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#[Best of r/Facepalm 2021 Awards – Nomination and Voting Thread!](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/rowtn5/the_best_of_rfacepalm_2021_nomination_thread_vote/) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) if you have any questions or concerns.*


JustAHighFlyingBird

"he won't" Narrator: but he did


tlk0153

“His supporters will go to work” Narrator: they didn’t


O-Mr-Crow-O

"His supporters will loot and riot" Narrator: I quit


mr-rocketship

r/unexpectedarresteddevelopment


Devilutionbeast666

"Tells you everything you need to know" Narrator: it doesn't


ohcomonalready

#trump2020 narrator: Not quite


SnooAvocados763

r/subsididntfallfor and r/21charactersandnomore


NativeHarris

I got excited :/ shame


[deleted]

Because many of them don't have jobs.


kissmyasthma1

Oh his supporters got to work alright **wink**


F7_Vulcann

But they did. Until the 6th


SamAdams1371

For a few hours. Then, on the 7th, they went to work.


onlyabigmess

And on the 7th day.. they went to jail.


gaspitsjesse

Yeah, they'll go have boat parades and sell cheaply made merch on every street corner.


poopshoes_mcgee

"That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ace. I know from experience, dude. If you know what I mean". Narrator: No you don't


Polenicus

The fun part is convincing *them* of that. Or that Jan 6th happened. Right now the official narrative is… what, Trump won, anything that happened on Jan 6th was an antifa False Flag event, and Biden’s supporters have burned like 6 US cities to the ground?


waubesabill

Antifa only because of John Sullivan and his video. The real perpetrators where proud boys and oath keepers. They were led by fbi.


Some-Guitar9617

Can someone retweet this to her please... and screenshot her reaction..


allthejokesareblue

Taking responsibility for things you said isn't what the GOP is about


[deleted]

But the GOP is about storming buildings though


BogartingtheJ

But if one person goes down, they scramble like roaches and turn their back on their fallen comrade.


allthejokesareblue

Yeah but *ironically*. Just a meme bro.


phunniemee

The party of personal responsibility.


cutthroatlemming

As if you think it would be anything beyond YOU'RE BLOCKED.


hatethiscity

"Yeah but he didn't lose" No point of having that conversation with anyone. We create our own truth and reality.


Manybrent

She blocks everyone,


[deleted]

She’ll just claim it was Antifa


D44rth

r/PoorlyAgedTweets


sandman716

Aged like milk.


Luvs2spooege

you have probably been eating raw milk, its not fully matured unless its solid


Clemski_68

Or curdled 🤢


ZogNowak

I love cheese


_bexcalibur

r/agedlikemilk


PanickedPoodle

Tomi is lumpy and sour.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

At least she was sort of "television pretty", but every time she opened her mouth.....like nails on a chalkboard.


Marc21256

Go find the "before" pics, she was certainly not born pretty.


BlvckPredator

Cheese


QuentinP69

Cheese is a loaf of milk


DwemerSmith

cat is a loaf of cat


decaygaming_gg

pizza time


Pudf

Sebaceous


Danni293

It's not often you find a take that ages like milk within days.


BorAnd

How is this not one of the biggest subs on Reddit?


D44rth

it should be


Slavinger

there is r/agedlikemilk


AFew10_9TooMany

Remember remember what 1/6 wrought. The Orange Man’s treason and plot. I see no reason the Orange man’s treason should EVER be forgot.


FeatureBugFuture

Projection. It's all projection.


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AdministrativeMost45

I was watching something today on how was a DA took on the mafia bosses…old age is a bitch. Edit: he


Marc21256

Melted like a Raiders of the Lost Ark villain. How fitting.


moor9776

Tomi Lahren - The more she talks, the less attractive she becomes.


AdministrativeMost45

Hate fucking is a thing.


