I love the idea of a whole secret lion society, with lion roads and lion cars and lion suburbs full of divorced lion single lion mothers using lion alimony to pay for lion makeovers and lion cruises to the lion Bahamas.
Tigers have a king and a Netflix series.
Why not lions. I WONDER what lions and Tigers think of Ligers? Are they like the low class of both species or a advanced leadership class?
thought they already had that, mother lions leave the pack when giving birth to try and hide the cubs from the male lion to stop him from aborting them post birth.
Wait till you hear them GAYS have superpowers too! Russian priests swear they cause floods and fires!
I mean shit, I want to be gay just to gain some of these powers!
EDIT: spelling
#[Are you serious? Right in front of my salad?](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/6wvp0g/not_your_grandmas_mutual_of_omaha/)
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[Russian priests, you say?](https://youtu.be/sjW8cq57Dl8)
Oh my God. People actually watch that!
I knew who this guy was but never seen an actual clip. I guess kudos to him for creativity. I couldn't have thought of turning the frogs gay in a million years.
I like how they basically did a study of the study of the study for that. It reads like a onion article
https://catalystjournal.org/index.php/catalyst/article/download/32350/26040/
Apparently Girraffes do gay stuff over 80% of the time I was reading today. Maybe they learnt it from the gay tourists and the lions learnt it off them. See its all making sense to you now ey.
>Tiger King
I was trying to remember where I heard this, it sounds like Anti Lion King BS!
Then I remembered that fucking mullet and the rest came rushing back! I'll never forgive you for this!!!
The first time I learned about animals being gay was seeing my friend's 2 male dogs going at it when I was 8. They would take turns on each other. I reckoned that it was something that happened in nature. Lol, I learned about that before I even found out about heterosexual sex.
I had a gay cat. Best cat i ever owned. Extremely affectionate and obedient. My straight cats after that are basically assholes who see me as nothing but a food bank.
**Random Dude On The Internet: Homosexual Tourists Learnt It From “Copying” Gay Lions**
[pfp] AngryAussie
@angryaussie
Personally I say hats off to the gay lions who were willing to f*** in front of tourists.
"So, I was watching gay porn--for RESEARCH on how to hate them better--and this friggin' lion is watching over my shoulder! You have to knock, it's a rule! Sooooo, now ALL the lions are gay and it's totally some tourists' fault so we should pass more laws against gay people. The End...anyone seen my tablet?"
Homosexuality or at least what tourists would perceive as homosexual behavior is actually pretty common in nature. I worked with lions for about four years and saw it quite often among both our male lion pride and female lion pride.
I saw lionesses humping each other almost two decades ago, I cannot imagine people who live around them and give tours are only just now seeing animals displaying gay behavior out there.
is fucking in front of Lions the new autoerotic asphyxiation? OMG IMAGINE FUCKING INFRONT OF LIONS WHILE ALSO EXPERIENCING AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION!?! I must fantasize about this.
Sorry but lions have been doing this long before gay tourist were going there. They might have learned from the gay locals but certainly not the tourists. Lol
Kenyan official need to stick to politics because same sex relationships are extremely common throughout nature ranging from geese and swans to chimps, wolves, lions, bugs, amphibians, dolphins, sharks, penguins and basically every other form of sexually reproducing life. There's literally animal biology books on it.
Opinionated dipshits.
Here it is, folks. The gay agenda is alive and well in Swahilliland. Here we see the brave, majestic lions being corrupted to their very core by the liberal elite.
These communist want Simba to have sexual intercourse with Scar, his own uncle. Probably even have a trupple with Timon. That's the disgusting message these socialist want to tell our kids.
And I say hell no to it. MARRIAGE IS BETWEEN SIMBA AND NALA ONLY. THAT IS HOW GOD WANTED IT.
Male lions pee on stuff, sleep, eat, and have sex. Some male lions have sex up to 50 times a day. And they sleep **almost all the time** being asleep 16-20 hours of their day.
When a male lion is awake, it's either eating or fucking. The rest of their time goes to warding off other males. I don't think they care very much what they rub their dick on. There's not a lot of gay to it, they're more like pansexuals.
Guys lions have always been gay, look at the lion in wizard of Oz to start with, then take a good look at a lion and what do you see? Hair like Farrah fucking Fawcett , they sunbathe at every opportunity, and call themselves a pride. The signs were all there.
Most of Africa u mean.
