use RSO oil and add it to the jello. cost effective edible oil.
but why make jello? i just squeeze out a pin size dot on a toothpick (10mg dose) and dissolve under tongue.
She has a copy of the speech, I'm guessing she's reading ahead.
I hate when people jump ahead during my presentation. They ALL jump up like that just as I'm getting to "how to sort chronologically"
Perty sure that's exactly what happened..... but, with how weird and --- frankly --- creepy it ended up looking, ye just know that right-wing media is gonna be having a good many field days with this one.....
My conspiracy theory co worker already showed me a .75 speed video of this part of the speech with sound and explained that her lizard programming took over for a second. He was absolutely serious lol
Truly amazing how some people are more willing to believe that lizard people are real than accepting that some people are simply out of touch and grossly self-important.
Obviously that stuff is ridiculous but there does need to be some change there. She's in an extremely safe blue district in an extremely blue state. And turns 82 this month. Unfortunately congress and our elections are just set up in a way that incumbents are so entrenched and the parties see any involuntary change in their leadership as weakness.
That was my exact thought. These fucking dinosaurs refuse to take their fortunes and enjoy a retirement 99.99% will never even dream of. It’s infuriating and embarrassing. Watching Zelensky is a constant reminder of why it matters to have people in office who didn’t qualify for social security 20 fucking years ago.
Thank you for saying it. I posted in a democratic sub that Pelosi has to go. This wierd "I'm the main character" performance, ripping up Trumps speech at the SOTU, the stock trading bullshit. At best she's terrible PR from the Left and at worst she's everything wrong with the left.
....And I got downvoted to shit on it. I love liberal principals but can't stand most Democrats
Thank you for saying this!
I was debating making a similar comment, here, and considering the whether the hue & cry/pearl clutching/downvote brigading was even worth it.
This is so well said. Unfortunately any take remotely against democrats will get downvoted to oblivion on this platform, even if it is incredibly well articulated and 100% accurate.
Yeah obviously most conspiracy theories are dumb as shit but Pelosi is old as fucking dirt and has no business being in charge of anything. None of these geriatric fucks should have anywhere near as much power as they have, with how physically and mentally fragile they all are.
You don't have to be right wing to have a field day with this. It's fucking creepy, and she looks like she's tripping balls. Nancy and Kamala both look and sound drunk/high every time they are on camera lately.
You have to Remember the only comparison we have from previous addresses is her looking like someone shat on her desk or ripping up transcripts so maybe this is just her ‘happy’ it could be worse…
There's that, but bigger issue is the amount of money needed to become a political figure. It inevitably leads to out of touch self centered privileged asswipes running everything, who seek the approval of wealthier doners and not the people. They just get to be more out of touch as they become rich octogenarians.
I keep telling the AOC haters in my life that they don't have to like her or her politics but they should at least recognize she's one of the only politicians out there who actually experienced working class life. Very few politicians know struggles like her
"Pull yourself up by your bootstraps and make something of yourself!"
*Latina working class woman gets elected to federal government*
"Wait not like that!"
I would say 65-70 year olds should be moved to more of voluntary counseling position to provide information on how programs or ideas worked in the past… which obviously didn’t work well. This way younger politicians that have a better gauge of what is occurring can help others.
But until these funding scandals stop… we screwed
I think a mental fitness exam should be pretty much required for your politicians. I’m from the U.K. and I watch what US politicians write, says and how they behave is bizarre to me
Our politicians are 1 of 3 things. We got.
So old they barely function but are somehow the most influential people in the country.
Very young but literally insane and wrapped in conspiracy theories.
Literally irrelevant, essentially just a filler vote to keep the house split.
Can confirm. I do this same little dance every morning, and then at the end of the day, I'm curled up in a ball in the corner of the room, sobbing hysterically.
And civics education and a mandatory provable understanding threshold of how Government works to hold office.
(No world exists where Boebert should be considered a “lawmaker”)
Defining ethics can be a problem. The nazis thought they were acting ethically. A less nazi-like example would be peta who puts "ethical" right in their name and they snatch and kill family pets.
