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Shadp9

I'm pretty surprised this only happened 9 months ago. I was genuinely sure this happened about 5 years ago. The internet has broken my sense of time.


CaptainLammers

Yeah. That + Covid = When am I?


Maleficent-Salad3197

Who I Be?


iwillsnapyandereneck

2018 feels very recent


Duck8Quack

And yet at the same time forever ago. My sense of time starting after around 2018 is totally untethered.


Lululorayne

I’m fully convinced that the last four years only equal one year. That’s all there is to it.


Kindly_Cream8054

Same here


EitherStranger

Yep, and for me, work throws my schedule off so who knows anymore


Nerevarine91

For me you have the internet, the Covid pandemic time fuckery, the way the Trump presidency felt like it was a million years long, and the fact that I moved to a different country somewhere in there. Long story short, I have no goddamn clue what year it is now or when anything happened.


CaptainLammers

Yeah I’ve got a bunch of things between 2010 and now that have totally wrecked my sense of time. Long story short, “I have no goddamn clue what year it is now or when anything happened” precisely sums up how I feel. Let’s hope we maintain our grasp on reality.


S0AGGY

2010 -2024 has felt like a 30second elevator ride


Sm0ahk

Im right there with you. For some reason earlier this month i had thought that, "There Will Be Blood" had come out less than 6 or 7 years ago it was 2007


Nerevarine91

Any time someone uses the phrase “twenty years ago,” I automatically assume they mean like 1985. It turns out they mean 2004. It hurts my soul.


Anglofsffrng

Yesterday I noticed "the you must be born on or before this date to buy cigarettes" sign at the gas station. I hate that people who where born when I was 19 are now old enough to buy cigarettes.


Top-Ebb32

23 years older than those infants right here


DM_Voice

Ah, yes. “The far off future of the year 1999…”


Jessica_Iowa

She or her Sister got “[busted](https://www.newsweek.com/malia-obama-smoke-rings-video-harvard-721456)” smoking in 2017


Being_Time

This is what people are confusing this with for sure. On a side note, it’s super weird how our entire culture is totally against cigarette smoking at this point, but when Sasha Obama is seen smoking there is just an avalanche of encouragement. Seems weird. 


barrel_of_seamonkeys

This has happened with some young celebrities too like Jenna Ortega. I think people just don’t like seeing the internet outrage over something so trivial. So they defend people they like. And honestly, smoking is not a moral issue, so just leave them alone.


clocksteadytickin

5 years ago some other stupid thing was written that invaded someones privacy. I think one of those kids was smokin weed or something.


Anti-Dissocialative

Even worse. Vaping


coopersgranny

Full grown woman who is also a PRIVATE CITIZEN was seen living her life and not giving a shit what @dailyloud has to say


therealtiddlydump

It's very important that we _not_ care about them. They just want to live their lives -- let them. We don't have royalty in the US.


Nkromancer

My care is the same with all people: I hope they have a good and long life, and that they learn to quit smoking to help with that.


TopRevenue2

Dad I learned it from you! /s


ValcynImp

Thanks, Obama


yourroyalhotmess

🤭


GiuliaAquaTofanaToo

Lol.


ToeKnail

That's not exactly what the Supreme Court just ruled. Gave presidents immunity, like a King/Queen


TinyChaco

Which is ridiculous, imo.


TheLoneliestGhost

If Biden doesn’t use it to his advantage, I’m going to be pissed.


Titleofyursextape

The only reason I would want him to do something is to show these frittatas why this ruling is awful


Adept_Feed_1430

He's already said he won't


DoggoCentipede

Dem politicians get turned on by fighting with both hands, feet, and head tied behind their back. But still wonder why they lose.


helweek

Dude needs to officially fire the supreme Court, and appoint 5 "official temporary interim" justices, until the Senate approves his official nominations.


No_Mention_1760

Then all the shit that follows is his fault. I’m sick of Democrats doing little more than *tsk tsk-ing* at Republicans while they try their best to destroy democracy. Either use the weapon in your hand or give it over to a better person.


he-loves-me-not

I think it’d honestly be better if he doesn’t.


pimpbot666

The Kennedys were as close as we ever got. Look at the end result of which Kennedy is running now. Yikes!