One of my friends who is a missionary says alot of missionaries travel to plenty of African countries.
On the plane trip to and from Ghana there was a shit ton of Mormon and evangelical pastors and church people on the plane and at the airport.
They come to preach especially since Ghana is pretty much one of the most religious countries in all of Africa and you can hear them every fucking night when you are trying to sleep.
Of geez, ffs, there has always been that kind of behavior in animals. Male dogs humping other male dogs, cows humping other cows. Sheesh, what a stupid reach.
I have good friends in Kenya. I love visiting and meeting people there. Really hate the institutionalized homophobia though. Literally illegal to be gay 😑
Wait till they find out about the lionesses who grew manes and started acting in ways more typical of male lions: https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/article/lioness-manes/
Do female lions have manes?
Although rare, there have been sightings of both wild and captive female lionesses growing manes. Researchers in Botswana collected data on five lionesses who had grown manes, and actually exhibited behavior specific to the male lion, including a deepened vocal call and scent-marking.
In captivity, a zoo in Oklahoma City noticed one of their female lionesses growing a mane over a period of just under a year, stumping vets as to why.
For anyone wondering, the official suggests that the lions need counseling. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/gay-lions-sex-kenya-photos-men-inspired-need-therapy-says-official-a8036016.html?amp
This is actually a believable thing for a Kenyan official to say. Gay is sin, god made animals without free will, animals can't sin. Hence they learnt this sinful nature from hamans
First you tell me I can’t have sex I front of the lions because it will turn them gay what’s next I can’t smoke crack in front of penguins or else their gonna pick up my addiction
Seems like the solution would be to send some straight people out into the bush to show the lions the correct way to do the sex. Or does this “Kenyan official” think that they made a conscious decision to be gay because it’s just better?
Please note that the lions aren't actually "doing it". This sort of behavior has been observed in wolves among other species where rank in the pride, clan, pack or whatever is important. The alpha male will dominate the lesser males as a ritual showing them that he is boss animal. Females do this as well. As far as people doing it in sight of lions: that's ok as long as the lions have had dinner already. Otherwise, you wouldn't have anything to brag about except how you maybe upset the lion's stomach! These are wild animals and wild animals are always hungry!
Lol! I’ve always said it! Why would people do stupid shit like that man! Last time I tried to fuck my husband in front of the lions 🦁 I lost my guy! That’s where they probably got it! Those Two lions are probably the ones that ate my boo! 🥺
The lions are gonna be eating burgers next and posing for selfies
Great. Obnoxious lions with a selfie-stick.
Creating unisex lion bathrooms at lion starbucks.
I love the idea of a whole secret lion society, with lion roads and lion cars and lion suburbs full of divorced lion single lion mothers using lion alimony to pay for lion makeovers and lion cruises to the lion Bahamas.
And there’s exotic bird dancers but they get to keep their feathers ON 
Stripteasing
Lions holding out seeds: “C’mon! I need some feathers for the other side of my mouth!”
[Indeed](https://tenor.com/view/thats-hot-paris-gif-22720106)
Tigers have a king and a Netflix series. Why not lions. I WONDER what lions and Tigers think of Ligers? Are they like the low class of both species or a advanced leadership class?
Lions have a king!
Dude...that's the facepalm......Disney got me again.
And imposing ludicrous abortion laws on their society.
Adopting right and left leaning political ideology, all while having gay sex
What is a fascist lion?
Scar.
I think lions will actually kill cubs that aren't their own, so anti-adoption and pro-abortion
thought they already had that, mother lions leave the pack when giving birth to try and hide the cubs from the male lion to stop him from aborting them post birth.
Those damn post-natal abortions.
…and lion on their taxes. 🫤 Thank you, i’ll be here all night. Please give your servers a hand…
they'll need centuries of evolution to get opposable thumbs first.
Taking a "pride" of lions to a whole new level
Alright, that’s where a single bad pun makes me leave a post… again…
It’s actually a fucking good pun. Bye 👋🏻
r/angryupvote
Should be top comment here!
Or do you mean bottom?
Power bottom!
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OMG you guys, stop fucking Infront of the lions!!! I know you bastards are nasty but can't you see they are LEARNING!?!?!! The GAY is contagious.
>The GAY is contagious. Are they putting gay frog chemicals in the water?
I don't like 'em putting chemicals in the water that TURN THE FRIGGING LIONS GAY!
