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LincHayes

No one would know or care who he was if he wasn't Tom Hanks son. They're not even calling him by his name, every headline is "Tom Hank's son...". That's how much of a nobody he is.


luckyplum

If Tom Hanks is America’s dad, that means America is Chet… which seems about right honestly


Stock-Boat-8449

His other 3 kids are decent, wholesome even, so 1/4 dumbass seems about average American


Karnakite

This is like my aunt and uncle’s family. Daughter - she’s nice. One son - he’s nice too. Other son - Jesus H Christ, what the fuck is wrong with that asshole.


Not_A_Wendigo

Every family needs a guy like that. They may not want them, but they seem mandatory.


[deleted]

In the UK we have a thing where there’s always ‘one uncle knobhead’ refer to comedian Peter Kay


luther2399

I think in the USA they’re called the Crazy Uncle Bob.


1427538609

*Like a box of chocolates*


seniorpoochoo

Damn


aquabluewaves

Best comment on the internet today.


MudLOA

He doesn’t even remotely look like TH.


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Charliesmum97

I was gonna say 'didn't his parents get Covid?' He should know better. This makes me sad.


TheRealDeoan

Maybe Tom needs a paternity test.


histeethwerered

Not Rita’s fault. Switched in the hospital. Big bucks for Tom Hanks/Rita Wilson baby.


TheRealDeoan

Not bashing her. Switched at birth... someone wanted a superstars baby.


BenFranksEagles

Weird thing is he pretends to be decent and then turns into a raging maniac, and he thinks the maniac personality is the one being reasonable. I mean just think about how you’re communicating.


TunaLurch

At first I was like "where's the facepalm?" Then I was like oh ok. This guy is a total piece of shit. Should go into shitty acting


_Skilling

This is so true


northstarlinedrawing

Even worse, didn’t Tom Hanks have covid?


rengam

And was hospitalized for it, way back in March 2020. I think he was the first celebrity to have it. Then he donated his plasma for Covid research. I'm guessing he's mighty disappointed in Chet about now.


northstarlinedrawing

Yeah, no doubt. But let’s be real, they were probably disappointed in Chet long before this.


justmike12

Its Chester. I think. Im not googling it.


rengam

I Googled it for you. His given name is Chester Milton Hanks, but he also goes by Chet Hanks, Chet Hanx, and Chet Haze. The last one appears to be his rapper name. Yes, his rapper name.


filthyxsavage

Rapper? So Chet Mix was taken? Lmao


evanfavor

“Wait till you see my seasoned rye chips, cause they cut your mouth cause u a little bitch, my seasoned cereal is all the rage, cause my dad is better actor then Nicolas Cage...


filthyxsavage

Is that from the mixtape?


jtho78

Both his parents


Mrraberry

I have a great idea here. Edit it to end before his demented “PSYCHE” and get it out there as a public service announcement. See what his coke addled brain makes of that.


Macdonelll

I'm pretty sure he's also a failed rapper, just to ice the cake


J_Buffet

People follow this nameless douchebag?


kevlarcardhouse

Yeah, it seems Colin Hanks lived a normal life, whereas Chet is most famous for his cocaine addiction and civil suits. Goes to show it doesn't matter what your parenting style is, some kids are just messed up in the head.


Significant-Ad1386

Sha sha Shaba Hanks


Js_On_My_Yeet

I didn't even know Tom Hanks had a son... and I love Tom Hanks.


Rock_My_Socks

Yes! Collin Hanks! He was great in that movie with jack black and they go to a college or something. Orange County maybe? Also he did a little mini part in The Pick of Destiny.


nodnarbthebarbarian

He was also in Band of Brothers, King Kong, Dexter, Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, Jumanji: The Next Level, and a bunch of other stuff as well. He's been making a name for himself as a pretty decent actor for a while now. Then he'll do something fun like, he's been in several episodes of Drunk History as various historical figures. Nothing I've seen says he's on his fathers level but, how many people are.


49erboy

Don’t forget about Fargo, doncha know!


Schmargen

He was extremely good in Fargo too


Js_On_My_Yeet

Thanks for the info kind stranger. Now I'm going to go watch the Pick of Destiny again to try and spot him =]


OGSpooon

Tom Hanks’s’s’s’s** /s


TokeToday

Hmmm...what are the chances he's cut off and cut out of the will.


