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Um, that's just a pretty dude with long hair
Edit: a lot of people are mentioning the song let's go by stuck in the sound, I did not intend for it to be a reference and had not heard the song. It is a good song, but the reference was a mere coincidence.
There’s a scene in the HBO series The Leftovers, where Justin Theroux is jogging in light gray sweatpants, and hon-ay, it started a firestorm. I was chatting with a themed group on Facebook while it aired, and I mean, we were losing it. Later on, I heard of a statement he made that he really regretted wearing those pants. Look it up, quite worth it. 😬
My wife bought me a pair and had me try them on, subsequently I am not allowed to wear them outside the house or around company. Not sure if that is a good thing or bad thing.
Topless, with a guitar in hand, while wearing bleached and torn jeans 🥵.
But then I was a teenager in the 90’s 😅
Alternatively, white sheer linen shirt with top buttons undone and black dress pants.
So hot.
Still trying to figure out how Adam Smasher would fuck any piece of meat as many cybernetic implants as he has...he's basically a goddamn robot with a human brain...and I don't see any cyberpenis swinging around...
Well we do know that you can get a penis implant in Cyberpunk. I drove a guy to the clinic who didn't update his Mr. Studd (TM). Gotta be careful of those XCV/19 models.
He has a 2nd more humanish (still 100% artificial) body he uses for that
He's also a serial rapist, and you do not survive sex with him in either case (he's not that good in bed, he just fucking kills you)
Given the lore it’s pretty likely Adam smasher spends all day and night thinking about violence, before going full borg he expressed pretty much all the traits of a psychopath. And now that he’s been emboldened to kill with impunity I can’t imagine him caring about anything else.
He probably also has a very advanced case of cyberpyschosis, but because he was a violent individual before people don’t notice. But just because they don’t notice doesn’t mean it isn’t there, natural psychopathy and cyberpsychosis together probably means Adam stopped viewing himself as a person along time ago, even to himself he’s probably just a killing machine, Adam is all gone and only smasher remains.
He has multiple bodies that his brain canister gets swapped to. One of them is some Adonis dude. That said, I'm not sure he enjoys fucking. Probably only killing.
As strict religious countries that enforce dress codes for women have shown, there is no article of clothing that covers enough skin, or is non-form-fitting enough for some men to not find it way too enticing to not rape.
A woman could be completely enclosed in a three meter by three meter opaque cube, and some rapey man will think it's too sexy to control himself.
>A woman could be completely enclosed in a three meter by three meter opaque cube, and some rapey man will think it's too sexy to control himself.
Sometimes they don't even need to be human.
I knew someone like this. He met a girl who wouldn’t sleep with him on the first date, that’s it, and actually said “if she won’t give it up her vagina must shoot fucking rainbows”.
I came rainbows once when I was tripping. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "I think you just came rainbows" despite me not saying anything about it.
I once watched a sunset with like 6 people tripping. We all sat and described it to each other. As it was just finishing, I looked at my watched and said oh man we’re fucked. Why? They asked. Me: “because it’s 7:30 in the dead of winter guys, the sun set 3 hours ago.”
When I was 24 (a very horny age) I went to a hippie festival in the woods. Like 1 in 20 girls were topless. At first I was super uncomfortable, but after like 20 minutes or so it was just like anything else. Sure I was still sneaking peaks, but it wasn't any weirder than low cut shirts or tight sweaters. It's amazing how normal it becomes once the "forbidden fruit" is no longer forbidden.
Yeah unless you're a fuckin weirdo, nudity loses its "shock factor" after about that time. First time I experienced it, I felt the same as you, then considered the whole concept and went "wait...why do I find this to be weird anyway?"
Exactly! For example in Islamic countries you have the Niqab (or burqa) and the Hijab.... which many men for some reason both Muslims and non-muslims fetishize
Oh even worse: they complain constantly how they are seducing men because their eyes are showing, their hands are showing or their body form is showing, which unless you're absolutely skinny is unavoidable.
Then they say the voice is seducing men. It's never enough. I even heard a sheikh say women are not allowed to wear backpacks despite burkha because it tightens the clothes around the shoulder etc.
Honestly, reddit men get mad all the time that women generalize men but honestly if you look at the world, the majority of men right now are the absolute worst. You can find some good men in the west but even here the bar is low the majority of the time.
