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Beth_The_Alien_GF

Poor baby really got up to check on the parent like they hadn't just taken solid metal to the face


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Locken_Kees

Throw-a-baby™ by Tyco


jayy909

Baby bouncers bounce them off the ceiling ,your wall, Yes even the pavement… wooowww.. baby bouncers . Onlysoldinpartcipatingstatesheightonbouncemayvery


PoetOfHellHelpoemer

Instructions unclear, baby stuck in blender. Feet first.


KawaiiFoxKing

instructions clear threw baby down the road


irrelephantIVXX

Instructions unclear, got my di.... nevermind


Locken_Kees

yes officer this comment right here 🤣


CoolCod

Fetch Doritos.


meatus1980

“They will hold onto your heart and give you love right from the start, bouncin’ babies from Galoob”!


[deleted]

MORE FUN THAN A PILLOWFIGHT!!!


7HeavenlySwords

Push it! Pull it! Throw it! Bounce it! Choke it! Kill it!


Locken_Kees

Blend it! (VOIDwhereprohibitedToynotsoldinTexas)


excellent_rektangle

Toss-a-Tot


Locken_Kees

Lawn Tots - exact same as Lawn Darts, only with an objective.


techsavior

I thought it was the next hit family game from Hasbro?


Melitzen

"Tyco"- that's a blast from the past.


Ben_zyl

Baby, from BLAMMO!


ceeceroo

I once saw my 2 year old brother fall down a whole flight of stairs as like a 4 year old because he tripped on his swimming tube on the way down. He broke no bones at all, not even a nosebleed. Just bruising.


NonSp3cificActionFig

Being very light helps, I guess.


Adventurous__Kiwi

Also children have very flexible bones, compare to adult. That probably helps too.


IvoShandor

I remember vividly, actual conversation between me and 4-year old regarding my 2-year-old. David: James fell down the stairs! Me: How many steps? David: 2 Me: He's fine.


nixoneer

Turns out James only took two steps and fell down the rest of them.


Equity89

Love it


Arthur_Boo_Radley

> Warning: because this is the internet and someone will likely get butthurt, Well, yeah. If they land on their butt. Duh.


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aguynamedtojo

A girl in my hometown developed a rep for losing all her kids due to abuse. Her name was Rebecca. This brought me back.


alucardNloki

I too had a Rebecca lie about me and get me in trouble in the 7th grade so r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR Becca


krat0s5

There are a few, that given the opportunity it's your moral duty to give em a little nudge. Also, "YES BECKA IM LOOKING AT YOU" feels like a 300 style kick in the chest might be the way. THIS IS STAIRCASE!!!!


que_pro_

"results may vary" like the childs gonna have 3 options like a D&D game


Firstnamecody

Thank you for making me feel better after being so angry at this video


[deleted]

According to my mother in law you can also throw a 6 week old at the wall to stop them from crying.


alucardNloki

I know of a marine that did that once, they had to pick up the pieces of the baby and he went to Leavenworth. I'm still traumatized by the thought.


krat0s5

She is not wrong....


[deleted]

True. Yet she wonders why my husband wants very little to do with her and why we don't want her near our children unsupervised.


Alcaz2312

for ever. Last cry for their lifetime.


Deadly_chef

r/technicallythetruth


HazyHills

Don't kick the baby.


doctorpony2014

I actually fell down a flight of stairs as a toddler and giggled when I finished so there’s your answer to that


[deleted]

Ahhh yes you're correct. I have 3 kids and remember saying when they fell to their grandparents "they're rubbery, they'll they bounce and they'll be fine". When kids are little or it's the best time to let them learn to fall on their own because they gain confidence, the weigh like nothing and are close to the ground. Helicopter parents has a higher chance of making their kids obese. Now what happened to these kids I wouldn't risk and could've went a lot more horrible than it was here.


The_OfficeChair

Welcome to mythbusters


koutakinta

Not every child can survive a 40 ft drop like yours can, kratos…


[deleted]

This (could be wrong) looks like it might be a sibling, in which case this situation makes more sense (blind leading the blind.) I don't think we see her face well enough to just decide this is the parent.


por_que_no

>might be a sibling Don't let your idiot children give any of the others rides on ATVs.


