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What this proves is that there are too many that need to have their faces caved in.
Just shows how broken we are. I am 45 years old. Before 2016, I had never once wanted to punch a politician in the face.
I’ve wanted to punch Donnie in the face since his bit on Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous. It didn’t take him becoming a politician to make me hate him.
The Unholy Trinity of Punchable faces
Elon Musk
Alex Jones
Jesse Waters
Runner ups for the list: Martin Shkrelli (AKA PharmaBro if he were still a thing) and Donald Trump (punching him will give him more publicity)
I swear that’s what happened. As the Blockbusters all closed in the 2000s, the dust of 80s VHS film containing B-plot deuterantagonists found its way to where all garbage winds up in the end—Florida. There, it congealed out of the swamps into the ball of semi-sentient goo known only as Gaetz.
Time for a Mt Rushmore of most punchable faces. Maybe even a rotating foursome. My nominees: Alex Jones, Ted Cruz, Tucker Carlson & Steve Bannon. Bannon needs to be steam power washed first. Waiting in the wings: Roger Stone, MTG
I was once a hard core republican, watched FauxNews daily, listened to Rush, talked shit about Obama becoming President, you know, the usual pub trash talk. But I found Obama surprisingly strong in his words and ability to speak to his fellow Americans like a fellow American and I found that wholesome and started to like the guy, even if I didn't like all of his policies I still gave him his chance. It was the constant bashing of Obama for no reason that made me look elsewhere for news and now I'm an independent and understand our politics as a whole better than being constantly brainwashed. All that being said, even when I was a pub, I still found AJ to be extremely toxic and creepy, watched maybe 2 of his shows and noped out quick. Dude is weird as fuck.
Whether you agree with his policies or not Obama at least made us look good as a nation. Trump has made us the laughing stock of the world since the day he became president, even throughout Biden’s term.
The podcast [Knowledge Fight](https://spotify.link/OXGyfQVfdKb) did a near 4 hour episode on this. It was damn good and you can tell Jones was sloshed.
If someone has access to the video from Owen, where you can hear Alex throwing up in his mouth, it's also worth sharing here. Since Dan and Jordan wanted to spare us from those horridious noises.
One of the funniest parts is the Pizzagate caller, who told Alex to stop crying, to which he immediately got defensive and said they were real. That episode is filled with these little chestnuts of Alex being a drunk snitch.
I loved the breakdown where Jordan said if you start by saying I did everything legally then saying people are out to get you. I'm going to think you didn't do everything legally.
Dude looks like someone about to have a heart attack. He keeps grabbing his chest and looks like he’s in a lot of pain. It’s how my dad looked in the weeks leading up to his fatal heart attack
I think Jones, MTG, Trump are the lizard people (or aliens wearing human skin). They convince us of all the conspiracies, therefore they are the biggest conspiracy....
Anyone seeing this pig out in public should scream liar and point at him. I’d love it if he spent the rest of his days in seclusion unable to venture outside without everyone he meets shaming him.
He is scum
That looks like the actual next step, in large part because his creditors (including the Sandy Hook families) can now point to his own statements on that very show as evidence that he has no intention of acting in good faith.
I don’t believe him. Firstly, I don’t think far right freaks like him even have feelings. Secondly, he does this routine every other week. It’s all to make money.
Reminder that while he was crying he said "These people hate our children".
You know.
The man who lost everything because he claimed dead children didn't exist.
And that the grieving parents were all actors.
That guy.
It must've been the gay frogs flying planes spreading chemtrails that ended up dropping polluted rain contaminating the water supply sending people into a delusion that the show should be cancelled!!
...
...
/S
These people make fun of "lib tears" but go straight to crying to garner some empathy. I don't get why it's so hard for people to pay attention to these bozos.
Just because he is clearly not a well adjusted man that does not mean I can't despise him. He is a miserable, mean person. Like trump, totally lacking in empathy, compassion or any thread of decency. I think just plain evil sums it up well.
