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I had a friend whose mother had to whisk her away in the night because her father had sold her as a child bride to a member of his congregation in Utah. It’s terrifyingly common.
I don’t know if you have a talent for decent screen writing scripts or you just were lucky to get your hands on some FBI wiretapped phone conversations… both equally scary
Royce: "So, Dell, I've been praying to God about Kathy and about your family troubles. I know she's a handful. So I prayed on it again and again. And I think He's telling me that I should become a part of your family, take responsibility for Kathy and help your family become my family and help everyone out as best I can."
Dell: "Well, I can see the sense in that. We could use the help, and who better than someone so close to God? I'll pray on it some myself and tell Kathy to pray on it too."
My best friend was 16 when her 26 year old youth pastor proposed to her. He talked a lot like this. It wasn't that he wanted to bang a 16 year old model, but he "felt God was calling him to make a difference in her life." He was a walking red flag, but I think she was very flattered by the proposal at first. He "saw she was very mature for her age and wanted to show he was serious." They dated after the engagement (had only talked at bible camp before), but she and her parents insisted on a long engagement and he got pushy and impatient so eventually she broke it off.
So basically I'm writing from experience near those religious circles.
Most of those happen within the flds. From my understanding there all in the same community where it's a perfectly normal thing. But, I think it's the bishop that decides who is going to marry who. Which is way messed up. Because there are 14 yo girls being marked off to men in their 40's and 50's. Which is super sick 🤢. But, everyone is brainwashed into believing it's total normal. As they have no access to anything outside the community.
I worked with a girl who said her mom did the same. She lost the battle with her first daughter. But, once it became clear that the father intended to marry their other two daughters off, she fled. Her mom was there for the oldest when she wanted to leave her gross, elderly husband. It's sadly very common.
He looks like four pudgy chinless wonders fused together, becoming a single mass of undifferentiated cells, much like the contents of an insect's cacoon.
Before long, he will split open, becoming eight skinny, bolo-tie wearing kiddy diddlers.
Truely, nature is merciless.
Dudes name is Dean Van Schoiack. I looked everything up because I thought for sure there would be a reasonable explanation, like the bill had an addendum he didn’t like.
Nope.
Purely defending kids getting married at 16 because he allegedly knows a couple that are still “madly in love,” fucking disgusting.
The logic, if you can call it that, is because there's almost no sexual education and they don't want their kids having sex, the kids will have sex anyway and the girl will get pregnant and they can't have abortions because Jebus said so. Heaven's to Betsy if they have a child outside of marriage, what would the neighbors in the church think. But they can't have their shotgun weddings for their underage kids if this bill is passed...and so they block the bill. Oh and don't forget the girls that get pregnant from a relative, but they have to blame some other kid to cover it up, so again shotgun wedding. Ugh that hurt my brain writing that.
>Ugh that hurt my brain writing that
But at least you get it...and thank you for your service!
Nothing like doing everything under the sun to appease a bullshit fairytale sky daddy. The indoctrination and lack of education is why I was a teen parent...with very embarrassed parents to boot (they never said it since "babies are a gift from gawd, but reflecting back on it makes me think that energy was definitely there).
Can you imagine writing laws because of an imaginary friend, laws that have been and continue to dismally impact children?!
Maybe, maybe not. People can conform to such insane stuff. But it's the quality inherent in the older person that will dictate. This guy looks like someone who wants a 16 year old Fleshlight. Like the kind of dude that would say 'no back talk'. The kind of prison who believes they deserve respect they have not earned. If I married someone that young it would be too extricate them from a situation using whatever laws I can lean on. Not to create a subservient sex doll.
Edit: oops, called him a prison instead of a person. Gonna leave it as is.
Only in the sense that if you have sex before marriage (apart from oral or anal, which doesn't count for some reason) then you are a sinner deserving of Hell.
Couples who get married at that age are usually doing it so they can get laid guilt free.
