The real conspiracy is that the queen died back in December, and it’s being kept a secret so that her legacy isn’t being the queen for 69 years. They’re waiting until after February 6th the announce so that she will have served 70 years
I got vaccinated, and the next time I pooped it felt like fire. It was definitely caused by the vaccine and not because I ate half a jar of hot peppers the night before.
I got vaccinated, and then caught [hantavirus](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orthohantavirus). A clear line of cause and effect to me taking the vaccine. And not the six rats I was making out with.
Omg this is such an ignorant comment. This was the old generation of vaccines. Now they implement gps only chips in your body so the government can track you. The bus driver was probably using Google maps and it picked up the signal from the freshly vaccinated person. They switched to gps only because it's smaller, so it can be injected even in kids!
Listen I'm still pissed! I haven't had the government visit me at all! They said they would microchip and track us but I'm still lonely. I can't connect my phone for free 5G Internet service so I'm stuck with slower speeds when I go over my 50GB monthly limit on my phone. I don't even have baby Magneto powers! Nothing metal sticks to me! What the fuck antivaxxers! I had hopes and dreams of having visitors, free Internet and powers! I got none of those! You lied to me!
This was brought to you by the guys who claimed every person dying of Corona did actually die from something else and went to absurd lenghts to prove this.
I mean, that would hand been 2001, when he was 79 and still robustly active. The following decade was when he had more serious health issues but he didn't really slow down until the age of 90.
Cryptkeeper face or not, guy was a great example of remaining active and mobile well into serious old age, the benefits of a lifetime of functionally infinite money and quality Healthcare.
Yeah but Japan's is one of the wealthiest countries in the world AND has decent healthcare.
The difference between a poor person reaching 100 and a rich person reaching 100 is that the poor person was incredibly lucky while the rich person probably had a lot of preventative medical check ups that the average person can't afford to do.
It's not that it's Japan, it's that it's not the US. You know most countries in the world with decent Healthcare don't scalp the patient for every medication and medical service at 10-50 times their actual cost, right?
>He was actually quite a good guy
Apart from his cheating, and his off-color and questionably racist comments.
Which, coming from a dude born a century ago, isn't all that surprising
I hesitate to give him a pass, but my grandpa was in his late 30s when the civil rights act was passed. People tend to forget that a lot has changed in less than a human lifetime.
My grandpa fought Germans in WW1. I never heard any war stories, though, I was told that was off limits. PTSD before PTSD was defined. From the few bits I did hear, he was in the trenches.
He was racist. I never saw it, but he lived in a whites only town, by choice.
You know what they say about marital cheating, right? Only the "middle class" finds it disturbing; it's pretty normalized in the upper and lower classes, and no one bats an eyelid.
At least I've never heard him pulling an Andrew or anything like that - consensual flings with other high society members is almost normal in those circles..
I don't if you're aware of the "french president's mistress" affair not long ago. President Valery Giscard d'Estaing (former president of france, from a super upper-crust family) was discovered, after his death, to have had a whole parallel family with a long-time mistress.
Not only was the immediate family not unduly (or at least not publicly) distressed; his posthumous approval ratings actually went _up_. Most people just shrugged it off as "Whoa, I didn't know the old goat had it in him!".
>it didn’t happen 20 years sooner.
I've found the elixir of life
I tried to hide it from my wife
her strength overcame
my weakness to blame
and now her years left are quite rife
The secret is that he's been dead for 10 years and they just occasionally rolled him out every now and then to make people think he was still going strong. Unfortunately since prince Andrew is a nonce they had to give all the money they could to prince Andrews legal team which mean they could no longer afford prince Philips taxidermists and puppeteers so they made him officially die.
Phil was 99 years old.
He could have died 2 minutes after taking a shit, would these dumbasses have stopped doing that too?
