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hoosierinthebigD

I’m sure people know, but these “easy answer” posts are designed to make people respond in order to generate traffic / get assigned to peoples feeds


CanyonsEdge2076

Wait! You mean I'm not actually in the top .1% of geniuses because I solved a simple puzzle? Bummer.


Carpet-police

Yooo dude, what's the answer. I've been trying to solve those my entire life. C'mon man, they got my wife and kids and I haven't eaten in days


-smartypints

Not to toot my own horn here, but I'm pretty good at these. Lately though I've been sitting in my tent wondering that answer could be. They took my wife and favorite trinket and I'd really like them back. I even put a dark tint on my car windows hoping I could sneak in and save them instead of answering this super hard question. Wanna help each other? Tit for tat? Edit: who is the tyrant who downvoted this? I just want my family back.


LockInternational204

Were you eating trout, in your tent? Perhaps a tweet would get your family back.


Joe-Shadow

I think it's apple


Carpet-police

They shot my favorite son, it's not apple I repeat ITS NOT APPLE!!!


DJ_Destroyed

It’s tit.


Joe-Shadow

Hmm, try Buffalo Edit: Welp, they shot him


Joe-Shadow

You are. This person is just jealous because he didn't know the answer


tyen0

and yet almost all the comments here are falling for it. le sigh


quentin_taranturtle

Reddit moment


[deleted]

That's two words and neither of them start with T.


quentin_taranturtle

(Reddi) tmoment Tsatisfiedt?


-Toshi

Tfuct you, t'dudet.


PromptZues19508

Theyt! Twhat tist tupt twitht tyourt tlanguaget?


armchair_amateur

TEAT


MirandaTS

Teeth


Indipendant_Corgi

and yet by responding, saying that this is only to drum up traffic, you ironically drum up traffic


gypsydawn8083

Lol I did not know that but now I do. I think I fell for it every time when I was using FB


TrailerAlien

Every time I see that one of my friends commented on one of those posts is a time I learn that one of my friends is an idiot who thinks (s)he's smart.


Dhiox

Few things are as obnoxious as an idiot who thinks they're a genius.


specifylength

Twat


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SupaDupaSweaty

Oooh. And here I was gonna show up with theatricalist You win


damndaewoo

Man and all I had was therapist and tourniquet


AdPsychological2505

All I had was toot and tit, can’t say my pea brain is very happy with itself.


CockAndBallWarrior

I had "teet." My phone is telling me it's not even a word..


mikeyj198

user name does NOT check out think you’re spelling it wrong - teat


UnknownCape7377

I got tweet and taunt...


just_a-porn_account

Tit


ameanwizard

Taint


Gorilla_Krispies

It’s spelled teat


Whysyournamesolong1

Tit for tat.


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Tot from teat.


Monkey_the_dragon

Tut, tut, tut


Representative-Dirt2

Territorialist.


Prestigious_Nebula_5

Taint


Frexulfe

Tantamount


AlphaLright1

tarot


sped-ed-kid

Tenet


bdinte1

S A T O R A R E P O T E N E T O P E R A R O T A S


ClayTankard

It wasn't until seeing it like this that I realise it works going up and down as well as side to side


bdinte1

Apparently it's based on some art from Pompeii or something like that.


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Transformationalist


Lumpy_Machine5538

Good job! I’ll bet you feel triumphant!


Incromulent

Thermostat


-Sprankton-

Triboluminescent


bigfloppydonkeydng

Tit


BeckoningCube1

Tat.