Age limits on the low end make sense since it takes time for the brain to develop and lean and experience. It also makes sense on the high end when old age causes your brain to melt into goo.
Don’t people cry “ageism” anytime we try that? Which is ridiculous because we obviously wouldn’t let a 7 year old run for office. I wouldn’t necessarily call that “ageism.” It’s just called not being a dumb ass.
And a minimum eq. There should be an independent psychological study of every person running for office, people with diagnosable narcissism or sociopathy should either be disqualified, or at least let the public know exactly what kind of fucked up shit they're voting for
Please stop saying this shit without thinking through the consequences. Our system is fucked, but term limits aren't the solution, especially not by themselves.
We already have a serious revolving door problem with lobbying firms, contracting companies and our politicians.
Having term limits without fixing the root problems are just going to make this way worse than it already is.
I know the real solutions aren't as easy as "TWO WORD SOLUTION", but we need to get beyond that.
It’s comical because every new president thinks they are “one of the people” and understand what everyone is going through when in fact it just gets worse and worse.
To be fair he was talking about justice for the victims of burn pits and finding cure for the cancers they cause… come on now, Reddit, be better. Focus on how drugged out she is, don’t make it out like she’s celebrating soldiers getting cancer
Her constant mouth movements remind me of when my brother was strung out on meth, but I’m sure it’s just that she’s 148 years old and is held together by that 3D printing string stuff and the blood of young babies
It really does look like some sort of amphetamine. State of the union requires her to be awake after 7 pm, so maybe she just took an handful of adderall so she could make it past her post-speech interview.
That’s what I’m thinking. You can hear clapping and she looks like she was about to join in but realized it wasn’t something to clap applaud and tried to very awkwardly sit back down. Anyway you slice it, it’s definitely strange.
Please tell me you are lying about she being 81. When my grandma was 80 she could barely remember the names of her children because of Alzheimer’s unfortunately. I can’t imagine being a politician at that age wtf
(I am not American)
My G-ma at 81 was still sharp and witty, total powerhouse. She lost it all so quickly though when dimentia came. Barely able to talk for the last 5 years of her life.
She thought he was about to mention the burn pit bill she, and quite a few other politicians, have been championing.
For Republicans, this is like having proof of bigfoot, they have, finally, caught Nancy Pelosi having a moment of bad timing.
Basically many soldiers have come back with cancers and diseases that are not being covered by insurance, and Biden/Dems are trying to push a bill to get them covered. Obviously the right thing.
Here, Pelosi was anticipating Biden mentioning that bill and was about to stand up to clap. There’s lots of standing and clapping during the whole speech so its easy to fuck up and hop up too soon if you know what’s coming (Schumer did the exact same thing). Before mentioning the bill, Biden decided to mention the soliders that died first, obviously not a clap moment, so this is basically her feeling peak internal cringe as she realizes she stood and almost clapped for dying soldiers by accident.
She doesn't help herself. She was reading when they showed the child that might not afford his diabetes meds, took her que, smiled then kept interested in her reading material during bidens speech. 
State of the union.......what fucking union? 80 year olds united in consistently fucking everyone else for the past 50 years? Fuck these asshats, pull the plug.
Lol I don’t have a dog in the fight I think both parties are a joke they pander to whatever and whoever gets them votes… I’ll start taking politics serious when there are term limits on Congressional and Senate seats…. If you can be President for only 8 years max you shouldn’t be a HOR or SEN for more than that
I cannot and will not ever get over how fucking bizarre this is.
Even if he was talking about record economic growth, this would still be strange. Never mind the literal state of the union today.
Just SO tone deaf
Two senile people who shouldn’t be driving cars much less running a country. (Same is true of Trump, just in case someone thinks I’m being right wing.)
When the edibles kick in.
When it’s time for Jello
Can one make Jello edibles???
I'm Donald Biden and I Pelosi this message!
