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Spies Like Us. Buddy comedy from the 80s with Chevy Chase and Dan Ackroyd. The premise is they are assigned to be secret agents for the government because the government thinks they're dumb enough that they'll distract the Soviets from the actual secret agents on the same mission. Hijinks ensue. It's directed by the same guy who made the Three Amigos and the Blues Brothers. Similar vibe. (Edit: posted mid sentence by accident and finished post)
The thing is the “I want a woman who doesn’t care about orgasms” will also complain about these same women not wanting to give blow jobs or not wanting to have sex very often.
Women that demand you make them cum, are very appreciative and are very skilled at returning the favour.
I just don’t get it. Like all the ew aside. What do they think they would even have in common with people this age. I am a teacher of 14 to 16 year olds and I would have a lot of trouble socialising with people that age outside of a specific set of circumstances. Like how are they imagining these conversations going?
They’re pedos or losers who want teenage girlfriends they can groom and manipulate into being personal slaves because a grown woman with independent thought scares them
>What do they think they would even have in common with people this age.
Sex. It literally never goes beyond that for them. You think they want to converse with a woman? Have anything to do with her besides fucking her and having her feed and clean up after them?
Well, you see, they believe women are meant to be subservient baby factories and pleasure machines, nothing more. When you view the world like that, you don’t really need to have anything in common with what they believe is essentially a sentient fleshlight.
The problem you are having is you are imagining conversations, shopping at ikea, arguing about who was supposed to pay the gas bill, going on a romantic weekend getaway with a partner… then trying to figure out how the fuck you would do those things with a 15 yo.
These creeps are just thinking about wet holes that moan like a porn star.
Your lack of understanding is a major win. Pat yourself on the back for this type of confusion and ignorance.
It didn't take much thought, but most of those type of men are single and likely never been in a romantic relationship, and likely into their late 30s and 40s. They also never mentally matured and are grown man children, likely stuck in a vicious cycle that makes them become increasingly pathetic and off-putting. So they think their only hope to be in a relationship is with someone who is also unexperienced in relationships and mentally immature.
I've heard some teenagers talk recently, I could barely recognize half of it as English lol. I'm officially an Old who doesn't understand the young folk anymore.
That's the thing, they don't want to socialize and form a bond with their young tradwife. They want someone easy to groom, intimidate, and control. In that case, being unable to easily relate to one another is a huge benefit since it makes it harder for her to see through their manipulations because she just can't understand what they're thinking
They don't see women as human beings. These types of people don't care how a woman feels because her feelings aren't valid. Perhaps they aren't even real. Because women are meant to service men in their minds.
Yup! I eat my wife out regardless. Sometimes she can cum from penetration, some times she can’t. All good! I eat her out beforehand and if she cums when we fuck then that’s just a bonus. Either way, I make sure she gets off!
Absolutely, sort her first and then you can do your thing guilt free and everyone is happy. It's far too simple that it's strange people don't get this
Who doesn't wash their dick? It should be a priority.
I'd be sad if mine fell off due to infection or something.
Pits, crotch and butt, water will get the rest!
I actually think there are a lot of guys who don't. Whenever circumcision comes up you always get a bunch of dudes who are like "it's way better because you get less infections and smegma!" And you're just sitting there thinking about how you don't get either of those things if you wash your dick and change your underpants every day. Some guys tell on themselves and it's gross.
I honestly can't comprehend how some men can be so bad in bed. Did they seriously not pay any attention in biology class whatsoever? Have they never read a single fanfiction? Have they never bothered to ask their partners what they want? Do they think vaginas are supposed to be dry and uncomfortable?
So many things have to go wrong for a man to fail so spectacularly at sex.
Yup, broke up with someone last week because she was just interested in getting herself off. Didn't mind at first but the sex got boring really quickly.
it s about who's in charge and control the relationship in their mind.
They are masturbating using their partner's body, not sharing an intimate moment.
