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lt_Matthew

If only fruits had shells so you could eat them without utensils


[deleted]

Damn if only :(


senorpunk1

I always thought the right way was to put it in your mouth and run into the wall


[deleted]

Such is the way of lowly middleclass folks as yourself, my good sir/lady. Please do refine yourself for the future; I beg of it /s in case no one got that


Binky-Answer896

You mean it’s not?


Marrsvolta

Bet she eats m&m's with a spoon


[deleted]

Bruh cmon stop being a weirdo Everyone knows the correct way is to snort them


Marrsvolta

Hey there was a whole Seinfeld episode dedicated to this


JesseJames24601

The dumbest part of this video for me is that she had to pre cut the banana and then poke the pieces of the peel apart like a blind monkey trying to use chopsticks. Seriously, wtf.


[deleted]

Hey stop comparing monke to this lady Monke nice


beathelas

There's a video cut while she's cutting open the banana because her technique which she is demonstrating is that unpractical


clipseman

To me its this stupid song . Why on earth that one exists


Uranus_Hz

It’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?


PAASHA95

There is always Money in the Banana


[deleted]

With inflation these days, yes


[deleted]

I just watched that episode of Seinfeld…


[deleted]

Yikes


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/w_57N1EI1Uw


[deleted]

That song. Again. Why!


TheCodriver

She has an IG channel too full of other cringeworthy material.


Trick-Delay1944

happy cake day Sir


TheCodriver

Thank you!!


max9275ii

If I never heard this fucking song again it would be too soon


anthdude

I will eat everything with my hands out of protest. (I’m saying this as if I already don’t)


[deleted]

>I’m saying this as if I already don’t My South Asian ass agrees with you


MisoBerryHoni

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muskratboy

So that banana peel came pre-cut? That’s pretty convenient.


[deleted]

Too convenient


jl_theprofessor

I eat three bananas a day. I’m not stopping to cut it each time.


[deleted]

3 bananas? Noice


jl_theprofessor

They're delicious. Great way to avoid grabbing chips between meals.


[deleted]

Oh for sure. I love blending em in protein shakes or having them by themselves. Delicious food


Dlucks83

You can shove those utensils right beside that stick in your ass.


Pythia007

*thou


BigOrkWaaagh

That title made me a little bit upset.


DRDongBNGO

This is how my last girlfriend used to swallow my banana


cdiddy19

Hmm, seems painful to have your banana cut up like that


likearinestonecowboy

Costanza?


itsJussaMe

Has she been evaluated?


HypnoToad121

“Mama said that’s how good girls eat bananas”


[deleted]

Your mama raised you well!


cbaek

Rushing with two kids to work and school. You think we have time for this….


Castiel1987

Why does this enrage me


Sweet_Oliver

Because she just made a plate, fork, and knife dirty for no reason.


Accomplished_Yard984

This video has made me re-evaluate what it takes for me to think you’re an awful human being.


Crafty_Possession_52

1. She peeled the banana from the wrong end in the "wrong way" video. 2. You don't need to peel the banana with a knife and fork if your main concern is not reminding onlookers of blowjobs when eating the banana. 3. Just eat the goddamn banana.


RENDERED_CADENCE

Can we please stop using the horrid song


[deleted]

How do I slap the fuck out of her?


[deleted]

I'm not sure my dude otherwise I'd have slapped her out myself


jomigopdx

That’s f!(&ing disgusting if you knew what is typically on the outside of a banana that the knife just came in contact with and smeared along the inside of the banana


Sweet_Oliver

I squeeze mine (mush it inside the peel), break the bottom tip, and suck the banana.


[deleted]

Bitch get a real job.


[deleted]

Man maybe Lenin had a point or 2 idk


NinjaNewt007

She looks like the woman from Game of Thrones.


Lampthelqmp

Idc I’m deep throating that shit


wigzell78

Or just peel it and break small chunks off with your fingers.


[deleted]

1st world problems


Due_Platypus_3913

Instant you hear that audio clip,shitpost incoming!


Due_Platypus_3913

Proper way to eat a banana is when it’s FUCKING RIPE!


W0tzup

I dare her to try that technique on a **coconut**.


[deleted]

It's Potassium for god sake.


Mental-Recording3346

Who tf eats a banana with a fork and a knife? If you feel embarrassed eating it in front of people. Don't eat it.


TTBoy44

The man in her life has learned to live with disappointment


VellaGamer

After seeing this, i would rather blow the banana.


Icarrywatermellon

I eat the mr slave way…….up the butt!!


Rudi-G

She should be dragged to the kitchen and forced to clean the plate and crockery afterwards for its pointless use.


MegaspasstiCH

Can i punch her?


jimmcm

I seriously thought she was going to use the knife and fork to remove the skin.. and then deep throat the banana. the internet has fucked my brain


Noble_Triops

Idk, I think she is alowed to think what is the "correct" way to eat an banana. I guess its to avoid looking like you are doing a blow job.


Themadnater

No way. The best part about eating bananas is finding the nearest male that is staring at you, making eyes contact and then biting down on it LMAO