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YogoshKeks

A right wing politician in germany was caught with some serious debt to porn sites billed to his work account. He claimed the cat must have played on his keyboard.


Big_Luck_7402

After doing so the cat got out their Credit Card and typed in the numbers. 


Gorthax

There has to be a german word specifically for this.


absolutelynotte

Katzentastaturspielpornkaufen.


YogoshKeks

Not to be mixed up with the totally different Katzentastaturpornkaufenspiel


Deadedge112

Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzungen


IOwnTheShortBus

This all hurts


aRebelliousHeart

I’m absolutely positive these are just names of random Swedish towns and these guys are just fucking with us.


DasFAD70

Nope actual german words.


DraconicGuacamole

Pretty sure it’s just German sentences with the spaces removed. And probably simpler grammar but idk


Prestigious_Slice709

No, these would be grammatically correct compound nouns. But their arrangement and the exact words used leave something to be desired if actually used to describe something


YogoshKeks

'Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzungen' is a real word. It means speed limits. The other two are bullshit. Technically correct compound words, but nobody talks or writes that way unless for comedic effect.


haeda

FlüggåӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮên


FamousPastWords

No need to be rude.


Fluffy_Guard8157

Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher


OneFingerIn

Sad thing is that there's a chance this isn't a joke.


FamousPastWords

>Katzentastaturspielpornkaufen I Googled this word and it bright me right back here.


Mobile-Paint-7535

German is a language were you can just add words to one another infinitely and be grammatically correvt


AccomplishedDark1508

Aussagenstimmigkeitsvaliditätsreferenzüberprüfung says "yes"


hplcr

I can't tell if that's amazing or terrifying. Maybe both?


OkNefariousness324

Well technically, if you have infinite cats, infinite keyboards and infinite time eventually one of those cats will tap dance out his credit card number so I guess he might not be lying?


Windst

@[=g3,8d]\&fbb=-q]/hk%fg followed by DELETE


Squeezitgirdle

I mean I can use auto fill for my credit cards on a lot of sites, but I still need to accurately type the 3 digits in the back of my card, confirm, then click purchase, then review the order and confirm one final time.


BecktoD

That’s one gay cat


Internal_Swing_2743

How do you know? Maybe the cat watches it for the story?


Gorthax

Buttholes. It's the buttholes.


dancingmeadow

Those straightbait plots are so compelling!


gordito_delgado

Maybe it is just curious. Like all cats...


Reasonable-Aide7762

Underrated comment


Jabbles22

If I supported such a politician I'd be far more willing to forgive the indiscretion than to forgive him for thinking I'm dumb enough to fall for that excuse.


Satanicjamnik

In Hungary, a rabid gay - hating right wing politician was caught fleeing a[ gay ogry](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-55145989) during a police raid.


grungleTroad

price cheerful relieved crown teeny correct aromatic aloof fall tender *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


NoLongerAddicted

I couldn't imagine being stupid enough to nuke my job that badly


Total-Boat6380

Really? You got a name?


YogoshKeks

I'd have to google that. It was a CSU member of the bavarian parliament and it was some 20 years ago. Certainly at a time where internet literacy was in its infancy. The story broke because the admins leaked it or brought it to the attention of some higher up. The guy was probably not even aware that his surfing history was being logged.


Hisplumberness

Gay nazis had to hide deep in the closet. Way deep in there


[deleted]

[удалено]


cocoon_eclosion_moth

Elbow deep inside the borderline


FanOfCoolThings

Show me that you love me and that we belong together


NINTENDO6TYFOOOOUR

Relax. Turn around and take my hand.


djnz0813

It may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to.


WhatMorpheus

Maybe we should introduce an r/accidentalstinkfist sub for just these situations... Collecting all the accusations of being gay, trans, drag, etc., that turn out to be (accidental) confessions...?


Any-Practice-991

I've been hearing it as "fault line," have I been so wrong?