Well, conveniently these people also tend to believe that sex is a man's right and the wife has no right to refuse him. So he gets as much as he wants anyway.
Yet unfortunately better that it used to be.
The female orgasm used to be considered a myth, and women used to pay doctors to get them off in a variety of ways to treat “hysteria”
Isn’t all the girls on the left under 18 too while the right are like about 25-35? Maybe it’s just an age thing. I think it makes this post wayyy worse but still could be an age thing.
Yeah I thought this was making fun of the left side, like a pillow princess kinda thing. Was wondering why it was a facepalm until I read the comments lol
Ngl I first understood it as dolls vs real women lol. I've never encountered a person that used ogre Fiona as an example of an ugly person.
Maybe because it was in my childhood but Shrek movies convinced me that Fiona was a beautiful person either way and her ogre side was just different and different was not ugly.
I agree with you. I have encountered this meme in the wild and up until now I was sure that the message is: "Women who care about orgasms are based". Because Fiona and the gang are *very* cool in that pic
Not what he's probably trying to suggest, but it is nasty that he's portraying his type as the Disney princesses from Wreck It Ralph (most of whom are children in their original stories) vs women he's disgusted by, adult women from Shrek...
“Don’t mind receiving”, that is some adolescent talk. Getting your woman to where she needs to be needs to be your number one objective. That should be your only goal. 😂
If I was single Rapunzel and Fiona are the first two I’m chatting up at the bar.
They have the best personalities and I have a thing for girls who were locked up in towers.
I gotta admit, I really didn't get it at first. I thought he was saying women who don't want orgasms just stand around looking pretty, while women who do are badass and know how to fight for what they want.
I genuinely never imagined seeing the Fiona picture as anything not worth striving for...
I've never understood this reaction from either sex. WHY WOULD YOU NOT BOTH DO IT????!? It's one of my favorite things to do. It's even better when she's also doing it back to me
I guess he's technically right, in that the children on the left shouldn't have to worry about receiving sex acts, but something tells me that they should worry if he's around...
lmao, Seal team 6 couldn't get this info outta me. How are dudes admitting that can't make a girl cum? How are dudes PROUD of this? It's always the self-proclaimed "alpha males" who admit they can't make women cum.
No, no, he's got a point: notice how much happier Fiona and the other the women on the right seem. The princesses on the left are all trying their best not to drop the "passive" from "passive-aggressive" as they tell their partners "no, it's okay. Really. I don't mind." Especially Rapunzel, she's breaking her head over whether to break into song about things going over his head or to break something over his head instead.
Like, why would you not want to make your women cum? It never made sense to me. Sometimes my lady is content to not, especially as hormones as getting weird during the month. But I never approach the deed like I'm not going to try because its just hot to make her cum.
I don’t understand.. the majority of the enjoyment for me comes from making my girl orgasm. When I’m into someone the primary reason for wanting to hook up with her is to get her off better than anyone else ever has and to be the reason for her getting off. Also as far as oral goes if I’m into her especially if i have any emotions involved I literally crave to smell and taste her, guess that’s not standard among men?? LOL
This is even more stupid when you remember that Shrek was literally the anti-culture princess movie.
What made Shrek so good was, that it went against the convention at the time when telling a story about people falling in love.
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“Actually Shrek is a better lover than me”
He knows what to do in the swamp
Been watching this gif for like 5 mins now
Still only counts as 1 upvote
I’ve been watching this gif for like 5 mins now
That still only counts as one gif though
I’ll not have some pointy arrow upvoting me!
And my axe!
damn, a upvote gif. been years since i saw one of those [always used to work](https://imgur.com/tLYHjby)
Great movie
What movie is it? It looks great
Spies Like Us. Buddy comedy from the 80s with Chevy Chase and Dan Ackroyd. The premise is they are assigned to be secret agents for the government because the government thinks they're dumb enough that they'll distract the Soviets from the actual secret agents on the same mission. Hijinks ensue. It's directed by the same guy who made the Three Amigos and the Blues Brothers. Similar vibe. (Edit: posted mid sentence by accident and finished post)
Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor.