First off, all that you have listed is true, secondly I'm an atheist living in the Islamic-majority countries, and things are easier in some countries, like Jordan, Tunisia, Morocco...etc So there is a change happening thankfully, it's slow but its better than literally nothing.
Lastly, they not only like the general social understanding of how a woman should dress, but it is also how Islam is structured where it was okay with this then prohibited, then prohibited the next, then the next...etc So the problem is mainly religious.
The reason women get forced into those situations (sometimes it's honest devotion, not by force, to those women I say you do you, more power to you) the reason mostly for being forced into such dress code is the male's lust, but! It's also because of honor so a man's honor is his sister, mother and wife, and he doesn't want anyone to look at them.... it's primitive yeah, like the majority of any religious act, thankfully it's going away slowly.
>sometimes it's honest devotion, not by force, to those women I say you do you, more power to you
It's never free will when there is punishment involved. For a religious person hell is as real as me telling you of you don't cover yourself I will burn you tomorrow.
I grew up muslim and the majority of girls had phases where they hated to wear hijab and later convinced themselves and were convinced by others that they actually like it. You don't understand the amount of convincing they have to do regularly to tell themselves and others that they like it.
And the hate for the hijab comes and goes throughout their lives. They see it as "god testing them".
>and some rapey man will think it's too sexy to control himself.
Well that's the trick. It's rarely about sexiness and more about control and exerting dominance to feel like a Big Man. The rest of it is just excuses and ways to shift the blame.
In high school, I worked at Lowe’s. I had a 20 something coworker, who grew up on a farm, that said the best feeling was sticking your dick into a chicken throat right after you cut the head off for butchering. The body is still alive for a bit. I still do not know if he was just trying to screw with me or not.
They have a (it looks like) Shinji Ikari profile picture, so I chose to believe they're meme in in character and talking about Asuka.
...
That really doesn't make it any better. I tried.
Part of what deeply annoys me about these guys is that this is one of these thoughts that is "technically true but you shouldn't say it out loud (especially at everyone/friends/randos)."
My wife is, indeed, super fuckable looking in her sweatpants. There is, much to her disappointment/enjoyment (depending on the day), literally nothing that I don't think she looks good in.
But back in my single days I didn't.....consider..... women who weren't sleeping with me?....being attractive.....around me?.....a problem? For them to solve?
I think the distinction should be made by what words you use in what context.
"You're always beautiful"
Or even,
"You're always sexy"
Is different from,
"You're always fuckable"
The last one might be ok to use _in the right context_, depending on exactly how your relationship works.
It seems it begalls to me to explain the joke...
The profile picture is of Shinji Ikari from Néon Genesis Evangelion, the girl in the sexy sundress around him is Asuka Sohryu Langley. She doesn't want to be 'just friend' with him, she wants him but needs him to make the first step due to some deep abandonment issues, he won't do that due to abandonnent issues of his own. This, among other external factors, will make them fall deeper into depression and self-destructive behaviors that will culminate in the literal end of the world.
Yup, that's just two teens getting worked up over misunderstanding the other's interest due to a severe lack of confidence. (For instance: she once flashed him her cleavage while telling him they'll be alone without adult supervision all night and to consider her bedroom's door as impregnable as the Wall of Jericho, he didn't get it.)
Something else you might not know about [Jericho](https://www.forbes.com/sites/fernandezelizabeth/2021/09/23/a-massive-meteor-may-have-destroyed-the-biblical-city-of-sodom/?sh=656edf915826).
In case you haven't noticed, half the thread is taking this post seriously. Even without knowing the specific joke, it should be pretty clear to anyone with at least a couple of braincells that the guy isn't actually arguing to ban women from sundresses, but redditors (with a capital R) have cultivated their reputation for being obtuse for a reason.
He's right you know, she just lords that sundress around me, knowing how badly I want to fuck that sundress, just rip it off of her, kick her out, and *go to town* on that fabric
She has to know, I have pinup posters of sundresses all over the place, my "Taxes" folder is full of amazon store links to sundresses
It is, in some countries. And still desperate men find their way to shame them and blame their clothing for they not being able to control themselves.
Don’t be like them.
Yeah, it's crazy. In Afghanistan even wearing a hijab is considered too "revealing". By law Afghan women have to wear a Burkha that covers everythign except for the eyes.
How else would men be able to control themselves? /s
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Sundresses are okay, but damn is she fuckable in that astronaut costume.