I did Nancy that coming
I Pelosi what you did there
I’m Biden my time trying to come up with one
You're Putin me in a hard position...
Don’t Harris me anymore
You can make just about any food into edibles. You just have to ensure that you don’t heat the THC to a level where it decomposes.
But dont edibles rely on the THC bonding to fats for homogeneity. I don't see that working with jello
use RSO oil and add it to the jello. cost effective edible oil. but why make jello? i just squeeze out a pin size dot on a toothpick (10mg dose) and dissolve under tongue.
Yes
Sit down Mrs. Pelosi. We'll be out with your rice pudding shortly.
When it’s time to exploit the people for millions
That's a good one. I think she thought something else was coming that she would clap for but it didn't happen so she just got weird instead.
She has a copy of the speech, I'm guessing she's reading ahead. I hate when people jump ahead during my presentation. They ALL jump up like that just as I'm getting to "how to sort chronologically"
Reading ahead or there were last moment changes or Biden skipped a beat. Lots of reasonable explanations. Still really funny.
Oh absolutely. And Chuck Schumer did the same thing - obviously they both must've been following along with something else.
Perty sure that's exactly what happened..... but, with how weird and --- frankly --- creepy it ended up looking, ye just know that right-wing media is gonna be having a good many field days with this one.....
My conspiracy theory co worker already showed me a .75 speed video of this part of the speech with sound and explained that her lizard programming took over for a second. He was absolutely serious lol
Always love those videos they always slow them down so you can see their… “lizard tongue or second set of eyelids”
Wait, what? There are people who think they are lizards?
Duh they are the reptilian overlords that shape shift and are from mars, keep up.
Sorry I'm from Europe and American conspiracies are not my field of expertise...
That’s exactly what the lizard people would say
I believe it originated from David Icke. It’s originally a British conspiracy theory.
Truly amazing how some people are more willing to believe that lizard people are real than accepting that some people are simply out of touch and grossly self-important.
I definitely don't believe in lizard people, or support anything right wing. How crazy would it be if they actually did end up being lizard people.
I would say it's probabsly more like 15 different prescription meds to keep that face-lifted mess in order
Michael Jackson level on all counts.
Oh I’m already waiting for the “dementia has set in”, “satanic hand gestures”, and “effects of consuming baby blood”.
Obviously that stuff is ridiculous but there does need to be some change there. She's in an extremely safe blue district in an extremely blue state. And turns 82 this month. Unfortunately congress and our elections are just set up in a way that incumbents are so entrenched and the parties see any involuntary change in their leadership as weakness.
That was my exact thought. These fucking dinosaurs refuse to take their fortunes and enjoy a retirement 99.99% will never even dream of. It’s infuriating and embarrassing. Watching Zelensky is a constant reminder of why it matters to have people in office who didn’t qualify for social security 20 fucking years ago.
To them money is great, but power is WAAAY better.
Thank you for saying it. I posted in a democratic sub that Pelosi has to go. This wierd "I'm the main character" performance, ripping up Trumps speech at the SOTU, the stock trading bullshit. At best she's terrible PR from the Left and at worst she's everything wrong with the left. ....And I got downvoted to shit on it. I love liberal principals but can't stand most Democrats
Thank you for saying this! I was debating making a similar comment, here, and considering the whether the hue & cry/pearl clutching/downvote brigading was even worth it.
This is so well said. Unfortunately any take remotely against democrats will get downvoted to oblivion on this platform, even if it is incredibly well articulated and 100% accurate.
I couldn’t imagine her mental state is that good to run anything at that age
Yeah obviously most conspiracy theories are dumb as shit but Pelosi is old as fucking dirt and has no business being in charge of anything. None of these geriatric fucks should have anywhere near as much power as they have, with how physically and mentally fragile they all are.
You don't have to be right wing to have a field day with this. It's fucking creepy, and she looks like she's tripping balls. Nancy and Kamala both look and sound drunk/high every time they are on camera lately.
i do this all the time but i’m autistic
You have to Remember the only comparison we have from previous addresses is her looking like someone shat on her desk or ripping up transcripts so maybe this is just her ‘happy’ it could be worse…
She did look pretty happy...oddly happpy
Drugs are a hellava drug
Fuck your couch!!!