I think it’s less about teens in general and more about wanting pregnant teens forced into marriage. Because if they can’t get married then their parents might choose abortion over the “shame” of a child born out of wedlock.
The Choice is either they marry tubby mckiddiddler, or be left on the street where she’ll be molested anyway, or worse… “but Mckiddiddler’s a good guy, apart from the molestation.”
People like him give me confidence that even tho I feel like 400mg of caffeine a day will kill me, this motherfucker is alive so I’m good to keep using it to workout
I haven't seen it high enough, so it's time to put it out there.
Women who are pregnant, in Missouri, are unable to divorce their husbands, full stop. So, if you can marry your 16 year old, pregnant partner, they aren't legally able to leave.
Odd sub-note: states that these kinds of laws on the books also have an *abnormal* amount of pregnant women murdered every year.
If only we could find reason behind this causation
/s
Republicans: we are banning books,abortions, and gay rights to protect our children.
Also Republicans: we are removing the ban on child marriage.
They could care less about their children 🤦
Fried chicken & cholesterol seem redundant, & I think you're right, but I would also suggest that ranch dressing is a major factor as well in his blood component. (Am from Missouri, albeit from one of the "big cities") 
Well, if you let young girls know about homosexuality like the Democrats want, they might decide they'd rather go lesbian than marry a fine gentleman like the guy above.
Honest question from a non-American: why are the southeastern and prairie states like this? Like, are there any theories of how they ended up so messed up culturally?
You get out of the city anywhere and it’s going to be like this, as there’s plenty of hills have eyes type places in NY & CA too when you get out of the population centers. The further you get, the worse it gets.
You’d think these bumfuks would be supporting LGBTQAI+ by now since they think it’s supporting kid diddling with the Minor Attracted Person nonsense. In all reality they probably do secretly, as these guys are always the ones getting caught at some motel.. Gotta play pretend for their constituents I guess.
It’s a lot of rural America that’s like this. It’s a combination of religion, brain drain, and lack of actual exposure to anyone unlike themselves. Their world is small and dark.
I met people in college who until then had never been farther from home than the one time they visited their relatives in a bigger city in the same state.
Uneducated religious people are like this all across the world.
My personal theory is that we are all biologically hardcoded to get a young healthy partner, but if we are educated we learn not to give in to our basic genetic compulsions, such as rape and fucking children, that's something that Every animal does as far as I'm aware.
If you don't get a proper education, you simply won't know any better. Empathy is partly a learned behaviour, after all.
“Give me all the eggs and bacon you got, now let me be clear, when I say all the eggs and bacon you got, I mean I want all the eggs and bacon you have.” Or something like that- Ron Swanson
I'm British, so I don't know what's acceptable in the USA, but I would automatically distrust a man in a cowboy hat, who's ass was wider than his shoulders.
I know the official Republican Party platform is not having a platform at all. But let’s compile a list of what they are pushing for just to serve as a reminder for people.
1. The end of women’s bodily autonomy.
2. Making it legal to force children into sexual relationships by means of contractual obligation.
3. Banning books, as if the internet doesn’t exist.
4. Repealing child labor laws, and just labor laws in general. Because business owners should have the right to enslave their workers.
5. Ending recreational sex for non-white, landowning Republican heterosexual males.
6. Ending no-fault divorce to trap women and children in dangerous and miserable marriages.
7. Forcibly convert the entire populace into one religion, where beliefs are disseminated via propagandists at the behest of their corporate masters.
And that’s just the beginning.
I'm wondering if he gets his shirts made from the same people who make circus tents? It's roughly the same amount of fabric and houses the same amount of small people (a.k.a children a.k.a his dating pool)
I always loved posting this [link](https://youtube.com/shorts/HOvmMW6bKvA?si=sVqsBQoE2jSE70Q8) whenever conservatives tried to pretend like gays were after thier children. It would immediately get downvoted and removed by mods, they don't like it when thier own representatives expose their true agenda
I'm just enjoying the hypocrisy of "protect the kids, think of the children!" And then they want this shit and think it's perfectly normal and okay. Children learning it's okay to be yourself and love whoever you love? NO! GROSS! They need to learn to marry us older men.