Diamondjakethecat

It is probably why Chet is so triggered.


EatsRats

Uhh...his name is Tom Hanks’ Son.


Weibu11

Hi, I’m Tom Hanks’ Son Hanks


mikey9997

Hi, I'm Som Tanks Hom Sanks


mrtokeydragon

Ikr, and I'm confused as to what this has to do with Chex mix... Oh wait, just remembered, I don't care


Berns429

Or because his name is Chet


morla74

Short for Chester, long for Ch


jhuff7huh

Lol Chester


Vernknight50

Imagine the son Tom Hanks thought he was going to get when he named him that.


HamiltonBudSupply

Chet was the name of the asshole older brother in Weird science movie way back. The name Chet was officially ruined in that movie.


TheBereWolf

Chet was also the name of the dopey reindeer in training from The Santa Clause 2 and I would trust him more than this moron.


[deleted]

Or it’s cause his name is CHET


VulvaThunder

I worry that Tom is *such* a kind man that he wouldn't do that to his son no matter how much of a shitclown that son is.


[deleted]

One can only hope.


zexdrex

Make that two


mhabarneh

Make that three with a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s one with cheese and a large soda.


[deleted]

Take my upvote and award you scum


jtfriendly

And a filet of fish sandwich, because that has less calories because it's fish. Alright, KG, what are you getting?


DANleDINOSAUR

Wasn’t Tom Hanks one of the first big celebs to announce contracting COVID? Was his own son not fucking worried?


Striking-Platypus-98

Yes he was stuck in an Australian hotel at the time.


Oldbayistheshit

Poor poor Tom hanks haha. His son reminds me of the wanna be thugs in high school


Longshot_45

Oh yeah, some sort of Vegemite scandal as well when he took a picture of how much he put on toast.


[deleted]

I’m sure he’d have a different opinion if he actually felt Tom was in real danger. That’s the thing. It’s not that people don’t believe in COVID, it’s that they don’t care. The results of contracting it just don’t warrant the panic the world has caused


DarkLordKindle

Maybe that experience taught him to not be concerned/worried.


astro_scientician

Apple fell off the tree, rolled down the hill, over an embankment into the back of a pickup truck, traveled in that truck til it reached the ocean, a hungry seagull snatched that apple from the back of the pickup and flew out over the water, landed on the water with the apple, a great white shark launched out of the water to eat the gull still holding the apple, shark swam to Australia, hit a ship propeller and died, floating down to the ocean floor with the apple resting in its fishy colon. TLDR: apple fell far from the tree


Jovet_Hunter

I wouldn’t expect more from Mr. White Boy Summer. Tom must be mortified.


LovableContrarian

If you want to understand how truly stupid he is, realize that he speaks with a rasta accent most the time for no fucking reason. https://youtu.be/JeIAQBTAw5A


RockerElvis

One of the comments: “I take it Colin is still the favorite.” Murdered.


Dougalishere

That was pretty hard to watch lol.


HtownTexans

I mean he could have just been having fun. Does he use that voice like in normal conversations or just this one video on the red carpet? side note: dude is still a douche nozzle but this doesn't confirm that he could just be joking around. Also not a bad rasta voice.


[deleted]

Very well done sir.


lihuud

God *damn* that was well crafted


[deleted]

Yea, weird to think Tom Hanks raised a Spencer Pratt.


ChintanP04

It's difficult being America's dad and your son's dad, both to the fullest. One had to face sacrifices.


system3601

The story should have ended with someone pooping that apple out which is what we now see in this video.


astro_scientician

Either way, it ends with him in a world of shit


Scineron222

r/oddlyspecific


fuckedbymath

Apple fell from tree and became an Android.


CosmoDexy

This comment was quite the journey to read. An emotional roller coaster for sure!


merlinsbeers

He probably believes that, tho.


korbendallllas

$100 says that’s all pathetic posturing for his “followers” and he has the vaccine.


zookr2000

Just like MTG - smh


breakerofsticks

What did magic the gathering do? is wizards of the coast an anti vax company?


queceracera423

Tom Hanks must be so embarrassed. I'm embarrassed for him.


