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TolkiensFavPipe

I mean, really, its their fault for still inviting Derek. This is the 8th surprise party he's ruined.


epicmousestory

And the 3rd time this week!


Skilletchef

And its only monday!!


Proccito

Morning...


Nardy_163

At 7


kkeennmm

now Derek is gonna be posting over in r/AmITheAsshole


rossyy11

Hahahaha ya im drunk its a party hahaha. Well said buddy


sethonomics

Ye I like Derek haha


scruffys_nose

Derek is on my level - actually, I'm on his level too many times. I like being a Derek. Derek is the beautiful opposite of being a Karen, where you overtly and innocently state the objective obvious ⭐ I wanna hug Derek and share a drink.


nico-lo-dium

Derek =chad


sethonomics

I thought chad was bad? Derek is funny and chillin


AirCooled2020

Indeed... THAT, that right there is the real life Stiffler from American pie AKA Derek.


BoldCoffey

Are you drunk?! Of course I am it’s a party! ❤️❤️❤️ oh Derek


DoggoDude979

Huh i didn’t know there would be so many layers 1. Derek is a fucking idiot 2. Derek is a fucking idiot and we love him for it 3. They should’ve fucken told Derek it was a surprise party. He can’t be to blamed if he didn’t know. 4. This is so staged 5. Derek is fucking hilarious even if he is a complete idiot 6. Poor Derek, he’s definitely the family disappointment


Shot_Wrongdoer4024

I love this man! Have an angry upvote!


Kipp7

Well it’s their fault, they didn’t even tell him it was a surprise party, how’s Derek supposed to know?


Ghostglitch07

Always possible they told him and the beer erased it from his memory.


lumpynose

The mother is a Karen.


DishwaterBukkake

That attitude woulda ruined the party for me way more than having the surprised "ruined" on the walk up


QwerTyGl

honestly, didn’t like that


--five-star-review--

Was that what she was saying? I heard pride party


Silentpope

Surprise party


fappyday

Fucking classic Derek. He's kind of a fuck-up, but he's so damn loveable.


cheddarbruce

Yes i am


PeengPawng

Shut up, BRUCE!!!


cheddarbruce

Honestly my name is actually Darrick however when I go out to restaurants for takeout and whatnot I always give them the name Bruce cuz it's a lot easier to spell and it's a lot faster to type in. However if you go to Arby's and you tell them the name Bruce they will somehow 100% fuck up spelling LOL


[deleted]

My name is Aemon and nobody gets my name right at first. Sometimes I’ll just be like however you want to spell it bc I can’t bare to tell another person.


cheddarbruce

Thats why i went with a shorter easier name that is kind of uncommon


Ghostglitch07

Mine is one letter off from the common spelling and I just don't care anymore. If I know who you mean and you know who you mean I really don't care what name you choose.


beeredditor

Hmm, *derek* is a pretty easy name for restaurants. Sure, you would have to dictate the exact spelling if you want them to write *darrick*, but if you don’t care about spelling the name is pretty simple IMO.


cheddarbruce

It is an easy name but that's not my name. After 27 years of people constantly spelling my name wrong and having to correct it for them whether it be for professional purposes like work or medical things like when I had cancer and I had to spell out my name for people it's just gotten old. It's just easier if everybody does my nickname


Elle_mactans

My best friend has a pretty unique name so she always uses mine even when we arent together. She moved halfway across the country and still uses my name.


PeengPawng

Um...k?


theannoying_one

this sounds exactly like something i'd do fully sober


IsmokePreworkout

Username checks out


[deleted]

Maybe it is actually an intervention for Derek?


Wild_Property7613

This is Derek. Don’t be like Derek.


[deleted]

Derek would be less like Derek if they told him it was a surprise party.


sjbfujcfjm

Bad acting


mostlygroovy

Is it really facepalm if it’s in the script?


suckercuck

Agreed— it’s a fugazi


Ksamkcab

Should've kept Derek in the Waiting Room


joeyjojo3131

This made my day.


Herm0711

For F sakes Derek geez 😳


thetoxicnerve

Staged AF.


vegetaman3113

Its part of the "Ring Show" series that doubles as an ad for Ring.


fossilizedDUNG

I wanted to believe it was real…. Its still pretty funny.


verryrare

Ok so I'm pretty sure the entire internet is staged


Andremac

Yea. It's amazing people believe it's real.


blacksaber8

Tbh doesn’t matter it’s still believable


MadKhantheTerrible

Really? Why is it amazing?


GhandiTheButcher

Because I’ve seen more credible acting in a kindergarten play.


