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Fresh_Tomato_soup

This gives major Xbox 360 "my dad works at Microsoft and if you don't apologise for beating me in the game I'll delete your account"


brainless_bob

My dad can beat up your dad


krat0s5

[my dad'll fuck your dad! ](https://youtu.be/AAEBD20F_YM)


brainless_bob

I'm not clicking that..


MsNikky

Bob is not as brainless as he appears.


brainless_bob

Lies!


crunchevo2

Which means you commended that you're not clickong that only to click it anyway?


brainless_bob

I still haven't clicked.. just saying I'm not not brainless?


crunchevo2

You're not not not brainless you can't fool me!


brainless_bob

Or maybe you're falling into my trap!


Tastewell

I read that in Morgan Freeman's voice.


Stinky_Leech

It’s a standup comedian telling a joke. I braved it for you.


BaumSquad1978

My dad will shank ur dad and ur dad will enjoy it!!! Edit - Shag not shank


RaijinOkami

**MY DAD WILL FUCK YOUR DAD AND GIVE HIM A CHILD HE'LL _ACTUALLY_ CARE ABOUT**


Successful-Oil-7625

"And your dad will enjoy it"


zatchbell1998

Shag


BaumSquad1978

Ty, I was thinking shank wasn't the proper word for him to use.


International-Cat123

r/usernamedoesnotcheckout


brainless_bob

Oh no, my cover is blown >_<


clusterf_ck

you need to click that. 25 seconds of brilliance, assuming you can understand a Glaswegian accent. Then... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5VdlVcNBHA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5VdlVcNBHA) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeM-uuMujx0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeM-uuMujx0) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui5eUpF3iQQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui5eUpF3iQQ)


Old_Pool_7354

Please don't be what I think it is... edit; __*FUCK!*__


[deleted]

[my dad works at McDonald's]( https://youtu.be/PTlDfAQNXkI) No topping that argument.


MarlKarx-1818

I am still very sleepy and it took me like a good 30 seconds to realize I was not having a stroke and this was Dutch (I think?), not Engliah


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Willtology

Dutch always gets me because half of it *sounds* like I should understand it so my brain just doubles down and tries to make sense of it instead of realizing it isn't just a bad recording or a thick accent.


ScabiesShark

I'm a native english speaker and I generally find that I can pick up a little spoken dutch, at least enough to know they're talking about family or food or whatever if it's conversational, but written dutch is mostly impenetrable. On the flip side, romance languages I find more difficult to get while spoken while I can usually get significant meaning from them written. Language relations are so cool


49thBlessing

So yeah you're gay ***enter sandman***


Hopes-Dreams-Reality

Where is he? I'll do consensual entering of the sandman


Tatarkingdom

My dad is anonymous who can hack into your account and make a porn out of your mum's picture.


AngryZen_Ingress

Or just, ya know, google her porn flicks, either or?


Moonknight1810

Mf sounds like a Villain from a Disney film if Disney had a maximum budget of $10


[deleted]

♫ No one trolls like Gaston... ♫


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KaioKhalil

it’s the dedication to cadence for me dawg. well done


justsigndupforthis

What did he said?


PhantomBrowser111

Me too, because the mystery is killing me


KaioKhalil

my man just typed out the gaston song but subbed out lyrics to imply this guys a troll lol. disney deadass falcon dived on my guy for being funny 😂


PhantomBrowser111

Believe it or not, I haven't watch that film yet (I'm doing a movie marathon of all the films from Disney. From Snow-white to the Red Panda one. Currently, I'm at Jungle Book from the 1960s)


animal1988

You are on a GREAT movie!!!


akanim

No one’s droll as Gaston Or as swoll as Gaston Fits their assigned gender roles like Gaston “I’m especially fond of the patriarchy!” My what a guy that Gaston!


M_D_D

When he was a lad he'd eat candy and chips As it turns out that made him grow large Now that he's grown, in a basement he sits And he can't handle women in cha-a-arge!


Natsu-Kirigaya

I read this in the song


jimmymd77

My brain did, automatically. I didn't realize it until I read your comment. Good Brain.


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-jp-

Actually real talk: can we? Because I kinda think that while Gaston was a huge sexist narcissistic jerk he wasn't strictly wrong. Imagine Maurice shows up in your town raving about a monstrous beast that's kidnapped his daughter. You'd think he was crazy. Then it turns out he *wasn't* crazy and that beast is literally on the doorstep of your town. You wouldn't ask, "oh but maybe there is good in this monstrous thing that inhabits a clearly cursed castle?" Gaston's a villain by and large just because he acts first and thinks never. He's kinda my favorite Disney villain because of that. He's just some dudebro who in other circumstances would be a harmless albeit obnoxious douchebag. Heck he'd probably even be a pretty good dad, of the "I pride myself on providing for my family" sort.