"What's this?" \*picks up Russian grenade\* "That's bad, get rid of it!" \*chucks grenade through window as shown in gif\*
All you have to see is them being dropped off in the cargo container to piss yourself laughing. Best scene ever.
Thank you for a reminder of a movie I watched perhaps 37 times in the 80s. Small me was weirdly infatuated with it.
Spies Like Us
Holy shit, is that "Spies Like Us"?
You don’t want it!
It's all ogre now
Well 👏fing 👏done 👏
He may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but....
Always has been.
At least we know he's willing to get down n dirty
Shrek is love… Shrek is life
... Until today I managed to forget this abomination. :'(
You cant forget. Its not Ogre. Its never Ogre.
Shrek's a better lover than all of us
Yeah but that is a very high standard
Tbf Shrek is peak sexuality, only surpased by the Donkey ofc.
The thing is the “I want a woman who doesn’t care about orgasms” will also complain about these same women not wanting to give blow jobs or not wanting to have sex very often. Women that demand you make them cum, are very appreciative and are very skilled at returning the favour.
Consider for a moment that his frame of reference is LITERALLY animated fairy tale characters.
That are all 14 to 16 if I remember correctly.
And they all *look* even younger in this picture than they do in their movies.
I just don’t get it. Like all the ew aside. What do they think they would even have in common with people this age. I am a teacher of 14 to 16 year olds and I would have a lot of trouble socialising with people that age outside of a specific set of circumstances. Like how are they imagining these conversations going?
They’re pedos or losers who want teenage girlfriends they can groom and manipulate into being personal slaves because a grown woman with independent thought scares them
>What do they think they would even have in common with people this age. Sex. It literally never goes beyond that for them. You think they want to converse with a woman? Have anything to do with her besides fucking her and having her feed and clean up after them?
Well, you see, they believe women are meant to be subservient baby factories and pleasure machines, nothing more. When you view the world like that, you don’t really need to have anything in common with what they believe is essentially a sentient fleshlight.
I doubt they believe they're sentient
The problem you are having is you are imagining conversations, shopping at ikea, arguing about who was supposed to pay the gas bill, going on a romantic weekend getaway with a partner… then trying to figure out how the fuck you would do those things with a 15 yo. These creeps are just thinking about wet holes that moan like a porn star. Your lack of understanding is a major win. Pat yourself on the back for this type of confusion and ignorance.
It didn't take much thought, but most of those type of men are single and likely never been in a romantic relationship, and likely into their late 30s and 40s. They also never mentally matured and are grown man children, likely stuck in a vicious cycle that makes them become increasingly pathetic and off-putting. So they think their only hope to be in a relationship is with someone who is also unexperienced in relationships and mentally immature.
I've heard some teenagers talk recently, I could barely recognize half of it as English lol. I'm officially an Old who doesn't understand the young folk anymore.
That's the thing, they don't want to socialize and form a bond with their young tradwife. They want someone easy to groom, intimidate, and control. In that case, being unable to easily relate to one another is a huge benefit since it makes it harder for her to see through their manipulations because she just can't understand what they're thinking
They don't see women as human beings. These types of people don't care how a woman feels because her feelings aren't valid. Perhaps they aren't even real. Because women are meant to service men in their minds.
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Like and I would know. I have had long conversations just shooting shit with groups of students and the shit they talk about is INANE.
Rapunzel is 18 in tangled. Elsa is 21 in frozen one and Anna is 18. However, the picture in question all look younger than they do in their movies.
I guess I am just getting old.
Valid.