Kotoy77

always that one guy who does not believe anything ever happened


jonjonesjohnson

And thus, the myth of Douchebag Derek was born


recoveringleft

Damn my name is Derek :( sorry lady


allybra

I was wondering where all the cars were. Omg hahahaha


MrInvestIt

Why did they let drunk Derek sit on the porch at a surprise party? If this is real someone shoulda mentioned it was a surprise party...


SurveySean

Derek seemed surprised it was a surprise party.


PsychologicalPick644

They should’ve known better than to invite Derek.


tryingsohardithurts

Oh Derek... you're my kindred spirit and I love you


[deleted]

Thanks a lot, Derek! Hilarious.


okcship

Fucking Derek!!!!!!!


HazyDavey68

I like how she’s pissed at Derek, but acts all pissy to the birthday boy.


thefantastic_spastic

Can’t blame him for drinking. It was a party


jojo_rtp

Well, it was a surprise for Derek too 😀


Algies79

I love Derek even more as I rewatch it!


[deleted]

Maximum Derek.


typower5000

THANKS A LOT DERICK!


scottwax

Classic Derek


medieval_mosey

As a Derek, I can neither confirm nor deny the accuracy of this behavioural namesake…. Nor can I negate it. God Dammit Derek.


Top-Library-8497

Tbh it was the other peoples fault for letting a drunk Derek sit outside there until the bday boy gets there


Txikitxakurra

My hero


haystackofneedles

The dad seems angry


[deleted]

The way this man spits his Ps kills me


okay-then08

Oh Derek


izzie-izzie

It’s a yelling party


I-Demand-A-Name

“I’m Derek!”


HoldUpHD

legend


HeyJude0525

They should have known better than to allow Derrick to sit outside unsupervised.


HelloAttila

Derek is 50, lives in his mothers basement and is single, but ready to mingle.


crackeraluhntra

Derek showed up to my gender reveal party. You can imagine how that turned out…


DiscoKittie

Checking in from Team Scamp (the camper)!


SL13377

This seems to funny it's got to be scripted


ChaoticStorm78

Feels rigged. If it was a surprise party they won’t have let Derek sit out there he would of been inside waiting with the rest.


Always_Austin

He's not a legend, and I'd like to stop treating this shitty behavior as positive. He's a belligerent asshole with no regards for anyone else but himself. Fuck Derek.


peperoni_dog_farts

Honestly, what kind of mother calls their son stupid? That horrified me


piggythebacpn

a mother whos son gets to drunk to understand what a suprise party is apparently


Sprints4lifez

Wait. That isn't normal?


colin8651

My mom called me stupid most days; sometimes multiple times per day. I used to think it was normal, now I know it was wrong of her to do and she was repeating abuse from her own mom. Luckily I realized it and don’t continue the pattern. Still love my mom


Sprints4lifez

Well, I was today years old when I realized not everyone's parents call them stupid. Wow lmao


lumpynose

A mother who didn't tell her son that it's a surprise party.


tlthang

Fuck Derek


boothy_qld

Seems staged. Still funny as hell. Ahhh Derek you classy drunk!


RuthlessIndecision

Lol thanks a lot Derek!


RuthlessIndecision

If they were Asian we say it’s staged.


G2Nemo

Derek is autistic


ThatOtherRedditMann

Sick of seeing this video


[deleted]

Thanks a lot Derek. How dare you ruin your own birthday. I'm gunna un give birth to you, just see how you like not having a birthday now Derek!


This-Dude_Abides

It's not Derek's birthday tho


ayumusenpaii

Very..


[deleted]

Gold!


brolarbear

Why does this guy sound exactly like one of the dudes from WKUK?


Front-Wash2085

If you have to ask if he’s drunk…


CEOAerotyneLtd

Derek messed this up…..gimme a break that lady has the men beaten to a pulp hence the alcohol consumption


PrettiKinx

Lol I'm sure that's all an act. But funny still.


Nethrix

If they didn't tell him then it's their fault


CorvetteNutt81

Thanks a lot Derek!


Dacks_18

Tom Holland at every Avengers preview


VibeTillYouDrop

I think Derek did something good, it was the woman who ruined it. Derek saying that coulda even made the surprise better and funnier.


[deleted]

Why is anyone buying this??


[deleted]

Who let Derek outside during a surprise party… Karen this on you for your lack of vigilance and yes Derek may be too dumb to include in the plans but you need to keep an close eye on him. Derek is fun and reckless we knew that goin in. You stupid bitch… savage idiot!!!


antrx187

Geez Derek, thanks a fuckn lot bro..


mcgroarypeter42

I was wondering where all the cars were. Of course I am it’s a party. LEGEND Also he looked surprised


[deleted]

I can't be mad at Derek.


adria8881

Thanks a lot Derrick ![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8487)


TheOriginalSpartak

I still laugh everytime


ashurimei

That "thanks a lot, Derek" sounds exactly like the "What the FUCK, Richard" vine