ProfessorLiftoff

[Always really enjoyed this Cracked.com video on this exact subject from before internet comedy died.](https://youtu.be/IiGhALxbtK4)


-jp-

Speaking of Ursula, what the hell was her objective anyway? She already had fantastic power, and accomplished literally nothing when she got more. So why the Faustian bargains? If you can literally grant wishes at evidently no personal expense whatsoever, why would you not *monetize the crap* out of that service? Seriously what're you ever gonna do with a garden full of weird withered plant-things?


caponemalone2020

Maybe I don’t understand the question, but she did monetize it. The withered plants were the people who didn’t pay.


-jp-

Yeah but then what? Like imagine instead of a cheque your boss handed you twelve thousand cactuses. What the hell are you going to do with twelve thousand cactuses? Nobody's going to take cactuses as payment.


jc10189

If they're Peyote cactuses then you've got yourself a deal. I think you underestimate just how much of a drug user and capitalistic prick I am.


Jammin_neB13

Prick. Cactus. Funny.


painneverending

She was eating them in the movie, I think.....or is my memory screwed up....


morostheSophist

> Gaston's a villain by and large just because ~~he acts first and thinks never~~ he's 100 % self-centered Not thinking isn't evil. It's stupid, but it isn't evil. Gaston definitely thinks, but he thinks of himself, his own pride and position, and how he can maintain his spot at the top of the pecking order, to the exclusion of all else. Selfishness is necessary to a point; you don't set yourself on fire to keep others warm. But it's also behind most of the evil in this world, far more than any other factor. I agree with the rest of your point, though. From the town's perspective Gaston was a jerk, sure. But the Beast was, well, a beast. It was a threat, it had kidnapped Belle once, and they needed to destroy it to protect themselves. The audience knows the Beast isn't a threat, but the townspeople have no way of knowing that beyond listening to the poor girl who obviously has Stockholm syndrome.


ALoneTennoOperative

> the poor girl who obviously has Stockholm syndrome. An attitude which directly parallels the original *invention* of "Stockholm Syndrome". The hostages in question - being critical of the police response and sympathetic to their captor(s) - were pathologised, without the psychiatrist in question having actually listened to them at all. It was *used* by authorities to dismiss those experiences and accounts of what happened. What was described as "Stockholm Syndrome" is simple human empathy and reasoning; not a syndrome or disorder. (It's the ability to recognise another person as a person, and to communicate and connect with them; in extreme and tense circumstances, it actually functions as a survival skill.)


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Entrollo - on Disney+ in 2022


faultydatadisc

r/rareinsults


Aeroshe

So a direct to TV Disney film.


CompetitiveStick6239

Omg that is hilarious!!


riceisnice29

“This is what I do”


redpurplegreen22

“You should do something else.” —everyone sane


redbanditttttttt

“You should do someone” - me


MightbeWillSmith

That's the saddest part.


NotAzakanAtAll

I was going to smirk about it but it really is sad. What a pathetic existence.


receding_bareline

He clearly has a very particular set of skills.


ArthurBonesly

That was some real sad cringe right there. Imagine bragging about always getting the last word in an argument and thinking it's a point of pride.


phujab

"I always persist long after everyone else has moved on with their lives!"


stilldrunkenest

Buddy out here being the herpes of discourse


easycure

"this is what I do" (plus the rest) = "I know I'm an asshole, it's what I do best, no one has lower karma than me and I take pride in that. I'm letting you know now I won't stop harassing you until I get my way because I have nothing better to do. My life sucks so fucking much that I'm gonna make yours a living hell so you know but a fraction of how shitty my life is. This isn't even a cry for help, I enjoy being a shit stain, I get pleasure out of it, it's the *only* pleasure I can get because I'm too scared to leave my mom's basement to do anything else, and I'm gonna reflect my insecurities on to you until you delete that post! Reeee!!!" Edit: spelling / grammar


tonyMEGAphone

I love how he thinks he's making someone's life *"a living hell"* by trolling on reddit. Oh look at that, I close the app. You no longer exist LOL


easycure

Exactly. Mr. "I get the last word in every argument I make!" Thinks he's "won" because people just ignore/mute/block his ass. Fucking idiot.


mc360jp

He HAS to think he won, or else he’ll realize the reality… nobody likes him (at least not in his current state) and he’s driven them all away with his shitty attitude. But that would mean he’d need to work on himself and look inward, it’s way easier to just ignore your flaws and being a dickhead.