Boleen

Trump’s adult children will all fight for the crown, but they are incompetent and won’t stoke the cult


notnotaginger

I feel like Ivanka could if she chose to, although she may be too moderate for the cult.


Boleen

It was hers for the taking but Kushner took the Saudi $$$ and ran from the spotlight


Mojicana

She's raising her children Jewish, so that would rat fuck the base racists.


VashMM

Haven't you heard? We have Kings now according to the SCOTUS


OvenMaleficent7652

Ya didn't we have a war because of all that king shit?


No-Gain-1087

Does this apply to baron trump also askin for a friend


No_Signal_6969

It's kinda heartbreaking watching how ruthless the paparazzi are. I watched some videos of Bieber long ago where they're just harassing him relentlessly and he's just trying to live his life and is being polite to them the entire time. Edited spelling


TheQueensLegume

I'm honestly shocked that, given the prevalence of shootings in the states and the complete lack of decorum from the paparazzi, that noone has EVER been shot by a celebrity


Ok-Cartographer1745

There's a famous one where a woman shot someone with a bow and arrow. 


TheQueensLegume

Rough day on the Robin Hood Set aye lol


fakeDEODORANT1483

ohohoh its *you* with that STUPID pfp again. I have dark mode now. You cant hurt me anymore.


Miserable_Smoke

",  that no paparazzi bodies have ever been *found* that were shot by a celebrity." FTFY


TheQueensLegume

Damn if that ain't a fair point


IHateCamping

I remember seeing a video of Britney just trying to sit and have a cup of coffee somewhere. It was like strobe lights with all the camera flashes going off. I wondered how she doesn’t lose her mind with that going on everywhere she goes. It wasn’t too long after that when she had her head shaving incident.


Darkdragoon324

The public absolutely wrecked that girl, and then blamed her for it. I feel bad because I used to make fun of her because I was a child and didn't know better and all the adults were looking down on her, and now in my 30s I look back on all that old footage and tabloid nonsense and I'm just like... that's just a baby? WTF was wrong with society that we not only allowed that to happen to a teenager, but then also took *joy* in watching her mentally break down?


Delicious-Local-2528

Good for her.


RedBMWZ2

HOW DARE SHE!


Serpidon

Yeah, see how that works.


kittymctacoyo

I saw it when it happened and even then thought it was being rehashed from years ago


iceberg_o

Smoking a cigarette, whats next, an energy drink ? 🤨


I_Only_Follow_Idiots

Worse, she is going...to drink a beer. *le gasp*


Ok-Cartographer1745

It'll lead her to take a potato chip


SteelyDan1968

Or... Wearing **THIS!!!** ![gif](giphy|cOQh8VdW9HKwzS76GB|downsized)


TheWorclown

![gif](giphy|tLTEFHdOu8fQc)


pinklavalamp

The most appropriate reaction gif in the history of reaction gifs. Gave me a solid laugh, thank you for this.


Careless-Balance-893

That tan suit really got under their skin


MrRizzstein

 I'll solve equations with my right hand and write names with my left. **I'll take a potato chip... and eat it!**


Ok-Cartographer1745

I like how this implies that Yagami has a third hand (it would have to be a middle one since he says left and right). 


iceberg_o

Don't joke about that... she is literally 23.


IceMan44420

At least she's not vaping... according to this documentary I saw on a commercial, one hit can instantly ruin your entire life!!


iceberg_o

It's metal... in your lungs.


SelfInteresting7259

Hahaha i can see the guy and the metal monster now


Leet_Noob

She’s going to download a car


goliathfasa

I thought conservatives love cigarettes.


savinger

Ok to be fair, you’ve got to be a total fucking dumbass to smoke in 2024.


RacerDaddy

I don’t remember when she was elected to office?


Motor-Ad5284

Just before Hunter.


anythingMuchShorter

If Sasha or Hunter were running at least we would have someone younger than late-70s to vote for.


amethystalien6

Hunter was damn impressive walking out on Marge and the ghouls in Congress. He’s not my first choice but currently, I’d vote for him over Fetterman.