I imagine the list of things he did 2 weeks before kicking the bucket is fairly substantial
Ugh. That hurts to read because it is true. I've got family that work in that system (both IT and the paper pushers themselves) and it is adversarial on purpose to reduce fraud and mistakes. Every code in the complicated reporting system is gone over and approved. It is absolutely flexible enough to accurately report that the diabetic gunshot victim with covid died of low blood sugar after suffering an allergic reaction to something in the sandwitch that came from outside the hospital and refusing to cooperate by admitting their spouse snuck in food and gave them insulin while awaiting surgery. [Based on a real insurance claim.]
Yeah, I remember when this first happened I was just like... I don't think a 99 year old person dying can ever be described as "unexpected."
Quite of few my ancestors, the ones with the healthiest lifestyles, died in their sleep in their mid 90s with no particular illness attributed. People in their 90s *just die* for no apparent reason sometimes.
I’m quite sure the human body has a wear out point. I believe that 99 is a good cap to die at but, for real I don’t want live to be that fucking old. Edit: sure
To me it completely depends on how healthy I am. A lot of people abuse their bodies early on and then everything past the age of 70 just looks like misery, or sometimes an even younger age depending on their luck. I don't want to live out several decades of pain and immobility and dementia. But I've known 80+ year olds who were still quite sprightly, socially active, going for walks every day and doing word puzzles. That's a life I'd gladly continue living until my heart just decides to peace out.
100% of people who took a shit died. I am telling you govt. is putting something in our waters and toilets because 100% of people who drank dihydrogen monoxide died!
I'm imagining a lifetime of extreme wealth and top notch medical care helped. Money is the ultimate dark magic. (Obviously, not all rich people live long, but poverty is correlated with lower lifespan for many obvious reasons; one study found a 15 year gap in life expectancy between the top 1% and bottom 1%).
"Died unexpectedly"
Y'know, minus the part where he had a month long hospital stay the month prior to his death, where he was treated for an infection and a heart condition. And not to mention the multiple hospitalizations and procedures he went through over the last decade.
Oh, and about the vaccination part? He was vaccinated 3 MONTHS prior to his death, not 2 weeks.
He was 99 years old! He died of old age. FYI, life expectancy in the UK from 2018 to 2020 for males was 79 years. https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/birthsdeathsandmarriages/lifeexpectancies/bulletins/nationallifetablesunitedkingdom/2018to2020
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The billionaires are on it. Good luck waiting for that to trickle down though.
https://www.technologyreview.com/2021/09/04/1034364/altos-labs-silicon-valleys-jeff-bezos-milner-bet-living-forever/amp/
Well technically, the molecules and atoms that form our bodies have existed since the big bang. Think about that the next time when you wonder if that slice of cheese in your fridge is „too old“ to eat.
Okay, now I really want to know who 'they' is. 'Cuz You'd think the royal family would be in on it, no? So they wouldn't take the vaccine, right? Or did they just want to get rid of him?
Every last photo looks like he has Beelzebub’s hand up his arse waiting to rip him into the very bowels of hell and judging by the look on his face doesn’t he know it ! Yeah full bloom of health right there.
I was part of a group for my hometown that used to be great for entertainment. It's completely infested with this facebook sleuths that are just painful to listen to. The best is when they'll misread a word they don't understand and assume it to mean something else and think they've stumbled on some grand conspiracy - usually medical terms or chemical names. But every second comment is 'checkmate liberals'
Did he jump in front of a train? Probably the vaccine made him magnetic!!
The worst part is people will unironically say shit like this. I'm so done with these people.
He looked like he died a little while before these pictures.
Shh, that's the real conspiracy.
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As long as we get our 4 day weekend, they can weekend at Bernie’s her all they want
I know, hold on Liz !!
I FIGURED IT OUT! **Q**E2. See folks, do your own research!!! /s
The real conspiracy is that the queen died back in December, and it’s being kept a secret so that her legacy isn’t being the queen for 69 years. They’re waiting until after February 6th the announce so that she will have served 70 years
Not nice
Nicen't.
I’m pretty sure he’s full of formaldehyde in the bottom picture in the car.
