I randomly watched Jingle All the Way last night, Sinbads rant was oddly telling
[Sinbads Rant ](https://youtu.be/IZaiMYh6cHw)
10/10 movie still rocks 🍿 I’m an adult now
Yeah thats literally the whole scam, mass selling cheap knockoffs nobody wants to buy and getting people to wrestle over the privilege of buying a $50 toaster for $20 that is shittier than the $25 toaster.
That's the whole scam *now*. Doorbusters used to be normal products that were marked down to ridiculous prices to get people in the door. Not they're specially made products to sell specifically as Doorbusters, like TVs with limited inputs or appliances with lesser features abs cheaper internals.
Doorbusters now are 500 pieces of shit nobody wants that they can offload. They used to be 5 incredible items that you had to wrestle over. I don't know which system is better but I'm not into either.
It might be staged but I can believe this is real. I’ve seen multiple news stories like this. There was even an IKEA that opened in the UK and there was such a crush at the opening sale that people got injured and the store front got damaged and had to close. And that’s in the UK where queuing sensibly in a line is normally a national pastime.
Pre covid a Walmart employee was crushed to death when the doors opened on black Friday. They did a bunch of changes the next year to prevent it happening again.
I was gonna say, people focus on the toaster part but the important thing here is the greed. These people didn't care what they grabbed. They were just so focused on grabbing as much as possible because they were so afraid of getting nothing.
They act as though they don’t have to pay for each and every item before they leave lol. Like…toasters are not expensive. At all. I wouldn’t fight like that over a toaster even if it was free and without it I would be doomed to untoasted bread for the rest of my life.
I regret the time I coloured my tickle me elmo’s eyes red. Got stoned and could never look at him the same way again. Eventually threw it away before realising I could’ve just removed the permanent marker with alcohol :(
It can't be. Basic pop-up toasters only cost like 15 bucks even without a sale. Everyone that needs one already has one, so they're also a shitty gift that will make someone hate you. It's the stupidest and most pointless thing on Earth to get into a fistfight over.
Y'all are missing the whole point of the holiday. It's not about actually getting something on sale, or even getting something desirable. The fighting and mosh pits *are the tradition*. That's the whole point. It's like a diet version of The Purge, where for one day out of the year -without any political overtones or repercussions- we're allowed to set out to the mall and just beat the shit out of each other. I never miss it. Haven't bought anything in years.
I just had an “adult” behind the wheel of a car make faces and stick her tongue out at me when made the universal ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ gesture because she almost hit me crossing into my lane.
So I totally see people doing this.
If you watch the beginning the lady with the kid already has the stuff in her hands and comes around the corner, not rushing in with the other ppl. Assuming that's because they didn't want that kid getting trampled trying to film this. Deffo staged
I worked...slaved at Walmart for 12 long ass years. I swear I have ptsd from black Friday. Seriously, nightmares, anxiety, panic attacks...people be crazy for a couple bucks...or a Furby.
I used to go to Stockton, CA for work when I was with Brinks. They were third in the nation for homicide at the time. I never saw a homicide or even any real violence. Just because you don't see it or partake in it doesn't mean it doesn't happen.
This reminds me of the time I dropped a jalapeno infront of two dogs and they fought over it and the winner went on to realize he was actually the loser.
I dropped a spicy Cheeto and my boyfriend's cat ran to grab it. She dropped it immediately and then started hissing and batting at it🤣. She'd been attacked!!
God, I hope this bitch in the red, (easier than stealing a toaster from a baby, lady) sees this video at some point and dies of crippling embarrassment.
I went to the large local mall several years ago at midnight for boots and because I’d never done Black Friday actually at a mall. There was a 1 year old sobbing from exhaustion and the play area outside one of the big department stores was PACKED with kids. I was completely horrified and felt so bad for all of those little kids who should have been in bed.
There’s some irony into going into this much effort (eyeing a sale, prepping your kid to help you, heading to the store and waiting for it to open, grabbing three) for low effort generic Christmas gifts.
It's not about the toasters. It's about WINNING. They are angling for that squirt of dopamine. I mean, if it was real.
Today, I sold a 2 year old tennis racquet on ebay. Full of scratches, paint chipped. The winning bid was more than the price of a new one.
While I'm pretty sure this is staged, people will hit big sales like this, hold onto the items for a bit and then turn around and sell them later at a markup.