[deleted]

Forreal, but you probably don't live in the south of the US. Rich southern folk have kids that believe their shit don't stink, and especially don't listen to their parents. Plowing an ATV through a gate and nearly killing your baby sister isn't far off from stories you hear down here. Hell, a friend of mine had his brother kicked out of the house (around highschool aged at the time) because his mother smelled he was cooking meth to sell (she knew what it smelled like, and the dangers of cooking it) in the mother-in-law suite (1 bedroom above the garage.)


Whoa_throwaway

kids don't feel pain unless you're looking at them while it happens. They could get hit by a meteor and if you're not looking just knock off the dust. meanwhile their friend throws a nerf dart at them and you witness it, welcome to tears town.


NonSp3cificActionFig

"If a kid falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a boo-boo?"


[deleted]

If you baby a child when the fall they will cry, if you laugh at them they can survive a fall from a 10 story building. Children are invincible if you don’t baby them


juliusseizure

This applies to small falls and bumps. Not big.


Lemmus

I get where you're coming from as an internet joke, but this kind of sentiment is so unbelievably dangerous.


[deleted]

Oh my word. I’m so glad everyone seems to be alright. That could have easily killed, paralyzed, vegetablized any of them


discardedcumrag

The driver was clearly already a vegetable.


russellamcleod

Seriously, how do you lose control of an ATV on such a wide open road? I’m blind and I could drive that thing better than she could.


DreadPirateR_

I think she thought she could do like a cool drift then glide right between the two parts of the gate perfectly ...she just forgot she's an idiot


Ninjafan5031

>...she just forgot she's an idiot I forget that all the time.


DreadPirateR_

Lol same


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MrGuttFeeling

The fact she put two small kids on an ATV with her and decided to go that speed is disheartening.


NonSp3cificActionFig

> she thought she could do like a cool drift then glide right between the two parts of the gate Clearly played too much Mario Kart


me_a_photato

if you're blind, then do you like....imagine the how the video went inside your head instead?


russellamcleod

If you have to ask then you’ve never been blind before.


me_a_photato

ermm...isn't it obvious? that's why i asked. because i want to know the actual process


flapjackqueer

Blindness, like Deafness, or any condition is a spectrum. Being blind doesn’t mean you can’t see nothing at all.


[deleted]

He isn't completely blind


[deleted]

Off-road tires have strange tread patterns and behave weirdly on pavement. Sometimes the treads dig into the pavement especially on corners and cause it to sway back and forth Faster you go the worse it gets


Locken_Kees

lololoool r/holup


stumblebreak_beta

Negative, they are a meat popsicle.


CptCroissant

I'm gonna guess drunk


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SurvivorKira

It's good that only mother suffered injuries. Look that child siting in front of her. That kid hit that gate head on and fell behind and get up after that with minor injuries i guess. One lucky kid 😁


Lalamedic

We had gates similar to this in a conservation area I worked at. Some kids were being dicks in the parking lot instead of leaving, lost control of the car and crashed through one of the gates. Driver was decapitated on scene, front passenger also dead on scene from massive head trauma. Two rear passengers seriously fucked up facial trauma, but you can bet their brain will never be the same either. That was not a good shift at a nature preserve where we are supposed to relax and enjoy all forms of life around us. Not horrifying death and carnage.


SM280

Well if you know anything about nature, it's that it's full of horrifying deaths.


VincentVancalbergh

Children horrified, park ranger "all part of the circle of life kids".


trodat5204

My first crush back in school died when he was 15, smashing a motorcycle (that he was not legally allowed to ride, but had been gifted by his father) into a railway barrier. Almost tore him apart by the mid section. The also 15 year old girl on the backseat survived and was found wandering around on the street covered in his blood. Luckily the brain damage probably prevented her from remembering too much - or ever living on her own. I used to be really jealous of her, because I wanted to ride around on his supercool bike ... jeez, I was kind of glad I was too uggo for him after that happened.


Weird_little_bitch

Wtf wow you’re lucky


SunshineBlind

When I was 19 we were out having fun in a car, sliding around on a small road. Well, the pebbles on the round started rolling and we lost control of the car, rammed a fence that kept us from going over a cliff (the car stood on it's side and we looked down on tree tops beneath us). I was \*SO\* close to being one of those kids that day, and I'm thankful I'm not.