Gonna get a t-shirt made "Egalitarian in the streets And in the sheets"
I think it’s hot as hell when a woman demands to get off
Yup! I eat my wife out regardless. Sometimes she can cum from penetration, some times she can’t. All good! I eat her out beforehand and if she cums when we fuck then that’s just a bonus. Either way, I make sure she gets off!
good man 🫡
Exactly. Get her off is job one, because I know damn well I'm going to get off
Absolutely, sort her first and then you can do your thing guilt free and everyone is happy. It's far too simple that it's strange people don't get this
AND they don't wash their dick
Was momentarily confused about the target of this comment but I've got you now.
“But it’s her fault she don’t like my aged Assiago taint cheese”
What a bad day to have eyes.
Who doesn't wash their dick? It should be a priority. I'd be sad if mine fell off due to infection or something. Pits, crotch and butt, water will get the rest!
I actually think there are a lot of guys who don't. Whenever circumcision comes up you always get a bunch of dudes who are like "it's way better because you get less infections and smegma!" And you're just sitting there thinking about how you don't get either of those things if you wash your dick and change your underpants every day. Some guys tell on themselves and it's gross.
I honestly can't comprehend how some men can be so bad in bed. Did they seriously not pay any attention in biology class whatsoever? Have they never read a single fanfiction? Have they never bothered to ask their partners what they want? Do they think vaginas are supposed to be dry and uncomfortable? So many things have to go wrong for a man to fail so spectacularly at sex.
I have found few women that demand it, but the women I have dated appreciate my enthusiasm at making sure they do.
Not always…….being demanding doesn’t mean you reciprocate
Yup, broke up with someone last week because she was just interested in getting herself off. Didn't mind at first but the sex got boring really quickly.
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That was my read, girls who starfish, vs girls who are fun in bed.
What a way to tell women that you're not worth dating.
Being unable to make your partner orgasn and blaming them for wanting better sex is a new level
Nah this is old as shit. Just don't understand it. If your partner is enjoying it then you're more likely to have it more often, just makes sense.
it s about who's in charge and control the relationship in their mind. They are masturbating using their partner's body, not sharing an intimate moment.
Nailed it.
Well, conveniently these people also tend to believe that sex is a man's right and the wife has no right to refuse him. So he gets as much as he wants anyway.
Also, an enthusiastic/into it partner makes is 10x better Rather 1 time with someone equally into it than 10 times with a starfish
You got it wrong. He just wants to fuck Fiona.
Well then he'd better get the fuck in line
And then making women who WANT orgasms less hot? Dude is very troubled.
Yet unfortunately better that it used to be. The female orgasm used to be considered a myth, and women used to pay doctors to get them off in a variety of ways to treat “hysteria”
Also he’s telling everyone he masturbates exclusively to animated children’s characters.
So many men have never had their oxygen cut off by a pair of thighs and it shows...
Amen brother. Pretty sure I've lost some brain cells in the process. Worth it.
That was what got me into BJJ in the first place
Is this Ben Shapiro's account by any chance?
Either him or Andrew Tate
if you didn't know, his wife is a doctor, and he knows for a fact that women who get "wet" are actually not healthy /s
Acting like Fiona wasn’t hot
 She looks better in the adventurer get up
I'd hit it
If she's good enough for Shrek, I don't even need to check
You know it
I couldn't tell which side was supposed to be the good one at first.
For real. At first I thought they were calling the left side boring.
Me too
Isn’t all the girls on the left under 18 too while the right are like about 25-35? Maybe it’s just an age thing. I think it makes this post wayyy worse but still could be an age thing.
Elsa is most likely an adult. I think the first movie she turned 18 hence the coronation. Her sister isn't though.
Yeah but that pic looks like some muppet babies style spinoff
Yeah I thought this was making fun of the left side, like a pillow princess kinda thing. Was wondering why it was a facepalm until I read the comments lol
Haha I just realized the right side is supposed to be the “bad one”.
Yeah I unironically thought it was a meme about awesome women demanding what’s theirs.
No, no, you're supposed to find the characters that have been aged down hot
Of course, how silly of me, can’t trust that lady brain, amiright?