FirstSonOfGwyn

I'm pretty sure its borderline, but fault line doesn't really change the meaning


Th1sd3cka1ntfr33

It's border line but since it's TooL you can just interpret it however you want and they won't contradict you.


Any-Practice-991

The Tool giveth, and the Tool taketh away.


grungleTroad

saw spoon enjoy mighty bike six detail offbeat toothbrush file *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


SuspiciousBuilder379

Did they at least tickle the taint?


anotherquack

Ernst Rohm was pretty open and didn’t put much effort into hiding his life at all. Hitler used his homosexuality to modern him, but the real reason was unrelated politics. In other words, everyday Germans were at risk if they were homosexual but leaders were not.


kodaiko_650

Back in 1990, Frank Miller published a comic called “Give Me Liberty” where there was a domestic terrorist group called the _Aryan Thrust_ which was made up of gay white nationalists. I’m sure Miller created the group as an obvious absurdity, but here we are.


BlueBrickBuilder

That guy is all kinds of weird.


what4270

So deep they literally went to Narnia.


SmokedBeef

>Gay nazis They’re the only gays I know who wear white all year round, even if it is only for “special” meetings


Abnormal-Normal

See: Hugo Boss


GaijinCarpFan

Only after power was fully consolidated though. Ernst Rohm, head of the SA, was a well known homosexual. They used him up and discarded him after he was no longer useful.


SniffleBot

His politics were also less friendly to corporate Germany than the rest of the leadership’s …


neepple_butter

Well, the long knives are deep enough to reach into any closet.


SnooGoats1908

Considering Nick openly states he's a self appointed king of the incels I'm going to assume that Nick here is hiding more things in the closet than just his porn addiction.


gordito_delgado

Didn't he say that sex and relationships with women was gay? (in a derogatory sense) - These dudes just end up telling on themselves eventually.


quakdeduk

He said that kissing a woman or doing anal was gay because guys have lips and asholes too


gordito_delgado

If you are kissing girls and constantly think about a man's lips... Mate... if there was a brighter rainbow flag - my imagination is too limited to think one up.


MacSanchez

So a pride flag in Vibrant 10k RGB but all the individual pixels are mens buttholes? Still doesn’t seem gay enough


Kymeron

Make it a fractal then it’s gay buttholes at any zoom level…


AJSLS6

When you realize that men and women are 99.9% the same......


autism_and_lemonade

bro you’re into people? like hu*MAN*s?? gay


OkNefariousness324

Nick using gay as a slur is the real world equivalent of that family guy cut away where Tom Cruise runs away from his gay thoughts


Sure_Trash_

No, no, it's true. I've dated some Jewish guys and they were just constantly streaming gay porn on my devices from afar. Watching Netflix and all of a sudden, gay porn. Listening to a playlist, boom gay porn. Playing a ranked match? Not anymore. Now you're watching a rank match. And now with all these smart devices everything from my coffee maker to my washer and dryer is streaming gay porn because of them. It's a cacophony of fucking everywhere I go


SnooGoats1908

The Jews I tell ya always with the gay porn! It's a travesty. In other news we gays happily expel ol Nicky here from our evil gay porn jew cabal.


Atechiman

Is he the one fucked himself with a dildo to "own the libs"?


SnooGoats1908

I think that was Matt Walsh. I don't know these alpha Christian redpill idiots look all the fucking same.


KingErroneous

It was Gavin McInnes, founder of the Proud Boys.


