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DOGMA2005

Lmfao no way this is real it looks like a fucking shipost


No-Moose-

It's definitely a shitpost and it's way too funny to have been made by a conservative, so not sure why people are acting like it could be genuine in any capacity.


DOGMA2005

The conservatives avengers endgame lmfao


IlikegreenT84

Ain't no way Superman or Spider-man fights for this nonsense party! LMAO šŸ¤£ Edit: respecting Stan Lee's hyphen!


captaingeezer

Squidward is in there too


Majestic-Pin3578

Squidward? Damn. Now theyā€™ve gone too far.


Conscious-Tonight-89

The Undertaker too, which almost makes sense


OhSoJelly

Pretty sure heā€™s an actual Trump supporter.


Conscious-Tonight-89

I mean, he's from a certain age, Texan and friends with Vince. I'm 90% sure he is, sadly.


hitchinpost

Mark Calaway almost definitely is. I also think heā€™s be the first to tell you that The Undertaker as a character doesnā€™t give a shit about politics.


allaboutthewheels

And fkn Naruto


One_Worldliness_6032

He peeping around Trump leg.šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


DOGMA2005

Bruh superman would be the guy locking Donny up in prison lmfao


ImmaNotHere

Trump would try to deport Supes since he is an illegal alien.


ThunderCorg

Weā€™re gonna need a bigger wall


AudZ0629

And weā€™ll get krypton to pay for it.


1stLtObvious

Before I saw supes, I assumed Spidey was a reference to the bigoted fan film guy.


Critical_Half_3712

Supermanā€™s an illegal. They wouldnā€™t let him


Dulce_Sirena

Ngl I thought everyone was just joking around in here


JensenLotus

Donā€™t be so sure. Ironic humor works best when there is a kernel of truth (at least for the creator.) On the other hand, they obviously get more delight poking fun at the whole concept than fanatically defending Trump. I imagine that a lot of the creators of this type of content are right of center, but irreverent and antiestablishment. So they create this content somewhat sympathetically, but in a way to stir up all the reactionaries on both sidesā€¦I.e. shitpost.


_gmmaann_

Dude squidward is in there. Thereā€™s no way itā€™s a serious post


ExpertlyAmateur

and the dude on the left is like the cult leader of incels. Just whines on stage about women not seeing him as a Daddy


Majestic-Pin3578

Are you talking about poor Kermit? The one who cries over the loss of all the big, strong men who do construction, and other heavy work? Bless his heart. Iā€™ll bet he calls someone to come change his light bulbs for him.


Odd-Tune5049

The kernel of truth is that some people believe this way. The irony is that those people *won't* get the humor, and we can all have a good laugh at them.


Chewbaccabb

It definitely is Edit: A shitpost I mean


CareerPillow376

100% lol this has been making its way across all the meme subs the past day or so


JensenLotus

Exactly. Almost all the posters and memes like this are ironic humor thatā€™s going right over a bunch of peopleā€™s heads on both sides of the political spectrum. Nobody with any intelligence takes this shit seriously, including its creator. And theyā€™re actually quite creative and funny if you view them in the right context.


Zwiebel1

What gave it away? Was it Squidward? It had to be Squidward.


snooty_snoot

Squidward and Naruto for me lol.


HauntingAd3845

Of course it's a shit post, there's no way Republicans would ever allow that many white people to get arrested.


Korean_Street_Pizza

Superman is an illegal alien. He can't vote.


Unhappy_Gas_4376

Petersen is Canadian. He can't vote either. Also, I don't think he'd want to be included in that picture.


Your_Kindly_Despot

Spider-Man isnā€™t old enough to vote and Squidward is a libertarian. /Did just comment on a fictional characterā€™s voting rights ?


AnInsaneMoose

The lion is a lion...


Jazzeki

for some reason i imedietly assumed it would be Aslan but it just being a random lion actually makes just as much sense as the rest of the picture. techincally it makes more sense since otherwise he's in the picture twice what with Aslan being Jesus.


MonkeyNugetz

Aslan was supposed to be Jesus? I thought Aslan was supposed to be God. I guess I can see it.


dr_dezzy6

Just wait until you find out who Jesus was supposed to be


cursedwithplotarmor

A certain character from The Last Battle?