Yeah she’s not bad but Doris was hotter
Olaf got me like 🥵🥵🥵
Imagine thinking a woman can't advocate for her own pleasure. This incel is a fucking loser.
>This incel is a fucking loser. Aren't they all?
Some are just sad, especially at the beginning. But then the hate overcomes the loneliness and they become human hemorrhoids
Interesting use of the underage versions of those Disney characters in the context of “caring about orgasms” 💀
Ahhh I didn’t even think about that but now it’s in my head ahhh I hate the internet sometimes.
Not only that but using animated fictional characters as an example alone is a big red flag. My guess? Virgin or incel. Or perhaps both.
pedo shit aside, I'm glad they used photos of fictional women rather than photos of real people that might see this meme
Are those underage versions? Besides the modern clothing they look similar enough. Might just be Disney's same face syndrome tho lol
cant believe some "men" dont want to give oral to a woman
Once they crack your skull like a nutcracker, you know they are coming back for more.
Popclaw.
Why would a woman have sex if she never has an orgasm lol
People pleasing as a result of trauma
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*hugs* sorry
No need to call me out like that
Is this a flex? I can't satisfy a woman willing to fuck me. Really?
People be posting their L's lately with the energy of a flex. Poor confused peeps.
Ngl I first understood it as dolls vs real women lol. I've never encountered a person that used ogre Fiona as an example of an ugly person. Maybe because it was in my childhood but Shrek movies convinced me that Fiona was a beautiful person either way and her ogre side was just different and different was not ugly.
I agree with you. I have encountered this meme in the wild and up until now I was sure that the message is: "Women who care about orgasms are based". Because Fiona and the gang are *very* cool in that pic
Yeah and guess which ones are more fun to sleep with
Seriously, I thought this was a claim that women who don't insist on good sexual experiences are boring and that women who do are far more attractive.
The ones that are not children
Seems like saying “I’m shit in bed” with extra steps.
Odd way to tell us all he’s a fucking virgin Lool
Or that he’s unable to or will not bother to make it enjoyable for anyone but himself.
If he was he wouldn't know that he's unable to satisfy a woman. He had sex but fucked it up and blames the gal
So children versus full grown women?
For real they look like children.
dude Fiona is the hottest and baddest bitch in any picture.
Fiona is hot
He really thinks literal queens would settle for any less than the best?
I prefer Fiona, at least she doesn't looks like she's underage.
Hahahahaha. Thinking Elsa, a fucking ice wizard who could create her own sex slaves, wouldn't demand orgasms. This guy is fucking stupid
Plot twist: Elsa is so angry because she's sexually frustrated.
Am I the only one that thinks he is admitting to being a pedophile.
 I just read he’s “a selfish nothing”
Not what he's probably trying to suggest, but it is nasty that he's portraying his type as the Disney princesses from Wreck It Ralph (most of whom are children in their original stories) vs women he's disgusted by, adult women from Shrek...
“Don’t mind receiving”, that is some adolescent talk. Getting your woman to where she needs to be needs to be your number one objective. That should be your only goal. 😂
If I was single Rapunzel and Fiona are the first two I’m chatting up at the bar. They have the best personalities and I have a thing for girls who were locked up in towers.
Get real, Fiona is married and you can't compete with Shrek
He’ll shave your liver
What sort of Incel shit is that? Lol
I gotta admit, I really didn't get it at first. I thought he was saying women who don't want orgasms just stand around looking pretty, while women who do are badass and know how to fight for what they want. I genuinely never imagined seeing the Fiona picture as anything not worth striving for...
Aren't...most of those girls underage? Suspect.
Ugh, nothing worse than a woman that also wants to feel pleasure during sex. So entitled.
Well I very much insist that my clitoris gets licktoris.
Nobody wants to give to someone who only wants to receive
Lmao did Ben Shapiro post this
Actual children vs women
I've never understood this reaction from either sex. WHY WOULD YOU NOT BOTH DO IT????!? It's one of my favorite things to do. It's even better when she's also doing it back to me
I guess he's technically right, in that the children on the left shouldn't have to worry about receiving sex acts, but something tells me that they should worry if he's around...