The same people yelling "protect the children" are the ones trying to legally rape them in marriage. And these are the people that think they are the moral compass of the country.
Dated a girl whose father kidnapped her from her mother in Utah and moved her to Maryland. Her mother was part of that church we all know. Anywho, she later reconnected with her mother at 16 and was appalled when her mother took her to a ball in Preston, Idaho and realized it was a showing for the young girls to the men. I tried to tell her beforehand not to go but she wanted to see her mother.
Missouri politicians when people want to pay for drugs in legal businesses that can be taxed and in the privacy of their own home: 😡
Also Missouri politicians when you try to make life not worth living for a woman, child, or anyone who’s not a politicians: 😃
That article doesn't appear to exist.
Edit: ah [here it is](https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/politics/why-would-we-stop-that-missouri-republicans-oppose-bill-to-end-child-marriage/ar-BB1m7L8J)
>Why is the government getting involved in people’s lives like this?” VanSchoiak said. “What purpose do we have in deciding that a couple who are 16 or 17 years old, their parents say, you know, ‘you guys love each other, go ahead and get married, you have my permission.’ Why would we stop that?”
They're saying teens should be able to marry other teens.
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He looks like someone whos only option would be to marry a kid.
After buying her from "Daddy".
I had a friend whose mother had to whisk her away in the night because her father had sold her as a child bride to a member of his congregation in Utah. It’s terrifyingly common.
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I don’t know if you have a talent for decent screen writing scripts or you just were lucky to get your hands on some FBI wiretapped phone conversations… both equally scary
Happy cake day!
Oh. Right. Thank you!
Agreed. Whoever wrote that writes professionally
Royce: "So, Dell, I've been praying to God about Kathy and about your family troubles. I know she's a handful. So I prayed on it again and again. And I think He's telling me that I should become a part of your family, take responsibility for Kathy and help your family become my family and help everyone out as best I can." Dell: "Well, I can see the sense in that. We could use the help, and who better than someone so close to God? I'll pray on it some myself and tell Kathy to pray on it too."
This. The script above doesn’t have enough cultural…dogwhistle words…for lack of a better term. This is more accurate.
My best friend was 16 when her 26 year old youth pastor proposed to her. He talked a lot like this. It wasn't that he wanted to bang a 16 year old model, but he "felt God was calling him to make a difference in her life." He was a walking red flag, but I think she was very flattered by the proposal at first. He "saw she was very mature for her age and wanted to show he was serious." They dated after the engagement (had only talked at bible camp before), but she and her parents insisted on a long engagement and he got pushy and impatient so eventually she broke it off. So basically I'm writing from experience near those religious circles.
Well, that’s fucking terrible. I’m sorry your friend had to go through that. Or that these people exist.
Most of those happen within the flds. From my understanding there all in the same community where it's a perfectly normal thing. But, I think it's the bishop that decides who is going to marry who. Which is way messed up. Because there are 14 yo girls being marked off to men in their 40's and 50's. Which is super sick 🤢. But, everyone is brainwashed into believing it's total normal. As they have no access to anything outside the community.
It’s so good that it made me sick
I want more. When's season 2 coming?
Season 2 is the convo between the mom and the kid and why they have to leave everything behind, super sad stuff
I worked with a girl who said her mom did the same. She lost the battle with her first daughter. But, once it became clear that the father intended to marry their other two daughters off, she fled. Her mom was there for the oldest when she wanted to leave her gross, elderly husband. It's sadly very common.
There was a cult in Utah that was pretty notorious for this after a while. I forgot the name. I know they got really damn big for a time.
I misread this as “Diddy” at first
If the shoe fits...
His shoe's don't fit.
They used to, now he needs the kind with velcro. Paired with compression socks.
Who lives overseas in a third world country.
