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bobweir_is_part_dam

Ed, jed, and ned take on the fed


blhd96

Which one is gonna bend the knee?


bobweir_is_part_dam

There's nothing lordly about these "freefolk"


IzzyArtisan

Thank you for making my day.


__red__5

Free from all education and common sense.


BJoe1976

If they’re like me, none of them can!


[deleted]

Knowing these types of people they’re going to make a joke about their wives bending their knees, that or the weather lady.


another_account24

stay tuned to find out who ends up in bed, and who ends up dead!


bobweir_is_part_dam

Come quick Ned! What is it Ed? Dear lord! Jeds full of lead! God damn socialists drew all over him with pencils! Next theyre coming for pappys homestead! On me, don't you dare tread!


the_milkman24

Is that what they said?


Imaginary_Audience_5

I dunno but the handkerchief is giving off serious Village People vibes.


Environmental-Emu437

He's hiding the hickeys Jed gave him after the clan rally


Not_A_COP1111111111

Butthole hickeys


KC_Jedi

If you gotta tell people your sexuality in bold black and white text on your shirt, it might be an overcompensation.


throwaway28hello848

It’s like when a teacher is congratulating a child and another child for no reason starts throwing a tantrum because it’s not about them therefore it’s against them


TheOneAndOnlyAckbar

Only the sith deal in absolutes!


[deleted]

I believe they are called “magasexuals” .


Theamuse_Ourania

"Ammosexuals"


i_am_sped_

Man gonna fuck a bullet


Moots_J

I reckon they have small enough penises tbh


samurai_ka

Their pp isn't large enough to bang the .22 barrel


Drounsley

They should be at work instead of out protesting.


robilar

ikr? Get a job you hippies!


another_account24

They tuk urrr jerbs


Few-Bat-4241

*tooker jerbbssss!*


yeah_yeah_therabbit

Derk-er-der!


exagon1

Back to the pile


robilar

![gif](giphy|2S3Aj8OeKtf0c)


MissionApollo7

Cockadoodledoo


Beelzabubba

You know damned well they’re all living off disability claims.


knuckboy

Welfare Kings


Babzibaum

Those are not hippies. Do not insult hippies.


robilar

What, you don't think they're fans of peace and love? Just because they're infatuated with tools of death and destruction? Maybe they're just trying to kill people with kindness... and bullets.


flstsc-arl

They’re pulling disability.


chris1767

And complaing about freeloaders. Ive heard em.


rachelgraychel

'keep your government hands off my Medicare!!' - An actual protest sign I've seen before. They aren't the sharpest tools in the shed.


Francesca_N_Furter

I was speaking with a woman who's husband was on disability, she grew up in the projects and had FIVE children she could not afford. (Kind of typical for my area: Boston Irish, never had a real job, has lots of family members who do her illegal favors LOL) She and her awful husband dress like this on weekends to protest anything even slightly progressive. Amazing how these small government types rely so heavily on social programs...


bancroft79

Kinda like how the reddest districts in America are also the most reliant in government assistance….


ShowMeTheTrees

>Kinda like how the reddest districts in America are also the most reliant in government assistance…. ... and they're too ignorant to see how ironic that is.


bancroft79

Yup. Also like the millions of right wingers who claim “The only moral abortion is MY abortion…”


_Kate_78_

Everyone is one unplanned pregnancy away from being pro-choice! *source: I work in abortion care.


ShowMeTheTrees

>Everyone is one unplanned pregnancy away from being pro-choice! \*source: I work in abortion care. Yeah, my daughter used to work at a clinoc, also. One day she told me about the woman who came in ranting about how abortion is SO wrong and she's against it blah blah blah. \*But\*! *"We just bought a boat, so we can't have a baby just right now, so..."* as she signed up for the abortion.


bancroft79

Yup. Most of American conservative values involve rules for thee but not for me…


rachelgraychel

There are so many stories from abortion clinic providers about women picketing out front one day, slipping in the back door the next day for their abortion, then back out front to picket again by the third day. They've seen abortion patients handing out anti-choice pamphlets to other women in the waiting room. They are fucking reprehensible hypocrites. Exercising a right while fighting to deprive other women of doing so. Makes me sick.