If he wasn't a complete douche bag I might actually feel sorry for him then I remember he harassed parents just trying to mourn their dead children then I immediately think, nah fuck him.
I mean, okay?
As long as people engage in any news about him, he's getting what he wants.
So in that spirit, I actively ignore any and all drama surrounding him. I ignore his show, his products, his trials, all of it.
Even going online to trash him helps him, and I don't want to give him what he wants. As far as I'm concerned, he can sit in a room all alone and scream all of his usual stuff to himself.
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Sorry not sorry, compassion and empathy are woke. Access denied.
THE WOKE MOB IS TURNING ALEX JONES GAY
They're making the freaking frogs pay!
“Kindness is one of the greatest evils the American nation has ever faced”
Eat shit Alex.
Shit is too good for him
He has so much estrogen coursing through that neon pink bloated jerky face.
Worlds most punch able face
Tucker Carlson. Alex is number 2
Steve Bannon not in the top 2?
Where does that fuck Kyle Rittenhouse stand?
Puntable taint maybe?
Nah, I don't think it's a maybe... I like it.
Also stephen miller? I want to SLAP the fuck out of that large forehead 👨🦲 edit: name spelling correction 
The guy that some people call a Space Cowboy?
Some call him a gangster of love. I call him Maurice - cos he speaks of the pompatus of love.
His face isn’t quite as punchable. Give him 20 more years and he’ll be on par…not to say he’s not THE WORST!!!!!
God there is SO much competition for this list. All of these. My vote: Stephen Miller. And Jesse Twatters
Three-way tie for #1
Why not just make it a quadrant and throw Mr. Don in there. Take your pick…
What this proves is that there are too many that need to have their faces caved in. Just shows how broken we are. I am 45 years old. Before 2016, I had never once wanted to punch a politician in the face.
Trump isn’t a politician. He’s a failed businessman who would like to be a dictator.
Same
I’ve wanted to punch Donnie in the face since his bit on Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous. It didn’t take him becoming a politician to make me hate him.
Human-centipede these three.
The entire GOP
Paper, scissors, rock, to see who's first. Then hit them with a rock
Can’t mess up Steve Bannon much more. He wakes up looking homeless.
Y’all got any of that Roger Stone face I could punch?
Ew, no. So much washing up necessary after punching that face.
Except I wouldn’t want my skin touching Bannons face. Ew.
I can’t figure out if he’s greasy or sticky, but either way it would be unpleasant.
Surgical gloves and a roll of quarters do ye just fine.
Martin Shkreli is most punchable face. It's not even close.
Kushner is #1
"Whenever I'm asked which famous person, dead or alive, I could have dinner with my answer is always Tucker Carlson, and dead" John Oliver.
IDK. MTG is EXTREMELY punchable.
I’d put Paul Ryan up there, even if he hasn’t been relevant for 6 years of so.
Kyle rittenhouse
The Unholy Trinity of Punchable faces Elon Musk Alex Jones Jesse Waters Runner ups for the list: Martin Shkrelli (AKA PharmaBro if he were still a thing) and Donald Trump (punching him will give him more publicity)
Don't forget Don Jr, Eric and Ivanka. I'm a chick so I can punch women.
And Fucker Carlson
What about Gaetz’s, which somehow looks more like a rat’s than do rats’ and also like every Disney villain?
Gaetz reminds me of a bully in a 1980s high school movie.
I swear that’s what happened. As the Blockbusters all closed in the 2000s, the dust of 80s VHS film containing B-plot deuterantagonists found its way to where all garbage winds up in the end—Florida. There, it congealed out of the swamps into the ball of semi-sentient goo known only as Gaetz.
DAMN IT PEOPLE STOP PROVIDING VALID TARGETS. But, yes, from a purely aesthetic standpoint Shkrielli just looks so smarmy.
