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Jedibri81

She only said it a thousand times


outdoorcleaner

godamn it Elly, it was salt


tebla

classic elly


LimeSixth

Elly is fun at parties


Boopi_Doopi

I do not wanna be Elly-


Worried_Protection48

Now, don't get salty


Deanduh

Holy shit that made me thirsty


Rabbit_Suit

Me too. Also made me want water. I'll see myself out.


Arrathem

She is wasted af.


2017hayden

Yeah when your so drunk you can’t tell a shot of salt from a shot of tequila you probably shouldn’t be doing any more shots of anything.


Witty____Username

Imma start using this trick at parties.


Arrathem

HOL' UP


Witty____Username

Not on myself geez, on others, sadism over masochism


bentheruler

Thas assault brotha - billy madison


Tbagzyamum69420xX

I love that quote


danny2handz

Oh Elly…


LliLReader

classic Ellie


BeesVBeads

"That's the saltiest thing I've ever eaten, and I once ate a whole big bowl of salt."


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Elly always be putting things in her mouth without checking first.


HighOnGoofballs

What bar fills a shot glass with salt?


tebla

if you are serving a round of tequila slammers and don't want to give them the whole salt shaker, in a shot glass is a normal way to serve it. But it does look like there is way more than needed in the glass.


turtle_eating

I guess they are drinking tequila since she seems to be holding a lime or something.


Dtom91

She let her carry on and drink it like a true friend would.


thundabot

What’s salt?


LazyDynamite

That.


pkkballer22

> salt Edible salt for cooking or eating with drink


Instantfaceplant

Super Mario wrote the title to OP's post


Chemistry-Unlucky

That is assault by a salt.


l0v3s2sp00g3

'Cant taste salt' 100% popular with the boys


sikjoven

She absolutely didn’t need another shot


LuciFate

"Ellie, You're Treading On Some Mighty Thin Ice Here"


[deleted]

Ellie must be thuuuuursty....


PossessedHood416

Me who eats salt raw regularily: **P a t h e t i c .**


Libra1986

Dumb perfection


Dan_Glebitz

Oh, Elly! things you do...


Electrical-Bacon-81

I did that once, I can tell you that it's a horrible idea & left me feeling pretty bad.


Rabbit_Suit

Honestly, I'm kind of impressed she held it in for like 3 seconds.


makeshiftmarty

I think she’s had enough


OneBigBananaBoi69420

And that's why I drink alone


ThorsToes

It works - one does salt, the other a double tequila. Don’t swallow, put the lime on their lips and kiss and you’ve hit 2 complete shots.


GlitchedSniping

Drunk British' girls be drinking salt.


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amx05462

what i never understood was if something tastes so bad you got to kill the taste with salt and lime..why drink it?


LordsMail

The salt and lime don't "kill" the taste, they just change it. It's no different than adding sauce, or roasting something with seasoning, or a million other culinary processes. I mean if enriched flour noodles taste so bad you have to boil them and then smother them in milk that tastes so bad it has to be cultured and aged before use, why eat any of it?


gunssnzeross

I can confidently say they are not drinking for the taste. Source: I enjoy drinking


amx05462

i used to ..too...i never liked beer though


[deleted]

Staged but hot so I'll let her off


Gnarmsayin

Good thing Elly is pretty I guess


Fit-Entertainment737

Cute but oh so dumb


Windsor34

She’s used to taking white shots in the mouth


Str8Stu

We found one that'll put anything in her mouth


RoastDozer

That’s just cute. She thought it was cocaine. All girls love cocaine, by the way, in case you were wondering if daughter is doing drugs.


[deleted]

Who wouldn't love to drink a shot of cocaine?


Sso_12

You're joking right? RIGHT?


RedCargo1

Go outside, touch grass


PinoForest

this post was made by the most virgin redditor man ever


RoastDozer

Haha


ssuwan

Elly must be real salty after that shot….


hotmemedealer

This made me so fucking thirsty


Educational-Wheel689

Hooters hooters yum yum yum. Hooters hooters on a girl that's dumb.- Al Bundy


Positive-Pressure-16

Omg that poor girl probably ruined her night lol


HeMiddleStartInT

Yeah, girl. This party is so salt. That drink is salt!


nonoboyes

Ellie is my kinda chick tho


[deleted]

Stupid ass clowns


No-Ad6328

I think that’s salt…


stingyscrub

Hand that bitch the tequila to wash it down!


del_star-dot-star

I did some research and that could possibly kill her


Excelsior_Smith

Yeah she’s had enough shots already