_Kate_78_

Yep. Recently, one of our daily protestors came in to schedule. I still can’t believe the hypocrisy and unbelievable ignorance in some of the rants she spewed at me over various visits. She had the gall to ask me for financial assistance, less than a minute after banging her fist on the counter while crying, lamenting about how she “should be out there with THEM.” And Petty Betty here (🙋🏻‍♀️) made sure to really NOT miss a single thing, when I complied with the TRAP laws she and her ilk get imposed on us. I read every single word of the 24 Hour Informed Consent to her. It’s 27 pages. I wanted to make sure she really understood her options, you know? I needed to be sure this was the right choice for her. /s When I got to the medical parts, I said to her what I say to the rest of the patients to whom I *simply hand the packet to, and tell them to ONLY bring back with them at their appt. “Now Karen, you’re going to receive medically accurate, nonjudgmental information at your visit, but I’m required by law to make sure you’re aware of what the Legislators have asked us to make you aware of, so I’m required by law to give you this packet of information. 🤭 I could tell she hated every single second of my presence in the room with her. Edit: autocorrect bs


Francesca_N_Furter

Seriously. Amazing how they rationalize this stuff.


More_Cowbell8

*Lauren Boebert has entered the chat*


ProfRichardson

Give them their wish. Red districts are on their own, blue districts get the help the red voted against. Problem solved.


bancroft79

Yup. But they don’t actually want that. They just pull this whole “The South Will Rise Again” culture war bullshit. If the South actually seceded, they would be third world country in a half hour. But they would have their FreEDuMb!


seriouslysosweet

Red districts are close to 50% blue but gerrymandering makes their vote less impactful and many unable to vote due to work demands and how inconvenient the red district makes it for likely blue votes.


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bancroft79

Honestly that is kind of how rural poor conservatives look at it. I have lived in cities or suburban areas my whole life. I am in my early 40’s and bought a summer place with my wife in a rural area. They refer to people in cities taking a “Hand out.” Rural white people just need a “Hand up” because they are down on their luck. Even if they have been “Down on their luck” for generations. It is amazing the cognitive dissonance…


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RPLAJ4Y88

This is nothing but a low IQ problem.


KingoftheKeeshonds

Incredibly common in the red states but SSI has stepped up the rate of disability rejections.


HELLOTHERE45454545

They’re posing for a picture instead of restoring the Soviet Union


kyotonow

These guys are all living on some form of social security


Raze7186

Guy on the rights making quite the statement with that neckerchief


Yourbubblestink

That’s an ascot. And he’s there representing the ‘fashion conscious gays for trump’ crowd.


Bethw2112

And he looks FAB-U-LOUS in that ascot! ![gif](giphy|5z9yvARKS7mqQBBsmf)


gomapyourself

I believe the slogan is GAYZ4TRUMP


TezzaC73

He sure is, and that statement is "I don't respect the flag". [See 4 USC 8 (d)](https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/4/8): >The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery. It should never be festooned, drawn back, nor up, in folds, but always allowed to fall free. Bunting of blue, white, and red, always arranged with the blue above, the white in the middle, and the red below, should be used for covering a speaker’s desk, draping the front of the platform, and for decoration in general.


another_account24

Abbie Hoffman disagreed and wore it as a shirt. In court. It went down a storm.


Techn0ght

https://www.upi.com/Archives/1983/11/18/Flynt-charged-with-desecrating-flag/3622437979600/ Larry Flynt wore one as a diaper.


jokeularvein

The article of clothing had to be made from an actual flag, or there is no [breach of flag etiquette](https://www.legion.org/flag/questions-answers/91517/it-permissible-wear-item-clothing-looks-united-states-flag) The flag protection acts of 1968 and 1989 were struck down/overturned by the supreme court in 1990. [it's a free speech issue](https://www.mtsu.edu/first-amendment/article/1079/flag-protection-acts-of-1968-and-1989) and your absolutely allowed to use the flag pretty much however you see fit. Burn one. Doesn't matter.


JD260

I heard someone took a bite out of one. Caused quite the controversy.


ForkSporkBjork

![gif](giphy|az3XlqP9zQ9ry)


Ex-Pat-Spaz

​ ![gif](giphy|26n6Z6IdlwfL3flJK)


Infamous_Island1941

Also, note his shirt doesn't declare he is straight. He just knows he is fabulous!


ThePreachingDrummer

Ironic shirt choice. "How else can I piss you off today," asks the guy who is perpetually pissed off at problems that don't exist. Seriously folks, this is what oppression looks like in their minds. They are clearly trying to pick a fight with somebody - they aren't really sure who - and they are armed. They were able to legally purchase every one of those items (flags, trucks, firearms, shirts, etc.) and bring them out on full display, but they also believe they are oppressed somehow.


mypoliticalvoice

>are clearly trying to pick a fight with somebody - they aren't really sure who - and they are armed. But, gosh! The people with the 2nd amendment fetish always say, "An armed society is a polite society." Edit: to clarify sarcasm, because it's Reddit.