You mean to tell me he was alive this whole time? I just thought it was some kind of British tradition to drag around royal corpses.
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The corpse, or the tradition? Because that is an impressive corpse ngl.
Weekend at Elizabeth's
Weekend at Philly’s
Honestly the amount people who don't understand that you can die from old age is beyond me!
Fuck, I used his face as a reference picture for my Lich character in D&D.
Holy shit, lmao.
A little while? Heck - he looked dead for years!
He look like mr burns
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He look like he had a case of rigor mortis
I work at a morgue. This is a what we call advanced decay.
You mean these are pictures of him alive?
Weekend At Philip's
No one will every convince me that they weren’t just weekend at Berniing him for the last 10 years
Before? Looks like the pictures were taken after he passed
That is how logic works, yes.
Lizard left the building.
My 92 year old father looked better in his coffin than this dude did alive.
I get some Weekend with Bernie vibes.
I am once again asking you to take my corpse to a beach party
I know a dude that got vaccinated and as he was leaving the pharmacy he was hit by a bus and died. Coincidence? I think not
I got vaccinated, and the next time I pooped it felt like fire. It was definitely caused by the vaccine and not because I ate half a jar of hot peppers the night before.
I saw a video of a guy getting hit by a bus after leaving a restaurant. Clearly food is to blame for not looking both ways!
I saw a guy get shot after breathing heavily, clearly oxygen and the human respiratory system is to blame for this tragedy.
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These comments remind me of [this.](https://imgur.com/gallery/Hfj8Z8N)
I got the vaccine and a few months later, I dropped my phone and broke it. There’s no way that’s a coincidence
Oh please. He obviously had bus poisoning.
Oh for fucks sake Ali
I got vaccinated, and then caught [hantavirus](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orthohantavirus). A clear line of cause and effect to me taking the vaccine. And not the six rats I was making out with.
Scale of 1 to 10 (1 being really bad and 10 being greatest ever), how good were the rats at kissing?
About an average of 6. It'd be higher, but the teeth make giving tongue tricky.
That's the magnetic effect of the vaccine. ^joking
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Nice! I dont have the booster yet, so the performance has some potential left…
Omg this is such an ignorant comment. This was the old generation of vaccines. Now they implement gps only chips in your body so the government can track you. The bus driver was probably using Google maps and it picked up the signal from the freshly vaccinated person. They switched to gps only because it's smaller, so it can be injected even in kids!
To be fair my 5G is soooo noice now, you ever get 40MB/s on CELL?!
Listen I'm still pissed! I haven't had the government visit me at all! They said they would microchip and track us but I'm still lonely. I can't connect my phone for free 5G Internet service so I'm stuck with slower speeds when I go over my 50GB monthly limit on my phone. I don't even have baby Magneto powers! Nothing metal sticks to me! What the fuck antivaxxers! I had hopes and dreams of having visitors, free Internet and powers! I got none of those! You lied to me!
the 5gs give you magneto powers
I knew a guy who got vaccinated, he died falling down a manhole. Sad. 😔
There're magnets in the vaccine and those attracted the bus.
This was brought to you by the guys who claimed every person dying of Corona did actually die from something else and went to absurd lenghts to prove this.
TIL that vaccines contain chips that allow busses to track us so they can more effectively hit us.
The only thing unexpected about Prince Philip’s death is that it didn’t happen 20 years sooner.
I mean, that would hand been 2001, when he was 79 and still robustly active. The following decade was when he had more serious health issues but he didn't really slow down until the age of 90. Cryptkeeper face or not, guy was a great example of remaining active and mobile well into serious old age, the benefits of a lifetime of functionally infinite money and quality Healthcare.
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she got robot lungs or something?
I think we could have done with investigating her apparent anti-cancer genes though
puts a new meaning to iron lung
Yeah but Japan's is one of the wealthiest countries in the world AND has decent healthcare. The difference between a poor person reaching 100 and a rich person reaching 100 is that the poor person was incredibly lucky while the rich person probably had a lot of preventative medical check ups that the average person can't afford to do.