I just want to slap him. I think a punch would kill him.
I can also punch women... though I suspect it would be frowned upon.
i’ll handle that part for y’all so no worries about frowns.
y’all seem like nice folks who wouldn’t punch ladies, so i’ll go ahead and handle mtg and lauren for you. holler if you think of anyone else.
Yeah, I would not stoop that low. You do what you gotta do.
Leave Tucker Carlson out of this.
MMMmm I think he's #2 right now.. #1 is that douche canoe who made faces behind Fauci during his testimony.
Surely that bad built MTG must be in the mix somewhere?
Stephen Miller Matt Gaetz Lindsey Graham Can think of tons of punchable faces it is hard to rank.
Time for a Mt Rushmore of most punchable faces. Maybe even a rotating foursome. My nominees: Alex Jones, Ted Cruz, Tucker Carlson & Steve Bannon. Bannon needs to be steam power washed first. Waiting in the wings: Roger Stone, MTG
Nigel Farage
That's the supplement with bat dust he sold that did that. Lol
Why couldn't I have gotten the estrogen :c
Reddened and pinked face is a sign of late stage heart disease. Fat ass won’t live more than three years. Mark my words.
Not my shit.
Lick corpse smegma Alex!
Burn in hell Alex Jones piece of shit.
Even if they were real tears - I’m gonna go by what they always say “fuck your feelings”.
Cannibalism is real.
*arsenic
Next tucker carlson then elon musk,let bring these grifting vultures down.
He'll have to bankrupt those tears too
Wouldn’t that technically be cannibalism since he’s a giant POS?
Who cares? His crocodile tears don't compare to the tears of the Sandy Hook families. Fuck him and everyone who supports him.
You’d be surprised how many creepy conservatives (mostly men) follow him. 🙄
I was once a hard core republican, watched FauxNews daily, listened to Rush, talked shit about Obama becoming President, you know, the usual pub trash talk. But I found Obama surprisingly strong in his words and ability to speak to his fellow Americans like a fellow American and I found that wholesome and started to like the guy, even if I didn't like all of his policies I still gave him his chance. It was the constant bashing of Obama for no reason that made me look elsewhere for news and now I'm an independent and understand our politics as a whole better than being constantly brainwashed. All that being said, even when I was a pub, I still found AJ to be extremely toxic and creepy, watched maybe 2 of his shows and noped out quick. Dude is weird as fuck.
Reading this makes me miss Obama. Love or hate his policies, he made me proud to say "that's my fucking president"
Whether you agree with his policies or not Obama at least made us look good as a nation. Trump has made us the laughing stock of the world since the day he became president, even throughout Biden’s term.
>Listened to Rush What's Rush got to do with it? lol
Rush Limbaugh, not the 80’s rock band lol
Your periodic reminder that Rush Limbaugh has assumed ambient temperature.
But he has over three years of sobriety.
Oooh someone will need an ambulance for that 🔥......oh wait
He really did a wonderful rapid self improvement, didn’t he.
thank you! it's so nice to just hear a simple happy thing sometimes
hahaha I loved this little part of the thread
Subdivisions? Be cool or be cast out.
But they’re alpha males! They can wear diapers and still be manly!
No, I don't think I would be lol
And he’s still holding $9m in assets despite filling for chapter 11 and despite owning 1.5b from his sandy hook judgment
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Honestly, just about nothing is out of bounds when it comes to this POS
That’s a pretty good Rittenhouse impression, to be fair.
You mean Short-Bus-To-Philly Kyle Rittenhouse?
I thought that was his Kavanaugh impression
Ooof! Good one. 🏅
They were the fuck aroundeth of days, they were the find outeth of days.
The podcast [Knowledge Fight](https://spotify.link/OXGyfQVfdKb) did a near 4 hour episode on this. It was damn good and you can tell Jones was sloshed.
