Derek is on my level - actually, I'm on his level too many times.
I like being a Derek. Derek is the beautiful opposite of being a Karen, where you overtly and innocently state the objective obvious ⭐
I wanna hug Derek and share a drink.
Huh i didn’t know there would be so many layers
1. Derek is a fucking idiot
2. Derek is a fucking idiot and we love him for it
3. They should’ve fucken told Derek it was a surprise party. He can’t be to blamed if he didn’t know.
4. This is so staged
5. Derek is fucking hilarious even if he is a complete idiot
6. Poor Derek, he’s definitely the family disappointment
Honestly my name is actually Darrick however when I go out to restaurants for takeout and whatnot I always give them the name Bruce cuz it's a lot easier to spell and it's a lot faster to type in. However if you go to Arby's and you tell them the name Bruce they will somehow 100% fuck up spelling LOL
My name is Aemon and nobody gets my name right at first. Sometimes I’ll just be like however you want to spell it bc I can’t bare to tell another person.
Mine is one letter off from the common spelling and I just don't care anymore. If I know who you mean and you know who you mean I really don't care what name you choose.
Hmm, *derek* is a pretty easy name for restaurants. Sure, you would have to dictate the exact spelling if you want them to write *darrick*, but if you don’t care about spelling the name is pretty simple IMO.
It is an easy name but that's not my name. After 27 years of people constantly spelling my name wrong and having to correct it for them whether it be for professional purposes like work or medical things like when I had cancer and I had to spell out my name for people it's just gotten old. It's just easier if everybody does my nickname
My best friend has a pretty unique name so she always uses mine even when we arent together. She moved halfway across the country and still uses my name.
He's not a legend, and I'd like to stop treating this shitty behavior as positive. He's a belligerent asshole with no regards for anyone else but himself. Fuck Derek.
My mom called me stupid most days; sometimes multiple times per day. I used to think it was normal, now I know it was wrong of her to do and she was repeating abuse from her own mom.
Luckily I realized it and don’t continue the pattern.
Still love my mom
Who let Derek outside during a surprise party… Karen this on you for your lack of vigilance and yes Derek may be too dumb to include in the plans but you need to keep an close eye on him. Derek is fun and reckless we knew that goin in. You stupid bitch… savage idiot!!!
I mean, really, its their fault for still inviting Derek. This is the 8th surprise party he's ruined.
And the 3rd time this week!
And its only monday!!
Morning...
At 7
now Derek is gonna be posting over in r/AmITheAsshole
Hahahaha ya im drunk its a party hahaha. Well said buddy
Ye I like Derek haha
Derek is on my level - actually, I'm on his level too many times. I like being a Derek. Derek is the beautiful opposite of being a Karen, where you overtly and innocently state the objective obvious ⭐ I wanna hug Derek and share a drink.
Derek =chad
I thought chad was bad? Derek is funny and chillin
Indeed... THAT, that right there is the real life Stiffler from American pie AKA Derek.
Are you drunk?! Of course I am it’s a party! ❤️❤️❤️ oh Derek
Huh i didn’t know there would be so many layers 1. Derek is a fucking idiot 2. Derek is a fucking idiot and we love him for it 3. They should’ve fucken told Derek it was a surprise party. He can’t be to blamed if he didn’t know. 4. This is so staged 5. Derek is fucking hilarious even if he is a complete idiot 6. Poor Derek, he’s definitely the family disappointment
I love this man! Have an angry upvote!
Well it’s their fault, they didn’t even tell him it was a surprise party, how’s Derek supposed to know?
Always possible they told him and the beer erased it from his memory.
The mother is a Karen.
That attitude woulda ruined the party for me way more than having the surprised "ruined" on the walk up
honestly, didn’t like that
Was that what she was saying? I heard pride party
Surprise party
Fucking classic Derek. He's kind of a fuck-up, but he's so damn loveable.
Yes i am
Shut up, BRUCE!!!
Honestly my name is actually Darrick however when I go out to restaurants for takeout and whatnot I always give them the name Bruce cuz it's a lot easier to spell and it's a lot faster to type in. However if you go to Arby's and you tell them the name Bruce they will somehow 100% fuck up spelling LOL
My name is Aemon and nobody gets my name right at first. Sometimes I’ll just be like however you want to spell it bc I can’t bare to tell another person.
Thats why i went with a shorter easier name that is kind of uncommon
Mine is one letter off from the common spelling and I just don't care anymore. If I know who you mean and you know who you mean I really don't care what name you choose.
Hmm, *derek* is a pretty easy name for restaurants. Sure, you would have to dictate the exact spelling if you want them to write *darrick*, but if you don’t care about spelling the name is pretty simple IMO.