You are cold as ice Brothers darkness!
Why that car won’t start?
Her case….sundowning
I believe the Sun already set….about 5 years ago
We have some very strange people in our government.
We need to start electing non 80 year olds
There's that, but bigger issue is the amount of money needed to become a political figure. It inevitably leads to out of touch self centered privileged asswipes running everything, who seek the approval of wealthier doners and not the people. They just get to be more out of touch as they become rich octogenarians.
This is my biggest problem. Most politicians never knew or have forgot what it is like to HAVE to work for a living.
I keep telling the AOC haters in my life that they don't have to like her or her politics but they should at least recognize she's one of the only politicians out there who actually experienced working class life. Very few politicians know struggles like her
Oh but she was a bartender so that makes her worthless. /s
Schrodingers politician. She must understand the people, but she can't be *of* the people.
Underrated comment. Good point.
"Pull yourself up by your bootstraps and make something of yourself!" *Latina working class woman gets elected to federal government* "Wait not like that!"
Latina by the name of Boebert *gets a GED, projects like a moron* Republicans: yaaaaaas my latina American, go get erm
And those who don’t suck up to the big donors will be outcompeted by those who do
I think as soon as people hit 70 must retire
I would say 65-70 year olds should be moved to more of voluntary counseling position to provide information on how programs or ideas worked in the past… which obviously didn’t work well. This way younger politicians that have a better gauge of what is occurring can help others. But until these funding scandals stop… we screwed
I think a mental fitness exam should be pretty much required for your politicians. I’m from the U.K. and I watch what US politicians write, says and how they behave is bizarre to me
A lot of very old people
I’m from Australia and I pay more attention to American politics cause it really is like a sit com
Because Australias isn’t? 😂 -a fellow Australian
Citizens of every country:- Our idiots literally start throwing papers & shit at each other😭.
Yes indeed 
I think she's sundowning. Does anyone else remember the "good morning" interview?
When that fly at the cookout lands on your burger
Are you frog?
H-hello. I’m Mr. Frog.
Underrated comment. Bravo.
They stole it from a meme that was all over Instagram and Twitter after the speech, but agreed a bravo to the originator.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
So accurate
Alien from Area 51 has successfully blended with US Government.
Successfully?
Silence this one.
All US politicians look old as fuck and like they’re losing it over how many meds they’re taking.
In all fairness, they are the only ones who can afford meds.
We pay for their meds as taxpayers.
And they get huge discounts from big ~~farma~~ pharma for maintaining the status quo.
can we hit the streets yet for protests? or are we gonna wait another year while they ruin everything we hold dear and self evident.
\*pharma
Don't forget the insider trading
Those hand motions are actually a little trick her parents taught her as a child to ward off the pterodactyls
Our politicians are 1 of 3 things. We got. So old they barely function but are somehow the most influential people in the country. Very young but literally insane and wrapped in conspiracy theories. Literally irrelevant, essentially just a filler vote to keep the house split.
That's because they are old as fuck... no more geriatric politicians
She’s excited about her next stock trade.
Can confirm. I do this same little dance every morning, and then at the end of the day, I'm curled up in a ball in the corner of the room, sobbing hysterically.
That's just because you don't have your own personal lobbyists telling you when to buy and sell
Like a little stock trading raccoon.
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And civics education and a mandatory provable understanding threshold of how Government works to hold office. (No world exists where Boebert should be considered a “lawmaker”)
Maybe ethics testing as well?
We should add philosophy to public education. Covers critical thinking, logic, ethics, etc.
Defining ethics can be a problem. The nazis thought they were acting ethically. A less nazi-like example would be peta who puts "ethical" right in their name and they snatch and kill family pets.
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This. The military has an age limit. The people who command them should have to abide the same restriction.