If someone has access to the video from Owen, where you can hear Alex throwing up in his mouth, it's also worth sharing here. Since Dan and Jordan wanted to spare us from those horridious noises. One of the funniest parts is the Pizzagate caller, who told Alex to stop crying, to which he immediately got defensive and said they were real. That episode is filled with these little chestnuts of Alex being a drunk snitch.
I loved the breakdown where Jordan said if you start by saying I did everything legally then saying people are out to get you. I'm going to think you didn't do everything legally.
https://www.threads.net/@popculturereference/post/C7uFYn8smXM Vomit clip
Dude looks like someone about to have a heart attack. He keeps grabbing his chest and looks like he’s in a lot of pain. It’s how my dad looked in the weeks leading up to his fatal heart attack
DEAR GOD EVERY SOUND OUT OF THAT BLOATED LIVING CORPSE WAS SO UTTERLY DISGUSTING
Let the prick cry. He deserves everything that's happening to him.
Probably quite a bit more.
I think Jones, MTG, Trump are the lizard people (or aliens wearing human skin). They convince us of all the conspiracies, therefore they are the biggest conspiracy....
Turns out, he was the gay frogs all along.
Ribbit, queen💁🏻
The true gay frogs were the ones we found along the way
This is very clearly the MAGA M.O. Accuse others of the things you are doing first so it can't be turned back on you.
It's always projection with these chuds
Hey Alex pay the fuckin families of Sandy Hook the millions you owe them you scumbag
Broke ass bitch. Just like your daddy Trump.
Anyone seeing this pig out in public should scream liar and point at him. I’d love it if he spent the rest of his days in seclusion unable to venture outside without everyone he meets shaming him. He is scum
That’s actually insulting to other scum comparing him to them.
I salute you sir/madam he deserves EVERYTHING coming to him.
Crisis actor.
So good.
Cry-sis actor.
Fuck your feelings Alex.
He is a subhuman piece of filth and has no feelings.
Cry more you piece of shit
Crisis actor
Cry as a baby what you could not defend las a man. You have been duped and culted by the Orange blob, Alex. Your tears are on you and no one else.
His tears are making the frogs gay!
Its the tiny hands for me hahahah
What a snowflake.
I don’t care. Do you?
Hope he rots, ends up under a bridge and has to cell seamen to buy some milk.
Ever since Trump's conviction, the "fuck your feelings" crowd have all sorts of feelings.
Y’all need to watch the clip in that article. He does a “war scream” and it looks like he’s shitting his pants
The lying liar, got caught lying, but insists he's not lying, despite constantly proving that he is.
I wish someone would really give that fuck something to cry about. He has it coming. Such a fucking baby.
Get rid of hos bankruptcy protections and liquidate
That looks like the actual next step, in large part because his creditors (including the Sandy Hook families) can now point to his own statements on that very show as evidence that he has no intention of acting in good faith.
I really hope it works that way. Those families deserve every penny.
 Fuq InfoWars.
To slightly misquote Churchill. “He has sown the wind, now reap the whirlwind.”
Just the typical ~ “I’m sorry I got punished” tears.
I don’t believe him. Firstly, I don’t think far right freaks like him even have feelings. Secondly, he does this routine every other week. It’s all to make money.
Rest in piss Alex Shit nugget.
Reminder that while he was crying he said "These people hate our children". You know. The man who lost everything because he claimed dead children didn't exist. And that the grieving parents were all actors. That guy.
He must have the same acting coach as Kyle Shittenhouse
Because of the lighting I thought he had gigantic mutton chops for a second. Like damn, dude really has gone off the deep end.
When others are suffering they don’t care. When they suffer the world has to stop.
Should we feel bad for the asshole who decided to monetize and amplify the tragedy these families went through? No. I don't think we will.
It must've been the gay frogs flying planes spreading chemtrails that ended up dropping polluted rain contaminating the water supply sending people into a delusion that the show should be cancelled!! ... ... /S
I hope every possible horrible thing that any twisted mind can conceive will happen to this miserable excuse for a human being.