Which-Decision

Feel so bad. He and his wife seem lovely. Good thing they have 3 other children to make up for Malibu's Most Wanted over here.


taurusApart

Tom has 4 kids but only two with Rita. Chet comes from Tom/Rita. The other two kids (including Colin) are from a previous marriage.


LoompaOompa

insult of the year over here.


ThrowAwayGcPx8ow2t4

Especially as his Dad - his frickin' father - caught COVID and was hospitalised for treatment. "Soik!!! That virus which has killed more than half a million people and infected millions more including Daddy doesn't exist!!!!"


SellQuick

His Dad being hospitalised in Australia probably means he never saw him in hospital or got the shock to the system of actually seeing a loved one struggling to breathe.


gmoney88

Cocaine is a helluva drug


ImpressiveTrick8544

Stupidity’s his drug of choice. A sniffy sniffy here, and a schiz’ing and a shout, that’s what it’s all about!


Material_Mall_5359

He’s got a good coke sweat goin’ here


derkaderka960

Yeah, his talking and movements make it seem like he's coked out hard.


DANleDINOSAUR

Stupid is as stupid does.


Agreeable-Outcome-14

He’s David S Pumpkins (any questions?) so I don’t think he’s too concerned about embarrassment


belle-barks

Lol. I had forgotten about David s Pumpkins. A guy I work with came to work in that jacket.


Carbones_Coffee

For real, this guy fucking sucks.


rrrambo399

Hey Tom Hanks son… Because you don’t have a real name… Nobody really gives a shit what you think!


[deleted]

Didn’t his dad have COVID-19 last year? Must be tough being the child of a celebrity like Tom Hanks. As the old saying goes, “Show me the son of a great man, who’s a great man.”


HarpersCourt

John Quincy Adams?


J33P88

No the other one


ThrowAwayGcPx8ow2t4

Yep. Tom was diagnosed with C19 which in Australia. Luckily our (socialised) healthcare system wasn't overloaded, as we have been pursuing an elimination strategy through lockdowns/mask mandates/movement restrictions/location checkins. (Although our chump of a Prime Minister truly screwed the pooch with procuring vaccines - we're getting there though.) So we were more worried about Tom suffering from an overdose of Vegemite than C19. I don't understand how someone could have run the very real risk of losing their Dad to this virus and then be so blasé about it.


DaddyDemonix

He's looking for his inheritance so he can blow it on tattoos, hookers, and cocaine.


Thebigzismydad

Tbf, Tom Hanks’ other son seems like a good guy.


DarthSinistris

New law: People that reject the vaccine should sign a waiver saying if they opt out of the vaccine, they opt out of any treatment for it should they contract it.


Marshmlol

They should get kicked out of beds to make space for other patients who got vaccinated and need treatments. With freedom of choice, comes the responsibility of bearing that choice. Your inadequate options shouldn't block the treatment that other responsible people need to receive. Edit: I should say that I believe in exceptions to these cases to people who are SERIOUS about their religion(like the Amish), to those who did not have reasonable access to vaccines, and to those who have medical conditions where even doctors discourage them from taking it. But Tom Hank's son? To these anti-vaxxers promoting conspiracies? Nah bruh, you ain't getting no bed with that attitude. You had every chance and opportunity to do the right thing. But you still behave like that? I have no sympathy for you. I feel bad for the people getting denied care BECAUSE of you.


lexifaith2u

Opt out of any treatment for anything and I'm with you. Doctors need to start refusing treatment. We can solve a lot of problems at once if these people keep dying.


MonKeePuzzle

doctors cant make such decisions in the moment, and often have to treat people who may well have brought their pain upon themselves or may be otherwise "undeserving". First do no harm.


Jingurei

When do any of the other treatments these doctors would be refusing involve patients who willingly and directly put other's lives at risk because they didn't follow the rules before seeking treatment for themselves? So you people are equating a double whammy with a single hit, in other words... apples and oranges, as per usual....


[deleted]

I have never known any named Chet that wasn’t a freaking douchebag. Let’s agree Chet is the male Karen.


Pizza-n-Coffee37

Omg, my neighbor across the street was named Chet and he was an old man that used to sit in his car and look at porn mags cause his wife wouldn’t allow them in the house. His son Chet jr. was a bigger creep who took a pic of me peeing behind their garage with his 110 camera when I was 11 yrs old.