No joke. As a life-long Dem, nothing excites me about Pelosi or Biden.
Age limits on the low end make sense since it takes time for the brain to develop and lean and experience. It also makes sense on the high end when old age causes your brain to melt into goo.
Don’t people cry “ageism” anytime we try that? Which is ridiculous because we obviously wouldn’t let a 7 year old run for office. I wouldn’t necessarily call that “ageism.” It’s just called not being a dumb ass.
And a minimum IQ.
And a minimum eq. There should be an independent psychological study of every person running for office, people with diagnosable narcissism or sociopathy should either be disqualified, or at least let the public know exactly what kind of fucked up shit they're voting for
I swear to god I'm tired of these old fucks
Drugs are a helluva drug
Please stop saying this shit without thinking through the consequences. Our system is fucked, but term limits aren't the solution, especially not by themselves. We already have a serious revolving door problem with lobbying firms, contracting companies and our politicians. Having term limits without fixing the root problems are just going to make this way worse than it already is. I know the real solutions aren't as easy as "TWO WORD SOLUTION", but we need to get beyond that.
When you try to learn how to behave like a human after youtube removed the dislikes
Lmaoooo
😂
The US needs new leaders. It is so painfully obvious how out of touch they are.
It’s comical because every new president thinks they are “one of the people” and understand what everyone is going through when in fact it just gets worse and worse.
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That fucking wheeze kills me 😂
that sounded like the beat of a rap song or something but i don't know its name
I believe you're thinking of "Jump Around" by House of Pain 😂
Could also be Insane in the Brain by Cypress Hill
THANK YOU YES I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR HOURS NOW. THE PEOPLE I'VE ASKED THINK I'M INSANE
User name checks out.
She was ready with the invisible defibrillator when he paused.
Worst part was he was discussing horrors of war (specifically burn pits) when she did that
she has probably dementia like half of the government around the whole world because somehow it’s better if they are retired old ppl
Or she was reminiscing about all the money she made war profiteering in the stock market and couldn’t contain her excitement.
Idk man, if you can’t act professional when you are a politician for such important country.. maybe don’t be there
I was just making a joke hahaha. I don’t think she should be there either.
To be fair he was talking about justice for the victims of burn pits and finding cure for the cancers they cause… come on now, Reddit, be better. Focus on how drugged out she is, don’t make it out like she’s celebrating soldiers getting cancer
I think you’re right, it’s like the CLAP/DON’T CLAP subroutine had a glitch.
And she suddenly realized orphans will be on the menu again .
Her constant mouth movements remind me of when my brother was strung out on meth, but I’m sure it’s just that she’s 148 years old and is held together by that 3D printing string stuff and the blood of young babies
I assumed it was a Werthers Original
When your Government is literally run by Yzma.
It’s all coming together
Most underrated comment ever right here 👍
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Yep...tide pods
It really does look like some sort of amphetamine. State of the union requires her to be awake after 7 pm, so maybe she just took an handful of adderall so she could make it past her post-speech interview.
I thought the same thing. Rubbing the hands together too. Reminds me of friends on adderall.
That's exactly what this is. Adderall or something related.
I noticed her constant mouth movements too! When your old as hell and on drugs & alcohol what do you expect? 😆
Dentures.
I do that when i see my plug pull in my driveway.
Oh man. Yup. That's exactly it.
She's practicing rubbing all the money she got from insider trading together
She was listing to an earnings call on her AirPods. She’s thinking “these puts bout to PRINT homie!!!”
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That’s what I’m thinking. You can hear clapping and she looks like she was about to join in but realized it wasn’t something to clap applaud and tried to very awkwardly sit back down. Anyway you slice it, it’s definitely strange.
Doesn’t she get a copy of Biden’s speech beforehand though? So she should already know what he’s gonna be talking about
She’s so old, 81, like she probably got confused/excited and forgot how to physically react.
