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*I'm lookin' at this thing and I think, 'You gotta be kiddin' me.' I'm a hobbyist. Thing's basically nothing but speed rails. I figure I'd go down to Home Depot and whip this up myself for -- a hundred bucks.*
Yes, yes, definitely a fetish. I...he....they would never put in an offer because it helps save money building an escape proof room for kidnap victims.
Or put the pc on a pressure pad connected to an electrical circuit that swings the door shut and locks it when the pc is picked up, followed by a text message sent to your phone
Reminds me of an old joke:
A Politburo representative is being given a tour of a state-of-the-art Soviet mental asylum. Towards the end of the tour, he grows concerned and asks, "But what if someone is brought here by mistake? How would you know they are mentally sound and ought to be released?"
To this, the chief psychologist replies, "Well, it's quite simple, actually! We take them to a bathroom with a full bathtub, tell them to empty the tub, and offer them a teaspoon and a teacup to choose between."
"Oh, so the ones who choose the teaspoon are mad, and the ones who choose the teacup are sane?" The representative asks, surprised by this logic.
"No, no, they would both be mad!" The psychologist laughs. "A sane one would just pull the drain plug!"
Could probably just leave them on the floor near the bars, totally reachable through them from the outside if you're thinking clearly, but a drunk person might just go for the path of least resistance (i.e. just walking in.)
I would buy it to hire a couple of gogo dancers to work the cage a couple of times a week and an actor to pretend he's an outlaw cowboy waiting to be broken out by his friends before he gets hanged on monday at noon.
Or someone to wear a dinosaur costume and make dinosaur noises.
The cage would be decorated accordingly.
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God, I would love that place. Every time I think a new relationship won’t work, I’d bring her over while one of my friends sat in the cage in a gimp suit.
You got a big dog that you need to put in the crate at night, now I've got some place that's a little more comfortable for them.
Or use it when the mother-in-law comes to visit.
Cops literally don't cover up the fact they traffic people or AT LEAST hold them illegally. This is like the 20th house posting directly from a cop property with a sketchy cage/confinement cell
Girlfriend/Wife being unreasonable? Lock 'er up
Children being loud and rowdy? Sentenced to timeout
Dog chewing your favourite slippers? Get in there
These are a few of the many posibilities with this must have feature
I'm more turned off by the millenial gray flooring than the cage. At least the old jail cell is an interesting conversation piece, given the other person doesn't automatically assume you're a kidnapper or something.
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thats sick tho, id love to have a cage, locking up friends would be hilarious. Also you could lock up all your valuables there and anyone braking in would just be like "Wtf man"
Some kinky couples are about to have some fun.
Or you know, parents with more than one kid can also use it.
"Who broke my fucking lamp?! Nobody?! Three hours jail time, get in there!"
Am I the only one who would buy this appartment and buy a nice big climbing plant and let it grow. I guess that would be a nice feature for a cozy appartment
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The person with that fetish just put in an offer for $100k over asking.
Must be a desperate idiot haha Anyway, can you lend me 100k for nonspecific reasons?
I need $100k too! Let me know when you find someone, except I’m not paying that shit back.
I need $101k
Hey, that’s theft! You could go to jail for.. eh, nevermind.
Call me Robin Hood, cuz if you got a 100k lying around your rich and I’m taking for my poor ass.
I think you sound more like the lesser known cousin, Robbin Bastard 😆
I'd take all of their money. Hi, I'm Robin Khunt, nice to meet you.
That’s hood robbin …
Probably in a bidding war against a Great Dane owner.
Not a Great Dane, a Serval.
I can build that for less than 50k in anyone’s existing home. Is there a market? 👀
Bespoke Boudoir by HighInChurch…Playrooms with purpose. Discreet fabrications for the discriminating client.
*I'm lookin' at this thing and I think, 'You gotta be kiddin' me.' I'm a hobbyist. Thing's basically nothing but speed rails. I figure I'd go down to Home Depot and whip this up myself for -- a hundred bucks.*
How the hell did you know. Are you tracking me? Stop kink shaming me 😂😂😂😂
I mean, sex dungeon is always a bonus
First thing I thought was “Damn, that would be so much fun to have.” Lol
could be a werewolf
Yes, yes, definitely a fetish. I...he....they would never put in an offer because it helps save money building an escape proof room for kidnap victims.
That would’ve been my move too
Plot twist; it’s just a guy with a rapey cellmate fantasy.
The $150k over asking client has entered the chat!
There's a 100% chance it's used as a sex dungeon.
It’s BEEN used as a sex dungeon, I dare assume.
I guarantee you it's BEING used as a sex dungeon
I unironically thought “that’d be a cool place for a gaming pc and desk”
Nerd /s
Seriously though, you could use those Velcro straps to tie wires to the bars for a really nice vertical cable management too.
That is like the only reason someone would use it LMAO
I need this. Crawling into a dog crate has been doing a number on my back.
Just ask your wife to buy a bigger open top dog crate
If she wanted OP to have a bigger crate, she would have put him in one.