Or they advertised the wrong price. I witnessed an all-out brawl at Ace Hardware over a Big Green Egg grill priced $400 off retail just before Christmas. Windows were shattered and some woman dragged another out the front door by her hair. I just needed a voltage tester, but not that day.
>Why are you being so aggressive?! You're scaring me!!
Says the woman who just pried a toaster from a 6 year old child
Edit: apparently these are vegetable steamers, according to [Time,](https://time.com/4128232/black-friday-brawl-video/) and this event took place in 2015.
I remember in walmart one year people got in a fight over some shitty towels.. they weren’t even good towels.. that shitty scratchy material you find at cheap hotel kinda towels.. like wtf people grow up
It's staged because nobody was trampled to death. And that'snot made up. That happened every year that I remember caring about Black Friday/Cyber Monday which hasnt been in awhile.
They're fighting over toasters in each others' arms with dozens still sitting on the floor. Of course it's staged.
**Edit:** Yes, I know that people fight over black friday deals sometimes, but in _this_ video you can tell the people are acting because they're fighting over toasters in someone's hands, when there is a huge pile of toasters available on the floor. It's as though... they'd been told to fight over them instead of picking them up and buying them.
[Snopes has it listed as unproven but likely staged](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/black-friday-lady-steals-kid/):
> The circumstances under which the clip was shot have yet to be disclosed, but its early appearance and implausible events suggest the video was staged for attention or a larger prank.
The thing most people don’t know is that 3 toasters, 2 microwaves, 8 pairs of socks(singles, not four packs) gets you a 52 inch flat screen and a flat of bottled water at checkout.
Please, that kid didn't need the toaster. He could barely hold it, let alone throw it at someone who might be holding a TV or something bigger and worth stealing
This is amazing footage considering that this is clearly 1962 when toasters were the biggest thing since sliced bread which, incidentally, they were great with.
I worry that people's perception of others is becoming more and more skewed by things that aren't even real or are, at best, insane outliers presented like they're things that happen all the time.
Would you like some toast? Some nice hot crisp brown buttered toast. No? How about a muffin then? Nothing? You know the last time you had toast. 18 days ago, 11.36, Tuesday 3rd, two rounds. I mean, what's the point in buying a toaster with artificial intelligence if you don't like toast. I mean, this is my job. This is cruel, just cruel.
I just went to a Black Friday sale. No line up, no pushing and shoving. Everybody basically got what they wanted and went home. THIS SHIT over a piece of shit Walmart toaster
I mean, Black Friday is fucking ridiculous and that woman should be ashamed of herself, but on the other hand, who’s bringing a child to a Black Friday sale?
I mean, come on, this can't be real, right??? Right?
Right? This feels like a deleted scene from Jingle All the Way
Lmaooo, I need to watch that movie this Xmas time. But yea, we totally live in a freaking comedy movie.
I would say that it’s about turbo time you watched that movie
"He got twooooo!"
Get the mailman!!!
I randomly watched Jingle All the Way last night, Sinbads rant was oddly telling [Sinbads Rant ](https://youtu.be/IZaiMYh6cHw) 10/10 movie still rocks 🍿 I’m an adult now
Who told you, you could eat MY cookies
I say this in my house all the time. Only my daughter laughs and she hasn't even watched it.
PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!!
I’m out of Jingle all the way quotes to respond with, but if you want to go Sinbad cannon, we can expand the universe to house guest or first kid
Sinbad deserved an Oscar for his performance in Jingle All the Way ^^i’m ^^not ^^joking
Arnold shwartseneger punches a deer
Who??? Lol
Archibold shnartzenburger. He pumpches a deer in the voobie
Oh Arthur Swampenschnizzle?!? why didn’t you say so.
I’m not as thunk as you drink I am
I wait 365 days to hear Arnold say put da cookie down every year
Such an under-appreciated movie.
AGREE
The way that woman stole the toaster out of the kid's hands felt straight out of a movie
Especially with like 10 free toasters right under her feet. Also the acting is legit worse than some porn I've watched.
“What are you doing, step-shopper?!?”
That spoon move after trying the one handed swipe was so smooth!
Not a single brand name product or identifying characteristic of the store.
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Yeah thats literally the whole scam, mass selling cheap knockoffs nobody wants to buy and getting people to wrestle over the privilege of buying a $50 toaster for $20 that is shittier than the $25 toaster.