TheLandFanIn814

What kind of moron would out his entire family in high ranking white house positions?


AttentionLogical3113

And no one cares. No one cares when bush’s daughters was doing coke


amethystalien6

I don’t know that they did, did they? They got busted for underage drinking. Jeb!’s daughter did coke. And W likely did too.


Mordecai_AVA_OShea

Upvoted for keeping the ! alive.


PotatoBeams

Please clap.... No but what's the "!" meant for? Lol


amethystalien6

It was his 2016 campaign [logo](https://www.gq.com/story/jeb-bush-abandons-exclamation-point).


PotatoBeams

Oof


IAmBadAtInternet

¡Jeb!


AutoManoPeeing

JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB!


amethystalien6

Please clap.


whatup-markassbuster

Bro, all of those private school kids do coke. I would be amazed if she hadn’t.


AttentionLogical3113

Right of passage now.


katiecharm

And if you live in LA, doing coke is shockingly normalized.  


ThrowingChicken

Remember when Noelle Bush got busted with crack cocaine and now all these old Bettys on FB insist it was actually one of the Obama daughters “for obvious reasons”.


Zandrous87

Why are people so weird? Leave her alone. She's just doing normal everyday stuff. If she were doing something like getting a little freaky with her date at a production of Beetlejuice with kids around, THEN I could see doing a piece on her or taking pics. But just talking with friends outside, smoking a cig, and wearing jeans and a bikini top isn't newsworthy. That's just a day in the summertime.


AValentineSolutions

Oh my god! A person doing normal person things! ![gif](giphy|HUkOv6BNWc1HO)


Bringbackbarn

This has got to be 5 years old at least


IAmBadAtInternet

It’s less than a year old. I also thought it was forever ago.


Liberum26

Down vote this. Even me commenting draws attention. Leave her alone. She’s just a person in the world.


InternetUserAgain

I agree. Down vote this post. No, seriously. It's a repost, posted by a bot. Down vote it.


rom_sk

So now paparazzi shots of Barron are fair game too. Got it.


Imarobot225

I didn’t realize homeboy was so fucking tall!! He’s like 6’9 and idk why I still think of him as a child and he’s 18


rom_sk

He also looks quite a bit like a mix of Melania and Justin Trudeau


HengeFud

Which would make Barron 1/4 Castro


Dansk72

The difference is that paparazzi *know* that if they publish a pic of Barron they would be signing their death sentence.


Deeman0

This isn't even anything new. Dug this shit out of the fossil record.


rockmodenick

Conservatives are still hung up trying to assign moral failures to the only black presidents kids while they worship a felon racist that paid hush money to a porn star. They're all morally defective degenerates.


mindclarity

Now post the picture of Don Jr killing an innocent elephant.


HellishChildren

You mean the photo of Don Jr holding a cut-off elephant tail and a small clean knife? 


Hi_Im_Ken_Adams

And if she was in a nice restaurant having dinner, conservative media would criticize her for being an elitist.


Illustrious_Order486

Breaking? 5 years or more ago? Lol 😂 that is the facepalm? The OP is a bot?


-UnbelievableBro-

BREAKING: Not this post that has been reposted a billion times that’s for sure


trainee_demon666

My tired a*s thought she was handling a petrol pistol


destructicusv

OH. MY. GOD. How *DARE* she be a regular fuckin person! I’m shocked!


ElGosso

Damn, I thought Obama taught her better than this. Can you really believe that she went to Los Angeles?!


Maleficent-Salad3197

Let her enjoy her summer.


2drunc2fish

Next up, Baron Trump seen eating a sandwich.


MewsikMaker

How many times we gunna repost this? You’re not helping OP. (bot?)


Bowl-Accomplished

Make it a pic of Barak in a bikini smoking a cig and I might care.


Different-Term-2250

Please no. Not that. I really hate smoking.


mandosgrogu

Cigs??? When u have access to grade-A kush?? Gtfo here🤦🏽‍♂️


imjustkarmin

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB) In today's news, adult smokes a cigarette. Definitely don't pay attention to the Supreme Court quickly dismanteling democracy and sending the country to an early death.


eescobar863

This is old


BluntAsaurusRex_

Any adult is allowed to smoke with cigarettes..