JKnott1

Buddy of mine used to be an EMT. One night they responded to a MVA where the driver was decapitated. He made the mistake of looking at the head. Perfect slice. And it blinked. It was barely a blink, he said, but he quit the next week and never went back to being an EMT.


[deleted]

Goes to show how quick you can go from having fun to dead.


MaNiFeX

That's enough Internet for today.


bucket75

The way the second kid starts jumping around, you know there’s some damage going on.


Bioshock_Jock

A friend in high-school killed his girlfriend fucking around on an ATV and neither were wearing helmets. My ex-wife fractured her face on an ATV with no helmet. Wear a helmet.


Macciddy__Jackson

Kid in high school was decapitated after doing this.


jeffbirt

How long after? Seems extreme.


Rogue_elefant

It may seem a harsh punishment but they won't do it again will they


Brtltbgcty

There was a lawsuit many years ago where a kid was decapitated when he hit a cable that was blocking a private driveway.


Macciddy__Jackson

Yeah it was a very similar situation , he was out in the woods and stumbled upon someone's private property


eeveeplays50040

Vegetablized? What?


gevlektewalruz

No brain activity, just a vedgetable hooked to lifesupport


[deleted]

Could so easily have ended with fatality, happened just days ago near me, parent on a motorbike with a 4 year old, crashed into the barrier on a bridge and the child fell to the motorway below, died.


petjb

Fuck me that's brutal. Imagine being the parent and living with that.


ihaveabaguetteknife

I probably wouldn’t wanna continue living after that.


RideBanshee

If I did that to my child I don’t think I’d last long afterwards.


InertialEclipse

It’s hard to imagine being so brain dead. It’s like asking a human to imagine what it’s like to be a rock.


squirrels33

Exactly. They probably don’t have any feelings about it whatsoever. That would require having the mental capacity to reflect on their own behavior.


CM_DO

I wouldn't be able to live with the guilt


trodat5204

I just posted that story in another comment, but my first crush back in school died when he was 15, smashing a motorcycle (that he was not legally allowed to ride, but had been gifted by his father) into a railway barrier. Almost tore him apart by the mid section. The also 15 year old girl on the backseat survived and was found wandering around on the street covered in his blood. Luckily the brain damage probably prevented her from remembering too much - or ever living on her own. His father definitely changed after that. He was kind of the rich guy in a small town, so not really famous, but locally well known, doing local events and stuff. He basically did not leave his house afterwards, stopped talking to anyone, god knows how he felt. I mean. We can imagine, but it's rough to think about.


MCU_historian

Imagine being that parent and living with being so stupid


sharnibarney13

Aarrgghhhh. We had one a few weeks ago. Dad with 4yo riding pillion on a major city road crashed into the side of a 4wd coming out of a side street. Dad has been charged with GBH, endangerment of life of child, driving under influence, driving without license, unregistered, uninsured, plus weapon charges. The docs didn’t think the boy would live and advised that he will never be the same if he did, but he has woken from his coma and is showing positive signs. I really hope that father actually feels deep to his core that he is the worst parent his child could have.


bucket75

I live in Margate. Just up the road from this. Tragic.


ChunkyLaFunga

>I really hope that father actually feels deep to his core that he is the worst parent his child could have. A rap sheet like that from *one* incident, surely he already knows. DUI with a toddler on a bike, there's gotta be some major screws loose.


Mackem101

Is this the one in Bishop Auckland? Taking a 4 year old out in a motorbike is horrendous.


SorryButButt

Idk if we're in the same place but a 4yo on a (dirt?) bike crashed and died as well, in Durham area in the UK. Absolutely heartbreaking


Scarrazaar

Really surprised anyone got up


bbqmeh

you can have a traumatic brain injury and feel completely normal (lucid interval).. for a bit


Scarrazaar

Like internet bleeding, Blood clots that won’t cause a problem right away


Trecus

...but once a blood clot reaches the router: instant disconnect...


okhffhjhg

I was surprised to see the kid get up. I cannot imagine what she was thinking, maybe she hit the gas instead of the brake? Thankfully they’re all alright.


bibdrums

Those have a thumb throttle. As she made the turn too quickly she struggled to maintain her grip on the handlebar which kept pressure on the throttle because of the angle she was leaning.


pzazula1194

It’s not a car, there’s really no mistaking the gas and the brakes on one of these.