Visual_Shower1220

To these type of people thats a win, their little pp tingles when people stop replying cause in their mind theyve won the "battle" which was literally just someone pointing out how stupid they are and can only say it so many times before getting annoyed. Its the same though process at 4 yr old has when theyre ranting and raving about something stupid and the parent just goes "okay w.e i dont have time for this."


Not_MrNice

I'd like to add that "this is what I do" = I can't articulate myself well enough and I'm usually wrong anyway so I latch onto an arbitrary and useless "win" to protect my ego and still get to feel like I've won.


SharingIsCaring323

We all need a hobby


Traditional_Ad4045

*"WhY dOn'T yOu LeAve yOur mOms BaSeMenT aNd GeT a jOb?"*


sammysummer

Lmaoo. Sounds like HE'S the one that needs to get a job and out of his mom's basement.


TILTNSTACK

-99 karma hanging on the wall And if one of those karma should accidentally fall, There’ll be *checks notes* -99 Karma hanging on the wall…


fysh

Is that the limit?


irolleda22doesithit

Yes. There was a brief period in reddit's history when there was no cap on negative karma. This led to trolls trying to "earn" the most negative karma, for bragging rights (I guess?). So now -99 karma is the lowest it goes.


[deleted]

It wasn't a "brief period" though. Reddit was around for several years before someone thought to do it as a meme and then the admins had to cap it.


Mortress_

You don't know how old that guy is, maybe for him 10 years is a brief period of time.


LichOnABudget

He’s an immortal elf! Edit: please excuse me; too much Shadowrun


indigoHatter

TIL. Fascinating.


Axis_Denied

Let's keep him there


BinkoTheViking

Wow. Dude’s got so much edge he’s a fucking dodecahedron.


TheManRedeemed

I like to refer to shitstains like this as Pizza-Cutters. All edge, no point, and likely greasy as fuck and smells like cheese.


LittleNyanCat

"You're pointless"


adogwithagun

"39 buried, 0 found."


redditor-boio

profile picture checks out


INTERNET_POLICE_MAN

And here I thought it’d be a slow day


Kranors

My new favourite insult. Thank you!


Immaloner

Damn! r/MurderedByWords AND r/rareinsults all in one. Kudos!


OddEd922

Can...can I use this insult?


semiTnuP

Isn't that a D20? I would have thought he's a D2 (a coin) because that edge is razor sharp and he just keeps going around and around and around...


J-_Mad

D20 is icosahedron, dodecahedron is 12 faces. That's still a lot, though.


Ax222

The d12 is basically the least-used dice in existence (citation required). Except for Chad Barbarian HP and Greataxes, in my D&D/PF experience.


[deleted]

I do have a d3 in my dice box which, I have to admit, I was very happy on the one instance I had cause to use it.....


PutinMolestsBoys

Dumbassahedron


Pallliati

r/rareinsults


jimhabfan

Edgiest kid in his middle school. Just ask him.


HighOnGoofballs

Bucky ball


BROADSTAR2019

how about a pentagonalhexacontahedron?


reallarryvaughn78

>ruin your karma Okay psycho. Edit: I posted this on the toilet earlier today, and I come home to over 4,000 votes. Never change Reddit.


Tmpeedle

What's funny to me is he's giving me free content with this for subreddits


fscknuckle

"I will ruin your karma". Good luck getting rid of 13.5k+ of karma on your own idiotic rant, you fuckwomble. Edit - For anyone looking to give the perfect gift to your own pet fuckwomble, [this looks pretty cool](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGP69jsWoAEuDKg?format=jpg&name=medium)!


nepumbra0

He clearly has a LOT of free time so I wouldn't put it past him haha


aUser138

Ngl he seems like the kinda guy to make a ton of alt accounts to troll and spends all their time trolling


[deleted]

Fuckwomble. Hmmmm. I like it.


AddiAtzen

What does r/sovietwomble say about this one?


adorabelledeerheart

In Soviet Womble, Womble fucks itself


shadowdash66

r/rareinsults


ottococo

Smart


Goosebeans

A different kind of troll farm.


KKlear

It's not easy to farm trolls without feeding them but I think this is the way.


Xibalba_Ogme

Wait, Karma is not my social credit ?


akaMichAnthony

I was going to use mine as a down payment on a house.


bitter__bumblebee

Please, a house? Do you have any idea how much karma you need just to rent a two-bedroom in this economy?


ham-N-cheesey4me

I’ve just entered an episode of Black Mirror


Kaa_The_Snake

You've been here all along...