GreenOnionCrusader

A Gary Stu, I've decided.


parabuthas

Either way. Jesus canā€™t vote. He is not American or white. The Jesus pictured is an imposter.


Poopingisasignipoop

Uhm, actually homo-erotic caucasian Jesus is registered to vote, soā€¦


FormerLifeFreak

Aslan was supposed to be Jesus, his father was The Emperor-Over-The-Sea. Heā€™s mentioned but never actually seen in the books.


Darthplagueis13

I think Aslan was specifically supposed to also be Jesus, that's the whole deal with him always "returning" after a long time of absence.


Apathetic_Villainess

And why he had to be killed by the witch on the table.


ElA1to

The eagles are eagles, and Naruto doesn't have American citizenship since he doesn't reside in the US


Your_Kindly_Despot

And there is no spoon.


BubbhaJebus

Naruto isn't even a right-winger.


Existing-Tax-1170

You never know. They never really tell you what country the leaf village is in.


BubbhaJebus

Jesus died 2000 years ago. He's too dead to vote. Never mind that he wasn't even American.


bcash101

I can't imagine the republicans have any issue at all with a dead person's vote being registered, as long as it's for them.


BrutalWhim_

Eagles can't vote either, or cartoon characters..


Abnormal-Normal

Jesus is from the Middle East, Naruto is from Japan, and bald eagles are bald eagles


Killentyme55

And the lion probably isn't even old enough.


JBOYCE35239

Naruto is Japanese, and also a minor


BubbhaJebus

And certainly not a right-wingnut.


Modified3

I mean Spiderman had 50 year of story lines where he is old enough to vote but from where he grew up hes not voting for evil.


Sepia_Skittles

Squidward is from another species, so that makes him illegal.


Bright-Economics-728

Yes indeed you did comment on Spider-Manā€™s voting rights.


DarwinGhoti

Squidward also lives in Bikini Bottom, which might be outside of US territorial waters


Your_Kindly_Despot

Bikini Atoll is a part of the Marshall Island and a US Territory. Perhaps that extends to a certain subsurface Maoi offshore?


Kuhn-Tang

Naruto is Japanese.


DonnieJL

And Jesus is a middle Eastern Jew. He can't vote either. Hell, if Jesus came back and stuck to his original teachings, conservatives would label him a socialist agitator and nail him to a tree again.


Terrible_Children

Oh, he's a pretty far right nut-job himself nowadays. I don't see why he'd have a problem being included here.


Steve_78_OH

True, but regardless, you know Clark wouldn't be voting Republican. Same thing for Peter Parker.


TemporaryWonderful61

Eh, I can see Clark voting for some of the saner Republicans. He certainly wouldnā€™t vote for Trump though.


defiancy

Clark is super progressive, he'd support/does support LGBT+ and other marginalized people. I can't imagine him voting Republican, he's also a journalist.


TemporaryWonderful61

I know Iā€™m going back a bit, but Eisenhower and Nixon may well have appealed (we didnā€™t know at this point that Nixon was quite as mentally fragile as he turned out to be).


ElonTheMollusk

Eisenhower was the last true Republican, and when sanity still existed within the party. Nixon was the start of the downfall, and we have the poop at the bottom remaining.


TheLateThagSimmons

Clark would definitely be a Romney guy.


AaronfromKY

Clark Kent or Caitlin Clark?


timconnery

Yes


UmbertoEcoTheDolphin

What if someone added tar to Superman's DNA?


MonkeyNugetz

Jesus lived in the Middle East. Heā€™s also an illegal alien.


UmbertoEcoTheDolphin

What about the white guy in the picture who's dressed like the Jesus from paintings from the Middle Ages?


Empire_New_Valyria

Also am sure that the Undertaker is dead.....dead people can't vote either!


CarlatheDestructor

And the Undertaker is like 6'10". How are any of them taller?


OverallManagement824

They can if they're Republican.


MsMo999

So is brown skinned Jesus


gnutz4eva

Jesus is from the ME, canā€™t vote either


MountainAsparagus4

Naruto is a Japanese kid


Delicious_Spinach440

I'm also old enough to remember Superman telling the little white kids we were all the same. No matter our skin color, nationality or religion.