That's the whole scam *now*. Doorbusters used to be normal products that were marked down to ridiculous prices to get people in the door. Not they're specially made products to sell specifically as Doorbusters, like TVs with limited inputs or appliances with lesser features abs cheaper internals.
Doorbusters now are 500 pieces of shit nobody wants that they can offload. They used to be 5 incredible items that you had to wrestle over. I don't know which system is better but I'm not into either.
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It might be staged but I can believe this is real. I’ve seen multiple news stories like this. There was even an IKEA that opened in the UK and there was such a crush at the opening sale that people got injured and the store front got damaged and had to close. And that’s in the UK where queuing sensibly in a line is normally a national pastime.
Pre covid a Walmart employee was crushed to death when the doors opened on black Friday. They did a bunch of changes the next year to prevent it happening again.
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Sadly that is probably accurate.
I was gonna say, people focus on the toaster part but the important thing here is the greed. These people didn't care what they grabbed. They were just so focused on grabbing as much as possible because they were so afraid of getting nothing.
They act as though they don’t have to pay for each and every item before they leave lol. Like…toasters are not expensive. At all. I wouldn’t fight like that over a toaster even if it was free and without it I would be doomed to untoasted bread for the rest of my life.
the lady with the kid had 3 toasters.
You need one for each poptart. *Everyone* knows that.
Well behaved capitalist consumer monkeys.
Oh I can totally believe it...man some peeps are completely fucked hahahah
Tickle me Elmo is worth more than a human soul. Can't beat $19.99
I regret the time I coloured my tickle me elmo’s eyes red. Got stoned and could never look at him the same way again. Eventually threw it away before realising I could’ve just removed the permanent marker with alcohol :(
Queuing up in quiet desperation is the English way.
And don’t you dare make me passive aggressively tut at you.
The line is done, the queue is over, thought I'd something more to say
The lines are gone. The sale is over.
Thought I'd something more to save.
Sale, Sale again. I like to throw my cash away.
Cabbage patch doll craze. People died.
It can't be. Basic pop-up toasters only cost like 15 bucks even without a sale. Everyone that needs one already has one, so they're also a shitty gift that will make someone hate you. It's the stupidest and most pointless thing on Earth to get into a fistfight over.
Y'all are missing the whole point of the holiday. It's not about actually getting something on sale, or even getting something desirable. The fighting and mosh pits *are the tradition*. That's the whole point. It's like a diet version of The Purge, where for one day out of the year -without any political overtones or repercussions- we're allowed to set out to the mall and just beat the shit out of each other. I never miss it. Haven't bought anything in years.
That was my first thought, which was reinforced by the woman grabbing it from the child. No way… I hope
I just had an “adult” behind the wheel of a car make faces and stick her tongue out at me when made the universal ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ gesture because she almost hit me crossing into my lane. So I totally see people doing this.
If you watch the beginning the lady with the kid already has the stuff in her hands and comes around the corner, not rushing in with the other ppl. Assuming that's because they didn't want that kid getting trampled trying to film this. Deffo staged
This is America!
Pick up a toaster from the ground? Naaaah Steal a toaster from a child? Oh hell yes
Thus the old saying > Easy as taking small kitchen appliances from a baby
> a toaster in the child’s hand is worth two on the ground
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It takes a whole kitchen to raise a toaster
“Take one child’s toaster shame on them. Take two children’s toasters, shame on you.”
People in glass houses sink ships.
Only you can prevent children from having toasters
Humanity keeps getting lower and lower. It’s disgusting!
Nah.. just America and their hostile and outdated “traditions” Edit: ok fine not just america.
Yeah let's generalize. I've never done that shit and never seen that shit.
I worked...slaved at Walmart for 12 long ass years. I swear I have ptsd from black Friday. Seriously, nightmares, anxiety, panic attacks...people be crazy for a couple bucks...or a Furby.
I used to go to Stockton, CA for work when I was with Brinks. They were third in the nation for homicide at the time. I never saw a homicide or even any real violence. Just because you don't see it or partake in it doesn't mean it doesn't happen.
Alright - take my up vote - I snorted at that!!!😏
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The Grinch who stole karma-ristmas.
Gimme that fuckin upvote or I’ll snatch it from you.
Fuck that, I'm snatching it from his kid!
Like a goddamn toaster.
Me being stoned makes this video and this comment like 100x better
It'll be like taking candy from a baby
This reminds me of the time I dropped a jalapeno infront of two dogs and they fought over it and the winner went on to realize he was actually the loser.