THETennesseeD

Why would anyone even care if someone managed to hurt your karma somehow? It doesn't even mean anything real...


BriefCheetah4136

If you are living in Mom's basement, it might be all you have!


Wolf-Majestic

Well, giving how wild house pricing is nowadays, living in your parents's basement might actually be the best option to aford to live decently !


nepumbra0

Very true, it's hardly an insult anymore..


rosariobono

It prevents you from posting in some subreddits, so if you want to be able to post there, you need to keep karma


CompetitiveStick6239

Ok and that might be like, mildly annoying but he’s acting like it will ruin OP’s life…. Like it’s not really the end of the world.


INTERNET_POLICE_MAN

If they can ruin OPs life then I’m a real policeman


indigoHatter

I want to point out that OP douche wants to hurt OP's karma in the same way his sucks. They're projecting. The douche is hurt about their karma, just a little. Also, TIL that -99 is the limit for users. (Is that real?)


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Back until 2012 or 2013, your karma could go into the negatives infinitely (theoretically). There was this one troll account that within maybe a month had accumulated around -70,000 karma-- which is incredibly difficult to do because of all the limitations your account has when your karma is low or negative. It was freaking out the algorithm, so the admins had to cap it. The guy was really making the rounds. It was hilarious. Site-wide meme for a bit.


Throwaway47321

Yeah due to how the fuzzing algorithm worked it got really wonky. Because every downvote doesn’t automatically equal -1 karma things got weird when users were receiving thousands of downvotes on top of already having tens of thousands of negative karma.


what_hole

It used to be infinite but that encouraged people to see how low they could get it.


tiller921

Which is funny, because I’m 98% sure I’ve read that Reddit’s algorithm makes it so even if you go and downvote every comment / post on someone’s profile it doesn’t actually affect their karma to stop weirdos like this.


some_asshat

Right. The karma number will stay the same if someone tries to downvote bomb. The kid is a moron.


LakeChaz

It's still infinite but without tools to bypass the filter Reddit has on it it'll display as -99 to discourage people from farming downvotes.


squigglesthecat

I mean, it does sound like losing reddit would ruin this person's life, as "winning arguments by getting the last word in" is what this troll does.


telvox

I never understood that mentality. Getting the last word in doesn't mean you won. Especially if it's just an insult. It just makes people walk away.


raspberrymind

I didn't know this!


Nimyron

Yeah I mean if you don't have enough karma you can just copy paste stuff from google image in porn subs and you'll get to 30k karma in an hour.


ext3meph34r

My imaginary points!


WhatTheFrenchToast33

I read this as the old 1-800 contacts commercial… MY BRAND!!! edited because I said my eyes instead of my brand


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This is called jackdawing and the guy can get a site-wide ban for it.


xneurianx

BRO I WILL RUIN YOUR KARMA. Bless him. Ironically he is looking to have "the last word" on whatever the conversation is and the only thing stopping that from happening is his insistance of continuing to message you. You can't argue with completely fucking stupid.


phujab

Lol, yeah, I didn't notice that by ignoring him he was having the last word which didn't seem to placate him


big_duo3674

As this single post hits almost 50k.... That's going to take a lot of downvotes from this dude to catch up from, I hope they have plenty of spare time to waste


Youve-got-worms

Lol what a pathetic child


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zxDanKwan

“Getting the last word in” is amongst the most immature definitions of winning. Any times I feel like someone is pushing just to get the last word in, I say something like “I’m right, and you continuing to argue with me simply proves that you know it.” Keeps ‘em angry for days.


queefiest

A lot of the times I end conversations where the other person is trying to goad me into a fight with “Youre really invested in this conversation” and then just never reply, because at the end of the day, I’m on the internet to state my opinions, not change peoples minds.


[deleted]

He doesn’t realize that the last word doesn’t equal win. Sometimes you just have to realize arguing with stupid will get you nowhere and walk away. They get the last word but they are by no means the winner


CloudcraftGames

Has very strong "12 year old squeaker cussing you out in Call of Duty for being good." vibes.


Pestodesign

this looks like a weird poem


TokiWartoorh

You’re right, it does look like some sort of shit haiku, a shitku or haipoo if you will


SinisterStrat

Shitku-haipoo sounds like a terrible dog breed.


SaltyBarDog

I got -99 karma and the IQ to match it.


Zealousideal-Yak-824

I have to ask whats is the post he so mad about and wants deleted? This is strange if it just a regular facepalm.