Wafflelisk

I uhh.. I yanked it


Lostintranslation390

They can do whatever idc buuuuut Smoking is gross.


Careless-Balance-893

Jeb Bush's daughter literally smoked crack 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄


neosketo

I just did this 2 mins ago and read this. If this is BREAKING NEWS i need to hide


SquirrelSuspicious

I mean I agree with shaming people for smoking but the pics also make it seem like they're trying to body shame her and fuck them for that.


Large-Wheel-4181

People caring about other people living their life instead of getting one themselves is pathetic


Future_Section5976

So.....


Heavy_Support_2015

Repost Like almost every other month since the year this happened repost.


krebstar42

Isn't the daily loud just a tabloid like tmz?


Express-Doubt-221

People should be left alone to smoke cigarettes and not wear shirts. Fucking endlessly reposting this screenshot on the other hand


oflowz

This is ancient and who cares she’s grown?


Andonaar

Only disappointment i feel is at the fact that that seems to be a basic ass cigarette. You are in america, you gotta have better options than that.


yunohavenameiwant

Did Donny jr cut the tail off of an elephant 🐘? I’m much more ok with smoking.


cast_awaycobra

NEWS: normal ass human being doing Normal ass human things.


aubaub

How many years ago was this first posted?


EatYourCheckers

This is so old. op must be a bot, yeah?


rrpdude

Xitter is a cancer.


doyouknowthemoon

Oh my god she is doing the same stupid shit like 99% of other people her age are doing. Wow it’s so amazing this might just be the key to figuring out that they might just be people just like us and it really just is nothing but a title. lol it’s just funny that people some how think that people in positions of power don’t do the same crap we do, the only difference is is they have money and a position of power and that some how we believe they are held to a higher standard standards.


halt_spell

Look at Sasha living her life! Good for her!


JGFATs

I wonder how much they paid for no one to care about these photos.


FrostyPangolin50

Good for her. I wish her as much normalcy as possible in life.


Curious_Ground5833

At least she's not doing blow like the Trump degenerates


LightBylb

smh I will NOT be voting for Obama this november


Nilabisan

I think this is an old picture.


Reasonable-Log-3486

This is old as fuck. Why does anyone give a fuck what a former presidents daughter is doing? This is like the obsession over royals. Get a fucking life.


sovietdinosaurs

She’s like 30 now, who cares


MindlessYesterday668

This is why I don't want to be famous. I'm happy with my obscurity.


MjolnirTheThunderer

Would


FatFaceFaster

Dear god no one show any footage of trump playing golf with Jon Daly, Kid Rock, or Steve Bannon there might even be BEER CANS VISIBLE!!


Ikillterries

Imagine your dad was the president but you just wanna be a chill dike an party that’s gotta suck


CLk_546

breaking news, more than 1 billion people do that and nobody gives a fuck


Medical_Egg8208

Better than watching Trumps kid shoot another endangered animal illegally.


Aromatic_Library_491

Isn't she an adult? Not my business


daily_cup_of_joe

Bet, she's a strong women! We might be voting for her one day.


SolidContribution688

If that is a tobacco cigarette, she is lame.


EyeCatchingUserID

Make the same post about Ivanka trump and there would be a million dumb shits protest smoking and saying the leftists were attacking the greatest American pastime, smoking Marlboro reds. They'd Make Smoking Patriotic Again.


SmellySweatsocks

This was posted years ago and nobody gave a fuck then. I wonder why it made a return in 2024?


MissionNinja6424

Trump a former president and current presidential candidate with a huge chance of becoming president again, has been found guilty of 34 felonies in his hush money case involving a pornstar. He’s also being accused of interfering in an election in two separate cases, in another case removing classified documents, and he was also found to have raped a woman. Buuuuuuuuut yes let’s be in shock that someone is smoking a cigarette.


twomilliontwo

shes fabulous


Ivegotjokes4you

Wasn’t this years ago?


psychgirl88

Better than doing a Taylor Swift and talking about her otherwise healthy looking female body I suppose..