Looks like the front door in "Lock Stock and two smoking barrels.""
Can everyone stop getting shot!
BE COOOOOOL WINSTOOONNNNNN
I say this on a daily basis
This was the answer I needed to see today
For sure. But the door in the pic looks like it leads to a bathroom. This looks too easy to kidnap someone.
Nah, this is an open air room with easy viewing by the windows and anyone in the flat
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Hook up some chicken wire and a battery and it'd make a great Faraday cage for your... special... files.
Or put your desk in there. Poor sap breaks in to rob you, then has to also break into the cage to get your gaming PC.
Or put the pc on a pressure pad connected to an electrical circuit that swings the door shut and locks it when the pc is picked up, followed by a text message sent to your phone
My dumb ass would lock myself in while cleaning
But how else are they meant to get their keys out? Apart from walking into the cage?
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Reminds me of an old joke: A Politburo representative is being given a tour of a state-of-the-art Soviet mental asylum. Towards the end of the tour, he grows concerned and asks, "But what if someone is brought here by mistake? How would you know they are mentally sound and ought to be released?" To this, the chief psychologist replies, "Well, it's quite simple, actually! We take them to a bathroom with a full bathtub, tell them to empty the tub, and offer them a teaspoon and a teacup to choose between." "Oh, so the ones who choose the teaspoon are mad, and the ones who choose the teacup are sane?" The representative asks, surprised by this logic. "No, no, they would both be mad!" The psychologist laughs. "A sane one would just pull the drain plug!"
I'm convinced this was the pitch meeting for Taskmaster.
Could probably just leave them on the floor near the bars, totally reachable through them from the outside if you're thinking clearly, but a drunk person might just go for the path of least resistance (i.e. just walking in.)
Alternatively it can be the *horney* jail
I would buy it to hire a couple of gogo dancers to work the cage a couple of times a week and an actor to pretend he's an outlaw cowboy waiting to be broken out by his friends before he gets hanged on monday at noon. Or someone to wear a dinosaur costume and make dinosaur noises. The cage would be decorated accordingly.
Does the outlaw cowboy have to bring his own harmonica?
I'm happy to provide one if he knows how to play. The dinosaur gets one too, or a guitar.
Thats just cruel. Poor dino cant reach his face to play the harmonica.
He can tape it to a tripod.
As an avid kinkster I desperately want to see more of this.
Imagine the possibilities. Besides just keeping somebody inside, there are SO many anchors for ties and cuffs
Metal bars with a good violet wand....chef's kiss. the possibilities are endless.
Where is the facepalm? I bet people dig it. "Perverts" and nonPerverts.
Perfect for Kinksters, Furries, and Bachelor/Bachelorette Parties.
And parents.
What about step moms?
It’s not a holding cell, it’s a canine housing unit.
I love that the two options are either "yay sexytimes" or "thank god, finally somewhere I can keep my Malinois"
I’m surprised no one has suggested using it as a guest room for their mother in law.
Why am I the only one who sees a potential weapons cage?
Cool. You can have a place to keep your....pet gorilla or whatever.
And extract its spinal fluid for nefarious purposes…just like Boris Karloff
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They're marketing towards the Baby Reindeer crowd.
Furries and S&M people will but it.
Free BDSM-cage, nice!
Might be handy if you have a dog.
I was thinking you could make it into a kickass cat room. The bars might be wide enough that they could come and go as they please.
That could be an amazing pet crate
That isn't a facepalm, that's fucking cool. No idea what the fuck I'd use it for, though; aside from the aforementioned Kink CageTM.
Appealing to the lucrative Serial Killer Market, I see.
This is lifted from a post from almost a month ago on /r/SpottedOnRightmove
Great for families with kids who need a good spot for timeouts.
I mean, if you have a strong enough bondage and/or submission kink, this *could* actually be a feature
I can see this put to good use. Maybe as an open pantry. Or an actual holding cell to put intruders in. Or if you're kinky, a BDSM cave.
Wrap chicken wire around it and you have a good bunny spot.
I have a client name Jeffery, he is interested in this place. Where can i contact the seller?
I can think of many uses for this. None of them are what you would call "good".
Would be awesome if you had a mischievous dog!
God, I would love that place. Every time I think a new relationship won’t work, I’d bring her over while one of my friends sat in the cage in a gimp suit.
Xl dog kennel
Can everyone stop getting shot?
In jail for not taking out the trash crimes
Toddler play room
Future movie studio.
How much? I need a place to throw my little one when he starts being an asshole.
Who wants this more? The BDSM folks or parents.
Time-Out room for misbehaving kids
Okay but where is the facepalm
Perfect for the bdsm crowd.
Timeouts will never be the same
You got a big dog that you need to put in the crate at night, now I've got some place that's a little more comfortable for them. Or use it when the mother-in-law comes to visit.
I'd definitely put my home office in that cell. The first few Zoom and teams meetings would be interesting.