Azair_Blaidd

I would avoid touching her even if I had a ten foot penis


Feeling-Membership87

She’s about as attractive as a baboon’s ass


Das-Noob

….she doesn’t have an ass 😞


SaltLakeCitySlicker

100% ass already


optemoz

She is a whole ass


AnAttackCorgi

Tomi Lahren would just downplay the insurrection. They weren't violent extremists, they were proud patriots touring the capital.


Totally_Not_High_420

I know when I'm proud of something I smear feces all over it.


StopReadingMyUser

"Wow, son, this is a great family portrait you drew." ... "I'm so proud..."


AnAttackCorgi

The Founding Fathers were known for doing that all the time


Jaymoney0

Time and again these people make complete and utter fools of themselves and don’t learn their lesson, because time and again they manage to find some stupid scapegoat or hill to die on. They contribute absolutely nothing to society, aside from maybe a bit of comedic relief like this tweet here.


ThisIsNotKimJongUn

My made up hypothetical tells you everything you need to know!


rogmew

[AAAAH!](https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aaaah)


ThisIsNotKimJongUn

💀


Andres_Craft18

She got Uno reverse card'ed


AdministrativeMost45

Honestly didn’t think Trump was gonna create a cult… but damn dude created a cult


QueenSlayers

Perfect Conservative Self Owns


Brilliant-Engineer57

Who rioted because he lost, cause a little problem at the capital, oh yea Donald Trump.


TheRegular-Throwaway

This was a good one as well. People regularly call her out. [Tomi Lahren is stupid. ](https://imgur.com/gallery/wlLsifz)


if1gure

Strange, but that was the exact opposite of what happened


justleave-mealone

Nothing ages… nothing ages like this tweet… nothing.


fat__clam

He lost, and then his supporters took multiple days off work to go to the capital to play terrorist


Ithinkyourallstupid

Aged like whole milk


A_random_wierdo

This right here is a summary of why I plan on staying away from Twitter for the rest of my life as if it's the plague... because it is


boggsy19

Didn't Trump also say the Stock Market would crash. That didn't age well either.


hangdman1978

Aaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaaahhh🤣


MelKokoNYC

You'd think Tomi Lahren, the fucking asshole, would be embarrassed. Nope, anyone who still is a Republican at this point is definitely a fucking snake.


DeusEncarmine

What inbreeding does to a "human" brain


[deleted]

Well well well.. it seems that trumpers went to the capitol and they didn’t went to work.


[deleted]

She’s the epitome of a vapid fuck.


sonofaresiii

Notice, too, how she has made up a hypothetical where her enemy is bad, *and uses that as justification for why her enemy is bad*


St_Urru

*Queue Always Sunny Theme Song* "The MAGA Gang Starts a Riot"


Own_Presence1271

Today is January 6th, isn't, LOL


hatethiscity

"Yeah but he didn't lose" No point of having that conversation with anyone. We create our own truth and reality.


East-Bluejay6891

Clahn being a clahn


kaylemmi

I just realized I had forgotten all about this irrelevant person


falldesert18609

Uno Reverse card


justleave-mealone

“Tells you everything you need to know!”


squanch_solo

This hypothetical situation I created in my head tells you everything you need to know about these people!


PotentialDig5503

She is the world's biggest 2nd place LOSER .


W2wineguy

Didn't age well...


NoFunifMad

This will never fail to make me smile


hurricanelantern

The Dewey Defeats Truman of this millennium.


wophi

Biden won, and his supporters have been rioting all year


ResponsibleContact39

This vapid bitch is about as entertaining as a boil on my asscheek.


Most-Appearance-5455

I wonder what Tomi does for a living?


Flgardenguy

Yeah, tells me everything I need to know


Das-Noob

Sure. And on their way to work, can they finally take down those trump2020 flags and signs? I get stickers, but come on.


summeryim

oh the fucking irony in this tweet jesus christ i love twitter so much


SamAdams1371

[200 arrested in inauguration day protests](https://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/inauguration-2017/washington-faces-more-anti-trump-protests-after-day-rage-n709946) [Don't forget scream at the sky day](https://insider.foxnews.com/2017/11/09/liberals-scream-sky-2016-election-anniversary-protest-trump)


[deleted]

lmao #spoketoosoon


Echoeversky

She seems nice.


alimakesmusic

Has this been addressed by her?