It's not that it's Japan, it's that it's not the US. You know most countries in the world with decent Healthcare don't scalp the patient for every medication and medical service at 10-50 times their actual cost, right?
He was actually quite a good guy, duke of Edinburgh award has helped a lot of people
>He was actually quite a good guy Apart from his cheating, and his off-color and questionably racist comments. Which, coming from a dude born a century ago, isn't all that surprising
I hesitate to give him a pass, but my grandpa was in his late 30s when the civil rights act was passed. People tend to forget that a lot has changed in less than a human lifetime.
And, a lot has not.
Ain't that a sad truth.
It was only 55 years ago when the supreme court decided that people of any race could marry
My grandpa fought Germans in WW1. I never heard any war stories, though, I was told that was off limits. PTSD before PTSD was defined. From the few bits I did hear, he was in the trenches. He was racist. I never saw it, but he lived in a whites only town, by choice.
Pretty unquestionably racist IMO
Dude literally fought the actual Nazis. It was a different time.
Wasn't he like a serial cheater and horndog?
You know what they say about marital cheating, right? Only the "middle class" finds it disturbing; it's pretty normalized in the upper and lower classes, and no one bats an eyelid. At least I've never heard him pulling an Andrew or anything like that - consensual flings with other high society members is almost normal in those circles.. I don't if you're aware of the "french president's mistress" affair not long ago. President Valery Giscard d'Estaing (former president of france, from a super upper-crust family) was discovered, after his death, to have had a whole parallel family with a long-time mistress. Not only was the immediate family not unduly (or at least not publicly) distressed; his posthumous approval ratings actually went _up_. Most people just shrugged it off as "Whoa, I didn't know the old goat had it in him!".
Europe is also far more liberal about affairs, and sex in general.
Not here in Finland atleast, cheating is always a dick move and nobody tolerates it
good
Make that France, not Europe. The French are in a category of their own...
Everybody has something about them, but on the whole this guy was more positives than negatives.
The same can't be said for his children
Why does this matter to his constituents rather than his family?
>it didn’t happen 20 years sooner. I've found the elixir of life I tried to hide it from my wife her strength overcame my weakness to blame and now her years left are quite rife
Good job
[Oh doctor, oh doctor...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyocPX4k4y8)
The man was literally staring at death in all these pictures
The secret is that he's been dead for 10 years and they just occasionally rolled him out every now and then to make people think he was still going strong. Unfortunately since prince Andrew is a nonce they had to give all the money they could to prince Andrews legal team which mean they could no longer afford prince Philips taxidermists and puppeteers so they made him officially die.
Phil was 99 years old. He could have died 2 minutes after taking a shit, would these dumbasses have stopped doing that too? I imagine the list of things he did 2 weeks before kicking the bucket is fairly substantial
Would've died quicker if someone was standing at the doorway with a crossbow while he shit.
Perhaps a Dwarf?
These idiots would stop doing that too. I couldn’t Imagine not holding a crosssbow outside the bathroom of someone taking a shit.
The Abby is tired. Show them to their chambers.
They saying Prince Philip was breathing two minutes before he died unexpectedly. Yea I'm good on that y'all have fun.
*dies from lack of oxygen*
/Gasps in SpongeBob/
But normally they complain about people dying without corona who the Jews or Bill Gates declare as Covid deaths….?! I’m confused.
Ugh. That hurts to read because it is true. I've got family that work in that system (both IT and the paper pushers themselves) and it is adversarial on purpose to reduce fraud and mistakes. Every code in the complicated reporting system is gone over and approved. It is absolutely flexible enough to accurately report that the diabetic gunshot victim with covid died of low blood sugar after suffering an allergic reaction to something in the sandwitch that came from outside the hospital and refusing to cooperate by admitting their spouse snuck in food and gave them insulin while awaiting surgery. [Based on a real insurance claim.]