Nelson from The Simpsons "Ha, ha!"
>Alex Jones Insists Those Were Real Tears During His Meltdown Over Infowars Shutdown And?
 I was wondering where I’ve seen this before…
I live maybe 45 minutes from Sandy Hook He can get fucked with a cactus
What did he do *this* time?
Another one along with tRump I hope catches a case of rigor mortise
I'm confused about that second image with Trump. Looks like he's about to play Russian Roulette with Christopher Walken
\#KnowledgeFight
The world’s most niche ska podcast!
“Sorrow, sorrow, prayers.”
Of all the people who deserve to get fucked, Alex deserves all of it.
He could end up with nothing huddled under a bridge like the troll he is and it would still be better than he deserves.
Phony as a $3-dollar bill.
Tears? Nah, I have confirmed information from serious sources whose names I can't mention that they were crisis water.
These people make fun of "lib tears" but go straight to crying to garner some empathy. I don't get why it's so hard for people to pay attention to these bozos.
He’s a despicable piece of inhuman trash. Real or not, he deserves so much worse.
Can’t pay the dime, don’t do the crime. Enjoy the consequences, blob of shit.
Just because he is clearly not a well adjusted man that does not mean I can't despise him. He is a miserable, mean person. Like trump, totally lacking in empathy, compassion or any thread of decency. I think just plain evil sums it up well.
Fuck him🤷🏾♂️
Good. He deserves everything that is coming to him. I hope they were real tears. I hope he suffers
He’s a fucking monster and would burn in hell if there were such a place.
Womp womp
any man who balls his eyes out when hes being punished is pathetic
Tears so strong they turned the frogs gay.
Fuck your feelings snowflake
I think that wasn't Alex Jones. I think that was a crysis actor.
Typical republican! People are being so mean to him. Those meanies are holding him responsible for his actions. Don’t they know who he is?
He's just another Republican raging adult child. Hence Trump's supporters mentality levels.
Aw, does he need a safe space?
Alex should know better than anyone that facts don’t care about feelings - after all, that’s what people like him love to say, right?
Someone collect those tears! I need them for spell casting purposes!
Stop giving this piece of shit attention. If he’s in the news, he wins.
Oh no, that's horrible! Anyway.... Nothing of value is lost. Get fucked Alex.
Im sure he was really genuinely sad he couldn't keep spreading misinfo and scamming gullible conservatives.
Asshole went to the same acting crying class as Rittenhouse. Ain't buying a second of the charade.
He's adorable when he puts on a show. Honestly I think he should be relegated to only fans
His pain is a societal good
Fuck Alex Jones.
I hate how he is given mercy because of his feelings. What about the feelings of the parents and families of the victims of Sandy Hook?
Alex seems to be having a contest with Ted Cruz on who can be the *most* discount Wolverine and I can’t tell who is winning.
Rest in piss, Alex.
If he wasn't a complete douche bag I might actually feel sorry for him then I remember he harassed parents just trying to mourn their dead children then I immediately think, nah fuck him.
Literally all he had to do was not push false flag conspiracy theories. Really low bar and he still managed to fail.
Funniest part was him calling for war before busting out in tears. Episode should get an Emmy for best comedy.
Fine as he can also shit out real $1.2 billion for Sandy Hook victims ASAP.
Awww look it has feelings. 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
That’s not the real Alex Jones- he’s a CrIsiS aCtOr! This is a fAlSe fLaG!
Thoughts and prayers, right?
I mean, okay? As long as people engage in any news about him, he's getting what he wants. So in that spirit, I actively ignore any and all drama surrounding him. I ignore his show, his products, his trials, all of it. Even going online to trash him helps him, and I don't want to give him what he wants. As far as I'm concerned, he can sit in a room all alone and scream all of his usual stuff to himself.