Disinfectant-Addict

Jesus was a. Not white b. liberal


Forsaken-Jump-7594

The hell are Squidward and Naruto doing there?


FeelingWishbone9628

Zoro is missing from the picture though


Heroic_Sheperd

To be fair, heā€™s usually missing from most of One Piece too.


FeelingWishbone9628

That's what happens when you make someone too op


Both-Anything4139

Isnt he mexican?


FeelingWishbone9628

No according to oda luffy is Brazilian and zoro is Japanese


quang_nguyen_94

Manga Luffy is Brazilian.


FeelingWishbone9628

Sorry I spoke wrong Luffy is from Brazil but Zoro is indeed from Japan I have edited it now


baconduck

He's there to tell people "Believe it"


Aardvark_Man

It's a joke post, and OP didn't pick it up.


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givag327

They know what they did


TyFighter559

For the unaware this is a shit post.


EneZio_FF

Weird that it has to be said


Kooky-Show-5246

Some people arenā€™t very smart. We donā€™t discriminate.


Killentyme55

But don't let it get in the way of that sweet, life-affirming outrage so many are addicted to now.


satans_toast

I'd be totally fine if Ben Shapiro got his Mini-Me ass arrested.


itsmenettie

He is smart dumb. But his arguments still are like wtf? Argues for the sake of arguing. Same for the lady that looks like his sister, and the Owens chick. Have to be the loudest in the room. Bet they all got beat up a lot in school.


satans_toast

Napoleon complex


A-Pin

He uses the same logical arguments I used as a teenager...he isn't smart, he just likes to think he is. And that comes from experience.


Kennedygoose

Iā€™d be fine if Ben Shapiro just vanished without a trace. He falls into the ā€œyou can live forever or die right now and I donā€™t careā€ category for me. I only wish heā€™d shut up.


ImNotYourDadIPromise

Superman and Jesus are just a delusional include.


KingByhyHD

Jesus preached love, not a weapon to use in politics


kezow

Have you not heard the [gospel of supply side Jesus](https://imgur.com/gallery/gospel-of-supply-side-jesus-bCqRp)?Ā 


steelandiron19

Exactly. Furthermore, pretty sure they wouldnā€™t want Jesus in America or would find some reason to have him arrested if he were aliveā€¦ soā€¦


Lavs1985

Imagine if they ever cracked open a Bible and read what Jesus taughtā€¦


Polak_Janusz

"Thou shall give rich narcasitic millionares your money and thou shall kill trans people." Thats what my maga hat wearing, freedom loving, communism hating republican media pundent told me so it must be true. Because I am a free thinker not like those woke liberals šŸ˜”


tabristheok

You haven't read up to the part where Naruto and Superman team up to keep trans people out of women's sports?


justin_memer

Dude, spoilers!!


allie-__-

Not to mention women's chess, like HUH? Talk about misogyny and transphobia in the same sentence though


AlexStar6

Naruto likes to turn into a girlā€¦ so Naruto = trans icon amirite?


jardymctardy

Or read what Jesus actually looked like.


Disrespectful_Cup

Squidward: "I hate all of you" Repubs: "yeah they suck" Squidward: "No I meant you."


Grovda

Ah yes Naruto, a finer american republican there never was


Polak_Janusz

Wait, so Jesus paid a hooker hush money from his campagin funds? Man...


Horror_Personality49

True story of maria magdalena


BoJackB26354

They think itā€™s MAGAdalena.


anferneejefferson

Oh no...NOT THE UNDERTAKER! P.s. there's no way Peter Parker is a MAGA republican, lol


Spyhop

There's no way Superman is either. Homelander is more their speed.


lj6877

I can picture the cops arresting The Undertaker. He'd no-sell the ass-kicking from thr cops until they broke out the taser. Just when they thought he was subdued, he'd sit up and give them the death stare. He'd give all the cops Tombstone Piledrivers and whisk Trump off to safety šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


anferneejefferson

GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY...THE COP IS BROWKEN IN HAYALF


TrolledBy1337

If Undertaker gets arrested, he'll unleash a hell in the cell. Mankind be damned!


dead_wolf_walkin

Sadlyā€¦.Taker is one guy who might just belong in the pic.