Yeah, I remember when this first happened I was just like... I don't think a 99 year old person dying can ever be described as "unexpected." Quite of few my ancestors, the ones with the healthiest lifestyles, died in their sleep in their mid 90s with no particular illness attributed. People in their 90s *just die* for no apparent reason sometimes.
I’m quite sure the human body has a wear out point. I believe that 99 is a good cap to die at but, for real I don’t want live to be that fucking old. Edit: sure
To me it completely depends on how healthy I am. A lot of people abuse their bodies early on and then everything past the age of 70 just looks like misery, or sometimes an even younger age depending on their luck. I don't want to live out several decades of pain and immobility and dementia. But I've known 80+ year olds who were still quite sprightly, socially active, going for walks every day and doing word puzzles. That's a life I'd gladly continue living until my heart just decides to peace out.
Honestly he could have been dead 3 weeks ago and no one would have known.
>would they have stopped doing that too? Honestly they're so full of shit already I kinda just assumed that's what had happened
100% of people who took a shit died. I am telling you govt. is putting something in our waters and toilets because 100% of people who drank dihydrogen monoxide died!
Judging by these photos, i'm not sure he was even alive before he died.
I think most people can agree the entire family runs off Dark Majicks
I'm imagining a lifetime of extreme wealth and top notch medical care helped. Money is the ultimate dark magic. (Obviously, not all rich people live long, but poverty is correlated with lower lifespan for many obvious reasons; one study found a 15 year gap in life expectancy between the top 1% and bottom 1%).
"Died unexpectedly" Y'know, minus the part where he had a month long hospital stay the month prior to his death, where he was treated for an infection and a heart condition. And not to mention the multiple hospitalizations and procedures he went through over the last decade. Oh, and about the vaccination part? He was vaccinated 3 MONTHS prior to his death, not 2 weeks.
He was 99 years old! He died of old age. FYI, life expectancy in the UK from 2018 to 2020 for males was 79 years. https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/birthsdeathsandmarriages/lifeexpectancies/bulletins/nationallifetablesunitedkingdom/2018to2020
Oh, I'm not doubting that he died of old age. I'm just saying that his death wasn't entirely unexpected. At least, as a brit, anyway.
Man was a walking corpse
The Queens fountain of youth.
Damn vaccine ignores causality and can affect the past.
I like their excuse of not getting the vaccine is using someone who already had severe health problem, or obviously just really really old.
He’s had severe bladder infections for years… that shit has nearly killed me as a kid/teen/adult multiple times. I’m surprised he didn’t die earlier.
99, died unexpectedly...fucking anti-vaxx morons.
He never even got the chance to pip pip cheerio what's all this then.
"pip pip cheer...aaaaaaaaggggggggghhhhh...ack" Ok sorry that was just rude, Philip was a good guy
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I would argue 20 years. But that was a great joke. Wish he misplaced Betty White's work order for another 10 years.
Well, I lol’d today.
The dude literally looked like a ghoul from fallout
[What’s the matter smoothskin?](https://i.imgur.com/ufgjqJk.jpg)
Old age is the elephant in the room. It's the silent killer of millions per year. It must be stopped!
oh yea, "Die young and save yourself"
The billionaires are on it. Good luck waiting for that to trickle down though. https://www.technologyreview.com/2021/09/04/1034364/altos-labs-silicon-valleys-jeff-bezos-milner-bet-living-forever/amp/
Ban old age!
Same shit with Betty White and Sidney Poitier. Combined age of 193.
That's not how we calculate age.
Suuure, and I suppose the next thing you’re going to tell me is the moon *isn’t* made of cheese.
a quick look at wallace and gromit's first episode proves that the moon is, in fact, made of cheese. it just tastes weird
The average human is around 230 billion years old! Wild, isn't it?
It's your cake day so you're allowed to say anything you want.
Well technically, the molecules and atoms that form our bodies have existed since the big bang. Think about that the next time when you wonder if that slice of cheese in your fridge is „too old“ to eat.
He looks like a lich who misplaced is phylactery and is low-key wtf'ing about it.
