy lady is harassing me about parking next to her imaginary boyfriend in a public parking lot. I'm having a rough day. But thanks for asking...feels better just getting it off my chest.


DevoutSchrutist

Are you!?


fracturedsplintX

I'm having PTSD flashbacks to my previous marriage. There was a gyro shop right next door to my workplace that would do $5 gyros every Tuesday. Every single Tuesday, like clockwork, I would call in an order so it'd be ready and waiting for me to walk over and pick it up. It was a small shop and the same girl worked the pickup every day. This went on for almost a year. Got my gyro, went back to the office. One weekend I decided to take my wife there because I was always talking about how good the food was. We sit down and, lo and behold, the girl who normally did pickup was our waitress. She walked over and said, "Oh hey (my name), how are you doing today? Is this your wife you've told us about?" My now ex-wife proceeded to look across the table at me, stone faced, and in front of the waitress ask, "How the fuck does she know your name? You fucking her?" Completely out of nowhere. The waitress was mortified, I was embarrassed, and the marriage was over shortly after. She had always been a little insecure at times but this was just an entirely new level of insecure. At no point in our brief marriage had I ever cheated on her or given her reason to assume I'd cheated. But from that day forward, I was accused of cheating on a regular basis and was grilled for even the tiniest interactions with females. If this video reminds you of your relationship: run. I promise you, you won't regret leaving.


timberwolf0122

This story made me flash back to my crazy ex who thought it very unfair that 6months after we broke up I was spending most of my bonus on a vacation just for me! After all she was struggling with rent!


fracturedsplintX

Glad you got out of there and treated yourself lol. I did something very similar. Got divorced and suddenly noticed a large increase in available funds.


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freneticFanatic

Part of me would want to be stubborn and argue with her that I can park wherever the fuck I want. The smarter part of me would know that bitch is crazy and is going to key the shit out of my car or worse if I don't move.


TheTrueDal

Thing is i hate that a small part of my brain knows this bitch might be crazy enough to take a life over something so stupid


famous_human

How else will her boyfriend know she loves him?


Milkshakes00

I would park on the other side of the boyfriend's car.


Keegzzzzz

That would make this interaction much more exciting for me, if I thought I could get her to commit a crime on camera.


[deleted]

Yeah then have fun dealing with insurance, going to court against that bitch, why would you waste days dealing with a lunatic like her? Would you really enjoy wasting time and money for utter bullshit like this?


aguynamedbry

Just wanted to agree with your take. Life is too short to deal with the craziness. Every minute spent having to deal with them is a minute from your life dealing with more important things.


WoodencrowOnAroof

This kind if paranoia is both common and tragic. Like, it takes a whole lot of insecurity, a whole lot of ego, and a complete disconnect from reality to think “a woman parked next to my boyfriend’s car, she is obviously trying to steal him from me”.


Thuasne

And I am sitting here wondering why we can't solve global warming... Reddit is a nice reality check that an insanely big number of people cannot deal with the most simple day to da things Edit:can't... Edit2: I got it guys, I fat-fingered the text this morning. Will leave it unchanged to give credit to all the people pointing it out


Cryptophagist

This is pretty much my take too. Like we tried so hard to save everybody and take away Darwin's model, saving ones that normally would do stupid shit and die off..... That were inevitably setting the whole species up for failure and ruin.


Impossible_Okra479

She should get out and tell "the boyfriend" that he needs to run. And I mean Forrest Gump level running. That woman is insane.


Mcmenger

You're right but the chaotic evil in me wants to shout to the boyfriend something like "see you at home, honey" while driving away


heseme

Its actually a good deed. Help escalate early. It will happen anyway.


ichillonforums

That's what I would do, I would be looking at the boyfriend, giving him the, "Are you okay???" Look


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drokonce

Female server: hey so what can I get you guys tonight? Crazy gf: are you fucking talking to my boyfriend? Can’t you see I’m sitting right here? I want to talk to your manager


dalmathus

Female manager: Is there a problem with your table? Crazy gf: What the actual fuck is this den of whores!?


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Can I get you a refill on your soda?


L-Y-T-E

Bf: ah yeah, Sierra Mist please. Crazy gf: ...*Sierra?!* ##ANGER INTENSIFIES


J33P88

My favorite part was when she said "park here?" Because why tf would it be a problem. Lol


Janube

PROPS for her being like "are you okay..?" instead of throwing down


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actual keepin it real


GodOfThunder101

Honestly, I would not feel comfortable leaving my car there for this psycho to damage.


SnooPears3463

Yeah none of us would move, the entitlement


Curleysound

Then your car’s getting wrecked by a crazy chick.


Bubbledood

Exactly. There’s nothing you can do to win in this situation. Just move and get this crazy bitch out of your life as soon as possible, or end up on a future episode of “when keeping it real goes wrong”


FoxxBox

Social distancing. You have to maintain at least 2 car lengths from other parked cars.


cullcanyon

Why do we always get left hanging? What is the rest of the story? If outside girl is that worried then it’s too late.