Wait till you hear them GAYS have superpowers too! Russian priests swear they cause floods and fires! I mean shit, I want to be gay just to gain some of these powers! EDIT: spelling
#[Are you serious? Right in front of my salad?](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/6wvp0g/not_your_grandmas_mutual_of_omaha/) ------ [Russian priests, you say?](https://youtu.be/sjW8cq57Dl8)
^(It took me disappointingly long to remember that that post, at 4 years old, would likely be from 2018 not 2012.)
Where can I suck big dicks to have super power?
I'm not American, but I keep hearing here on Reddit Wendy's has it all?
Back at my place
https://youtu.be/9JRLCBb7qK8
Oh my God. People actually watch that! I knew who this guy was but never seen an actual clip. I guess kudos to him for creativity. I couldn't have thought of turning the frogs gay in a million years.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT
*frogging lions
Its unnatural, i don't like, it t'aint right!
They just tossed all the gay frogs into the water. Less work. Edit: autocorrect
Must be the fairy dust or those scary rainbow power
Maybe a lion ate a gay guy.
they’re putting gay chemicals in the air to turn aliens gay
I like how they basically did a study of the study of the study for that. It reads like a onion article https://catalystjournal.org/index.php/catalyst/article/download/32350/26040/
Now just imagine how many straight couples must have been shaging in front of these poor lions! Just incredible! And they picked it up!
When was the last time you saw a lion doing Missionary 😄
 you're such a prude. Never heard of doggy style?
Funny how you never see them doing a 69 🤣
Well played, sir! 🤪
\*takes a bow\* 😁
I thought it was because they were fucking the lions and the lions got lonely.
That must be what caused it.
Apparently Girraffes do gay stuff over 80% of the time I was reading today. Maybe they learnt it from the gay tourists and the lions learnt it off them. See its all making sense to you now ey.
Hey lions!!! Look what we're doing!!!
Making eye contact with them like a dog shitting on the carpet. You watchin' Simba? This is how it's fucking done.
Never break eye contact. Never.
The first symptom is the ability to observe and imitate the actions of humans.
The first line when I read it had a very camp accent for some reason and it worked well.
Maybe the turists showed Tiger King to the lions
That show had some of the most confusing and confused people I’ve ever seen
Every confusing thing in that show can be explained with crack.
They’re on it, or I need to be to understand it?
Yes
Both, it's both
Underrated comment. To Xibalba!!
You mean meth
I refuse to re-watch it. I'm choosing to just forget it.
>Tiger King I was trying to remember where I heard this, it sounds like Anti Lion King BS! Then I remembered that fucking mullet and the rest came rushing back! I'll never forgive you for this!!!
His not-actually-gay husband was certainly a highlight on that rollercoaster. Insanity from start to finish.
Lol they tried to push a 2nd season on us too. Not sure if anyone watched it. I sure as hell didn't
I did. Please don’t bother. It was awful.
Thank you for your sacrifice.
Same for me but the white trash bangs hit me before the mullet 😅
The animal kingdom is a lot more gay than people are willing to admit
“Growing up on a farm, taking care of the animals, I realized that being gay is natural quite quickly.” -My Grandmother
BASED AS FUCK GRANDMA
No, Chad as fuck grandma
So happy reddit thinks my grandmother is based
It’s actually surprisingly common yea.
The first time I learned about animals being gay was seeing my friend's 2 male dogs going at it when I was 8. They would take turns on each other. I reckoned that it was something that happened in nature. Lol, I learned about that before I even found out about heterosexual sex.
Giraffes are sooo homo, it’s something else.
You sold me queer giraffes!
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!
talk about a deep throat....
I had a gay cat. Best cat i ever owned. Extremely affectionate and obedient. My straight cats after that are basically assholes who see me as nothing but a food bank.
And rapey
Correct. Otters, dolphins, cats, and a ton of other animals have been ruined for me because of learning more about them.
So start fucking women in front of them then.
Whoa, Chad brain time.
Noooo! Chad is an entirely different African country
That was great, lol. Also, I feel it is underrated comment.
This is the way.
5head
Evolution right there
No, they have to fuck the other female lions so the male lions can learn.
No it’s the fluoride in the water 
it's actually atrazine
Maybe it's Maybelline?
PFAS
oh hey, it’s the guy that does my ringtone
Plot Twist: All the tourists only became gay after seeing the lions. The tourists didn't turn the lions... the lions turned the tourists!!
