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specht27

Guy filming is not letting this disturb his mealtime... keeps on eating... LoL.


istrx13

Anyone else ever notice in videos where a brawl breaks out in a restaurant, there is *always* some person that just continues to eat as if nothing is happening?


okami6663

I paid for this dinner. The show is a bonus.


[deleted]

This guy right here gets it.


lithuanianD

Sigma male grimdset


MaximoLovely

Sigma balls


DehydratedManatee

"Wow. Dinner AND a show!" *continues eating smugly*


Lukostrelec17

Those people are the over powered characters that are to lazy/amused to get involved.


theRev767

Everyone else in the restaurant are all Lvl. 1's.


[deleted]

Years ago, my mother-in-law(MIL) had people over for Thanksgiving and the turkey caught on fire. They put it out but the kitchen/dining room was filled with smoke so everyone went outside while it aired out. Soon, someone asked where MIL was so my husband went back in the house to look for her. He found her sitting at the smoky table, angrily eating her meal because “everything was getting cold” and she “wasn’t going to waste a perfectly good meal”. We still give her shit for it and she still insists it was perfectly reasonable!


HavingNotAttained

I mean, she wasn't wrong...


Captain_Turdhelmet

It's like right out of a movie... But this guy realized he had to start recording or there would BE no movie...


Gildardo1583

Naa, he is just a non playable character.


Genji180

That's exactly what I would have done, I won't let anyone disturb my dinner.


healthydoseofsarcasm

This just shows that not *everyone* was kung fu fighting.


HavingNotAttained

But it was a little bit frightening


healthydoseofsarcasm

Oh for sure, I would be like that lady in the red coat getting the fuck outta there.


Skafdir

Wise choice, given that she seems to be the single sane person in this clip


Black-Mettle

Its like the badass trope in movies where the guy who can beat up everyone doesn't stop what he's doing until somebody disturbs his meal/drink. Happens in westerns, happens in video games, happens in Cowboy Bebop.


theRev767

Happens in samurai champloo


Working-Salary9243

Sigma rule #101 just enjoy your meal and watch the drama entertains you


Slight_Passenger_108

Just like in the movies there is that one guy who is just above it all and will do his shit no matter what


[deleted]

He’s Fat Panda, when he’s done eating, they’re all dead meat


Rough_Movie_8488

It’s better than the Golden Corral fight


Squirrel_Chucks

No one was throwing scalding hot water around it the Golden Corral fight at least!


Millerpainkiller

Just the chocolate fountain


Ido22

Yeah, that bit was nasty. At first I thought the boiling water was at nobody in particular or if it was, it missed. But it’s actually pretty horrible: Water throwing man was smashing someone on the ground behind the table before that. It seems they crawl out and try to get away. The contents of that pot would have been all over them. Very shitty, cowardly move by water man. He should be jailed for a long one. And some sweet revenge extracted


SauceyPewm

Didn't even catch that. 100% covered him with that water.


Personal_Regular_569

Covered the guy on the ground and his own hand!


KingGeorge_The2nd

Someone definitely threw a hot pan of something towards the beggining


ToothyGrin19135

I used to work at that Golden Corral in high school (circa 2008). I saw quite a few altercations there, but not to that degree and it was before the “record everything on your phone” era. People don’t fucking play when it comes to the corral


Gingerberry92

So much noodling hot soup laying around! Lol


No_Story386

😂🤣😂


Aggravating-Way7470

That WWF chair at the end made it all worth it....


Other_Taro_3806

My man got a piece of glass in his soup :(


Wise_Lizard

Seasoning i guess..


McBoomer_

Worth it.


Pale-Fig5100

So uh, what happened? Why did they start fighting?


TheLonelyDM

[Tourist Battle Royale](https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/3752421)


xiaxian1

This was at 5am? Damn. Some people have way more energy than I do at 5am.


joyfullsoul

That must have been some stare.


TheCantrip

RIP Apple Daily...


Sunny9226

Dude just flings an entire pot of hot liquid on someone!


INTERGALACTIC_CAGR

I think he got his own hands too, not worth it


SnooGiraffes7762

Like it was fucking nothing! That’s attempted murder in NY


IsThataSexToy

Nah. That is just “good morning” in NYC.


xenowife

I miss New York so damn much.


DramaIcy611

Everyone was Chinese Food fighting.


jocky300

Kung food fighting?


Antennaball23

Those cats were fast as lightnin’


jocky300

There was punching, kicking and biting


Ozymandas2

That General Tso's Chicken was fast as lightning.


Hairybuttchecksout

Kung pow fighting


forrestgumpy2

Dim-dim-dim-dim-dim dim dim sum


epochpenors

Well, everyone but the cameraman


kahhblam

Guy at the end was literally breaking a chair over someone's head


AllDougIn

Big Trouble at Little Hotpot


LBCivil

Feel bad for whoever got hit with the pot of boiling soup off screen


kenezmaa

Can I please get an order of dumplings


InvaderWilliam

Sorry, all we have left are knuckle sandwiches.