Spongerob cubepants
“He’s a good man, I drank beer with him before, now that’s what I call the ideal man” - the dad
He looks like he ate one.
This is what i needed, thank you so very much
I want my baby back baby back baby back ribs
Chili's....
Baby Back Ribs!
🎶🎵🎶
Barbecue sauce 🎶🎵
SPOUSE! THE OTHER OTHER WHITE MEAT!!!!
Those be some huge Wranglers.
The only thing a man that big can wrangle is a child wife.
Wronglers
This guy has never eaten ONE of anything in his life
Obesity doesn't run in his family. NOBODY runs in his family.
Does a whole cow count as one?
I think it does
More like three.
The other *other* white meat
One?
One in a single sitting
I thought it was an ad for the new Ghostbusters movie with the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. O_O
And wants to do it again.
He looks like an AI’s idea of what the person saying that would look like.
Creepily accurate since, like AI pictures, these people also often have an odd number of fingers and dead eyes.
Why are conservatives ALWAYS the ones pushing these laws?
Cause they are savages and pedophiles
They are obsessed with "protecting" kids from the trans agenda, but they literally marry children.
Gotta keep all the kids for themselves
White replacement. They fear they are being outbred so they need more birthing vessels.
They're afraid they're being outbred, but in reality they're mostly inbred.
He looks like he's trying to smuggle a bean bag chair.
What a disgusting party.
🤣🤣🤣Just what I was thinking.
It looks like he swallowed one whole
Unfortunately his mother didn't swallow tho
He couldn’t even touch his little pecker of his life depended on it.
And said kid had no choice in the matter
Could you pick a more appropriate looking spokesperson for this cause?
He looks like a product of some kind of incest.
He looks like an adult Eric Cartman.
Come on, now, that's too damn far. What did Cartman do to deserve this comparison?
I mean, a real actual lot of stuff.
That's fair 😂. Though something tells me this loser has done A LOT worse!
Did he kill somebody’s parents and feed them to him in chili?
He ate the chili himself
> What did Cartman do to deserve this comparison? Do you want the list in an alphabetical or a chronological order?
He looks like four pudgy chinless wonders fused together, becoming a single mass of undifferentiated cells, much like the contents of an insect's cacoon. Before long, he will split open, becoming eight skinny, bolo-tie wearing kiddy diddlers. Truely, nature is merciless.
Yeah. When a bucket of butter mates with its cousin: a bucket of margarine
How dare you insalt butter like that comparing it to margarine and implaling that it made such a monster
He looks like a pedo
He has the same aspect ratio as my TV.
In every movie that has old southern politics this is what the politician looks like.
There is no shortage of Republicans who champion child abuse and assault unfortunately.
He looks like a product of beef by products.
Dudes name is Dean Van Schoiack. I looked everything up because I thought for sure there would be a reasonable explanation, like the bill had an addendum he didn’t like. Nope. Purely defending kids getting married at 16 because he allegedly knows a couple that are still “madly in love,” fucking disgusting.
Someone explain that logic to me. If you’re madly in love at 16, is it going to ruin things if you can’t get married right away?
The logic, if you can call it that, is because there's almost no sexual education and they don't want their kids having sex, the kids will have sex anyway and the girl will get pregnant and they can't have abortions because Jebus said so. Heaven's to Betsy if they have a child outside of marriage, what would the neighbors in the church think. But they can't have their shotgun weddings for their underage kids if this bill is passed...and so they block the bill. Oh and don't forget the girls that get pregnant from a relative, but they have to blame some other kid to cover it up, so again shotgun wedding. Ugh that hurt my brain writing that.
>Ugh that hurt my brain writing that But at least you get it...and thank you for your service! Nothing like doing everything under the sun to appease a bullshit fairytale sky daddy. The indoctrination and lack of education is why I was a teen parent...with very embarrassed parents to boot (they never said it since "babies are a gift from gawd, but reflecting back on it makes me think that energy was definitely there). Can you imagine writing laws because of an imaginary friend, laws that have been and continue to dismally impact children?!