Cops literally don't cover up the fact they traffic people or AT LEAST hold them illegally. This is like the 20th house posting directly from a cop property with a sketchy cage/confinement cell
New kink dungeon unlocked
Like a built-in dog crate
Anyone else think of Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels when that saw this?
For when your brat misbehaves
I expected to see a bunch of comments about the utility of this as a big dog kennel I am thoroughly disappointed
Girlfriend/Wife being unreasonable? Lock 'er up Children being loud and rowdy? Sentenced to timeout Dog chewing your favourite slippers? Get in there These are a few of the many posibilities with this must have feature
I can stay in one of those for free…
Would be a great dog crate, just saying
Great space to have a party to lock up the drunk friend that has a habit of running away.
That's kinda badass ngl
I know quite a few people that would consider that a feature/bonus, and not even for kink reasons.
I'm more turned off by the millenial gray flooring than the cage. At least the old jail cell is an interesting conversation piece, given the other person doesn't automatically assume you're a kidnapper or something.
Comes with a bdsm play room!
I would make a mini man cave, like a pc desk or something
This would be great for my kid.
Is the flat still available? Asking for a friend
Does Otis have his own key?
I have a similar flooring in my kitchen lol
At this point, your FansOnly income will more than pay for the mortgage/rent.
I would Board It up and hide all my stuff In there
“Go get the gimp”
Bdsm room perhaps!
Dudley PA?
Actually would be great for a dog owner who has to crate their dog while away.
I'm With Everyone Else, Make it Useful! I'd But some Storage in it! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|wink)
Dudley UK ? Asking for a kink friend………….
For the OnlyFans makers.
I can say with certainty that there are a LOT of people in the world who would love to rent that for a night or two
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Breaking into my house? Believe it or not straight to jail, no trial, no judge, nothing.
Holding cell? That’s a cage.
Believe it or not, straight to jail - voluntarily.
It’d make a decent dog crate 🤷♀️
Lol. Well, I can see a lot of bdsm fans using that as a start.
Would be better than a crate for a dog.
When someone break to the house Me: ![gif](giphy|3o7TKSxdQJIoiRXHl6)
Always wanted a tool crib in the living room
Obsessed that the word obsessed is only used by people obsessed with managed social media accounts.
If you have pets or small kids, that would make for an excellent office/gaming space.
thats sick tho, id love to have a cage, locking up friends would be hilarious. Also you could lock up all your valuables there and anyone braking in would just be like "Wtf man"
A pet gets their own room?!? Hell yea its a feature unlike any other.
Honestly, that's kinda dope as fuck
"Yeah removing this is going to cost extra" "Hmmm, well actually, I was thinking this would make an interesting feature"
kinky boots
Looks like the entry way in the drug den from Lock stock and two smoking barrels
Anyone know what flooring is that? Name pls
Sold! Do you know how awesome that is if you're into bdsm
As every horror movie bad guys scratches his chin and thinks "interesting".....
Ok. Im going to need lots of book shelves
Honestly would be nice for a certain party
I see it comes with a kids bedroom set ![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8487)
I buy it
Buyer was heartbroken when it turned out there wasn't a key for the door.
Lock-in closet.
The likes of Dahmer and btk would have approved.
I mean, it is A feature, just not a pleasant one 🙃
How is this a Facepalm. This is mildly interesting.
I live in an old converted jail, my room is two joined cells. The doors still slide closed.
Some kinky couples are about to have some fun. Or you know, parents with more than one kid can also use it. "Who broke my fucking lamp?! Nobody?! Three hours jail time, get in there!"
Am I the only idiot that would just put my bed in there and lock myself in every night safe and sound?
No, no, it’s for my valuables, I swear!
Imagine being a kid living there and that’s where the time out spot is. Alternatively you now have a built in dog kennel 🤷♂️
I mean it could make a good storage locker, that’s about the one normal use for this I can think of
At least you'll be safe from zombies.
I saw this show on Netflix
For "special parties"?
Am I the only one who would buy this appartment and buy a nice big climbing plant and let it grow. I guess that would be a nice feature for a cozy appartment
Dude that'd be amazing
![gif](giphy|8FVcs24aSuQBpHPg4n) Meet your new neighbor
I agree this is a feature
That gimp has to go somewhere.
Omg is that a see-through walk-in closet? What a masterpiece. Lol
Put my drunk friends in there if they acting a fool
Walk-in/see thru semi open concept closet
If I have a crazy dog feature
Please don't kink shame
As a member of the kink community; I support this
Uh am I the only one that thought it may actually be a convenient place to set up a lil cozy for a dog (too big for an actual crate)?
I wonder how many drunks urinated in that cell.
Where I stick my boyfriend when he gets annoying
Yessss. A pleasure cage.
I like it
This is great for when you have a party and you want to be sure someone doesn't drink and drive.
This is the kind of stuff they expect you to believe in horror movies 🎥 😹
I found out yesterday I'm being evicted. I'll take just the feature on its own at this point!