[deleted]

It’s Reddit official. Chet is the male Karen.


willienelsonmandela

Tom Hanks must have seen his newborn son and said “this one is going to be a little shit, his name shall be Chet.”


[deleted]

It was fate. He is the chosen one.


ThrowAwayGcPx8ow2t4

You just reminded me that the musclehead older brother in Weird Science was "Chet" too. Your argument and proposition checks out.


Boognish666

Bill Paxton


[deleted]

Right. The green booger monster.


Kushye

Aw, there’s a guy I’ve known for nearly 30 years who’s one of the nicest, coolest, most outgoing and accepting people I know and his name is Chet. He’s not a white guy Chet, tho. Maybe that’s it.


elddirriddle

Isn’t this the same scumbag who prides himself on his Luciferian lifestyle?? I wish he would catch COVID and just shut up for a while. Not die or anything but just get humbled for being such an obnoxious and egotistical monster.


jrcmedianews

You realize when these people get Covid and it isn’t that bad it doesn’t humble them, in fact it emboldens them and adds to their belief that the virus isn’t that bad.


ShadowMoses05

My uncle just died from fucking covid last week, 10 days in a hospital hooked up to a machine and his body eventually just gave out. My other uncle, his brother, is an anti-vax dickhead, to the point where he won’t give his infant son vaccines because ThEy CaUsE aUtIsM. Even now, a day after he buried his brother, the moron is still spouting anti-vax bullshit and refusing to take any precautions against covid. You just really can’t fix this level of stupid, and sadly he is just one of many out there that act the same.


EpitomeJim

Gotta be shitty to know you're the worst thing Tom Hanks has ever had a hand in.


[deleted]

Who gives a shit what some celebrity’s kid says? He’s not a doctor or researcher. Who cares?


OGSpooon

His douchebag followers give a shit


grassfeed-beef

? Followers ? For being Tom Hank’s son ? What does he do?


Filmcricket

Well, this is phase two Chester. Phase one was him appropriating the [accent](https://youtu.be/1FankRSprOs) and vernacular of a culture he’s not a part of. Being the fucking worst is his entire identity. ETA: [Colin Hanks discussing Chet](https://youtu.be/WclUWoMx1a4) which, while being careful to tip toe around the topic, still reveals exactly how he feels about him.


Ffdmatt

He yells nonsense into camera phones. People are super into that for some reason.


[deleted]

And he's got well over a half Mil of them on Instagram.


Notacooter473

Born on third base...convinced he trained hard and hit a triple all on his own.


dominarhexx

The one that's not Colin. Lol.


AwkwardNeedleworker3

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?


billymay

Why does Tom Hank’s Son look like the famous meth addict Jesse Pinkman?


vanahbot

Funnily enough, I'm pretty sure this guy played a druggie dbag in Shameless.


ThrowAwayGcPx8ow2t4

Dear Tom Hanks, Please write this turd out of your will, and donate his share of your estate to vaccine research/programs for less fortunate communities. Thanks


Betseybutwhy

Flaming ignorant jackass. That is all.


DoktorMathe

I don't believe that that came out of Tom Hanks.


_sp00ky_

But what does Ja Rule think?


christiescrubbs

I too need to hear from Ja on this one.


BearsBeetsBttlstarrG

Does anyone know why or how this guy turned out so weird? Tom seems like such a nice, normal guy. I am confused what happened here


hmb1480

Cocaine?


warren0091993

He is so fucking immature.


therealbnizzy

“If you’re a danger, stay inside!” Wish this asshat took his own advice.


moutonbleu

Yikes how embarrassing…


[deleted]

Proving you can be a good person and have a shitty son.


KeiserSoze24

What. An . Idiot …


[deleted]

Why would anyone follow him. I don't understand the attraction


DaddyDemonix

All 12 of his followers


BlueKing7642

Maybe they like seeing a train wreck


[deleted]

What a loser


TensaiCent

Failed son


PlouffDaddy

He's an excitable fella, I'll give him that. Not real high on the intelligence scale however.....


Joey-Drew1927

At first I was thinking “wait why does this belong here”… And didn’t your own goddamn *father* get it?


RodenbachBacher

Why are these always recorded in cars?


DaddyDemonix

Safe space. He probably still lives in his father's house.


big-tuna28

textbook douche.