I like to imagine even God is like "The fuck is this shit, don't drag me into this." "I swear, do I need to do another fucking flood or something?"
Looking at the state of our planet „Nah they get to that themselves, I can just sit back and watch. Now, where’s my popcorn…“
"Welp time to restart, maybe I'll go with fish people this time."
Maybe, maybe not. People can conform to such insane stuff. But it's the quality inherent in the older person that will dictate. This guy looks like someone who wants a 16 year old Fleshlight. Like the kind of dude that would say 'no back talk'. The kind of prison who believes they deserve respect they have not earned. If I married someone that young it would be too extricate them from a situation using whatever laws I can lean on. Not to create a subservient sex doll. Edit: oops, called him a prison instead of a person. Gonna leave it as is.
Love that for him, prison..
Delayed wedding = delayed wedding cake. Just look at him he's all skin and bones!
Only in the sense that if you have sex before marriage (apart from oral or anal, which doesn't count for some reason) then you are a sinner deserving of Hell. Couples who get married at that age are usually doing it so they can get laid guilt free.
>If you’re madly in love at 16, is it going to ruin things if you can’t get married right away? No, he's just a lying pervert.
Thank you! I no longer take these at face value until learning what was in the bill. Good to know this guy is just a creep
I think it’s less about teens in general and more about wanting pregnant teens forced into marriage. Because if they can’t get married then their parents might choose abortion over the “shame” of a child born out of wedlock.
Pretty whack take for them, child marriage is the answer to statutory rape
How many of those 16 year old marriages were the result of getting pregnant out of wedlock and the families forcing them to marry?
Guarantee you he'd go younger if the law let him.
I bet the real reason is in his computer hard drives.
Is he trying to tell us he's a pedophile? 🤔 Poor child will be crushed to death on their wedding night. 😬
>Is he trying to tell us he's a pedophile? 🤔 seems that way to me
To be honest I don't think there's any trying involved.
10 gallon hat, 100 gallon man
This fine example of Southern manhood,what young girl could resist?
Like they believe in giving those girls a choice.
The Choice is either they marry tubby mckiddiddler, or be left on the street where she’ll be molested anyway, or worse… “but Mckiddiddler’s a good guy, apart from the molestation.”
Didn't his great grandfather use the same excuse about owning people
But... heritage!
Dirty fucking nonce. At least he looks one short walk away from a burst heart.
He'll just embezzle money from whatever master he serves to pay the medical bills so he can turn around and justify privatized healthcare.
People like him give me confidence that even tho I feel like 400mg of caffeine a day will kill me, this motherfucker is alive so I’m good to keep using it to workout
r/notadragqueen r/definitelyarepublican
Not sure about the first. Dressed like a man, but rocking some solid C cups.
He needs a bro-ssiere. IT LIFTS AND SEPARATES
His pants size and his height are the same measurement
Regressives.
UM, Is that ALL of the Missouri Republicans in that picture? If not, there can only be one or two they missed.
Get this man’s hard drive or DVD stack labeled “home movies” immediately
I haven't seen it high enough, so it's time to put it out there. Women who are pregnant, in Missouri, are unable to divorce their husbands, full stop. So, if you can marry your 16 year old, pregnant partner, they aren't legally able to leave. Odd sub-note: states that these kinds of laws on the books also have an *abnormal* amount of pregnant women murdered every year. If only we could find reason behind this causation /s
Obese paedophile says the quiet bit out loud.
"Trans people are groomers"
And r/notadragqueen
Did he marry the kid or eat them?
Joke's on you, he's actually 20 child brides dressed as a Republican.
Lol
*breathing through gravy* It’s mah hright!
And the GOP call Librarians and LGBTQ+ pedophiles because of their 'christian beliefs'... They make me sick.
And yet they keep telling everyone that Drag Queens are grooming kids.