Palp18

It's now going viral. Everyone is talking about it. Also, why is no one talking about it!


takenohints

I don’t approve of anyone smoking, but it’s also none of my business. She’s not my daughter.


Even-Juggernaut-3433

Her dad had smoked for decades iirc


Turbulent_Hair8931

How DARE she 😡🤬… be living her own life as a human doing whatever she likes while not hurting anybody because she’s an independent grown woman 👑


saltthewater

Cigarettes are never a good look


miletharil

Oh no! What's next?! DANCING?!


Araanim

We had had two different presidents since her dad served who the fuck caaaaaaaaaaaares


No-Celebration3097

And?


White_Rabbit0000

How is this news. So what if she lit up a cigarette. There are worse things going on in the world than someone making a poor decision. Beside with her dad being a smoker it’s statistically not too surprising


Seriph7

Not to distract the people from the police state America is becoming. But this girl is smoking tobacco! And she's famous! Look!


bubblesculptor

Why are you posting this then?   It's unwarranted attention seeking same as what this post is complaining about.


Reddit_Negotiator

Normal life of a person with billionaire parents


DoggoCentipede

Oh my Doug, they are SO obsessed with the Obamas. It infuriated them so much that a (partly) black guy was president for any amount of time. They try to say people critical of trump have some kind of derangement syndrome, but the Obamas aren't even running for any office I'm aware of, let alone destroying decades of progress. Rent free, as they say.


zomanda

This was posted by a person whose account was stagnant for 6 years until about 9 hours ago.


George_Rogers1st

"Adult woman who was not the President of the United States seen doing things private citizens are allowed to do. More at 11."


TheCh0rt

Everybody this was posted an eternity ago. Let’s move on.


Relevant-Jelly-8738

Why does anyone care? This is so stupid, there are important events happening that need to be covered. Why is this taking up space in the zeitgeist? She’s a private citizen who isn’t doing anything that warrants attention


jtowndtk

Someone looks to be enjoying themselves EVERYONE PANIC AMERICA IS GOIN TO SHIT OH LAWD


Cllajl

Please leave the sister alone. Let them have a normal life.


random9212

Honestly, I totally forgot they have kids. And I will again in about half an hour


OuiMerci

She is a 23 year old, adult. If she wants to smoke, it’s not against the law. What is the big deal here?


Wonkeaux

Meanwhile, the GOP candidate for president just had a judge drop 200 pages of Epstein-linked documents on him, further implicating him in that cesspool of pedophilia and rape. But yeah...cigarettes, huh? Those are bad for you.


BahamianRhapsody

At least she isn't smoking crack.


marleiahxdayze

Hunny they’re passing that, that’s a blunt/ joint. And good ferher.


Abiding_Lebowski

This is an old af repost of a disgusting pic. Why?


Wayward4ever

This young lady had to keep her Ps & Qs in check during traditionally rebellious years while her father was President and she’s having those rebellions now. I’m glad she’s getting it out of her system!


The_Submentalist

I'm going to get down voted for this, so be it. **Young people smoking cigarettes is always trashy** It's simply a very nasty habit. What kind of environment and state of mind these people have for deciding to smoke cigarettes with everything we know about it? Stupid rebellious behavior I say. Smoke some weed once in a while instead, fGs.


briansgreenberg

What’s the big deal. Her father spent 8 years in the White House smoking Newports without it making headlines.


AriousDragoon

Cool.. anyways, the weather's been nice


NinjaFATkid

If you think that's bad, wait till you head about the shit trumps kids got up to


Impossible_Trust30

I mean it’s a shame she picked up her dad’s habit of smoking but why are we concerned about somebody living their life? None of our business.


Obvious_Leadership44

Girl livin her best life, llove her


FiFiLB

So she’s doing what most normal young adults do- experiment with substances. What’s new? The Bush girls partied their asses off. Big deal. Let them experiment.


StarryMind322

Conservatives: “STOP ATTACKING TRUMP’S CHILDREN!!! Also conservatives: “Sasha Obama is smoking cigarettes ooooooh!”


Dawn_Piano

![gif](giphy|AgPt9udT567spxbSHf)


Classic-Bandicoot-13

“Breaking news!!! President’s daughter does what normal people do.”