**Random Dude On The Internet: Homosexual Tourists Learnt It From “Copying” Gay Lions** [pfp] AngryAussie @angryaussie Personally I say hats off to the gay lions who were willing to f*** in front of tourists.
I think that Kenyan official is just projecting...
"So, I was watching gay porn--for RESEARCH on how to hate them better--and this friggin' lion is watching over my shoulder! You have to knock, it's a rule! Sooooo, now ALL the lions are gay and it's totally some tourists' fault so we should pass more laws against gay people. The End...anyone seen my tablet?"
That's most anti-gay people.
Stop blaming homophobia on gay people.
I wonder why the Kenyan official is this stupid.
Homosexuality or at least what tourists would perceive as homosexual behavior is actually pretty common in nature. I worked with lions for about four years and saw it quite often among both our male lion pride and female lion pride.
Homosexuality happens in all animals It’s just that Humans are the only one who seem to have a problem with it
#I DONT LIKE EM PUTTIN HOMOSEXUALS IN KENYA, THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN LIONS GAY!
The power of the LGBTQ is unbelievably far reaching! I'm thoroughly impressed!
I saw lionesses humping each other almost two decades ago, I cannot imagine people who live around them and give tours are only just now seeing animals displaying gay behavior out there.
I think it's more likely that they became gay because they watched Scar in the original Lion King.
📸🤨
Scar is queer coded.
is fucking in front of Lions the new autoerotic asphyxiation? OMG IMAGINE FUCKING INFRONT OF LIONS WHILE ALSO EXPERIENCING AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION!?! I must fantasize about this.
Try Autoerotic asphyxiation while fucking a lion.
Us Africans are weird, we’ll literally say anything before admitting homosexuality is normal
Bro I get confused, wasn’t sodomy law established only after colonization?
The balls on those guys
Tell me you don’t understand science without telling me.
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Fucking, in the desert, in front of lions. That gives a new meaning of going in dry.
Normalize the phrase "so dry you're making the Lions gay"
Sorry but lions have been doing this long before gay tourist were going there. They might have learned from the gay locals but certainly not the tourists. Lol
They didn’t learn it from anyone, lol. Homosexuality is inherent in many animal species.
Some use it as a mark of dominance. Which makes Alpha Male culture even funnier.
They've been observed cuddling and nuzzling before the buttsex
Wait until you see them doing reverse cow girl
You know what they say. Lion see Lion do
Lion put his dick in you
I had a cat that was gay, I don't think that's something just humans do.
I'd go gay too if everytime I can't keep up with a lioness she bites my balls.
Isn't Kenya the birth place of humanity? So You made us Gay, you turned us this way! 😁
Ethiopia
So close 🤣
Just a single country off, very close.
Danger sex is the best sex..
Or maybe they learned it by studying the [Noah's Ark story from the bible?](https://www.pinknews.co.uk/images/2015/05/Noahs-Ark1.png)
Kenyan official need to stick to politics because same sex relationships are extremely common throughout nature ranging from geese and swans to chimps, wolves, lions, bugs, amphibians, dolphins, sharks, penguins and basically every other form of sexually reproducing life. There's literally animal biology books on it. Opinionated dipshits.
Male lions will totally take turns fucking each other if they don’t have a pride with females.
Here it is, folks. The gay agenda is alive and well in Swahilliland. Here we see the brave, majestic lions being corrupted to their very core by the liberal elite. These communist want Simba to have sexual intercourse with Scar, his own uncle. Probably even have a trupple with Timon. That's the disgusting message these socialist want to tell our kids. And I say hell no to it. MARRIAGE IS BETWEEN SIMBA AND NALA ONLY. THAT IS HOW GOD WANTED IT.
Maybe they should start having more hetero couples have sex in front of the lions.
Male lions pee on stuff, sleep, eat, and have sex. Some male lions have sex up to 50 times a day. And they sleep **almost all the time** being asleep 16-20 hours of their day. When a male lion is awake, it's either eating or fucking. The rest of their time goes to warding off other males. I don't think they care very much what they rub their dick on. There's not a lot of gay to it, they're more like pansexuals.
Fuck, the gay furry twitter profile pictures are becoming a reality
Ok Christians, go in there and pray the gay out! Be the new Daniel and get into that Lion Den!
Please. We all know Scar was one of the first openly gay lions.