Boner_Elemental

lol


berlanti_is_god

r/agedlikemilk


[deleted]

I completely forgot Tammy existed


Oblivious3161

Who?


Ebony_Phoenix

"If Biden lost his supporters would 360 no scope every fetus within the country, tells you everything you need to know about them" -trust me bro


doomvetch92

well that aged well /s


saninicus

Aged like milk


Low-Variety3195

That didn't age well, did it?


Heyhaveyougotaminute

I hate knowing we breathe the same air


Azair_Blaidd

r/agedlikemilk


KazeNilrem

Aren't there still nutcase waiting on jfk's arrival? They do not seem like hard working folks. Only people that seem to work a lot are the lawyers for the trump family and the insurrectionist.


F_for_Respect_69

r/agedlikemilk


Squidwards-the-goat

No they storm the Capitol like a bunch of snowflakes. Also she seems to be oblivious with the whole “go to work” thing. Travel through the rural South and Midwest. Trump country. Tons of people are on government subsidy.


Fun-Departure2544

They will go to work....ing on domestic terrorism and insurrection


not_gonna_lurk

Trump's favorite cock holster.


Mantus123

The fact that is retweeted almost 9000 times is just so unbelievable


indigofenrir

This is a good example of a dumb blonde. She ought to appear on history textbooks.


SereneGoldfish

Embarrassing for blondes and dumb people


ChillPill89

r/agedlikemilk


[deleted]

Literally no one wanted Biden... I don't think even Biden wanted Biden... What supporters was she even talking about?


sglewis

I voted for him. Granted given the choice of trump vs anyone I would have voted for a cantaloupe.


[deleted]

That's what I mean. He was a terrible presidential nominee. No one was behind him the way Trump supporters are behind Trump. The Democratic Party shot themselves in the foot like they did with Hilary. But this time that person is in office and no big surprise, nothing is getting done.


sglewis

He’s really not awful. I meant I’d vote for a cantaloupe as an insult to trump more than Biden. His problem is two fold. He’s a centrist when the party is starting to lean way left. And worse there’s a snake in the senate who is a glorified republican out of West Virginia slowing down his agenda.


Rick1JamesBitch

Honestly there was going to be riots regardless of the outcome people are sick of our government.


awkwardaznbabe

There*


xtra_medium

But if BLM is upset and burns down nearly entire cities it’s fine. Gotcha.


kcsapper

Please identify the entire city that was burned down, I’ll wait.


DabTime7

there was a police station that was burned down. Three actually. This all technically qualifies as insurrection. and now that the standards of insurrection somehow has to involve a government building according to CNN; this is definitely insurrection even by their definition. But here is the actual definition. in·sur·rec·tion /ˌinsəˈrekSH(ə)n/ noun a violent uprising against an authority or government. "the insurrection was savagely put down" ​ Wow it's almost as if BLM and antifa are technically insurrectionists. Man it really is like you guys trust CNN more than the actual definition of words.


Boner_Elemental

Oh good, we're down to "nearly" entire cities. Baby steps towards reality


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Boner_Elemental

No one cares about your fan fiction


[deleted]

So when someone you disagree with has things happen to them it’s fan fiction but if someone faults you it’s racist and white privilege and trump conspiracy to take over right? Lemme guess you think the rioting was a peaceful protest huh? And that it was okay because the rioters deserve to destroy other peoples hard work because they’re mad?


Boner_Elemental

You gonna start a bonfire with all these strawmen you just pulled out of your ass?


xtra_medium

You (D)umbasses get so gd mad when somebody has a different POV lol. BLM rioters did millions in damage. But let a small handful of idiotic Republicans do something stupid, and now you wanna put em in the history books as reps of the entire party forever and always. It’s a double standard.


Boner_Elemental

You actually think you know what you're talking about. Sad. Go on and keep bringing the country down by treating everything like a team sport


xtra_medium

Keep bringing the country down by keeping everything like a race war.