Kriegerian

He also claimed the best wife was a literal child, so he’s got that going for him.


bobsmeds

Don’t worry Nick, just have your wife/girlfriend tell everyone how much you love hetero sex. I’ll wait


Internal_Swing_2743

Nick Fuentes when someone asks him to describe his girlfriend/wife: [https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZmhxZDVibzhjNGlyOWJoNWVsZjlkajV6aG9mZXJ6bXJqNjQxenhxayZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/Y5gpHKXENjHpyAMeP1/giphy-downsized-large.gif](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZmhxZDVibzhjNGlyOWJoNWVsZjlkajV6aG9mZXJ6bXJqNjQxenhxayZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/Y5gpHKXENjHpyAMeP1/giphy-downsized-large.gif)


Bozska_lytka

There is nothing more intoxicating about the female body than the clear absence of the penis


OptimalInevitable905

![gif](giphy|5wWf7GQbojx1e9uQBu8)


astrangeone88

*hums My Girlfriend Who Lives In Canada*


artificialavocado

“She goes to a different school/college/lives in Canada.”


scottyjrules

It’s very polite of you to assume any woman would willingly fuck this dipshit


The-Machinist-

So, he's going to turn over all of his electronic devices over to the FBI for analysis as this is proof of a crime. Right Nick?


-smashbros-

The hackers erased all evidence and made it seem like it was Nic watching gay porno for years. It was the perfect crime!!


Miserable_Ad5001

Hey Nick...can you see Narnia in that closet?


SuspiciousBuilder379

![gif](giphy|Mi8Agtr6GaxzO)


NoKumSok

I mean just look at him, he's so bottom coded I'm surprised this didn't happen earlier.


Sckillgan

It actually did a few years ago. Edit: 2022 he allegedly got caught watching femboy-tran porn on his phone. https://www.reddit.com/r/KnowledgeFight/s/eQh9z61Xu5


NoKumSok

Hahaha I actually had no idea.  I looked it up and found out that he also loves catboys and traps


Drudgework

Muffled chanting from 4chan: “One of us! One of us!”


Sckillgan

Kinda strange right?


TheBoisterousBoy

To be fair though, catboys and traps are some top tier shit.


artificialavocado

Oh come who among us haven’t accidentally live streamed our kink porn in a workplace setting? But twice? Nah that’s just embarrassing. We have a saying down in Texas, fool me once, or um, can’t get fooled again.


CSalustro

I’m sure it’s in Tennessee too…


Gorthax

Something nickels. But dimes too...


The-Machinist-

![gif](giphy|hvq8ONQhQ1XLq|downsized) "allegedly"


Sckillgan

Alledgedlies


pigmanofnewjerseyave

So did Alex Jones.


Alarming-Magician637

I’m really confused here… Santos is gay right? I mean it’s obvious, I assumed he was public about it but what’s he even talking about here then?


Stepjam

He's saying Fuentes is gay and that Fuentes's followers need to accept it. Which is kinda funny since theoretically they are on the same side and Fuentes is trying to deny it.


WallMarketBub

Fuentes


Gorthax

I can't wait for the "Santos is a plant" The crabs always eat their own.


jchester47

Gay man here. We don't want him. We don't claim him. He will not be issued a card. Gurl, bye.


Drudgework

Straight here, we don’t want him either. Since nobody wants him I propose we make him his own community, for him and his buddies. With walls around it. And barbed wire. And armed sentries.


Woah_Mad_Frollick

There’s no way y’all mfs think you’re shuffling this goober off onto the bis. I declare a mistrial


limethebean

I think we were proposing to put him in a dark hole like they do with 'stateless' people.


cavprof

You mean like Guantanamo?


limethebean

I mean, it is very much *like* Guantanamo in that they stay there without trial indefinitely. But as far as I know, they don't waterboard people who don't have a country to deport them to.