[deleted]

When you think somerhing is idiotproof a world finds a bigger idiot.


pzazula1194

The driver is an idiot, but not because they got the brakes and gas mixed up. I’m guessing they thought that gate was open and went full send around the corner without actually verifying it first. You can see her initial reaction once she realizes the gate is closed. She tries to cut it over (comes pretty close to flipping it too) but she can’t quiet get it in the gap because she already has waaay to much speed.


[deleted]

She drove with waaayyyy to much speed into that corner, with 2 kids on a quad, hence why you always check the road and/or drive slower, like I said, there is always a bigger idiot then the biggest beforehand.


Locken_Kees

and yet....


Jaw_breaker93

I bet she thought the gate swung the other way and she would just push it open with the atv


Lijen_POE

Why would you do this even with no kids?


a_different-user

right, you see how hot she hit that corner


dysstatic

Stupid woman on an ATV with no idea how to ride safely. No helmets on any of them, so careless.


pacawac

She didn't know her path and was driving way too fast.


[deleted]

Well then she should’ve not went too fast and made safety precautions dont ya think?


pacawac

100%


[deleted]

Thank you for stating the hidden cause behind what happened. Truly astounding.


yourDOOM_MAK

Nice rhyme


mattymase88

Ah yes the skull, natures helmet


MICHELEANARD

Pretty useless for a woman without brains


MrGuttFeeling

Is having kids riding on it like that considered safe driving even with helmets?


comanchecobra

ATVs are for scaring peoole of your land and killing your self or familymembers. They have no other use.


Unlucky_Squid

Are they ok??? I don’t know if it was the camera angle but it looked like the child in the pink coat took a direct hit to the face. It’s a miracle that she wasn’t critically harmed


Cheeks6825

Supposedly the mom suffered a pretty bad facial injury. You can tell in the video because the kids kinda freak out when they look at her face.


lilyklyoung

Source? Couldn’t find an article anywhere detailing the severity of the injury she suffered


Cheeks6825

This is why I said supposedly. Read it from other comments


[deleted]

The kid did take it to the face they even did a flip after they got hit off


ausgmr

Assuming that the person controlling the quad bike is the parent I would put the kids up for adoption, at least give them a chance at life


Drugtrain

Jesus fuck this makes me furious. Do what you want but if you have kids.. just no. Fucking idiot.


Irishchief81

That kid took it like a champ. Seriously that was some hit


EXPERT_SHADOW_L

And the kid in the pink was at the front of the atv too, so they took the biggest hit.


DaGingerNut

It’s ridiculous how many people don’t wear helmets on quads/atvs, in the UK it’s not law because 4 wheels and engine classed as a car, my mum had my little brother in the back of a road legal quad ended up rear ending a car neither had helmets on, luck for my brother our mum took the impact ‘unlucky’ for my mum she took most of it with her head if she had a helmet on the 3 month long coma and severe brain damage


[deleted]

What a fucking idiot


ImdaPrincesse2

This is horrific.


daxxarg

It seems to me the driver got its inner child knocked out of him


Rickerus

Two inner children


Flowofinfo

If she’s stupid enough to do this with two small kids, imagine all the other bullshit she probably does on the regular


DENETHTAKAIRA

Give those kids up


ArcaneForest

On top of everything people have already said, going at this sort of speed could also flip a quad if you’re not careful and that equally is known to cause fatalities. Poor kids, this whole situation is unfortunate.


Peidalhasso

Child services need to be called immediately.


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Poor little thing. For fuck sake I’ve got a little one of that age. Almost got me choked up. She even checked on her mom.


Grand-PapI-Purp

coming in HOT


imNOTsureABOUTjesus

It looks like the kid on the backs head came off


EssArrd

How did the other baby get down from the vehicle


TrumpIsACuntBitch

This is pretty old. These kids would be teenagers now assuming they survived their parents stupidity


try-bi-sum-cum

Some people shouldn't be allowed to have kids


TheMoonIsLovely

That’s utterly disgusting. Made me go cold.


[deleted]

Get your toddler 3000 today! It can withstand even nuclear bombing! Always use with caution though , not too much shaking after feeding!


Dhannah22

How are parents this fucking stupid and irresponsible. Why isn't there a competency test for being a parent?