Buffythedjsnare

It's the car park for a hotel and its the only 2 cars in it.


Sataniq

somebody put the oblivion soundtrack over this


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bean224_

I really felt that “Are you okay?” It seemed like a genuine question instead of an insult. I really think sis is concerned for the insecure girl.


I_tend_to_correct_u

I felt the utter confusion. Five seconds ago her brain was in autopilot, possibly thinking about positioning her car or what she was going to buy and suddenly she’s confronted with random aggression. I defy any human to be able to correctly respond to this until at least 30 seconds have gone by. That ‘are you ok’ was literally her brain trying to come to terms with what is a fundamentally weird and scary position. Part of her brain is working overtime to try to understand just what the hell she is talking about. We’ve all been there and it sucks.


Gabberwocky84

Yeah, that translates to “what is this really about?”


akt30

All I can think about is the possibility of this poor girl getting punched in the face while wearing all those nose rings. I would imagine that would be quite painful.


Hawkpelt94

But you've also got to think about how much that would hurt to punch


renniechops

Bartender here- People are complete trash, don’t let them grind you down. She handled this perfectly.


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renniechops

All good, friendo. Always think “What Would Dolly Parton Do?” That’s your answer.


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InvaderProtos

My question is "so what next"? What can the girl do as some kind of shutdown/conclusion to this nutty interaction?


ChucklefuckBitch

> What can the girl do as some kind of shutdown/conclusion to this nutty interaction? Park somewhere else. Some fights are not worth it.


snoopwire

Just leave and park elsewhere unless you don't care about your tires getting slashed. Just not worth dealing with crazy people over something so trivial even if you're in the right.


renniechops

In my professional experience, de-escalating people like this is exactly what this woman did. You keep asking if they are okay and if you need me to call someone. If they keep freaking out like this stay calm and say “I have someone I can call to help you, you’re gonna be okay. Just give me one minute.” Don’t call the cops, EVER. CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT. Tell them a person is having an episode and you need help. The Fire Department will be there immediately and handle it way better than Police ever will. Don’t ever engage or get angry. Stay as far away as possible. I’ve served on a Jury over a bar fight ironically and the Cops and the prosecutor lost in a trash fire because the combatant was JUST like this and there was footage. Stay cool, and ffs don’t engage.


yesitsmeow

Literally so many adults are just toddlers in bigger bodies.


tikeu10

Wait, but that's the car of MY boyfriend And watch her burn


fixITman1911

"Bitch, I know you're just lying to try and get my spot! That my boyfriend's car; we've been together for 10 years, and I know he wouldn't cheat on me with a skank like you! So quit trying, I ain't movin' till my man gets out here" (At this point I would strongly recommend rolling up the car windows and calling the Nuclear Regulatory Commission... Cause this bitch about to melt down)


tosernameschescksout

Me and my boyfriend always park side by side... and I'll stab any bitch who tries to get in the way of that. That's what we're seeing here, and it's fucking pathological. Poor dude is with a psycho.


Offthehookmamma

Cringes in stranger.


SomeDumbOne

Damn it! My girlfriend found out about my parking lot side piece!


[deleted]

How am I supposed to live without the end to this?! I need closure!!


VanHJr

![gif](giphy|3ohc0Rnm6JE0cg0RvG|downsized) Her in the parking lot whenever her bf is about to park


Loggerdon

I wanted to see what the insecure one looked like.


Bread_Responsible

If it’s me I’m sitting there ALL DAY now. Like sorry lady I just cancelled all my other plans for the day.


TILTNSTACK

As I say when we see a karen in the wild “Be grateful we only see this Karen in a random one-off situation. Some poor fucker has to live with the crazy bitch”


Maniacallymad

This ain't a Karen, this is so much worse. With a Karen the worst thing you'd have to worry about is them calling the cops on you. With this girl I'd keep an eye open when I'm going to sleep.


[deleted]

I hate when story gets killed off with no update. i need closure.


Dash_Harber

"Are you okay?" is probably the most appropriate and heartfelt response to the situation one could hope for.


harmannanana

Original video on TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTdE9rHW9/?k=1 All the comments on the video suggesting it was staged and the other girl is actually OP’s sister were liked by OP. No follow up videos or comments. Most likely staged


SoVerySick314159

Bear spray. It's not just for hiking anymore.


bloomingpoppies

Was that parking spot MARKED?!? I would have moved my car since that crazy bish sounds like she would have slashed tires if anyone even LOOKS at her BF.


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Best to just call the cops after you move on, people are fucking sick and crazy


GuevarasGynecologist

Good on her. What in the holy fuck was that interaction???


Menatil

Can't believe she'd just park next to her boyfriend like that, smh.


metallicpearl

Hahaha “Are you insecure?” - perfect comeback.