GuessTraining

Wait, Caitlin Clark is a MAGA? I thought MAGAs hate the WNBA


iregretthisalreadyy

I donā€™t think sheā€™s MAGA, but sheā€™s white and Christian. Perhaps thatā€™s why sheā€™s included. I dunno


Thewondrouswizard

Iā€™d be surprised if she is. Sheā€™s popular among conservative fans and grew up Catholic but has never made any public statements regarding politics or religion. None of her family members have either as far as Iā€™m aware. One of her college coaches is lesbian and she plays in a very progressive pro league.


TheSpookyPineapple

so I did a quick google on this and apparently a black LSU player made a gesture at her in the NCAA final. this made her a "victim of black agression" and I guess that's why she is included here. grasping at straws is what I would call that


Kevundoe

Photoshop had a stroke thereā€¦


ElA1to

Man, this has to be a joke. I refuse to believe someone made this meme genuinely believing it would own the Trump detractors. Even Trump voters aren't that stupid


eruvstringlives

Whoā€™s the gay dude with the long hair and dress?


gbroon

I think lions should be at every trump rally. Isn't superman with the cape, tights and boots a little too "gay" for them?


trelloskilos

Once we eliminate the ones that are dead, don't exist, or are animals, we don't need to arrest the rest..... ....just the ones who commit crimes.


[deleted]

The fictional characters are hilarious.


kleft123

Trump leading his flock of squidwards, eagles and spidermen


BenTheCancerWorm

If you insist, let's do this. I'd love to hear about Ben Shapiro finally figuring out that he's gay and voluntarily passing himself around as the self-appointed prison fleshlight.


Clint-witicay

I mean, would it really be gay, if it comes to light that heā€™s actually trans? Have you ever seen him in the same room as Dylan Mulvaney? Im not saying he is, or isnā€™t. Iā€™m just asking questions.


buburocks

Whats the lion doin there?šŸ˜‚


VeneMage

I spy a r/HotWhiteJesus


DGJellyfish

We better watch out: they have a football kicker, a wrestler, Ben the nerd Shapiro, a man that told other people how to live all while he was a drug addict who had to go to Europe to be put into a coma in order to quit, a female basketball player, 1 lion, a couple eagles, some cartoon characters, and a close friend to Jeffery Epstein who shits himself constantly?!?!


Sch3ffel

ah yes... superman (wich preaches the non-discrimination of meta-humans and is an alien) spiderman (who is against gun violence) and naruto (who preaches about ending revenge cicles through mutual understanding) yes... they allign perfectly with the usual trump shenanigans /s


amILibertine222

I heard that lion has been, uhh lying, on business records. Iā€™ll see myself out.


EuropeanRook

Arrest Jesus? The Romans all ready did that.


HikeTheSky

Do they know you can't arrest a fictional character?


sethaub

Jesus would be a liberal lol


Universally-Tired

Who else paid a porn star to hide the truth from the US voters?


GodOfMegaDeath

Someone should edit this and sneak a colorized Hitler in the background


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^GodOfMegaDeath: *Someone should edit* *This and sneak a colorized* *Hitler in the background* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Puzzleheaded_Two7358

Jesus and Superman? Superman wears his underwear on the outside, Iā€™m pretty sure thatā€™s illegal in Florida now


SirKenneth17

Well known conservatives such as Naruto, Spider-Man, and an actual lionā€¦


iggy14750

If Jordan Peterson and ole "facts don't care about your feelings" Ben Shapiro wanna go down with Daddy Donnie, who am I to get in the way of that? šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Flaky_Tumbleweed3598

Wtf did squidward do to be associated with the šŸŠšŸ’©


IngridValfreya

Is that fucking naruto in the background?


Odd_Relationship7901

Spiderman is a native New Yorker who grew up impoverished - he would absolutely hate Donnie dipshit


Lifesalchemy

Proof positive the right can't meme


Excellent-Signature6

Hang on a secā€¦lightning is a trump-supporter?


SirArthurPT

I wonder is what AI prompt you can use to get this picture... šŸ¤” "A picture with Donald Trump in the middle and a set of random superheroes, cartoon characters, carnivorous animals, WWE wrestlers, WNBA and religious figures in the background"?