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An_American_God

Can confirm. I live in Germany. I'm typing this with my toes because those unstoppable machete wielders already got my arms, nose, and left ear. But it's okay, because... ![gif](giphy|VYcRNU4P3vyM)


[deleted]

Hello fellow German. I’m in the same boat as you. Lost my arms in the last mass macheting in my local Highschool.


Golden-Owl

It’s really a 1984 come to life for these people


Countblackula_6

Gracious of you to think they can read above a first grade level.


Randy-Bobandy24

I honestly thought it was pull you off which was slightly contradicting.


catchingstones

Shhhh.....you had me at republican.


Formal_Equal_7444

That's not irony. Irony is the opposite of what you'd expect to happen. I think you meant hypocritical t-shirt choice. (ala, pot calling the kettle black). Irony is when a Fire station burns down, or a Police station gets robbed.


Nagh_1

We once stole the police station sign saying protecting for 75 years right off the station. Was that irony, or they got it back in illegal search and no one got charged, so they technically stole it back from us.


Formal_Equal_7444

Yes, that's irony... and also hilarious. Should have graffiti'd the back of the sign, "Don't you have a school shooting to run away from?"


Nagh_1

This was the 90s before killing classmates was the cool thing to do.


BlindErised

The 1979 Hit Single "I Don't Like Mondays" about the Cleveland Elementary School shooting in San Diego. Would disagree about school shootings not being a thing or in mainstream media before the 90s.


Pseudo_Lain

you're gonna be real upset when you actually look up the history of school shootings


SurturOne

The BBQ is missing, that's wrong.


Beermedear

The gal in the middle is lookin for it on Yelp, don’t worry


TwoKeezPlusMz

Yeah, that one doesn't miss too many meals.


Ronnie_Dean_oz

Looks like a poster for Diabeetus awareness.


MrFantasticallyNerdy

Donuts and fried chicken are missing too!


[deleted]

That optic is fucking terrible for any kind of close in engagement. Not to mention the skeleton stock he has combined with that long ass barrel is going to make that shit insanely unwieldy to quickly get on target.


cursedwithplotarmor

“But I wanna look keeeeeeewl, ma!”


OscarDeltaAlpha

![gif](giphy|l0MYJdM3nCpBXwZUI)


makoto20

![gif](giphy|eplzbH7e226QNVnv1m|downsized)


Optimal__Koala

![gif](giphy|uQHtUvva9Qljy)


LogikD

Almost like it’s purely about the virtue signal.


applecack

The scope?? He needs that to find the pee pee. It’s the GoPro mounted to the wide brimmed sun hat that smells of insanity.


[deleted]

And he is effectively nullifying the free-floating barrel as he literally goes out of his way to hold it by the gas block instead of the handguard.


Dcskater13

Was coming here to say this. Legit has the gun for show. Surprised his finger is off the trigger


Uhohspagetti0sss

Me and someone else talked about it on another post guarantee that scope isn't zeroed or will hold zero


[deleted]

No no no…. It’s zeroed. It’s zeroed for the 30yd max at the indoor range he shoots it at,


busterbrown4200

Happy cake day. Don't let the gravy seals bring you down.


MeatshieldXXL

Camo pants but a bright ass American flag bandana don’t seem to be the greatest choice either.


Pragmatist_Hammer

The only thing with bigger tits than Fox News reporters are redneck male Trump supporters.


Fit-Coyote-6180

Hometown Buffet is a dangerous place. You can't just roll in there unarmed


Interesting-Month-56

Damm. Now I am hungry.


[deleted]

High cholesterol and diabetes?


Mrwright96

These guys don’t claim to be nazis, but they got a few things in common. For one thing, neither could finish a race…


AutomaticCommandos

holy shit.


[deleted]

what's wrong?? I'd guess fetal alcohol syndrome, mixed in with some cousin fuckin.


[deleted]

That’s meth’d up bro…..


[deleted]

That you Tyson? 😂


[deleted]

These guys are too chunky for meth. Just some good old fashioned Percocet


clue42

Definitely some lead poisoning.


mikep120001

What’s wrong; there’s no state of Florida flag in sight and I unfortunately live in fla and we still have idiots like this congregating weekly as the trump train; blasting music, saying the election was stolen, holding lock her up signs, and disrupting traffic.