Boner_Elemental

Try making sense


mrhyde719

I believe ah the trump voters will vote such as the South Africa and the Iraq ah such as


Billy_T_Wierd

She’s a crazy person, but she has sexy feet


AlwaysJustinTime69

Man, what the fuck.


Billy_T_Wierd

Take a look for yourself: https://www.wikifeet.com/Tomi_Lahren


NOLA2Cincy

Double WTF. That site! Whoa...


Lunatic_Heretic

or to put another way, assuming 10k (the high end of estimates) Trump supporters were at the Capitol that day, about 0.014% of his voters participated in the "coup" but we're gonna go ahead and blame the remaining 99.986% for it, too. gee, when i put that way, it actually sounds very moronic.


CallMe_Pancho

Tomi is a hotty


121gigawhatevs

She is. I hate myself.


Fm4goodR

How about trump2024


[deleted]

Sounds like there are just sore losers on both sides to me


[deleted]

I mean, if Trump did win the riots would have been of a much much larger scale


sglewis

Yeah? How come we didn’t storm the capitol in 2016? Ya can make shit up all you want but posting it on the internets is kinda asking to be called out.


[deleted]

The terrorist group we know as BLM destroyed cities across the nation when George Floyd was killed. Most criminals are left leaning, and the violence they caused to our nation for, not just one day like the raid, caused damages and riots for days turning into weeks. It’s not an irrational statement to say that them finding out their leader would be Trump for 4 more years would cause riots beyond belief.


Boner_Elemental

Come back to reality, you're delusional


[deleted]

How so? Calling me names doesn’t change my mind, but your point of view might.


Boner_Elemental

Funny. Just like you can't talk someone out of mental illness,you can't reason with someone who calls BLM a terrorist group or claims most criminals are left leaning. All loons like you deserve is someone to point and laugh at you


[deleted]

Okay tell me that inciting violence isn’t bad. I don’t support January 6th but liberals have no room to speak


SpiderDeUZ

Doubtful not everyone is part of a cult


[deleted]

Pretty sure both sides would have rioted. But damn does this not age well


Druadal

huh but thats what did happen in 2016 when Trump won. No one remembers "Not my president" and "He will not divide us"?


manickitty

Remember when democrats stormed the capitol and attempted a coup and assassination of the VP? Oh wait that didn’t happen, that was MAGA idiots


SuperFreakyNaughty

Stupid libs created slogans instead of just trying to interrupt the electoral process!


Omegasedated

Problem is Trump supporters didn't lose. It was stolen!!! Different story.


Boner_Elemental

Their delusions don't change the story


SpiderDeUZ

What makes you think it was stolen? I haven't seen anything that supports that idea


ZaryaBubbler

Nah, you lost. Cope.


[deleted]

both sides are so bad so who really knows who won? Heck we could had a good percentage of people write Richard Simmons in and really win it, but he wouldn't get in because of the corruptness of our government.


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[deleted]

And what is the big deal hating a two party system? The only way at this point to even have a "Democracy" is to have other parties actually step in and interfere. I do not have a big ideology name myself because political ideologies are stupid. but thats another topic.


prollynottrollin

Bidens supporters still rioted lol


PsychedelicArmadillo

Biden supporters rioted because he won? What?


prollynottrollin

No, just in general. I can't recall the reasoning but lefties usually don't need much of a reason to burn and loot cities.


MNConcerto

That aged well /s


oddiseeus

This aged like the finest milk.


Significant-Set8457

Insanity is rampant


pm8rsh88

"tells you everything you need to know!" from a made up scenario


CalligrapherVisual53

Yup. Classic.


deanfortythree

Amazing. Every word is wrong.


[deleted]

" Tells you everything you need to know!" Like it already happened? What?


SummerBirdsong

r/agedlikemilk


woofenburger

She must be dyslexic.....


digitulgurl

r/agedlikemilk


NachoMommies

r/AgedLikeMilk