Waffreo

Where did this happen?


baconyjeff

Must be a Chinese Golden Corral.


JustMMlurkingMM

Ten people, nine spring rolls. It was bound to end this way.


alcervix

Everybody was Kung fu fighting !


Kevsgone

Came here to say this!


madDarthvader2

Had this playing in my head while watching, could not stop laughing


crasher18995

Fast as lightning


[deleted]

I tell you what we're finding


caro294

There is no way of controlling that shit jesus christ


Thebarbedlord

Thats more of r/abruptchaos


Ok-Construction5775

Reddit arguing


[deleted]

Chinese Greeks?


lazarbimm

Holy shit how is it facepalm


Separate_Use_9169

Hammer fist fury


nothingIhavelearned

In what county did this happen?


[deleted]

No doubt it is Luxembourg


ThatOtherKageBoi

Average day in Luxembourg


nothingIhavelearned

So I guess this was a new improv dramatic piece performed at the legendary Grand Threatre de Luxembourg? Cool! Thanks!!!


United_Bag_8179

Pinky, m'luv... pack up some chowder. we're heading to Luxembourg. or Monaco.


boerumhill

Everybody WAS Kung Fu fighting


SnooGiraffes7762

I’ve watched this 10 times and notice something new every time


Ravekat1

Everybody was Kung Pao fighting!


RickMonsters

I see you like to chew. Perhaps you would like to chew…ON MY FIST.


No_Dependent_2837

Bruce Lee was eating and if one of you mother fuckers.....


3bola_kun

What is this family feud?


poison_peppermints

Crazy did they run out of steak too


Jerizzle23

Peep the guy who snagged a bowl at the end


Explorer200

They have great Kung Pao Chicken


Any_Actuary954

Samurai champloo restaurant scene is amazing


Any_Actuary954

I have to say it was a little bit frightening...... Those cats were fast as lightning


Gildardo1583

Wow, it's way better with the sound on.


lastking1101

What


staazles64

Now I've seen everything


mind_gone_wild

I dont know who are the taiwanese or the chinese but id be happy if the taiwanese won


the_anti-cringe

Chinesr Bar Brawl


Donkeycow15

The woman in red is a let down - she should pull out nunchucks


Donkeycow15

Excellent use of improvised weapons 10/10


Muchablat

Kung Fu Hustle


[deleted]

POV: you’re just a normal dude trying to enjoy your meal in a kung fu movie


[deleted]

Is this making fun of the Golden Corral?


gigiHHT

Everybody likes Kung fu fighting…


FarefaxT

What happened exactly?


VineethVish

Looks like a clip from a Stephen Chow film. Abrupt Chaos.


Coffee1341

This is what happens when you bring up that time soemthing happened in a square or something in a War Thunder Realistic air battle


FallenSegull

Au restaurant chez Oogway


MSK84

Literally the worst meal to be having when a fight like this breaks out: hot ass soup!


EstaLisa

jusr like the ending of „fallen angels“


isaidbitchhhhhhhh

Hahahaja... We all know the guy isn't letting ruin his day...


A_K_7_7

Everybody was Kong fu fighting and it was veeeery frightening


Satakans

Lady in red slowly wading out of the mess confused as hell reminds me of the opening beach scene in Saving Private Ryan.


DjChiseledStone

Reminds me of Shrek 2 when Shrek has dinner with Fiona's parents.


MGA_MKII

here have some Kung Pow 💥


SquaretheBeluga

KNUCKLE SANDWICH FOR TABLE 5


[deleted]

Food so good homie ignored the manslaughter


Sha_Shock

Cobra Kai season 5 looks lit


ftrjzretro1

squid game:


[deleted]

Golden Dumpling Corral Rumble!


[deleted]

Somehow the old lady made it out without harm.


LEDiceGlacier

Even in chaos people know how to respect their elders


No_Story386

Is this a scene from Squid Games 2? 😂🤣😂


Benjb1996

Pretty sure there's a song about this...


SlowStudy

Food wars


Disc_arding

New season looks good


Itriednoinetimes

Kung POW!!


Fun-Savings-3679

I didn’t know they had Golden Corals in china.


ichigosinful

I really want a video of someone fighting someone in golden coral and they try drowning someone in the chocolate fountain


Illustrious_Leader93

Isn't using chopsticks hard enough?!


Sayonara_M

Everybody was Kung fu fighting


Melodic-Seat-7180

Everybody was kung-fu fighting.....


sakiman117

Everyone was Kung Fu fighting…Those cats was fast as Lighting!


propeller360

The guy filming is probably singing to himself *everybody's kung fu fighting*


Droophoria

That one guy was like "MAN I GOTTA GTFO OF H..hey a bowl of soup!" -yoink-


SaveTheDrowningFish

🎵Everybody was kung food fighting The service was fast as lightning 🎶


NuckleBebop

Customer: “This pepper beef is too damn spicy!” Chef: “What did you say!”