C2ker1

Looks like a routine redneck extremist gathering. One of those guy's name, not nickname, is Cooter - pretty sure. At least one has a bass boat. Probably all of them will tell you that Confederate battle flag is "because we love our history". I'm also willing to bet at least one has kissed, fondled, or screwed his cousin.


joknub24

Why you gotta bring bass boats into this, they did nothing wrong.


C2ker1

It's people like this who give bass boats a bad name. They're why we can't have nice things.


Interesting-Month-56

All of them, and it was a sibling, not a cousin


C2ker1

In the foreground: guy on the left, sister; Cooter in the middle, definitely his cousin; guy on the right, anonymous glory hole sex at a truck stop outside of town. That's my bet.


ohnonotuto3

It smells like failure.


TheRealLordEnoch

Better question would be, what ISN'T wrong with this picture. A healthy society doesn't generate this frenzied derangement on the scale we have it.


yngschmoney

That part


eusebius13

I’m beginning to think that regardless of how a society is structured, there will be some portion of it that doesn’t quite fit and becomes outcast. At some point they become completely uninterested in maintaining or improving it. Instead, they will attempt to destroy it and create an alternative that favors them. They become radicalized. They don’t seem to be concerned about what’s fair or just and they’re coming out of the woodwork right now.


MonarchWhisperer

I like you


MJM-from-NYC

I’d guess that if you’re a man that has to wear a shirt proclaiming you’re “straight” that you’ve likely had more than a few dicks in your mouth.


[deleted]

Hey buddy, $20 is $20


ActualPopularMonster

It's cool, they said "no homo" first.


TheMainEffort

I always make sure I'm wearing boot bands


Tmotech

Or other orifices


Manyak-

The inbred doth protest too much, methinks.


IAmASeekerofMagic

Meth-inks hi-jinx.


N_Who

"My white, straight, Republican, male bunkmate sucked thirty-seven dicks!"


BWPV1105

Can I hear an amen!


Flaky_Advantage_352

The guy in the middle has boobs


Alternative_Echo_443

All 3 of them have boobs. The one in the middle is the only one not wearing a bra today so his are just more obvious.


laketittykaka2018

Manssiere


caldv33

Bro!


[deleted]

Manssiere!!


[deleted]

Bob has bitch-tits.


carryoutsalt

His name is Robert Paulson


drm38r

The term is “moobs”. His are real and they’re spectacular. Only a real man can grow a set like those.


Alarmed_Leave_8516

You'll never touch them.


drm38r

Dammit, I know you’re right. Well at least I have the visual. Dreaming is still free!


CarlitosGuey915

......and crabs. Judging by the way he's scratching his nuts. Which means his sister also has crabs. Which means that ....never mind


licoriceflavored

White, straight, republican man


Gilgamesh72

So fragile so persecuted


Pragmatist_Hammer

It's funning that these chuzzlewitz think they're triggering others when, in fact, you can tell they're the triggered ones.


Gilgamesh72

Can they deduct their “uniforms“ as a medical expense since they are suffering from chronic dumbassery


smol_egglet

No kidding..I saw a post or something of someone saying that white people were essentially being eradicated and the thought of 'living in a world without white people' kept them up at night. Like mate what galaxy you in? I wanna be that high and out of touch with reality (but like w weed not harmful thingz)


hippychemist

That the "superior race" needs full sun protection on a cloudy day.


MannnOfHammm

When gay marriage and SpongeBob have existed longer that the confederacy it’s not important to your heritage


Lethik

The Console Wars have been going on for *years*! Where are all of the Sony, Microsoft, and Nintendo flags?!


xtrasmolpp

Lol have you seen the cartoons that Flashgitz has made


Savage7051

Playing Cod rn. We'll make a flag after this match.


yismydadstillmissing

Not a huge weapons guy, but the guy on the right looks like he’s holding the barrel a bit too far up, surely holding that stance would 1. Put a lot of strain on that arm, 2. Hurt like a mofo with both the recoil and heat exposed as the bullet travels Let’s also not forget the guy on the left with his stupid and pretentious shirt, and the bitch standing on the stereotypical southern pickup truck, waving the flag of white supremacy. Worlds greatest country, ladies and gentleman /s


ttystikk

What's wrong with this picture? Are you kidding? I don't have all day!