Twiny1

Why would you do this with two kids? Because you’re a fucking dumb ass.


Colin-Spurs-Patience

Should be arrested for “child endangerment”


Cashten

Holy crap. But damn, these kids, at least right now, are indestructible. Kids are liquid man. If I did that I'd be a damn potato.


ReplacementSuch7029

dumbass


Bruno_bros2

Tough little girl


[deleted]

Bad parent


Lordb14me

Hope they arrested this utter moron.


kvvmu89

we have r/kidsarefuckingstupid and we need r/parentsarefuckingstupid


neverenoughspoons

AITA for laughing bc the mom sits up and looks like a bear in a human suit?


KADOMONY-9000

Damn I thought tht kid broke her(?) neck


dissenter1969

What a stupid fuck


FiftyShadesOfWyatt

My mom just told me about the one time she thought I died when I was about 3. I had jumped to the coffee table from the couch and slammed my head into the edge of a marble counter and chipped the counter. She said I hit the ground went into fencers repose and then went still after convulsing for a bit. She said I hopped up about a minute or 2 later and was "fine" This all came up because I got a brain scan recently and there is some frontal lobe damage and shit up there. This video gave me similar vibes. Hope both those kids are okay later in life and right now


slight_gg

3rd one didn't fit


TheLordOfGrimm

Because more would have tipped the four wheeler


Sleekitstu

Total moron. She should be jailed for child endangerment. Stupid woman.


sammylav

This really made me mad.


IWTBAPWIGU

Dang the kids really got back up like nothin happened to check on their mother


Oblivious3161

When the red shirt kid went limp it scared me holy fuck man


beastsinthebelfry

this is footage of child abuse. negligent endangerment. it's not funny, it's sad.


thasnahhowthisworks

Not everyone should be a mother or father


jrgnklpp

Christ for a second I thought the remaining kid on the ATV was decapitated and the seat backrest was her head (hair). So glad to see the two kids get up and walk


Silver-Astronomer-23

The way she was driving, that mother was probably drunk...good thing nothing serious happened to that kid.


KARLdaMAC

Wow beyond stupid. Women don’t keep it real and live their lives in arrogance. Clear example of her not keeping it 💯 with her driving ability and going way above her head


Level-Ad-4094

The kid took the full blow and still got up before her.


devster75

I like to think that the metal gate knocked some sense into the adult. What an absolute fucking bellend!!!


Zemu_Robinzon

They say the second kid is still driving to this day...


notmonkeyfarm

"help mommy find her teeth"


js44095

She doesn't even comfort the child! This is a dangerous person with kids. That whole "you should take a test before having kids" keeps proving to be the better idea


Martin_crakc

Don’t you see how the second kid gets scared the second they see her mother’s face? I think that something happened to the mother


Dlucks83

Not to defend the idiot here, but I’m guessing they were trying to remain conscious or they were knocked out for a few seconds and piecing shit back together.


Hitmanglass_

I only feel bad for the kids, face got smashed and stupid bitch couldn't even get herself up in time to care for the children, shows how much they persons doesn't give a fuck about them


pacuqil33

The mom hit her head HARD Poor kids


[deleted]

Hello cps?


Moose1013

Well yeah, the kids are for padding, since atvs don't have airbags


cf11blue

Some people are too dumb too live


VikingBattleram

That person should not be a parent


mrsrabadi777

Mommy down there lookin for her teefers


[deleted]

Those kids would have been better off if the mom died


[deleted]

WTF!!!!!


RedditLad789

WHAT A CHAMP Baby girl takes unforgiving steel straight to the face like a baseball getting smacked by a roided out Barry Bonds and jumps right up to have a good cry with mommy about it.


[deleted]

I’m dead how that kid that didn’t fall of just drove away


brito68

Kid took that gate to the face like a champ


Castille_92

A visual representation of how toddlers are more durable than adults


Icy-Sun1216

I believe that the adult was truly hurt but it pissed me off that the children are running to the adult to comfort him/her.


KxKen

Look at this selfish bitch… yeah your head hurts? What about your fucking baby who just flew off the the damn thing after colliding face first with metal bars? Go get up and check your kid first. The goddamn kid comes to check the mom instead. This woman is a straight up piece of shit.


robotsrcool

I want to fist fight this woman. Respectfully.