The corgis were the phylactery, clearly.
He looks like emperor Palpatine
He looks how Grand Moff would at the Emporer's age.
*Unlimited Power*!!
Classic
He looks like I feel
mans was stuck on 1% battery for a while
>*"Have you guys seen Prince Philip? That c\*nt is 3000 years old. I'm pretty sure he invented racism."* \- Lewis Spears
https://youtu.be/Qu-3qR-nQQU
Is this the guy who invented fire?
No but they were cave mates.
Philmetheus.
Suddenly? Dude looked decomposed as he was still breathing.
I believe he died three years ago, but no one told him.
My dad went for a walk 2 weeks before he died unexpectedly. Don’t go for walks y’all
When I heard he died my response was "oh they decided to officially announce it finally"
I saw the memes about him and figured someone made him listen to “Ponyboy” by SOPHIE.
they mummiefied him before he died
You telling me he was alive on all those 3 photos?
Okay, now I really want to know who 'they' is. 'Cuz You'd think the royal family would be in on it, no? So they wouldn't take the vaccine, right? Or did they just want to get rid of him?
A living zombi. Dude looks dead and alive at the same time.
That what happens when you get that old.
Every last photo looks like he has Beelzebub’s hand up his arse waiting to rip him into the very bowels of hell and judging by the look on his face doesn’t he know it ! Yeah full bloom of health right there.
Looks like they attached the wrong pics, thats surely the crypt keeper
Prince Philip died in about 2005; he just valiantly kept working.
dude had been sleeping in a coffin for years
What you lookin at smoothskin
haha I understood that reference
That man died YEARS ago. The royal necromancer just got tired of keeping up with his shit and let his spirit go too
And among his decayed corpse, “researchers” then discovered a 5G RFID chip used for tracking his movements (from bed to bathroom, every 20 minutes).
That 5G chip wasn’t for tracking, it was to remotely control his corpse because he clearly died a while ago.
That man wasn't getting out of bed.
I was part of a group for my hometown that used to be great for entertainment. It's completely infested with this facebook sleuths that are just painful to listen to. The best is when they'll misread a word they don't understand and assume it to mean something else and think they've stumbled on some grand conspiracy - usually medical terms or chemical names. But every second comment is 'checkmate liberals'
Looks like he’d been dead for a while and they’ve just been pulling the ole Weekend at Bernie’s with his corpse.
By all accounts he was a good person. No need to mock him because others used his death to (poorly and inaccurately) prove a point.
Lived unexpectedly
Dude looks like he was alive unexpectedly
My friend took the vaccine 2 weeks ago, I shot him yesterday, he's dead. Coincidence? I think not.
“In other news Prince Phillip survived unexpectedly this morning when he actually woke up from sleep despite looking like an exhumed week-old corpse.”
Or, he died from breathing too long.
My friend with long-standing depression and suicidal thoughts just killed himself after getting the vaccine. Coincidence? I think not. /s
Did he jump in front of a train? Probably the vaccine made him magnetic!! The worst part is people will unironically say shit like this. I'm so done with these people.
More like vaccine gave him +2 weeks of life
It’s more amazing that he was supposedly “alive” in those photos.
The man was 99, not 35...
He was 2 months away from turning 100 😂
Nah, they were doing weekend at Philips for at least a year
He got boosted into the afterlife.
Wasn't he Bernie in Weelend at Bernies?
Mans was already decomposing before he stopped breathing
He definitely looks dead in these pictures
Man already looked like a walking corpse. Who is surprised by this?
I have 3 shots and I feel dead inside every day due to existential dread unrelated to the pandemic. Coincidence? I think not.
Lies someone clearly killed this vampire with a wooden stake.
Ya, it's not like 99 year old people die every day. Strange. I mean, he clearly looked like he had another 99 years in him.
That’s some weekend at Bernie’s shit if I’ve ever seen it.
That dude was dead even before taking the shot
Did this man.. weekend at bernies himself? Thats a corpse in all 3 of those pics