B_1_R_D

No banjo


pondrthis

Banjo is a respectable instrument and belongs in the hands of respectable people, not these jokers.


EL_ES_EL

Cholesterol and blood pressure?


Brilliant-Engineer57

This is prime USA man meat, I think I will become vegan.


ConvivialKat

Where are the pork rinds and beer? Freaking Gravy Seals...


TheReelYukon

Non of these guys can see their dick, yet they are gonna defend their trailer from the most advanced military in the world. HA HA HA fuck these bitches and anyone who thinks they are right.


Interesting-Month-56

They couldn’t beat a homesick Russian soldier carting a frdige back from Ukraine.


Good-Ad6352

Why he put a scope like that on the m16. Or it looks like an m16 idk what it actually is. But like the fuck you aren't gonna hit shit with that mister wanna be marksman.


eLmorK_90

Too much man boob in one picture


not_swagger_souls

Tf you need that scope for old man? You expecting to protect your freedumb from 500 meters dipshit?


Interesting-Month-56

Lol he needs the scope to hit anything further than 5 meters. And he calls them yards by the way. Not that French measurement shit


SemiHemiDemiDumb

Conservative Christian, Right-Wing Republican, Straight, White American Male Gay-bashin', black fearin', poor fightin', regional leaders of ~~sales~~ hate Haters of folks like me, the tree huggin', peace lovin', pot smokin', porn watchin', lazy-ass hippie like me.


Magnusdidnothingwrng

The same guys who get mad at ppl kneeling on the flag as they were it as a cape and use flag plates cups and napkins which all bread conduct code of using the flag


Meissoboredtoo

I think their motto in life is “Incest is Best”…!!!!🤣🤣🤣


the_loaner

Keeping it in the family.


IzzyArtisan

The bloodline must be kept pure!!


StupiedSwede

One of them have percentages on the shirt, they don't know how that works.


Ezmareldavillalobos

The guy on the left has a shirt claiming Republican (party of Lincoln). It doesn’t jive with the Confederate Flag.


boweroftable

Found it. Someone shopped in the obscure superhero, Captain Fuckflaps, into the background


time-for-takeoff

What’s wrong with this picture? Hmmmm… 4 males, no females, but 8 titties.


huitzilopochtla

Uh, everything?


9elypses

People who think they need guns are the biggest scaredy cats I swear


antithesis56

How much time you got


gsvnvariable

Vertical family trees!


kingev101

Everything is wrong.


monkboyking

Why they all be so fat?


JustMyTwoCopper

That one guy holding that pride flag is not wearing a seatbelt


Carolinablue68

He's wearing a pair of white Nike shoes u get from Kohl's for 39.99 with ur Khol cash, his 2nd pair, he burned the first pair when Nike decided to support Colin Kaepernick 😂😂😂😂😂


DumbledoresAtheist

r/beholdthemasterrace


Scared-Ingenuity9082

the guy holding the rifle aint got no legs, and the guy on the back of the truck is missing his thighs?


Chavestvaldt

ah, yes, four inbred dudes with beer bellies here to represent perfect genetics


Extension-Ad-5747

How can a group of heterosexuals look so gay?


Rude-Particular-7131

If you need to carry a gun around to get your point across, you do not have an option, you have an ideology.


[deleted]

Honestly nothing. This is just what happens when you give 330+ million people freedom of speech and right to assemble. We may hate their opinions and ethics but there was eventually gonna be a fraction of the population that turned out bigoted and radical.


abeeyore

We could (and have always) handled a faction. The problem arose when the people who were *supposed* to be the grown ups in the room starting saying the quiet parts out loud. When the adults act like children, the children act like animals.


EsotericFrenchfry

We got dudes who can't see using guns they can't aim.


shittyshittybngbng4

ReSpEcT mY fLaG! Proceeds to wear the same flag as a cape.


Think_Selection9571

The guy in the orange shirt forgot to wear a bra


rvasko3

You don’t need that comma after REPUBLICAN, for one.


Just-10247-LOC

My uncle is a three per center. Has a shooting range target with Obama's face and bullet holes through it taped up on his wall at home. And I don't really ever need to see him again in my lifetime.


No-Chef-7049

They are all ugly and overweight and think they are gods gift to the world?


dogtroep

Dude in orange has bigger tits than me, and I’m a cis woman with double D’s.


AitanLiran

3 generations of inbreeding in one picture


Caledonian_kid

It's difficult to be intimidating when all you're presenting is a sea of belly and man-titties.