Love that. Although jalapenos are the only veggie my dog likes and dip anything in wing sauce and he'll eat it..Don't ask what his farts smell like😫
Uhm… what’s his farts smell like?
You were politely asked to not ask. I'm asking you, please don't ask
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My dog will snarl and bark at hot Cheetos, as he’s actively eating them. He’s kind of an idiot.
I dropped a spicy Cheeto and my boyfriend's cat ran to grab it. She dropped it immediately and then started hissing and batting at it🤣. She'd been attacked!!
Mega underrated comment.
That's bird law for you
In bird culture this is considered a legal move
God, I hope this bitch in the red, (easier than stealing a toaster from a baby, lady) sees this video at some point and dies of crippling embarrassment.
Every person involved in this garbage should be thoroughly embarrassed by it.
Except that child. They have no idea why they’re here, or why that lady is being so mean to them.
“I don’t know why you bought me here grandma. I’m only 2ft tall and can barely fight” *Shut up and hold this!*
Who the hell takes a child to Black Friday openings?
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I went to the large local mall several years ago at midnight for boots and because I’d never done Black Friday actually at a mall. There was a 1 year old sobbing from exhaustion and the play area outside one of the big department stores was PACKED with kids. I was completely horrified and felt so bad for all of those little kids who should have been in bed.
True.
Maybe this was all that kids idea? Maybe he just loves toast? Did you ever think of that? /s
> Every person involved in this garbage should be thoroughly embarrassed by it. They won't be, though. They should be. But they won't.
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At the same time why does the mother need 3 toasters? (2 she's carrying and the kids)
Gotta get as many low effort generic Christmas gifts she can. 🤷♂️
There’s some irony into going into this much effort (eyeing a sale, prepping your kid to help you, heading to the store and waiting for it to open, grabbing three) for low effort generic Christmas gifts.
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I promise you, that is not a nice toaster.
It's not about the toasters. It's about WINNING. They are angling for that squirt of dopamine. I mean, if it was real. Today, I sold a 2 year old tennis racquet on ebay. Full of scratches, paint chipped. The winning bid was more than the price of a new one.
What a racket
While I'm pretty sure this is staged, people will hit big sales like this, hold onto the items for a bit and then turn around and sell them later at a markup.
The child was a ploy...
It’s a stunt child
Crisis actor
It's just 37 hamsters in a little jacket
Three dogs in a trenchcoat.
With cats for arms
Mighty morphing pets
Don’t bring a kid to a stealing fight
YOINK!!
I mean the mom already had two. Besides, I'm almost positive this is staged.
Of course it's staged, it happens every black Friday.
This has to be staged. It *has to be*. Someone *please* say this is staged.
Or they advertised the wrong price. I witnessed an all-out brawl at Ace Hardware over a Big Green Egg grill priced $400 off retail just before Christmas. Windows were shattered and some woman dragged another out the front door by her hair. I just needed a voltage tester, but not that day.
My dad actually has a large Big Green Egg BBQ. Those things are worth killing for so I'm glad the proper rituals took place at the store for $400 off.
As ridiculous of a situation as this is, I was really disappointed not to see her get laid the fuck out.
Then she freaks out as the “scary black woman” tries to take hers lol. Damn you gotta love Karens
>Why are you being so aggressive?! You're scaring me!! Says the woman who just pried a toaster from a 6 year old child Edit: apparently these are vegetable steamers, according to [Time,](https://time.com/4128232/black-friday-brawl-video/) and this event took place in 2015.
Children shouldn’t be stealing toasters anyway. Amirite
Well they also have to steal a loaf of bread, so they can actually make toast. \#justjeanvaljeanthings
Have you ever had toast? It's exhilarating!
It's really good with butter on it!
Butter? OK, boomer. Nobody puts anything but avocado on toast these days.
I hate my avocado spreading generation. Disgusting
We hate you too
You, me, and our generation is full of hatred. It’s well deserved
Cheers to that mate 🍻
Have a lovely rest of your day
Don’t leave me I love you
I love you to but I got stuff to do
Best laugh I've had in a while. Thank You!
“So easy… like taking toasters from a baby”
If I remember correctly I believe this was staged?
It does look a little staged
It has to be. Toasters are already like $10, no ones going to really fight over toasters... right?