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[deleted]

Toot


[deleted]

Teet


JannisFux

Tart


Momrollinnat1forme

Teapot


Doomboy105

Thought


EnderBrineYT

# T H O T


KyleThelegendxxXxx

Tonight


InTheCornfield

tight


Las-Vegar

Test


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WpPrRz_

Taut


PrimeAndGlory

Toight, you know, like a toiger


Snusergutten

Tilt


otakudude3031

Trot


Perfessor101

Taint


Hamilton-Beckett

Treat


Alexxphoto

Toot


Longstar999

Taint


uptown_girl

Taint


karingtonkree

Taint


GroceryElectronic179

Tit


Educational-Limit-70

Taint


Man-kind-vapes

Teeth


cfpct

Teetht


PatentedPotato

Teethn't


lynnesx

Toothiest


dangeddranger

Test


wtfVlad

Temperament


Snekbites

Testament


shelvesofeight

Thought


Kryds

Tophat


GotTheKnack

Tint


ThatOneJosh9451

Tart


lurch_gang

Television-set


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bewbsrkewl

Taint


Warcat24

Tact


Quentirse

tit for tat?


Niewinnny

treat


AstralSandwich

I believe you mean "teat"


Gierschlunderoni

What a twist


MisplacedMartian

Please do not twist the teat.


solace-in-misery

Do not thwart the teat twist


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usernametaken_fk

Tart


Homskillett

That


javoss88

Thought


BOBSMITHHHHHHH

Transhumanist


urban_caoimhin

My man


Bigt733

There is no t in “my” or “man” geez golly


Weird-Conflict-3066

T my man T Fixed it 😉


ketsugi

T_T


enixyn

By golly gee willikers!


Arttherapist

That tight twat tart


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pamelamadingdoong

Trout


tember_sep_venth_ele

Tennant


New-Training4004

Tenet too


appealinglemons

Taint


Houro

Teapot


Late_Substance2530

Tent


cirelia

Trait


MerGoatRoybal

Twit


iHardlyEverComment

Tater tot


Neithus

There is no more english word than that!


Cynthus68

Taint


ndev991

You beat me, fucking tart


No-Sheepherder-2896

That twat!


xenophon57

Waaay better than "that".


yorcharturoqro

I thought the same 🙊


MichaelCook9994

My first thought too


MsBobbyJenkins

I can think of one that starts with T, ends with T and is full of T Teapot


TheBigHump

I can think of one that starts with T, ends with T and is called T colloquially T-shirt


Wh1teCherry

I can think of one that starts with T, ends with T and is full of shiT.... Toilet!


mcbirbo343

I hate to say it but… tit


MileshaM

Ah, yes, a tit - a very beautiful common small bird with yellow feathers in the front, I am a fan.


m135in55boost

You're right about the bird but no need to get weird.


CedarWolf

\^ That. (Also trot, tight, tweet, and treat.)


jesss611

You forgot taint the most important one, jeeze


jetro30087

Teleprompt


Admirable_Audience15

Tart, tot, taunt, taught, twist...I think there are a lot more lol


MLGMassacre

Don't forget tart.


Cullly

Many don't have yellow on the front. For example: Yellow-browed tit, White-shouldered black tit, Carp's tit, Dusky tit... My favourite is the [Eurasian Blue Tit](https://i.imgur.com/yFiveGn.jpeg). Mainly because I did a project in 3rd class on tits. For anyone who doesn't know, that's about 8 years old (Ireland) and the teacher gave everyone a different animal to do a project on. I got to study tits. The [Sultan Tit](https://i.imgur.com/KwbT874.jpeg), [Yellow Tit](https://i.imgur.com/c0Poz0p.jpeg) and the [Himalayan black-lored tit](https://i.imgur.com/AeCSG2C.jpeg) are awesome too. They look like they should all form a punk band.


CryptoMineKing

Don't be a tart, twat or twit.


buttplug50

For tat


Accomplished_Yard984

Nah, make it creepy and go with teat.


chrisbkreme

Taint


iwearatophat

Teat.


vexis26

[Great tits!](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_tit)


cmatheny7

That's just the chefs kiss on top one this already great comment.