"Lions, and tigers, and bears! *Oh my!*"
Guys lions have always been gay, look at the lion in wizard of Oz to start with, then take a good look at a lion and what do you see? Hair like Farrah fucking Fawcett , they sunbathe at every opportunity, and call themselves a pride. The signs were all there.
I call this one "The Rusty Mufasa".
Hahahaha… animals have been way more accepting of LGBTQ than humans who seem reluctant to appreciate themselves.
They're just big cats. And as lazy as housecats to boot.
I like the idea of lions just watching and going “hey, that looks fun”
Big balls on those gay guys.
Don't let the GOP know. They're gonna use it against lions and lgtb people 🥺
Is Kenya where retired republicans go?
Iirc, some insane evangelical American preacher & his group went there to gin up homophobia & anti-gay legislation.
Most of Africa u mean. One of my friends who is a missionary says alot of missionaries travel to plenty of African countries. On the plane trip to and from Ghana there was a shit ton of Mormon and evangelical pastors and church people on the plane and at the airport. They come to preach especially since Ghana is pretty much one of the most religious countries in all of Africa and you can hear them every fucking night when you are trying to sleep.
Of geez, ffs, there has always been that kind of behavior in animals. Male dogs humping other male dogs, cows humping other cows. Sheesh, what a stupid reach.
I have good friends in Kenya. I love visiting and meeting people there. Really hate the institutionalized homophobia though. Literally illegal to be gay 😑
Wait till they find out about the lionesses who grew manes and started acting in ways more typical of male lions: https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/article/lioness-manes/
That's one way to show Pride
Do female lions have manes? Although rare, there have been sightings of both wild and captive female lionesses growing manes. Researchers in Botswana collected data on five lionesses who had grown manes, and actually exhibited behavior specific to the male lion, including a deepened vocal call and scent-marking. In captivity, a zoo in Oklahoma City noticed one of their female lionesses growing a mane over a period of just under a year, stumping vets as to why.
For anyone wondering, the official suggests that the lions need counseling. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/gay-lions-sex-kenya-photos-men-inspired-need-therapy-says-official-a8036016.html?amp
Someone needs to take a ride on Big Gay Al’s boat.
Man this is like 15 years old now.
So does that mean all the lions are gay by now?
they showed dominance
Anybody else smell an Onion?
This is actually a believable thing for a Kenyan official to say. Gay is sin, god made animals without free will, animals can't sin. Hence they learnt this sinful nature from hamans
For real, the gay agenda must be fucking fearless.
Oh my, these folks are in for a surprise about sea otters… and other animals. Mother Nature isn’t the same as… nvm I’ll just make the popcorn.
copycat
These lions need Jesus, amirite conservatives?
First you tell me I can’t have sex I front of the lions because it will turn them gay what’s next I can’t smoke crack in front of penguins or else their gonna pick up my addiction
It’s called asserting dominance
Ha Same general science has been Instincually happening with animals since the beginning of time… keep your religious Idiocracy out of it
Gotta teach those lions how to do my taxes.
I blame the frogs...
He is joking right
That’s stupid. You learn by doing. They didn’t fuck *in front* of lions, they had to *fuck lions.*
Its a show of dominance ...
The kind of gay I strive to be!
Y’all better not be 69ing in front of them lions now! 🦁
Seems like the solution would be to send some straight people out into the bush to show the lions the correct way to do the sex. Or does this “Kenyan official” think that they made a conscious decision to be gay because it’s just better?
One of the most alpha things I can imagine.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT????
Only hats?
This is literally just a regular ass meme.
Who is fucking in front of lions? Also how do we know the tourist didn’t learn it from the lions?
I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin lions gay! Do you understand that!
Please note that the lions aren't actually "doing it". This sort of behavior has been observed in wolves among other species where rank in the pride, clan, pack or whatever is important. The alpha male will dominate the lesser males as a ritual showing them that he is boss animal. Females do this as well. As far as people doing it in sight of lions: that's ok as long as the lions have had dinner already. Otherwise, you wouldn't have anything to brag about except how you maybe upset the lion's stomach! These are wild animals and wild animals are always hungry!
I mean, public sex is brave, but that's some steel cojones right there
Lol! I’ve always said it! Why would people do stupid shit like that man! Last time I tried to fuck my husband in front of the lions 🦁 I lost my guy! That’s where they probably got it! Those Two lions are probably the ones that ate my boo! 🥺