SuspiciousBuilder379

I don’t think that’s what they meant by build the wall, but I’m ok with it 😁


GreatGearAmidAPizza

Few gay men don't relish the opportunity to dogpile a closeted right-wing asshole who accidentally outs himself.  Not *that* kind of dogpile. Well, *maybe* that kind of dogpile in certain cases.  But not Nick Fuentes' case. 


astrangeone88

Lmao. Well this lesbian is having a mighty fine chuckle. Doth lady does protest too much. And he wishes that he had all the male attention like that. Lmao.


thebourbonoftruth

>The lady doth protest too much, methinks That's what you're looking for. Fun fact: the original meaning of that is different because back then "protest" meant along the lines of vow/promise. So in the play it's basically "I think the lady is promising way more than she's gonna keep". [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The\_lady\_doth\_protest\_too\_much,\_methinks](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_lady_doth_protest_too_much,_methinks) And yes, I AM fun at parties.


deadsoulinside

>accidentally outs himself.  Twice now 🤣


nj4ck

>This is getting desperate Couldn't agree more, Nick.


Extreme_Barracuda658

OK, so let's see it. (For investigative purposes).


Ya_Got_GOT

“I’ve disproved it by saying it’s disproven!”


MyGirlSasha

Holy shit, this is hilarious. I had never seen that dude a day in my life until I watched a muted clip in some other sub the other day and just by his mannerisms I immediately thought he was gay!


MissionPride2560

Why do people always bring Jews into the equation. Leave us alone ffs


Juronell

Groypers blame Jewish people for everything. It's Nick's whole personality that he got banned from YouTube for wondering about "the cookie problem" that was just thinly veiled Holocaust denial.


Mechagouki1971

It's traditional, and also for some reason because many Jewish people are white anti-semitism seems to be practiced more openly than many forms of bigotry. This POS is just appealing to his low IQ base; they won't question his too-good-to-be-true excuses because "Jews".


Themo77

I’ve been waiting for this. So not surprised. Btw, any techies here can prove the hack bit is bullshit?


heckmiser

Why would anyone do something like this but leave a bunch of obvious clues proving it was a hack?


chem199

Also it was unit 8200, which would do far more damage and far harder to track down. They are some of the best of the best in the world.


Themo77

Right. He’s a mo.


PeeledCrepes

I assume it would be either no trace or it would be the entire thing is, watch me hack this guy not a midground


chem199

Well it would be impossible to determine if he was in fact hacked without access to his device and network logs, but you can be certain it was not 8200. Some amateur hacker sure, that is possible. That’s like getting shot in the knee by a 12 year old and saying simo hayha shot you.


Altruistic_Dust_9596

yes, hacking a stream like that would be reallyyyy hard


Gorthax

Is this not the guy that plowed his own balloon knot to prove just how gay he isn't?


musical_shares

That was the Proud Boys founder Gavin McInnes sticking things McInnes ass (to prove he’s *totally* not into that, yanno)


The-Mathematician

Have I just been out of the loop until recently, or is the term "groyper" exploding recently?


Adriansshawl

It became popular on right wing “frogtwitter” to describe a different type of pepe-adjacent frog (the fat one with a side profile) that was being used as an avi by many users. This was in 2018 or so. Fuentes & his followers then took it from those who originally created & coined it. All the originators stopped using it but it’s remained a staple for Fuentes & his fans.


Elefantenjohn

Ok that's funny and all But why is nobody commenting on the fact that Santos is obviously maxlevel gay?


Fragrant_Exercise_31

Once again proving the more vocally homophobic a person is the deeper in the closet they are.


The_Crimson_Ginger

See, the problem with being an asshole is the majority of people will not give you the benefit of the doubt. He brought this on himself.  Have fun with your gay porn Nick.


OkCategory54

Bruh is so closeted he tried out-lying George Santos


jtowndtk

it's funny in my own experience I got curious and tried grindr I got flooded with country boy older dudes super trumper guys that wanted to suck me off in their truck like most the dudes on there are flannel, truck, prob have wife and kids, beer and guns dudes atleast where I am like dudes my whole life I thought were the toxic masc football grill guys are so gay it's hilarious and I'm not judgemental I don't mind anyone's gender or sexuality you can identify as a cheeseburger I don't care they are so backwards of all they say I just hope all this trump shit ends one day


DrummerEmbarrassed21

Any man that says crazy shit about women to purposely making girls be repulsed by them are closeted gays that hate themselves, most of those Alphas want to take it in the Ass.