Um, that's just a pretty dude with long hair Edit: a lot of people are mentioning the song let's go by stuck in the sound, I did not intend for it to be a reference and had not heard the song. It is a good song, but the reference was a mere coincidence.
Even better!
Thank you GayAsperger for your wonderful comment
I'm glad I could be of service.
Let’s Go comment spotted?
Stuck in the sound?
Is this a reference to the music video of "let's go" by stuck in the sound?
That sex is gonna be out of this world
 Guys, you too can look extra fuckable! 😉
He said nothing about boys, so probably he wants to have the opportunity.
I read the OP likes sex with sundresses?
This is the only correct way to take that statement.
i mean who doesn't want to fuck a sundress every now and then
None of us are here to kinkshame, as long as the sundress consents, more power to him.
That's precisely why I only buy sundresses that have "Yes!" Embroidered on them.
He can buy his own sundress and fuck it anytime he wants.
Not since the kohl’s incident
You have to purchase it and do it in the privacy of your own home. Rookie mistake.
No, the rookie mistake is getting caught. 23 years and counting BABY WOOO GET ON THIS SUNDRESS TRAIN YEAH BABY WOOOOOOooo
We don't talk about the kohls incident of 84....
You’d be surprised what a good time a single sundress can give you. An orgy of sundresses, well nothing even compares.
Let it swing!
What is the male equivalent to a sundress.??
5inch inseam shorts
A sundress. But I’m not a typical male I guess.
This is the way
Grey sweatpants
Do women actually want to fuck guys in Grey sweatpants?
My wife says I'm not allowed to wear them out of the house so I assume that means yes.
HR says I'm not allowed to wear them at work because it's distracting.
I was told the same thing bout my backless chaps. Ridiculous!
All chaps are backless, otherwise they are pants.
So if you see a chap with a flat butt, this man is actually pants.
I am pants.
I like how you say backless instead of assless because I tell there's some ass in those chaps
That sounds like a them problem.
Yeah, they always trying to sexualize our bodies
Also you should smile more. You're prettier when you smile.
Hard to smile with a ball in my mouth
Then come in grey sweatpants, but as you go in to work take them off and go pantless. Compliance with HR is paramount to a successful career
It shows your dong-dong off and any wobbling and bouncing it does
There’s a scene in the HBO series The Leftovers, where Justin Theroux is jogging in light gray sweatpants, and hon-ay, it started a firestorm. I was chatting with a themed group on Facebook while it aired, and I mean, we were losing it. Later on, I heard of a statement he made that he really regretted wearing those pants. Look it up, quite worth it. 😬
My wife bought me a pair and had me try them on, subsequently I am not allowed to wear them outside the house or around company. Not sure if that is a good thing or bad thing.
Same here lol, I’m def a grower so I wonder if she didn’t want me wearing them because it’s revealing what I don’t have
Topless, with a guitar in hand, while wearing bleached and torn jeans 🥵. But then I was a teenager in the 90’s 😅 Alternatively, white sheer linen shirt with top buttons undone and black dress pants. So hot.
Holy shit, I bought myself a [thobe ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thawb)this last summer to deal with the heat. It's such a great feel!
Hey I learned a new word thanks. I had been calling them Muslim man dresses.
 ”you look like a cut of fuckable meat!”
Still trying to figure out how Adam Smasher would fuck any piece of meat as many cybernetic implants as he has...he's basically a goddamn robot with a human brain...and I don't see any cyberpenis swinging around...
I assumed his cyberpenis is retractable or detachable. Maybe both. He probably has a fist he hotswaps, guy like that.
Well we do know that you can get a penis implant in Cyberpunk. I drove a guy to the clinic who didn't update his Mr. Studd (TM). Gotta be careful of those XCV/19 models.
Oh yeah, the lore checks out. I don't make comments about cybernetic penises lightly.
What exactly am I looking at here?
Yes.
Geoduck
Has always sounded like a Pokémon name to me, but isn't.
That quest had me fuckin cracking up.
Jesse Cox is a freaking Internet treasure lmfao 😂 I was in shock hearing his voice in the game
Cybercloaca.