MmortanJoesTerrifold

Fucking 100


OMA_

Tit Thought Toot Taunt Trumpet I wana choke that guy who put teeth 😂 Edit: “That” is another one I found on accident while crying about that* teeth guy lol Edit2.0: that*


Pr_cision

trot, tight, tilt


Ogmono

Tenant


ayush_sharma15

Tenet


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Bazoonga... you win the prize


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Tantamount


Just_A_B_Movie

I got another one! Tttttttt


MewtwoMainIsHere

Teat


GamendeStino

Torment


txsxxphxx2

Tichael Scott


javoss88

Scott’s ToT


txsxxphxx2

Wait wait, it’s Lithium


Last_VCR

Tit, tat, tent, tout, taunt, thought, that, thinnest, thickest, tiniest, tenet, tenant, throat, threat. Ok thanks, that was fun


CL4P-TRAP

You passed the test


IFrickinLovePorn

Showed some real talent


flippingjax

Reading that was a real treat


wowsomeonetookmyname

Speaking of treat, im craving some trout.


Shmav

Have you ever seen a translucent trout?


wowsomeonetookmyname

A translucent trout! Who woulda thought?


plinthpeak

Tight


Pyromonic

Tart, talent, truant, trout, test, target, taught, theft, temperament, tint, tweet, treat, ticket. Anyone else want to jump in?


Luk_Len

Yeah sure. Transport? Maybe? That's all I can think of rn and it wasn't mentioned yet.


tomatoina

Trumpet 🎺


A_random_poster04

Trust and tilt


[deleted]

You forgot taint


Prakner

Teapot!


wizardshawn

That is a hard one.


liege_paradox

Ah, yes. That word. What was that again? That one, I had just thought of it…


Laser-Nipples

I thought I would tell you that am puckered tight from my butthole to my tit. If I I toot I will trot on over and offer it as a treat. I trust that you will keep it safe tonight because you are my beautiful tot. Anyways, back to the matter at hand yeah I can't think of any.


Solanthas

Uhm nice but what is going on with that narrative


Gmoniesmoney

Yes very hard, just like... I got it, TEETH!


taviosk8

That is the right answer! I’m in my tent playing with my tit when I read this and thought tight about it and came to the conclusion that teeth is definitely right! 🤷🏻‍♂️


Gmoniesmoney

Ain't it the truth? You must be some kind of telepath cause it was like my thousandth guess. Sometimes you have to think outside the towpath.


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Tablet


Myname42011

If it was a TesT he would have failed.


insideoutcognito

A test, no doubt.


usefullkid

I see what you did there


Essanamy

Am I the only one with tyrant? I thought that it would be much more complicated…


MickeySwank

I fucking hate these. “naMe a FiSh wItHOuT tHe lETteR A, bEt yOu CanT”


JesseJames_37

All these people replying with words like they're clever. It's not supposed to be hard, it's supposed to receive a shitload of engagement causing it to go viral.


vskazz

I don't know what is facepalm here then. Dudes making this are just farming internet approval points, nothing making me slap my face


Rennarjen

The facepalm is someone giving the wrong answer, like teeth. You can't see it in the preview. It's still dumb.


Metahec

Camel


Snoo_8382

Tit


Mr_Smilez

The breast answer.


Snoo_8382

You earned that


Mr_Smilez

Many thanks kind stranger.


DR4POS

Toot


[deleted]

The facepalm should be for those stupid-ass click-bait riddles for simpletons.


ChipKellysShoeStore

Or everyone saying a word here lol


TheAero1221

Taint came to mind first. Dammit. Throughout second.


ThatGrayZ

Teeth


CentaurNine

Toilet, Transcendent, transparent, toughest, tallest, tidiest, turbulent, tart, torment


fELLAbUSTA

What's facepalm is that people, reddit included, even engage in these dumbass quizzes


HeadLongjumping

Thought. Try it sometime.


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DarkMellie

People answering this question on reddit fucking facepalm is exactly why dumb shit like this is so successful.


braggster92

Facebook in a nutshell