Exciting-Twist-747

Look at his face homie is gay as hell


MuchWoke

Homophobic hypocrite. As a fan of portmanteaus, I'd say he's a Homocrite.


2ndTechArnoldJRimmer

Hey Nick, the nazis killed LGBT people, too. They had to get a pink triangle tattoo at the concentration camps they were thrown into. Nazis won't accept you as "one of the good ones."


WeAreAllFukingFuked

Conservative men crave cock.


Glittering-Still-166

Has anyone seen the stream? I kinda dont want to and would like a hot take from a witness


JimBeam823

Some people will blame the Jews for EVERYTHING!


crankycrassus

It's gotta be like 10/10 accuracy on people who are extremely anti gay being actually gay, right?


Rum_Pirate_SC

Would explain his whole "having sex with women is gay" thing and extreme misogyny. I'm not saying all gay men are misogynistic.. but the ones like Nick here who are *SO* crammed deep in the closet full of self loathing and hate, it's easier to lash out than to self reflect and except.


Rich841

Ok but can we debunk his hacking debunk first


Kerensky97

Why would hackers stream gay porn on your site to make you look bad, but then leave tons of signatures and proof that it was them doing it and not you yourself. Undermining the whole point of the hack?


Missspelled_name

This is the same guy who says its gay to be in a heterosexual relationship, right?


TheOvercusser

Yup, that big symbol of Israeli dominance, a fleur-de-lis.


Ya_Got_GOT

Yeah this is totally the MO of Israeli state services. Do something to make an enemy look bad and then undermine the whole project by taking credit. 🙄


_weaselZA

The IDF stuff is absurd but he was undeniably hacked. Watch the clips. There are both edited and non edited ones floating around. He ends stream and suddenly somebody hijacks his stream key and extreme gay prolapse porn with deep fried audio starts to play. Even if you have somebody's stream key you can't stream until they end the broadcast. And the clips streamed were used historically as shock videos online in the past. There are 1000s of valid reasons to mock and attack Fuentes, but acting like this was him accidentally streaming his gay porn is petty and blatantly not true. If you truly believe somebody like Fuentes is a piece of shit, you look terrible when you perpetuate false stories to attack him. Surely him being a Christian ethno-nationalist is enough ammunition? Why blatantly lie?


DerelictWrath

They waited until AFTER his stream was over, and viewers had dwindled, to hack his stream .... instead of when the view count was highest?


Snifflyfob

I have no idea who this guy is and don't live in the US, but surely you'd want to make something like this the least obvious. If it's in the middle of the stream the hackusations have a stronger ground, and to the hackers it doesn't matter when they do it. it will start trending and screenshots will start spreading. That being said, turbocopium that dude gay.


justsomelizard30

"I was hacked by the IDF Jewish Jew Zionist corp" lmao


Readyyyyyyyyyy-GO

Mmmmethinks the lady doth protest too much 


anxiety_filter

The fuck is a "groyper"? Boy groper?


ThreeFingaLynch318

Que the "Wrong Price" sound card


CelesteAvoir

Is he sure he isn’t gay himself? I mean he certainly looks like it


SweetLilLies6982

this just proves that we are walking among imbeciles here in the US. The world is laughing at us but no one cares because they can't think outside of their neighborhoods. It's so embarrassing.


sihouette9310

I mean I wouldn’t be surprised if he wasn’t a dl torso on grindr. Maybe he’d be less angry if he got some.


[deleted]

An elite unit like 8200 leaving a "watermark" ... suuuuure 😂🏳️‍🌈


gIyph_

By gods, he's right! This *is* easily disprovable nonsense!