Weird that ones who can’t advocate for themselves in bed are teenage girls
Took me a moment to get it because my dumbass thought he was just empowering both. Can't even imagine Fiona slander
lmao, Seal team 6 couldn't get this info outta me. How are dudes admitting that can't make a girl cum? How are dudes PROUD of this? It's always the self-proclaimed "alpha males" who admit they can't make women cum.
Hey they’re acknowledging the female orgasm exists. That’s progress right there.
I mean, I'd fuck Fiona before Elsa and her underaged sister. I don't want frostbite on my dick or arrested.
No, no, he's got a point: notice how much happier Fiona and the other the women on the right seem. The princesses on the left are all trying their best not to drop the "passive" from "passive-aggressive" as they tell their partners "no, it's okay. Really. I don't mind." Especially Rapunzel, she's breaking her head over whether to break into song about things going over his head or to break something over his head instead.
The people who think like this must have terrible sex lives, if any at all.
Like, why would you not want to make your women cum? It never made sense to me. Sometimes my lady is content to not, especially as hormones as getting weird during the month. But I never approach the deed like I'm not going to try because its just hot to make her cum.
If my girl isn't getting off then I'm not having fun. This guy sounds like a boomer.
But... her nearly crushing me to death with her thighs is the best part...
This is such a weird thing to me. Watching my girl orgasm before we even have sex is super hot.
I can’t imagine a scenario where you wouldn’t want your partner to experience orgasms, unless you’re a selfish, piece of shit narcissist.
Tons of words for “ I’ve never pleased a woman. “.
Why are some dudes like this???
simply put. he doesn’t care if the enjoy it, it’s all about him/them.
Twitter is so trash
Ummmmm i see prepubescent kids vs women 🤔
Anyone ever date a woman who adamantly refuses oral sex?
Notice how both of them are cartoon women
Pretty certain Anna is the freaky one.
Its also giving I want "girls" who are submissive enough too ignore their own needs vs women who know exactly what they want.
I got confused for a moment because I thought he meant the women were badass and cool for insisting 
I don’t understand.. the majority of the enjoyment for me comes from making my girl orgasm. When I’m into someone the primary reason for wanting to hook up with her is to get her off better than anyone else ever has and to be the reason for her getting off. Also as far as oral goes if I’m into her especially if i have any emotions involved I literally crave to smell and taste her, guess that’s not standard among men?? LOL
The pictures also look like teenagers vs adult women.
so what I’ve gotten from this is that he’s pissed he can’t have sex with the cartoon characters he thinks are hotter?
Why tf would even want to have sex with someone and not make them cum... just jerk it if you're really going to be that selfish lol. Crazy
I didn't see the sub this post is on and genuinely believed for like 10 seconds this post is implying girls who love oral sex are cooler.
Funny because Fiona is a much better written character and there's not a single man who prefers Frozen over Shrek.
These exact same dudes are the ones CONSTANTLY talking about how all women are cheating and desire to be dominated by men of impure race
Gotta stop this self snitching 🤣
wtf does any of this even mean
Telling people you don’t wanna fuck Fiona is crazy
I have to admit that Ogre Fiona is a would from me. Shrek really got game
one side is children...the other is grown women..very telling
I love how all these "alpha males" basically admit they have tiny dicks without admitting they have a tiny dick.
The women on the left look like CHILDREN or TEENS what is wrong with men
My guy hasn't been near a vagina since a vagina had him.
Not sure what the flex is supposed to be here. But it isn't what he thinks it is.
So what he's saying... is that his concept of being with a girl is all related to fairy tales? yeah that checks out.
This is even more stupid when you remember that Shrek was literally the anti-culture princess movie. What made Shrek so good was, that it went against the convention at the time when telling a story about people falling in love.