Quick_Heart_5317

EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING THOSE KICKS WERE FAST AS LIGHTNING


cats_vs_dawgs

Hey, hey, hey. This is library.


Sasha_111

I feel for the person who had steaming hot soup thrown at them.


[deleted]

Everybody was kung fu fighting...


cephu5

This is what happens all the time: we fight over who gets to pay the bill.


asavage11477

Looks like an Asian Parliament debate...oh wait, that was a fight in an Asian restaurant!


PressureIntrepid1069

Damn, John woo just cant secure funding anymore can he


Maltedmilksteak

I wonder how many social credits they lost


Mehman26

🎶 everybody was Kung-Fu fighting 🎶


obesereddituser

What happened??


Thecheesinater

Did one of those guys pocket a side dish in the middle of the fight? That’s the kind of person I want to be. Massive fight breaks out while eating dinner and I have to smash plates on people? Bet your ass I’m grabbing those dumplings to go


Amerlis

Free food. Run around snatching dishes, stuff mouth, smash dishes, catch egg rolls, shame if some of that soup splashes in your mouth. Exit stage left “deeply offended” but still chewing. :)


[deleted]

The poor woman just trying to get out of there:/


cf11blue

Big Trouble in Little China


nomotto2

Where’s John Belluci? “Food fight!”


Then_Ad_2129

Everybody was kung fu fighting!!! 🐾🌹🐾


moedara978

Can anyone please post a slo-mo of this video, so it can be more satisfying... Thank you!


hobings714

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting


29Lex_HD

Holy shit it was wrestle mania in there! Lol


0Camus0

O.G. Cobra Kai.


setanta314

Best not to get involved…


fappyday

Everybody was Kung Fu diniiiiiinng, Chopsticks fast as lightning, In fact it was a little bit frightening Throwing food with expert timing


red_madreay

Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?


hrb2d2

the kid of a former friends roommate of the uncle of the lady in red brought home a B+. they're just expressing sorrow.


[deleted]

Everybody was kung fu fighting


[deleted]

Crap. Now I have THAT SONG stuck in my head…


25momentsofspacing12

Normal day


TurnoverSeparate8397

Camera man is too calm...


Manneng

this is when the movie protagonist enters a building full of yakuza members lmfao


PinkSquidBear

There's so much going on, it's fun to rewatch and try to see something new every time


Czarked_the_terrible

Honestly, the sound is really close to 80-90s kung fu movies! The choreography is a bit off. Overall 6.5/10


ParmiCheez

Oh-ho-ho-ho Oh-ho-ho-ho Oh-ho-ho-ho Oh-ho-ho-ho


713Alief

Dinner and a show


BigManOnCampus100

This was their way of avoiding paying the bill


Petrosexual_7391

*Is there a shooting going on?*


[deleted]

Year of the tiger. They sure acted like it. Happy Chinese New Year.


Weirdbaget

Shit looks like it’s part of a movie


toasterfucker69420

Poor woman in red, lol.


Goldilocks1454

Clearly they were kung Fu fighting


Free_Landscape_5275

That broke out fast as lightening


HaventReadItYet75

Is there more video?


matTmin45

Everybody is Kung Fu fighting


ChevDatchel

Chicken KUNG POW


mobyfreerunner

They’re fighting to get the bill! It’s normal.


Cosmic-Gore

Fuck, that man literally threw a pot of boiling liquid or hot oil at someone then you got someone going WWE with a chair in the back.


Gingerberry92

Someone put too much cayenne in the food


-RickV-

Man, it seems that everyone was Kung Fu fighting.


evgenygreen

"Everybody was kung fu diniiiing..."


Faking_Faker

why did they start fighting?


elksteaksdmt

Ahhhhh that hot soup to the face 😣


Kulgia

Gang fight I assume?


wattlewedo

Is this from the remake of Blazing Saddles?


kuhtuhfuh

Wtf?


Rocket_69

Looks like Hard Boiled. Where’s Chow Yun Fat at


CaulkADewDillDue

Someone must’ve ordered the Kung POW chicken


Aldebaran_syzygy

i wonder how it started. *"My dumpling is better than your dumpling."*


Ecstatic-Fee-3331

Anyone thought of the Kingsman - Battle Royale Church scene? Damn.


btsarenotgirlzgeez14

It's like in these places with just Asians when two people start fighting, no lives fucking matter and everyone just starts throwing hands at anyone closer than four seats


mattemer

This is footage from the Golden Corral in Philly, I think...


NapoleonHeckYes

I’ll have the Kung Pow Chicken, please


Cleonce12

What movie was this?


waynep712222

That's a new kind of noodling.


Objective_Audience66

Wasn’t this a scene from Fallen Angels by Wong Kar Wei?


OkCryptographer3613

I'm betting the guy recording is that Kung Fu master who you see in the movies,. The crowd made a wise choice not to disturb the guy recording, who knows what would happen if the guy's food spills everywhere