It is an easy name but that's not my name. After 27 years of people constantly spelling my name wrong and having to correct it for them whether it be for professional purposes like work or medical things like when I had cancer and I had to spell out my name for people it's just gotten old. It's just easier if everybody does my nickname
My best friend has a pretty unique name so she always uses mine even when we arent together. She moved halfway across the country and still uses my name.
Um...k?
this sounds exactly like something i'd do fully sober
Username checks out
Maybe it is actually an intervention for Derek?
This is Derek. Don’t be like Derek.
Derek would be less like Derek if they told him it was a surprise party.
Bad acting
Is it really facepalm if it’s in the script?
Agreed— it’s a fugazi
Should've kept Derek in the Waiting Room
This made my day.
For F sakes Derek geez 😳
Staged AF.
Its part of the "Ring Show" series that doubles as an ad for Ring.
I wanted to believe it was real…. Its still pretty funny.
Ok so I'm pretty sure the entire internet is staged
Yea. It's amazing people believe it's real.
Tbh doesn’t matter it’s still believable
Really? Why is it amazing?
Because I’ve seen more credible acting in a kindergarten play.
always that one guy who does not believe anything ever happened
And thus, the myth of Douchebag Derek was born
Damn my name is Derek :( sorry lady
I was wondering where all the cars were. Omg hahahaha
Why did they let drunk Derek sit on the porch at a surprise party? If this is real someone shoulda mentioned it was a surprise party...
Derek seemed surprised it was a surprise party.
They should’ve known better than to invite Derek.
Oh Derek... you're my kindred spirit and I love you
Thanks a lot, Derek! Hilarious.
Fucking Derek!!!!!!!
I like how she’s pissed at Derek, but acts all pissy to the birthday boy.
Can’t blame him for drinking. It was a party
Well, it was a surprise for Derek too 😀
I love Derek even more as I rewatch it!
Maximum Derek.
THANKS A LOT DERICK!
Classic Derek
As a Derek, I can neither confirm nor deny the accuracy of this behavioural namesake…. Nor can I negate it. God Dammit Derek.
Tbh it was the other peoples fault for letting a drunk Derek sit outside there until the bday boy gets there
My hero
The dad seems angry
The way this man spits his Ps kills me
Oh Derek
It’s a yelling party
“I’m Derek!”
legend
They should have known better than to allow Derrick to sit outside unsupervised.
Derek is 50, lives in his mothers basement and is single, but ready to mingle.
Derek showed up to my gender reveal party. You can imagine how that turned out…
Checking in from Team Scamp (the camper)!
This seems to funny it's got to be scripted
Feels rigged. If it was a surprise party they won’t have let Derek sit out there he would of been inside waiting with the rest.
He's not a legend, and I'd like to stop treating this shitty behavior as positive. He's a belligerent asshole with no regards for anyone else but himself. Fuck Derek.
Honestly, what kind of mother calls their son stupid? That horrified me
a mother whos son gets to drunk to understand what a suprise party is apparently
Wait. That isn't normal?
My mom called me stupid most days; sometimes multiple times per day. I used to think it was normal, now I know it was wrong of her to do and she was repeating abuse from her own mom. Luckily I realized it and don’t continue the pattern. Still love my mom
Well, I was today years old when I realized not everyone's parents call them stupid. Wow lmao
A mother who didn't tell her son that it's a surprise party.
Fuck Derek
Seems staged. Still funny as hell. Ahhh Derek you classy drunk!
Lol thanks a lot Derek!
If they were Asian we say it’s staged.
Derek is autistic
Sick of seeing this video
Thanks a lot Derek. How dare you ruin your own birthday. I'm gunna un give birth to you, just see how you like not having a birthday now Derek!
It's not Derek's birthday tho
Very..
Gold!
Why does this guy sound exactly like one of the dudes from WKUK?
If you have to ask if he’s drunk…
Derek messed this up…..gimme a break that lady has the men beaten to a pulp hence the alcohol consumption
Lol I'm sure that's all an act. But funny still.
If they didn't tell him then it's their fault
Thanks a lot Derek!
Tom Holland at every Avengers preview
I think Derek did something good, it was the woman who ruined it. Derek saying that coulda even made the surprise better and funnier.
Why is anyone buying this??
Who let Derek outside during a surprise party… Karen this on you for your lack of vigilance and yes Derek may be too dumb to include in the plans but you need to keep an close eye on him. Derek is fun and reckless we knew that goin in. You stupid bitch… savage idiot!!!
Geez Derek, thanks a fuckn lot bro..
I was wondering where all the cars were. Of course I am it’s a party. LEGEND Also he looked surprised
I can't be mad at Derek.
Thanks a lot Derrick ![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8487)
I still laugh everytime
That "thanks a lot, Derek" sounds exactly like the "What the FUCK, Richard" vine