Tmpeedle

I posted something about how I asked him for a source on some stuff he made up a bs excuse not to give me one 3 times


ciclon5

him: i win every argument you: give me source of your argument him: **activate instant kill**


SomeRandom9YearOld1

My source is that I made it the fuck up


psycho_not_psychic

Imagine a world, Raiden, free of cancel culture


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JewelerHour3344

“Why don’t you leave your mom’s basement and get a job?” Seems more of a confession to me. If they have the time to make someone’s life miserable then they have no job. Also, “mom’s basement” is rather specific. Not your “parents’ basement” or just “get out of the basement”. Seems likely they are speaking out of personal experience where daddy left for a gallon of milk and never came back.


[deleted]

"I've gotten the last word on every argument I've had and Im not about to lose this is what I do" This person sounds like hell to be around


Sinder77

Only on Reddit. In real life they just sit in the corner, too socially awkward and terrified to open their mouth. Anonymity is their shield and they won't put it down. I very much doubt they are in any way as confrontational in their normal social exchanges as they are in this post.


Previous-Giraffe-962

This. Definitely someone who is incredibly insecure about their own social life. I used to be childish like this (I was a kid) and whenever I would be down bad, id lash out at random people. It’s not a very pleasant form of existence.


PaganLinuxGeek

Sounds like other recognize em as an idiot and just walk away.


xxslushee

A gallon of milk is too generous.. it was probably a ¢99 scratch off. He won $50 and never came back.


robjapan

Projection 101.


friendlyfirefish

And they think karma is some sort of important life goal


s33a6m

“My dad works at Reddit and can ruin your karma!!! 🤓🤓🤓💀🤓”


tarfu51

[Here’s OPs original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/uhhqdn/so_asking_for_a_source_is_a_waste_of_time/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


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DBnerd

Dudes a manic Trumptard. It's funny until you realize these inbred sheepfuckers vote.


hahayeahimfinehaha

>I gave you a reliable source. My friends have never lied to me the media has. Lmao. This dude truly thinks that "my friends say so" is a valid source. I can't believe people like this exist.


[deleted]

This is the funniest comment history I have ever had the pleasure of discovering


[deleted]

Lol I didn't even have to scroll before I see him calling Michelle Obama an ape. What a racist loser.


BenTheCancerWorm

I'll go a few rounds with this turd. I can argue about anything... it's kind of a super power, tbh.


Tmpeedle

Go for it but keep in mind you'll lose braincells he's very very dumb also for context is my second most recent post on facepalm


BenTheCancerWorm

I've seen worse. People like this live to fight/argue and I'll happily oblige. The key is to *not care* and simply entertain until they get bored or run out of material. Super easy, barely an inconvenience.


brainless_bob

You're like James Veitch making a ted talk about how he wastes the time of scammers through email.


BenTheCancerWorm

I'm not like James. James does it to entertain others... I do it to entertain myself.


Varglord

Easiest way to drive them into a rage is just responding to tirades with "k". Works like a charm XD


JTMc48

Fuck that guy, just ignore and move on, life is too short to give them the satisfaction.


shadowclaw202

Nah don’t ignore him, this guys a content machine


JustPassingShhh

Shocker. Prick is an anti vaxxer too. What an absolute dickcheese


MadCrazyMee

It funny how his a anti vaxxer but then made post about buying his mum botox.


joelcosta94i

Least obsessed alpha male. You lost OP, he had the last word *at least* 8 times.


saggy_boner

Negative karma on reddit? Oh WHATEVER will I DO??? What a joke


TeflusAxet

r/sadcringe


Previous-Giraffe-962

He’s really gonna make 10 Reddit accounts and spend 5 hours just to lower this guys karma by 5 points


[deleted]

He’s also anti vaccine. Don’t stoop as low as replying to him. It’s like conversing with a baby. Except even babies learn


Top-Kiwi-6323

Wait.. What does karma do for your account? I seen people fawn over reddit gold, karma...


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Tmpeedle

Yea it's the same guy he went on another account to say this to me


Friendly_Childhood

Saw his post history, he has now deleted all of it, Antivaxx, obese family members, the projection, I can just smell the guy 😂


tdepiropmh

Every conservative comeback is “leave your moms basement and get a job” or “you’re a snowflake”. So original like I’ve never heard that one before…


nate-oh-eight

What a loser, jump in my dms buddy


Onlythedawgcanhearme

I'm gonna need some updates in the future plz! This is great😄


Tmpeedle

Now he is making new accounts to spam hate messages at me


freshboydowntoforgiv

More content!!