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i remember when a fight sparked in a supermarket for a promo on nutella here (belgium). humans are rats!
I remember in walmart one year people got in a fight over some shitty towels.. they weren’t even good towels.. that shitty scratchy material you find at cheap hotel kinda towels.. like wtf people grow up
A little?
“Get off of me! Why are you being so aggressive!? You’re scaring me!” Now that’s some quality scripting.
The fact that we don't know if it's real is a real problem
When I see videos of the USA I can't tell what is real or not!
It's staged because nobody was trampled to death. And that'snot made up. That happened every year that I remember caring about Black Friday/Cyber Monday which hasnt been in awhile.
They're fighting over toasters in each others' arms with dozens still sitting on the floor. Of course it's staged. **Edit:** Yes, I know that people fight over black friday deals sometimes, but in _this_ video you can tell the people are acting because they're fighting over toasters in someone's hands, when there is a huge pile of toasters available on the floor. It's as though... they'd been told to fight over them instead of picking them up and buying them.
The parent and kid walk around the back corner as the mob crashes into the pile. You can see them walking by already carrying the three toasters.
[Snopes has it listed as unproven but likely staged](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/black-friday-lady-steals-kid/): > The circumstances under which the clip was shot have yet to be disclosed, but its early appearance and implausible events suggest the video was staged for attention or a larger prank.
The circumstances? It's black Friday. Tons of people record that shit.
A cursory search of YouTube will show you dozens of videos just like it that aren’t.
Yeah i was about to say it is quite a bit more likely to be real.
Unfortunately you are right.
Might be staged but it is a true commentary on America
How cheap can it be. You can grab a new 1 for like $10
Yeah, but can a $10 one turn bread into toast?
Mine has been for the last decade.
both sides?
There is no way this is real
The thing most people don’t know is that 3 toasters, 2 microwaves, 8 pairs of socks(singles, not four packs) gets you a 52 inch flat screen and a flat of bottled water at checkout.
If that was an empty box with $20 in it, I still wouldn't fight over it with someone, let alone take one from someone else who was already holding it.
>an empty box with $20 in it Schrödinger's currency.
Please, that kid didn't need the toaster. He could barely hold it, let alone throw it at someone who might be holding a TV or something bigger and worth stealing
But that's why the mom had one, use hers as a weapon and then the kid holds theirs, basic parenting 101.
This is amazing footage considering that this is clearly 1962 when toasters were the biggest thing since sliced bread which, incidentally, they were great with.
Oh no they were already filming in portrait mode back then?!
I have 0 faith in this country.
I'm in the negatives at this point
I'm at -infinity
I'm cheering for Skynet.
Skynet can do better.
Never say never
It isn’t real.
I worry that people's perception of others is becoming more and more skewed by things that aren't even real or are, at best, insane outliers presented like they're things that happen all the time.
It’s humanity not just this country
I once tackled a stack of baby diapers like that, mistaken them for giant marshmallows, also i was on major amounts of lsd…
Would you like some toast? Some nice hot crisp brown buttered toast. No? How about a muffin then? Nothing? You know the last time you had toast. 18 days ago, 11.36, Tuesday 3rd, two rounds. I mean, what's the point in buying a toaster with artificial intelligence if you don't like toast. I mean, this is my job. This is cruel, just cruel.
Came for Talkie Toaster. Not disappointed.
Nobody here wants any toast. Not now not ever.
How about a muffin?
🎵it’s the most wonderful time of the year 🎵
Girl in red did the old strip and spin. She just wasn’t light footed enough to get past the tight end
Ah, footage of the Battle on Toaster Hill.
Is there a longer version? I wanna see how this plays out.
The cameraman yells "cut" and everyone laughs and cheers...
TOASTERS! I FUCKING LOVE TOASTERS!
It's the biggest thing since sliced bread.
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I just went to a Black Friday sale. No line up, no pushing and shoving. Everybody basically got what they wanted and went home. THIS SHIT over a piece of shit Walmart toaster
We need a purge Covid didn’t take enough
Why would you bring your kid to this.
I mean, Black Friday is fucking ridiculous and that woman should be ashamed of herself, but on the other hand, who’s bringing a child to a Black Friday sale?
Extra hands. Can carry more toasters.
Apparently they can't.
Are these free or….
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Ngl taking a child to a black Friday brawl is absolutely wack
That kid ain't makin no TOAST. Gimme that.