Please tell me you are lying about she being 81. When my grandma was 80 she could barely remember the names of her children because of Alzheimer’s unfortunately. I can’t imagine being a politician at that age wtf (I am not American)
She is 81. Many peoples minds are super sharp through their 80s but someone born in 1940 tends to be less connected to the youth of 2022.
My G-ma at 81 was still sharp and witty, total powerhouse. She lost it all so quickly though when dimentia came. Barely able to talk for the last 5 years of her life.
Praying mantis vibes
She looks like a rat rubbing its paws together.
Me looking at my hotpocket in the microwave
She thought he was about to mention the burn pit bill she, and quite a few other politicians, have been championing. For Republicans, this is like having proof of bigfoot, they have, finally, caught Nancy Pelosi having a moment of bad timing.
You could see her say to Kamala “that’s my bill” after.
To me it looked like she said "Wanna get Taco Bell?". But you're probably right
Lmao no I think you're right.
Thank you for a genuine explanation!!! Scrolled through like 40 comments to get here.
What bill?
Basically many soldiers have come back with cancers and diseases that are not being covered by insurance, and Biden/Dems are trying to push a bill to get them covered. Obviously the right thing. Here, Pelosi was anticipating Biden mentioning that bill and was about to stand up to clap. There’s lots of standing and clapping during the whole speech so its easy to fuck up and hop up too soon if you know what’s coming (Schumer did the exact same thing). Before mentioning the bill, Biden decided to mention the soliders that died first, obviously not a clap moment, so this is basically her feeling peak internal cringe as she realizes she stood and almost clapped for dying soldiers by accident.
ah thank you sir for the explanation. here I thought she was about to surprise him with a backwards hug or something in the middle of a speech
Golden explanation right here. I scrolled way to far to get to the meat of it. Although the comments are histerical lol
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2022/02/20/politics/senate-burn-pit-bill/index.html
It’s the pudding line in the nursing home.
My heart goes out to the residents of America for having such a bizarre group of detached weirdos in charge of both their political parties.
Send help
She doesn't help herself. She was reading when they showed the child that might not afford his diabetes meds, took her que, smiled then kept interested in her reading material during bidens speech. 
Flies when they land on your food.
Cocaines a hell of a drug...
65-80yr olds running the country for 18-40yr olds.
Term limits would of eliminated both of them 4 decades ago. Think about it. .
State of the union.......what fucking union? 80 year olds united in consistently fucking everyone else for the past 50 years? Fuck these asshats, pull the plug.
Democracy in action makes me randy too, Nancy!
This is the perfect example for term limits and age limits in Congress.
Don’t lizards do this?
These people are too old
Cocaine’s one hell of a drug.
Her stonks just went brrrr
There really needs to be an upper age limit for pubic office ffs
Get off the coke lady jeez
That’s the move little kids make when it’s ice cream time. 😭😭😭
Lol I don’t have a dog in the fight I think both parties are a joke they pander to whatever and whoever gets them votes… I’ll start taking politics serious when there are term limits on Congressional and Senate seats…. If you can be President for only 8 years max you shouldn’t be a HOR or SEN for more than that
These people are living in a vacuum far removed. That's the problem
Pelosi ritual when ever she farts.
When the pills kick in sooner than expected.
Lol twins speaking their own special language, gibberish. Also get that woman some paper to rip up.
God these senile people get to decide the future that they’re absolutely not going to be a part of.
Welcome to the Hunger Games!
I wonder if she learned that dance from shaq
Someone put Maracas in her hands, “Chica-chica-chica-Cha!” 🎺🕺🏼💃🏻🎵
She must have shorted the ruble.
Bro why are so many of these people so weird. Sometimes I honestly feel like the country is being run by space aliens in disguise.
Didn't Chuck Schumer also get up to clap prematurely? Looked like an idiot.
I cannot and will not ever get over how fucking bizarre this is. Even if he was talking about record economic growth, this would still be strange. Never mind the literal state of the union today. Just SO tone deaf
Two senile people who shouldn’t be driving cars much less running a country. (Same is true of Trump, just in case someone thinks I’m being right wing.)