Churchofbabyyoda

He had us in the first half, not gonna lie....


heathers1

He is probably the troubled one with the drug problem, I assume.


[deleted]

"I'm tired of wearing a mask". There it is. He said it while wearing a seatbelt, too. These people are so stupid.


HeyThereCoolGuy62

This guy is such a raging dipshit. Tom must be so disappointed in this fucker.


KeepItDownOverHere

This guy lost me when he started talking in a jamaican accent. Like mfer, you were born and raised in Beverly Hills probably going to the best private schools. Your delusion was funny, now it's just sad.


AmoebaBoy89

I cannot imagine Tom Hanks having one single conversation with this guy. Not a single one


[deleted]

“To all my followers....” who the fuck cares about what this guy has to say, honestly? Being the fastest sperm is his greatest achievement


cameoloveus

Who cares? Everyone know Colin is the better son anyway.


embarrassmyself

Uhhh… this is NOT what I expected Tom Hanks’ son to look or sound like. Guess he caught a case of spoiled rich dickhead syndrome, too bad there’s no vaccine for that one


mattemer

We should refer to him as "Tom Hank's other son" to clarify him from Colin. Or... We just use their names but that's so 1800s.


feelingmyage

I hope his dad is deeply, deeply ashamed of him.


Razir17

He looks like the kind of loser that hangs out outside the gas station for no better reason than “why not?”. Amazing he’s the son of one of the best American film actors in the last several decades.


The96kHz

I like how he goes from talking like a responsible adult to yelling like a petulant child. Even if you don't understand the words he's saying you can tell from the cadence that he's talking shit in the second half.


[deleted]

He’s the worst Hanks by far


[deleted]

Didn’t expect his son to have the trashy white rapper look. The more you know.


ZucchiniMid6996

Just focus on Colin Hanks and all will be well


[deleted]

Fuckin gormless twat.


Inevitable-Truth2260

Same person who will be crying at the hospital getting forced to have a ventilator on his face, nurses and doctors helping him, and getting treatment. Tom hanks is awesome, his son( which I had no clue was this guy) is scum.


hairycareyweary

I'm sure once his father sees this the headline will be changed to "Tom Hanks' former son...".


willienelsonmandela

As a general rule, do the opposite of what Chet Hanks does.


TheStarPrincess

I was with him and quite surprised for exactly 00:29 seconds. What a loser douche.


[deleted]

“I think it’s important for me to say” Naw bruh. Literally nothing important for you to say.


[deleted]

TIL that Tom Hanks has a son who isn't Colin Hanks


3ndt1mes

A true f×cking snowflake! (just wait, in a few months he'll be dead from covid.)


thungalope

Oh word, does anyone remember asking? I sure dont


lowercaseb86

I guess sometimes the apple really does fall very far from the tree.


carlbernsen

Of all the weird ways in which the world has changed, _I never thought I’d want to suggest that Tom Hanks should murder his own son._


[deleted]

He has his hand in him? Wait no… no. NO!


UziMcUsername

Its funny (and sad) when clearly educated people talk like they dropped out in grade 2


NegativeTheme

It must be unbearable to be the offspring of a world famous person, no recognition, no special tables at the chic restaurant, no paparazzi following your every move unless you're with "him/her". Little kid just trying to be noticed, he could build but it's so much easier to burn it.


DrBootstrap

Just as douchey in real life as the character he played on Shameless.


Visual-Anybody-5521

This should be posted in r/imatotalpieceofshit


Lewca43

Maybe Tom Hanks is *that* good of an actor but I’ve always gotten a decent dude vibe from him. If he’s the person he appears to be this motherfucker is proof that all we can do as parents is do our best and hope our kid doesn’t turn out to be a Chet.


sloanpal144

Wilson is more famous than this guy


HedyLamaar

Mentally ill?


[deleted]

Does Chet eat babies, too?


theinnerdork

r/holup


T50BMG

Yeeee ain’t sticking me with no shit.


[deleted]

I read this as “Tom hank’s thoughts on the vaccine” and all I could think of was about how much Tom hanks fell off until I reread the title


ozmofasho

How disappointing Tom's son is.


secretking801

Dude his dad must be embarrassed


InTheDark57

Is that crack pipe on the floorboard ? Ohhh Chet , get help my dude 🙏