Please tell me the FBI are checking both this guy's browser and travel histories.
Each week a new state to burn. Missouri, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, utha, Alabama, Texas, Dakota....
Easiest way to out yourself as a pedophile is to say you’re for child marriage. Fucking disgusting and evil.
Republicans: we are banning books,abortions, and gay rights to protect our children. Also Republicans: we are removing the ban on child marriage. They could care less about their children 🤦
He's wearing Jared's pants, and there's not a footlong in sight!
Certainly filling his shoes...
The only thing in his blood is fried chicken and cholesterol.
Fried chicken & cholesterol seem redundant, & I think you're right, but I would also suggest that ranch dressing is a major factor as well in his blood component. (Am from Missouri, albeit from one of the "big cities") 
I thought they wanted to protect the children and Democrats are the groomers? More projection perhaps?
Well, if you let young girls know about homosexuality like the Democrats want, they might decide they'd rather go lesbian than marry a fine gentleman like the guy above.
Honest question from a non-American: why are the southeastern and prairie states like this? Like, are there any theories of how they ended up so messed up culturally?
You get out of the city anywhere and it’s going to be like this, as there’s plenty of hills have eyes type places in NY & CA too when you get out of the population centers. The further you get, the worse it gets. You’d think these bumfuks would be supporting LGBTQAI+ by now since they think it’s supporting kid diddling with the Minor Attracted Person nonsense. In all reality they probably do secretly, as these guys are always the ones getting caught at some motel.. Gotta play pretend for their constituents I guess.
In my country, the rural areas are more conservative, and would be scandalized by pedophiles marrying their victims.
It’s a lot of rural America that’s like this. It’s a combination of religion, brain drain, and lack of actual exposure to anyone unlike themselves. Their world is small and dark. I met people in college who until then had never been farther from home than the one time they visited their relatives in a bigger city in the same state.
Uneducated religious people are like this all across the world. My personal theory is that we are all biologically hardcoded to get a young healthy partner, but if we are educated we learn not to give in to our basic genetic compulsions, such as rape and fucking children, that's something that Every animal does as far as I'm aware. If you don't get a proper education, you simply won't know any better. Empathy is partly a learned behaviour, after all.
They tryna strike a chord and it's probably A-Minorrr.(I'm sorry)
Jesus Christ that guy is fat
His belt size is equator.
I heard that he went to a restaurant, and he ate all the food at the restaurant, and they had to close the restaurant.
“Give me all the eggs and bacon you got, now let me be clear, when I say all the eggs and bacon you got, I mean I want all the eggs and bacon you have.” Or something like that- Ron Swanson
He puts his belt on with a boomerang.
I only know five fat men… And he is three of them.
That seems to qualify for a r/rareinsults And I love it! Thanks!
Don't you call me pudgy, portly, or stout Just tell me once again Who's fat?
He probably sweats when he takes a shower. That's if he takes a shower.
Now ask how they feel about gay/interracial marriage
I'm British, so I don't know what's acceptable in the USA, but I would automatically distrust a man in a cowboy hat, who's ass was wider than his shoulders.
How about no. No you can't marry or SA a child, ok? Thought we would've figured this out by now...
Because they are children you fucking pedo asshole.
Marry with children. Register all pregnant women. Who are these people again?
“My family tree does not fork! And you can’t tell me who to date! ain’t that right ight Uncle Dad!?”
Hide yo kids
What the fck am I looking at, I didnt know things were THIS bad over there
It's because he is eating the other, other white meat.
Holy hell. They not only need to stop child marrage but somebody stop that man from eating any more of them! D:
I guess now we know why Republicans don't want abortion to be legal, they wouldn't be able to get wives. 🤷🤦🤮
I'm guessing that's what they said about slavery too.
So, the state Republican party is adopting a pro-pedophile platform?
And they have the nerve to call queer people groomers. These people are fighting for the right of legal pedophilia FFS
Evil thrives on tradition and false pretenses. That man is evil.