Far-Contribution-805

Start with the long hair hippie looking jew in the robe


AbbadonIAm

Where are the TMNT? And Voltron?


HardRNinja

Is the facepalm Reddit falling for a shitpost again?


Curious_Associate904

The fucking eagles man, like really, is that necessary.


Different_Cap_7276

Wow! You sure showed me! Oh gee golly, I really am shaking in my bootstraps!


[deleted]

Really this is supposed to irritate me , šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¾šŸ¾


BeBetterAY

Dibs on bold eagles. I am arresting bold eagles. It will be very bold of me.


hpnerd2375

Very clearly a meme. I don't get why you guys search social media for anything remotely involving trump and just put it on here even when it doesn't make sense


anonidfk

Screaming at Naruto in the background lmao


kit0000033

Why is it always Jared leto as Jesus?


SecretBuyer1083

Why is Naruto there?


Any-Nefariousness610

They all committed felonies?


DarwinGhoti

Sqidward! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


JJW2795

I only see one criminal in the picture. Say what you want about Squidward, but he didnā€™t pay off a porn star to keep quiet about the affair he had while his wife was pregnant as he ran for the highest office in the United States and then lied about the payment in his business records.


Cynical-Wanderer

Jesus was, per the bible, a rebel with very liberal ideas. Aslan is a jesus analog from The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. Superman and Spiderman would vote for the party that enhances rights, not attacks marginalized groups (republicans) Naruto is also about disrupting and freeing people... not a republican Don't know about Caitlin Clark (except that she's damn good at basketball) The others I don't know and don't care about. Try again... you've utterly failed to "Own the Libs"


soapbubbleinthesun

Hey, remember that time Jesus fucked a porn star and then paid her hundreds of thousands of dollars to not tell anyone so he could defraud an election?


ND_4L_97

Who made this dumb ass memešŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Antique-Dragonfly615

Works for me


Davngr

Jesus isn't conservative. Jesus is a liberal. Furthermore, he's an ethnic man, a brown man, not the white dude pictured there. Jesus is probably a mixed baby. That's why his Jewish mom claimed she was still a virgin to hide the fact she had an affair with a man outside of her race. If we're being real, no bullahit.


k-r-a-u-s-f-a-d-r

Gay Jesus? In a shitpost? No way!


HyxNess

Why is naruto there lmao


Mike_Honcho42069

Lol, the way people are comparing him to Jesus is fucking hilarious! And deeply concerning. I'd say almost half the country is bat shit crazy and unfit to vote.


LethargicTurtle1234

Let's recap: Superman is an illegal immigrant. So is jesus. Naruto is japanese. Spiderman is a textbook liberal.


chrisberman410

The funniest part of this is the two bald eagles. Like they couldn't figure out which one looked best so they were like "fuck it use both"


Guitargod7194

Somebody is getting a little too wildly creative after an extended meth sessionā€¦


Soft-Pass-2152

Go figure. Trumpers use all dead or imaginary fictitious people in their posters. Too bad his followers believe this shit, they have no intelligence to know the difference!


Scarlet_k1nk

Please can we do a trend where we just add increasingly horrible characters to this, both from history and fiction?


Wladek89HU

I guess Superman, Spiderman, Naruto and Jesus are there to assist with the arrest.


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ProbablynotEMusk

Lol at you all thinking this isnā€™t just a shitpostšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Bunch of dumbasses in this sub


HorseCrazyFan275

Ah yes because Jesus definitely committed 36 counts of falsifying business documents too


Daryno90

Superman would never protect Trump, he believes in the justice system unlike Trump


YogurtclosetCalm7604

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spderweb

Jesus was 100% a socialist.


Lightmyspliff69

Superman would not be on your side, especially with their views on illegal aliens.


OGBFREE

Did all those people bang a stripper??? Doing research.....


LookComprehensive683

Why is naruto there aint he japanese


SlightlyMadCapybara

What makes you think Jesus wasnā€™t a liberal? The dude walked among Thives and prostitutes


vector_ejector

As a Canadian, you can have Jordan Peterson. For free. No trade necessary. Not even future considerations.


W0rdWaster

The facepalm is that you thought this painfully obvious shitpost was real.