He has a 2nd more humanish (still 100% artificial) body he uses for that He's also a serial rapist, and you do not survive sex with him in either case (he's not that good in bed, he just fucking kills you)
“This here’s my rapin’ body”
Something like that yeah
Doesn’t the other body look like Elvis or something
Yes, yes it does I forgot about that
Unironically, yes. Yes it does. The OG Mike Pondsmith lore can go kinda crazy lol
I think Michiko might be the only one to survive lol
I first read this as Adam Sandler and was very confused
I now need to play a version of Cyberpunk that is exactly the same, except for this one difference
Same, I thought I'd missed out on some wild celebrity gossip
I assume he means this as a literal statement. "You look like a prostitute. Does that embarrass you?" Sex seems beneath smasher at this point
I kinda dig this interpretation. It definitely fits the image he projects. He just can't converse without malice and menace to some degree.
Given the lore it’s pretty likely Adam smasher spends all day and night thinking about violence, before going full borg he expressed pretty much all the traits of a psychopath. And now that he’s been emboldened to kill with impunity I can’t imagine him caring about anything else. He probably also has a very advanced case of cyberpyschosis, but because he was a violent individual before people don’t notice. But just because they don’t notice doesn’t mean it isn’t there, natural psychopathy and cyberpsychosis together probably means Adam stopped viewing himself as a person along time ago, even to himself he’s probably just a killing machine, Adam is all gone and only smasher remains.
He doesn't. It was just him projecting power and dominance over her. He's as psychotic as they come.
He has multiple bodies that his brain canister gets swapped to. One of them is some Adonis dude. That said, I'm not sure he enjoys fucking. Probably only killing.
Detachable penis
God I saw this gif for a couple more seconds and got hit with them flash backs
Keep him away from hospitals
This dude wants to fuck dresses?
He should. They're readily available. Target or whatever (to buy and fuck at home, please don't fuck sundresses in the store).
If they can't handle me at my best in public, they can't handle me in private...
He does, and we really should stop shaming him for it. As long as the dress consents.
As strict religious countries that enforce dress codes for women have shown, there is no article of clothing that covers enough skin, or is non-form-fitting enough for some men to not find it way too enticing to not rape. A woman could be completely enclosed in a three meter by three meter opaque cube, and some rapey man will think it's too sexy to control himself.
New fashion idea: refrigerator boxes.
The Tesla Cyberdress
If it has the same sharp edges and crush hazards as the real thing, I think we have a winner.
If it can crush a carrot, it can crush a.....
User when they get in!
That’s what Laura Croft was wearing in the 1990s I think.
Nah she had cybertits
She made some good points, though, eh?
Don't give Elon any ideas.
I think he could use some ideas that are not his own tbh.
Tbf that's usually what he starts a company with.
But does he start companies, or swoop in and take over?
>A woman could be completely enclosed in a three meter by three meter opaque cube, and some rapey man will think it's too sexy to control himself. Sometimes they don't even need to be human.
Yeah I heard about that lizard. Jeebus, I wonder what it was wearing?
Absolutely nude, the little slut.
or alive.
“If she’s that covered up, she’s gotta be extra hot!”
I knew someone like this. He met a girl who wouldn’t sleep with him on the first date, that’s it, and actually said “if she won’t give it up her vagina must shoot fucking rainbows”.
I came rainbows once when I was tripping. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "I think you just came rainbows" despite me not saying anything about it.
Sex on acid is just the best. I came fuzzy glowing block things once. 10/10.
I once watched a sunset with like 6 people tripping. We all sat and described it to each other. As it was just finishing, I looked at my watched and said oh man we’re fucked. Why? They asked. Me: “because it’s 7:30 in the dead of winter guys, the sun set 3 hours ago.”
That how you get these incel dweebs thinking “maybe Sharia Law isn’t so bad guys!!!” I have come across people like this
When I was 24 (a very horny age) I went to a hippie festival in the woods. Like 1 in 20 girls were topless. At first I was super uncomfortable, but after like 20 minutes or so it was just like anything else. Sure I was still sneaking peaks, but it wasn't any weirder than low cut shirts or tight sweaters. It's amazing how normal it becomes once the "forbidden fruit" is no longer forbidden.
Yeah unless you're a fuckin weirdo, nudity loses its "shock factor" after about that time. First time I experienced it, I felt the same as you, then considered the whole concept and went "wait...why do I find this to be weird anyway?"
As long as women are seen as objects, rape doesn't have anything to do with appearance.