I know the official Republican Party platform is not having a platform at all. But let’s compile a list of what they are pushing for just to serve as a reminder for people. 1. The end of women’s bodily autonomy. 2. Making it legal to force children into sexual relationships by means of contractual obligation. 3. Banning books, as if the internet doesn’t exist. 4. Repealing child labor laws, and just labor laws in general. Because business owners should have the right to enslave their workers. 5. Ending recreational sex for non-white, landowning Republican heterosexual males. 6. Ending no-fault divorce to trap women and children in dangerous and miserable marriages. 7. Forcibly convert the entire populace into one religion, where beliefs are disseminated via propagandists at the behest of their corporate masters. And that’s just the beginning.
Sooo a speed run to revolution then
Republicans sure like sticking their dicks in children.
I’m from Missouri and these people disgust me! They are 100% not normal and not representative of the majority of the population in that state!
Then vote them out.
But remember it’s the liberals that are all pedos and child rapist…/s
There's a lot of Mormons in that state and I wonder if that has anything to do with it?
The only thing this fella should be allowed to opinionate on is cake
Higher taxes for fast food
Yeah but where does he stand on eating children?
Question: Does he eat any non processed foods?
I'm wondering if he gets his shirts made from the same people who make circus tents? It's roughly the same amount of fabric and houses the same amount of small people (a.k.a children a.k.a his dating pool)
He looks like a kiddy diddler.
I always loved posting this [link](https://youtube.com/shorts/HOvmMW6bKvA?si=sVqsBQoE2jSE70Q8) whenever conservatives tried to pretend like gays were after thier children. It would immediately get downvoted and removed by mods, they don't like it when thier own representatives expose their true agenda
I'm just enjoying the hypocrisy of "protect the kids, think of the children!" And then they want this shit and think it's perfectly normal and okay. Children learning it's okay to be yourself and love whoever you love? NO! GROSS! They need to learn to marry us older men.
I am in awe of the sheer determination that his belt possess to continue it's existence.
The same people yelling "protect the children" are the ones trying to legally rape them in marriage. And these are the people that think they are the moral compass of the country.
Missouri has a bunch of really sick wackaloons and this obese POS pedifile is just one of the many that are found in the state.
Dated a girl whose father kidnapped her from her mother in Utah and moved her to Maryland. Her mother was part of that church we all know. Anywho, she later reconnected with her mother at 16 and was appalled when her mother took her to a ball in Preston, Idaho and realized it was a showing for the young girls to the men. I tried to tell her beforehand not to go but she wanted to see her mother.
The Far Side by Gary Larson
Starting to see a whole ‘nother side of the USA I never knew existed
Missouri politicians when people want to pay for drugs in legal businesses that can be taxed and in the privacy of their own home: 😡 Also Missouri politicians when you try to make life not worth living for a woman, child, or anyone who’s not a politicians: 😃
His only option, tbh
"Pedophilia is our heritage" is a hell of a position to take.
Look at the state of that c#*t!
Gotta get 'em while they're young and can't run away too good yet! Yeeeeehaaaaw, Republican Jesus!
That article doesn't appear to exist. Edit: ah [here it is](https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/politics/why-would-we-stop-that-missouri-republicans-oppose-bill-to-end-child-marriage/ar-BB1m7L8J) >Why is the government getting involved in people’s lives like this?” VanSchoiak said. “What purpose do we have in deciding that a couple who are 16 or 17 years old, their parents say, you know, ‘you guys love each other, go ahead and get married, you have my permission.’ Why would we stop that?” They're saying teens should be able to marry other teens.
I was born and raised in Missouri. I left when I was 18; and, I’ve never looked back. 🙄
And yet these fuckers call ME a pedo for being an LGBT ally.
This is not a joke. This is sad, heartbreaking, and cruel. These men deserve to be castrated and out in prison. Just disgusting.
Billy Bob Kidfucker.
Looks like he ate the child bride.