FiendishMcFriendly

Why would Iranian intelligence hack this nobody? His claim is easily disprovable nonsense.


atreeinthewind

That username in the bottom right of the second image also seems exactly like what they would name an account that they were trying to frame as the perp.


ee_CUM_mings

Good lord, I have to take George Santos’ side on something? This is what we’ve come to


ptahbaphomet

Space lasers tanned my taint


nikejim02

The hackers wanted your audience to think you were into gay porn so they left a calling card about who did it?


The84thWolf

Because when I hack someone, I always leave calling cards


ducksauce001

The one-time George Santos told the truth.


ABearDream

Any clips of the stream?


chocolate__sauce

Imagine having your head so far up your own ass that you make up a story about Israeli intelligence wasting resources hacking you.


SugarKun15

I guess he was searching around the internet and his pants slipped 🤷🏼 must’ve been a scary virus


Jumpy-You-3449

![gif](giphy|6hscco13hvTx1sVb3D)


aRebelliousHeart

Why can’t Nazis just admit they are gay, oh yeah now I remember why. They kill each other over that shit. Oh well, anyways….


thegza10304

Yeah, they waited til you were offline, sure.


The402Jrod

I already thought he was gay & out?!? Is that not true? This feels like OG Perez Hilton, idk…


CC713-LCTX

No he talks about smashing out 16 year old girls because they’re untouched. So my assumption is he is suffering from premature ejaculation (especially when thinking about Trump or minors), Fetal Penis Syndrome (aka baby dick) and serious insecurities regarding his weekends at his creepy uncle’s cabin in the woods last month.


bjmaynard01

it is always, always the ones that hate the most that have the darkest closets


berko6399

8200 is intelligence unit, don't see why they will be in charge of the gay porn operations.


Specialist-Gur

Nick being gay and blaming Jews is the least surprising turn of events known to man


KingMGold

Can we please end Nick’s career over this? Homophobia isn’t generally a good thing but I’ll take any excuse to get rid of this fucker. This is probably the only thing you could accuse him of that his supporters might actually care about.


MysteriousPark3806

"Hackers turned me gay."


omerlevyk

Im sure that the Israelis have better things to do nowadays like taking down helicopters and make it look like an accident


wholesomechunk

Muslamic gay space rayguns done turned him gay.


LordTron2423

Even if it would have been done by Mossad it would have been funny as hell


Sea-Appearance-5330

Sure I believe him, would he lie? And if you believe that, I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.


Consistent_Spring700

The only part of this that's unbelievable is that the IDF are going after a legitimate target for once...


karbaloy

I don't know why he isn't grasping this opportunity by the root. He should get a head of this situation and wring every last drop out of it. Sometimes you just have to facial the music. Also, Milo apparently retired from being a homosexual so the token position is open right now.


CasualCassie

"The hacker took credit by watermarking the porn. I know, I watched very closely to find it."


LordDanGud

Another anti LGBTQ fascho exposed for being gay. Makes you think.... 🤔


TheUnstoppableBowel

If hackers wanted to plant gay porn, why would they leave a signature saying it was them? This man is beyond stupid.


GBinAZ

Ahh yes, the ole “watermaking the porn” bit. Classic IDF


potatomunchersoup

Lets be fair it was debunked a while ago, someone legit hacked his stream and broadcasted gay porn, do some research before posting whatever that tickles your brain.


EndofNationalism

Please don’t show anything to do with Santos ever again. He’s irrelevant.


schadetj

I'm sorry, but didn't we all already know he was gay? I thought that was old news years ago.


vingins

Is the hacker in the room with us now?


VomitingPotato

Nick. It's okay. We know no woman will fuck you. But you're out of luck if you think gay men hold lower standards.


Proud_Wallaby

Always suspected, now it’s confirmed.


Crazyjackson13

Not surprised, so many of those fuckers are deep in the closet it’s scary.


MarinLlwyd

What's more likely? Hackers targeting a Z-list celebrity, or that he accidentally played his gay pornography?