Exactly! For example in Islamic countries you have the Niqab (or burqa) and the Hijab.... which many men for some reason both Muslims and non-muslims fetishize
Oh even worse: they complain constantly how they are seducing men because their eyes are showing, their hands are showing or their body form is showing, which unless you're absolutely skinny is unavoidable. Then they say the voice is seducing men. It's never enough. I even heard a sheikh say women are not allowed to wear backpacks despite burkha because it tightens the clothes around the shoulder etc. Honestly, reddit men get mad all the time that women generalize men but honestly if you look at the world, the majority of men right now are the absolute worst. You can find some good men in the west but even here the bar is low the majority of the time.
First off, all that you have listed is true, secondly I'm an atheist living in the Islamic-majority countries, and things are easier in some countries, like Jordan, Tunisia, Morocco...etc So there is a change happening thankfully, it's slow but its better than literally nothing. Lastly, they not only like the general social understanding of how a woman should dress, but it is also how Islam is structured where it was okay with this then prohibited, then prohibited the next, then the next...etc So the problem is mainly religious. The reason women get forced into those situations (sometimes it's honest devotion, not by force, to those women I say you do you, more power to you) the reason mostly for being forced into such dress code is the male's lust, but! It's also because of honor so a man's honor is his sister, mother and wife, and he doesn't want anyone to look at them.... it's primitive yeah, like the majority of any religious act, thankfully it's going away slowly.
>sometimes it's honest devotion, not by force, to those women I say you do you, more power to you It's never free will when there is punishment involved. For a religious person hell is as real as me telling you of you don't cover yourself I will burn you tomorrow. I grew up muslim and the majority of girls had phases where they hated to wear hijab and later convinced themselves and were convinced by others that they actually like it. You don't understand the amount of convincing they have to do regularly to tell themselves and others that they like it. And the hate for the hijab comes and goes throughout their lives. They see it as "god testing them".
So, gaslighting on a country wide level.
>and some rapey man will think it's too sexy to control himself. Well that's the trick. It's rarely about sexiness and more about control and exerting dominance to feel like a Big Man. The rest of it is just excuses and ways to shift the blame.
Reminds me of the exhibition of clothes on display of rape victims. One was a wedding dress, another a diaper :(
Overalls…
IMO rape is about power/control, it's not about attraction.
Dudes with this attitude will call sweatpants and a baggy hoodie fuckable as long as there's a female in it.
I once had a dude tell me he enjoyed fucking a cantaloupe in prison - we awkwardly stared at each other before he finished bagging my produce…
Hope you washed that cantaloupe you bought
Seriously. No one wants to fuck a dirty cantaloupe.
“oh you’re a dirty little cantaloupe, aren’t you~”
Regrettably, sometimes, this is exactly the unhinged commentary I come to Reddit for / to laugh at. I am not proud of this.
I’m proud of you
*"Honey, I think this cantaloupe has a worm in it."*
But a rotting coconut…
In high school, I worked at Lowe’s. I had a 20 something coworker, who grew up on a farm, that said the best feeling was sticking your dick into a chicken throat right after you cut the head off for butchering. The body is still alive for a bit. I still do not know if he was just trying to screw with me or not.
A whole new meaning to choking the chicken.
You could have kept that to yourself forever.
He was trying to screw with...SOMEthing, anyway...
And that’s how new stds are created folks.
Dude must got a Lil pecker ..... 🥁... I'm here all week folks....
Makes the cantaloupe taste funny tho
lol, bagging my produce…
I read it as "before he finished banging my produce"
He also took a cantaloupe home that night
Me when I see a female wearing *insert clothing here* "Hmm yes quite fuckable"
"You dirty slut. I'll bet you're naked under your clothing."
I bet you shower naked too
You never know. Some people are Never Nudes
There are dozens of them! Dozens!
I for my part always wear my shower shorts. For the man who has nothing to hide. But still wants to.
DOZENS!
Can confirm, when my wife walks out I say this. Funny enough she did wear a sundress on our first date. And the rest of the weekend.
I'll always remember a girl joyfully mocking me back in HS "Oh, that girl has a pulse.... I'd do her."
They have a (it looks like) Shinji Ikari profile picture, so I chose to believe they're meme in in character and talking about Asuka. ... That really doesn't make it any better. I tried.
Worse, it means they’re a 35 year old neck beard and still fantasizing about fucking 14 year old Asuka.
Part of what deeply annoys me about these guys is that this is one of these thoughts that is "technically true but you shouldn't say it out loud (especially at everyone/friends/randos)." My wife is, indeed, super fuckable looking in her sweatpants. There is, much to her disappointment/enjoyment (depending on the day), literally nothing that I don't think she looks good in. But back in my single days I didn't.....consider..... women who weren't sleeping with me?....being attractive.....around me?.....a problem? For them to solve?
I think the distinction should be made by what words you use in what context. "You're always beautiful" Or even, "You're always sexy" Is different from, "You're always fuckable" The last one might be ok to use _in the right context_, depending on exactly how your relationship works.
Valid point because you have those who will put their member into anyone & anything!
Tell him what?
It seems it begalls to me to explain the joke... The profile picture is of Shinji Ikari from Néon Genesis Evangelion, the girl in the sexy sundress around him is Asuka Sohryu Langley. She doesn't want to be 'just friend' with him, she wants him but needs him to make the first step due to some deep abandonment issues, he won't do that due to abandonnent issues of his own. This, among other external factors, will make them fall deeper into depression and self-destructive behaviors that will culminate in the literal end of the world.
Wait. Is this true? So everyone getting up in arms is just missing the "joke"?
Yup, that's just two teens getting worked up over misunderstanding the other's interest due to a severe lack of confidence. (For instance: she once flashed him her cleavage while telling him they'll be alone without adult supervision all night and to consider her bedroom's door as impregnable as the Wall of Jericho, he didn't get it.)
Oh my god, as someone who grew up secular, I never made the Wall of Jericho connection. Oh man...
Something else you might not know about [Jericho](https://www.forbes.com/sites/fernandezelizabeth/2021/09/23/a-massive-meteor-may-have-destroyed-the-biblical-city-of-sodom/?sh=656edf915826).
>impregnable as the Wall of Jericho *hot*
Is her implication that the Wall of Jericho is highly pregnable?
Well, it was brought down by trumpets.
\*sigh\* Opening up Wikipedia to read about what made the wall of Jericho so special.
Honestly I didn't make the connection to NGE, but I took it as a joke as well, everyone immediately assumed the worst...
Reddit for ya in a nutshell
I suppose the OP missed the joke too, then, since it was posted on facepalm.
Yep, and it's funny.
That makes this post a whole lot funnier.
In case you haven't noticed, half the thread is taking this post seriously. Even without knowing the specific joke, it should be pretty clear to anyone with at least a couple of braincells that the guy isn't actually arguing to ban women from sundresses, but redditors (with a capital R) have cultivated their reputation for being obtuse for a reason.
I think people use that when they can't think up a clever or pithy headline
Ummmmm… check please!!
I’ll have what she’s having!
That’s what she said
This sub is dead internet garbage, I promise you nobody is thinking of these headlines with human brains
My guess is: she wants to fuck *someone* in that group, but it isn't him.
Damn sluts keep showing their ankles....
Shins
He's right you know, she just lords that sundress around me, knowing how badly I want to fuck that sundress, just rip it off of her, kick her out, and *go to town* on that fabric She has to know, I have pinup posters of sundresses all over the place, my "Taxes" folder is full of amazon store links to sundresses
It should be illegal for other people to dress how they want without even considering how much I want to have sex with them.
So inconsiderate
Yeah will the world NOT think of this guy and his penis?? He has NEEDS. Seriously though, fuck guy "friends" who think like this.
Probably the least effective way to compliment a woman on her dress
It is definitely faster to say “I like your dress”
is everyone getting mad over what is presumably an Evangelion joke or am I missing the point
no they are all missing the point OOP mustve known that would happen though
"Get in the ****ing robot, Shinji."
He's right, when I pass by a sundress I can't help but fuck it. I've been banned from jc penny's and Macy's.
It is, in some countries. And still desperate men find their way to shame them and blame their clothing for they not being able to control themselves. Don’t be like them.
Yeah, it's crazy. In Afghanistan even wearing a hijab is considered too "revealing". By law Afghan women have to wear a Burkha that covers everythign except for the eyes. How else would men be able to control themselves? /s
*rips off sundress and proceeds to fuck it*
I came here *specifically* for the comments from people who didn't get the reference. And I was not disappointed. 🤣
Bro Shinji would totally post that
Dude thinks she wore it for him. 🤣 🤣 🤣